<![CDATA[Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife]]> I'm so pleased to know that Anna will be in hell. I feel as though her presence will add a certain je ne sais quoi to the parties I will be holding at my fabulous penthouse with River Styx views. The Devil wears Prada indeed!

Maestra

]]> <![CDATA[Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife]]> @yourfriendandneighbor: I meant this one:

God says stuff like that to me all the time when He's baked. When I see His number on caller ID, I don't even pick up anymore because it's gonna be some rant about how 'Love Boat' was soooo underappreciated by critics and He's gonna smite them and kill broadcast tv forever with free video uploads blah blah blah.

yourfriendandneighbor

]]> <![CDATA[Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife]]> @stew: Gold Star Motel

yourfriendandneighbor

]]> <![CDATA[Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife]]> @stew:

I'm not getting on Larkworthy. I really do feel for her. Who (I speak here of the non-celebrity generis) wants their warts (and I said that people might speculate, not that she necessarily had them) exposed in the media?

NursePornstein

]]> <![CDATA[Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife]]> hey, lay off Larkworthy. Like the Fire Freak's psychoses need to have proof in the real world? He dubbed her "biohazard" in approximately the same reasonable part of his smiley thermal-imaged brain that canonized Aaron Spelling and decided Not Attaining EIC was due to a vast conspiracy and not his a-hole ways, his lack of any redeeming trait whatsoever or his tribute-to-Gene-Simmons hairstyle.

bananaboat

]]> <![CDATA[Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife]]> I'm feeling sorry for the cheerily-monikered Larkworthy. As if it's not bad enough that people (um, you did too, right?) would inevitably speculate on just what communincable disease(s) she might harbour/ poor hygiene practices that inspired the nickname "Biohazard"... now her age is out there for all the fashion world to see as well.

Braunstein. Bacillus. Brumal. : Banishment.

NursePornstein

]]> <![CDATA[Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife]]> There WAS a Gawker media commenter called Biohazard...

I totally want Mark Morris to work the Anna Wintour thing into a scene in The Nutcracker. That would be epic! The Prima Ballerina Wore Prada!

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife]]> Biohazard is what he started calling his ex-girlfriend when she made the peculiar decision to break up with him

meerkat

]]> <![CDATA[Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife]]> Idiot. Aaron Spelling's in my freezer.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife]]> i prefer not to know what anna wintour, aaron spelling and giant rats have to do with "Details of Sex Play With Suspect".

slinkimalinki

]]> <![CDATA[Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife]]> actually, i think those people did care about status.

like they didn't want to be the ones relegated to standing on their rooftops asking for CNN Breaking News helicopters to throw them a rope.

however you have to hand it to a lawyer using Anna Wintour, eunichs and giant rats as his client's twinkie defense.

ellagood

]]> <![CDATA[Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife]]> That sort of cheered me up.

Koreanish

]]> <![CDATA[Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife]]> ech, forgive the grammar in the above, I was too upset. But leave her alone.

6hourslater

]]> <![CDATA[Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife]]> What God decided that his victim had to put up with his putrid ravings being published for the whole world to see? The fact that he babbles about the famous doesn't make that poor has to suffer even more. Please....

6hourslater

]]> <![CDATA[Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife]]> Couldn't God have reminded Peter, perhaps, that a cold-blooded, premeditated rape and torture session is, like, a sin or something? Guess it slipped his mind.

Seanibus

]]> <![CDATA[Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife]]> "[T]ips," not "tip."

Sorry.

Smitros

]]> <![CDATA[Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife]]> Maybe he's dyslexic on top of everything else and gets his tip from a neighbor's dog.

Smitros

]]> <![CDATA[Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife]]> God says stuff like that to me all the time when He's baked. When I see His number on caller ID, I don't even pick up anymore because it's gonna be some rant about how 'Love Boat' was soooo underappreciated by critics and He's gonna smite them and kill broadcast tv forever with free video uploads blah blah blah.

bananaboat

]]> <![CDATA[Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife]]> If Aaron Spelling is in heaven, does that mean that his fug kids get a free pass? Because I don't think heaven can handle that many people with big boggle eyes.

DirtyPillows

]]> <![CDATA[Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife]]> "Biohazard" is his nickname for Wintour. Seriously

c0zette

]]> <![CDATA[Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife]]> @TedSez: I'm imagining Andre Leon Talley gnawing on some Slovenian model's clavicle while wearing a giant rodent costume, complete with whiskers and a long tail.

TheJerseyDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife]]> Who's this "Biohazard," what happened to his mom and why is she rooming with Joan of Arc? No seriously, I need to know.

American Standard

]]> <![CDATA[Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife]]> He even manages to work in shout-outs to both Biggie and Tupac. Impressive.

Schadenfrau

]]> <![CDATA[Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife]]> Wow. Started talking to God when he was thirteen? His bar mitzvah must've been way better than mine.

acedmb

]]> <![CDATA[Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife]]> why do I always fall for the crazy ones?

lululemming

]]> <![CDATA[Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife]]> I don't know, this is almost too good to be true. Methinks he's crazy, alright. Crazy like a rat. A rat that has dominion over Wintour.

Aatom

]]> <![CDATA[Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife]]> I believe that he is entirely correct about Wintour's fate. Regarding Aaron Spelling: not so sure.

depardoo

]]> <![CDATA[Peter Braunstein Believes In Our Kind Of Afterlife]]> "Wintour will be escorted by eunuchs to a place in hell run entirely by large rats."

So she'll still be editor of Vogue, then.

TedSez

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