<![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007 - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007 - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Ms. Connecticut International - Who hosts that pageant?

truthteller1212

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> "She graduated from the New York Law School accelerated Juris Doctorate degree program after only two and half years of study [!], and is admitted to the New York and Connecticut state bars. She is also a graduate of Quinnipiac University with a Bachelor of Arts in Mass Communications with an emphasis in Journalism and a minor in Spanish."

her parents must be so proud.

LAGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> If we give her to Dick Cheney as a snack, will he stop plundering the country? Or does he subsist solely on a diet of fresh-killed infants?

sloppy_seconds

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Miss New York East Coast USA 2006?

As opposed to Miss New York West Coast USA 2006?

econdave

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> What kind of person wants to meet Ann Coulter and Lizzie MacGuire? A right-wing pre-teen? C'mon, this has got to be some sort of LonelyGirl15 hoax. No one is this awful.

LisaHunter

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Miss Connecticut International? Ha! I won a tattoo contest in a Spanish dive bar once. Beat that!

KatieKate93

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> I call bullshit.

No one, and I mean NO ONE wants to meet Ann Coulter.

EvilTequilaTwin

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> It took me a while but I finally recognize her.....she brought me my rooty tooty fresh and fruity breakfast this morning. She smelled like cigarettes so I stiffed her.

janedoh

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Well, I guess being an attorney is a nice step up from her old job on the Berlin Turnpike.

idratherbesailing

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Totally a misspelling: K-E-N-T-U-C-K-Y
Because in Kentucky all the Italians are named Schmidt.
But, wait, this is small fry, right?

DonPardoCalrissian

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Are those dog shows she won? Cause this girl barks.

ElDub

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> @FaceMeetsFist: Yep. Say, Rupert, how much did you pay for MySpace again?

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> She belongs on hotchickswithdouchebags.com in a BIG way.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> wait, did no one else notice thats a man?

teenage witch

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Pffft. I'd hit it.

Christ, I need a nap.

zibby

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Can this be a regular post on Gawker, a douche/douche-ette of the day? Or, "World's Worst Person"? You could select from: "semi-famous" people, i.e. Schaeffer's kind, myspace, craigslist personals, any other personals ad section, and nerve.com

Alicia

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Why not go the Krispy Kreme route and be Miss Konnecticut? International seems a bit out of context to CT.

Queen of the Passive Aggressives

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> I bet she has a $7500 receipt from that lifestylist and a 20 minute reservation on a lawn chair in the Hamptons.

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Congrats on the witty comment thread and all, but am I missing something in wondering how you all got this much mileage from making fun of someone on MySpace? Isn't this, like, every Friday at SomethingAwful.com?

Nick Douglas

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> @Dragonfruit:

I just carpeted a little in my drapes.


-Miss Arizona Incontinent

Slackferno

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Invalid Friend ID.
This user has either cancelled their membership, or their account has been deleted.

Oh well, I guess I can't be her friend......

the-cubicle-dweller

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> How can you guys say this about this poor young girl? I met her once at aa academic fraternity social thrown by a mutual friend, and she's such a sweetheart! Yet all you people need is a MySpace page and a couple paragraphs and suddenly you know her! And can *judge* her. That's sad.

Yeah, okay, I'm kidding. Never met her. She totally seems like a bitch, though.

Her biggest claim to fame will probably be a DOve Pro-age commercial in 20 years, assuming that line sticks around.

bitterNewsie

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> I think I saw this girl out with the Gotti boys once. She was carrying their luggage for them.

Ha Ha Sound

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> I believe Kenneth Eng devotes an entire chapter to her.

HoHoKennedy

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> I don't like People Who Captialize for No Reason.

Oh, and "International" is Idiotic and Irrelevant.

BeSarcastic

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> An' dis was why Sopranos was set in Joisey steada Bridgeport.

Sam_Glamgee

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> No, no you have it all wrong

it's Miss Cuntnecticut

and that was perfect, realnicegirl

ellagood

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> I once interviewed a perspective roommate circa 2001, extemely trashy hot. Her claim to fame on her email to my 'looking for a roommate' post was she was Miss Long Island 2000. My buddy reading that asked this gem of a question...

"What sports bar gave her that crown?"

the-cubicle-dweller

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Miss Connectiut International hot

stew

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Finding stupid Italians on myspace is like shooting fish in a barrel. If there's one thing my people are good for, it's being the subject of derision. In fact, I'm quite positive that myspace is now entirely Italians, children, and pedophiles, and within five years will just be the children of Italian pedophiles.

FaceMeetsFist

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> @VenusCloacina:
Also, wait for the coverage of my Nobell Prize announcement. I may retain that Williamsburg guy to write into everyone's blog about it. Him or Jim Treacher.

LOL

Jim Treacher

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> @VenusCloacina:
thank you venus! i think you may have inspired my next myspace makeover as miss connecticunt herself! but if i'm gonna do, i had better go all the way, with a sash and everything. i might be too lazy (probably), but it's a beautiful thought. and yeah, i'm in connecticut.

bigfakesmile

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> You laugh now, but wait till she shows up as assistant AG in President Giuliani's Administration.

