<![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> Glory Toad: Actually, those are pretty much my interests, when I'm not working on anti-poverty initiatives for the Borgen Group.

Mr. Kim Gordons Panties

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> I like to think of this as a concentration camp for the post-post feminists. The "manifesto" seems to have just the right level of hopeless self-loathing. The best part is that they don't even hate themselves for being consumerist; they've transcended to the point where they just hate OTHER consumerist women.

DeliciousNoise

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> Can't comment over there due to technical difficulties, so I guess it's for Fierce Firefox Females only. You FFF go, girls!

(also, hello Gawker comment box. I thought you had vanished forever)

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> I'm going where there's the most exclamation points. It's a toss-up right now.

cequirk

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> @ellagood: Bergdorf. Hands down.

spitsonstrangers

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> so this is where i am relegated to one week a month?


i hope they at least have a semi-regular feature on the best dressing rooms in which to fuck.

ellagood

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> Were slattern.com and harridan.com already taken?

kjc9

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> Hmm. This site makes me confusion.

I don't know how I feel about putting all of my internets in one basket. It feels a bit dilettantish.

spitsonstrangers

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> Why don't they have bylines? Is that just a Choire mandate as opposed to a Lock mandate? I ask because one post listed "Lock" as the author's current fuckbuddy, which blew my mind all kinds of ways.

the rzo

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> There is a special hell for people who get KMFDM stuck in my head. Just know that.

IBentMyWookie-v2

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> @OneHundredServed:

i'm feeling you. these ladies may write that a $2000 handbag is vulgar, but i have a hard time believing none of them own their own SATC-inspired pair of Really Expensive shoes.

cmd

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> i think it's actually written by fat middle-aged men, a la milli vanilli.

slinkimalinki

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> @Turd Ferguson: Oh brother, you are way off. For records, you have to whip out celebrity tit or kick a baby.

sloppy_seconds

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> So since I read both Wonkette and Gawker, that makes me a gay eunuch? That doesn't sound like a lot of fun.

Truculent

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> Not to be overly-cynical here (a bad trait on the Internets, I know) but Jezebel is essentially three really hot girls with seemingly nice figures and a penchant for dressing in trendy clothes writing about being alienated by women's magazines?

OneHundredServed

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> Where's the introductory video showing them gang humping the website while wearing Prada shoes and listening to something grrlpower-ish?

The Real JR

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> "Blog hot", all three of them.

That's definitely better than "book hot," and maybe even "cable-news hot."

Of course I guess that means I'm missing the point...

etmthree

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> Fun. But now I'm craving an Altoid.

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> WHERE DOES I PUT MY GAY?

diorsuks

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> Wow, is this the most comments on a Gawker post since the Deadspin bet?

Turd Ferguson

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> I went over for a visit and my period spontaneously started. I love that we are already synced up, girls!!

Lolaclaire

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> @KimGordonsPanties: Are you my long-lost twin? Oh, I see, you were kidding. Well I'm not.

For seriously, it sounds like somebody has come up with a shit recipe for a blog. Even if I were a girl or teh gay I wouldn't read that internets. Have fun in the Red Tent.

DeathOrGloryToad

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> @Old Hag: They wanted Old Hag, but some poet-person already had it, as well as compromising pictures of Balk.

Fred Allen

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> @sheistolerable: On second thought--nah, Cooprophiliac wins, but still, well done you!

sheistolerable

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> I should add, she said jokingly.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> @BadUncle: Matronized! That unseats Josh's "Cooprophiliac" for neologism of the decade.

sheistolerable

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> @narnio: You're right. For instance, you can easily discover which Gawker editor she used to share a house with (where, according to a third housemate, they used to "take off our clothes and jump up and down on our beds, pillow fighting").

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> i'm not sure how i feel about this.

the cajun boy

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> This blog should've waited to debut on a dewy summer's eve.

Lolaclaire

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> I'm still trying to figure out what the Fug Girls might have to say about their leggings and flip-flops. It's probably not pretty.

BoHan

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> Dude, I'm still waiting on that blog about lipstick lesbians, giant robots, soccer, and pot smoking. You know, the stuff people really care about.

Mr. Kim Gordons Panties

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> @HoHoKennedy: My worry, as well. I like the Emily/Balk/Choire line up and don't want to see the happy family split up, no matter how dysfunctional Balk says it is.

yaya

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> It was that damn survey, wasn't it? Not gay enough so you're ousting the chicks.
Well, you're NOT taking Emily!

HoHoKennedy

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> Goddam you people. I was doing well on my strict Gawker-and-Idolator-only diet, and now I will feel like less of a lady if I ignore this new lady thing. Fuckles.

Diglett

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> huh. I remember auditioning for this back in november and never hearing back from Lock after my "audition."

funny, that.

a lady

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> Truly, "the blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere the ceremony of innocence is drowned."

We're still talking about last night's Sopranos, right?

strangely_brown

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> Also, "Moe Tkacik" has to be the most google-able name in teh history of internets

narnio

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> @Faster: It's probably more like no one cares.

spitsonstrangers

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> @Faster: it's Atfuckinglanta ...

rod

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> I guess no one on staff at Gawker is from the ATL area because they would have alerted someone, anyone, that Jezebel is the name of the area's regional magazine. Lawsuit, anyone?

Faster

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> How many "Post"'s do we put before Feminism now? I've lost track.

This is good, though. Barefoot and blogging.

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> @sloppy_seconds: But yet that comment just got me hot. Maybe I really am a Jezebel.

The Real JR

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> @The Real JR: It's all about points of entry.

And I don't even mean that as innuendo.

sloppy_seconds

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> @TedSez: Well you're right. But see, it's gonna be complicated. They're going to talk about ladyparts, and we're going to print pictures of ladyparts. Then Denton goes shopping with his diamond-encrusted Amex and we all go into heavily sliding-scale therapy. Ta da.

Choire

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> resist. Angelia jolie is not news. why do i have to care about her?

Bill Brasky

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> now that the ladies have left the party, can we get naked and fuck?

rod

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> @Aatom: Oh hell naw. SOme of the best times I've had here is us discussing our menses. I object to this.

What have we femmes done to deserve this segregation? We were down with the douchy parental hate too! We were there with the rape jokes and we added more than enough material when it came to the many names and puns for penii. Where's the eLove?

The Real JR

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> God almighty, this looks so boring. Sort of like Claflin dining hall at Wellesley.

Bunsy

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> I don't like being matronized.

BadUncle

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> does this mean less boob/ladyflower talk on Gawker?

Aatom

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> Assuming that the new site is meant to siphon off all the women and the gays, I guess it's time for Gawker finally to go ahead with its plan to merge with MaximOnline. I look forward to learning which passages Jessica Alba would cut from War and Peace.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> Jezebel, sponsored by... Clairol Herbal Essences. What will YOU get away with?

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> As girl gamer that loves all things gay and hussy-like, I'm sure I won't be let down by Jezebel either. Thanks for spicing up my life at the office(esp since Striped Tie Guy just isn't doing it anymore).

keraismoe

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> I want in on that cat blog, God damn it.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> @Clarence Rosario: Jalopnik always gays me out.

sloppy_seconds

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> Kind of a shame your chick site has the same layout as this rag...

narnio

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> I guess that makes a gay eunuch. At least I'm not a virgin.

yellojkt

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> @Cheap Shot: Jesus, I feel gay just reading Deadspin sometimes.

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> @Cheap Shot:

Yes.

depardoo

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> The editors are kinda hot and use the tag The Crimson Tide for menstruation. I approve.

sloppy_seconds

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> "Celebrity, Sex, Fashion without the airbrushing"

But Gawker is the originator of the Gawker Map, Wintour Watch and other such delights. I see a subtleness but still. What's the difference?

The Real JR

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> Am I gay for reading Gawker now?

Cheap Shot

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> But I'm already a reputed Jezebel. I want my royalties and such. Do you know how much skeezing I had to do in the late nineties to get such a title? You just don't assign such names to people. You earn them; knee pads and all.

The Real JR

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> Gawker is a "media" blog.

mark duffy

]]> <![CDATA[Magazines, Marriages, Menstruation And Angelina Jolie!]]> I'm coming out of comment hiding just to point out that that is the worst blog title in the history of time and space. I WONDER WHO THOUGHT IT UP.

Old Hag

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