Dwayne Provecho

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> @stlblufan:
This is beautiful. La Twat's own description of her "independent film":
Feature-length film about sexually frustrated and bitter twentysomething stuck in a failing relationship. With the help of his college buddies he goes on a quest to 'get laid.'

Read: Every Skinemax flick ever made.

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> http://www.tv.com/fear-factor/disaster-fear-factor/episode...

justthetip

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> @realnicegirl: Ha!

I love how she spends more time writing about the Potemkin Village of her "pageant girl" "career" than she does about being an attorney -- a job calling for more skill than knowing how to put hairspray on your ass to keep your bikini in place.

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Ya know, I kinda "want space" from My Space....

BabyJewn

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> See? And everyone wonders why the fuck I HATED growing up in CT....

BabyJewn

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Runway work?

Where?

LaGuardia?

realnicegirl

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> @scarletmenace: I agree. Her 'feature indie film' has homemade porn movie written all over it.

Looker

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> @Aatom:

I would love to see Ann and Tori fighting it out while screaming at each other, "Don't you know who I am?"

MsMuffinMcGuffin

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> I anticipated the usually unavoidable avalanche of support remarks to the effect of:

"Hey, a'holes . . . you don't really know [insert name of endlessly ridiculed mindless twat here] at all. I knew him/her at [insert name of moderately prestigious institute of higher learning here]. He/she isn't the colossal f'wit that you make him/her out to be."

Those comments never came . . .

DonLaFontaine

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> She's got some great informative stuff here:

http://kristenpatriciaschmidt.com/default.aspx

stlblufan

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> it would be kind of cool to see Coulter, Spelling, and Scalia in the same room together. Cool in a "my brain just popped" kind of way.

Aatom

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Yet another MySpace casualty. Anyone over 25 who's on it is a huge loser. She's an ugly model who should be dancing at the Bada Bing.

hhpeterson13

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Third tier law school (New York Law School) and boasting about graduating in an accelerated, two and a half year program? Uh, cupcake? Most programs are only three years long.

I'm guessing they gave you moot court credit for your pageant speeches and let you wear a sash and satin ensemble instead of a cap and gown.

karion

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Re: Miss International Profile
Do ya think her head is stuck in that position and that's why she can only 'play a model' in movies?

lesbiansayswhat

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Miss Connecticunt. There, I fixed the typo on her sash.

VenusCloacina

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> @Flashman: They sent Balk to Midtown with a scepter, ball gag, and George W. Bush action figures.

hoorayforthefword

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Got to love the internets:

http://www.miss-international.us/contestantdetails.php?id=...

LittleLolly

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Miss Connecticuit ? I don't find her too attractive, but I would totally hate fuck her personality.

vandusen

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> @izzodee544:

Almost Nearly Knew Someone Who Knew Someone Who Was Famous. Once.

TroubleonWheels

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> I went to law school, but want to be valued as more than just another argumentative douchebag. A woman needs to be valued for her looks!

When, exactly, when this new generation of "proud" Republicans clue into what "revolutionary" ISN'T?

Mean_Ol_Liberal

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> I really can't decide what to comment on first. So I'll just go with DIE STUPID C**T.

I'm sorry, what I meant was "so, in what ways do you think journalism was most significantly revolutionized in The Kandy-Kolored Tangerine-Flake Streamline Baby?"

Diglett

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> book title ideas?

I tried to think of some but I realized I'd probably rather not.

izzodee544

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> She won a fake beauty contest on the Internets! That's embarrassing even by lawyer standards.

Also, wait for the coverage of my Nobell Prize announcement. I may retain that Williamsburg guy to write into everyone's blog about it. Him or Jim Treacher.

VenusCloacina

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> She's no more than Staten Island International mall rat hot.

GeorgeBabbitt

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Guess we know what her talent was.

SylviaPlathWasFramed

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> From the listing for episode 138 of "Fear Factor":

Stunt #2 (Radiation Roach Transfer)
Both team members would have to retrieve a total of 10 Madagascar hissing cockroaches from a tank of green sludge using only their mouths. They would then have to eat all the roaches they retrieved. The team to do this fastest would win $25,000 from Progressive Direct.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Yeah, but can she blow and sign contracts at the same time? If yes, does she elaborate on these multi-tasking skills in the "novel loosely based on her life?"

Also, the "indie film" she recently finished, is it linked up at Fleshbot yet?

GBrown

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Wait a minute! I have a brilliant idea! Why doesn't Gawker hook up Eric Schaffer with Miss Connecticut International?

It'll be a Gawkconnection made in hell!!!

justthetip

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> I think you must be referring to a young lady one Mr. Neel Shah interviewed while covering a speed-dating event for Radar:

KRISTEN Attorney, East Coast U.S.A.'s Miss New York, Fear Factor alum

So what do you do? That's the cliché question of the evening. Sorry to ask it.

I'm an attorney. I asked it. I asked every guy, "what do you do, what do you do." Everyone was a lawyer, or in real estate. What do you do?

I'm in film.

Oh really? I'm in film, too.

I thought you said you were an attorney.

I'm an attorney, but I'm also Miss New York, and I just finished an indie.
Also, I filmed an episode of Fear Factor.

Wait, so you were Miss New York? Have you met Donald Trump?

No, this is the East Coast U.S.A., not Miss U.S.A. Totally different. But I was
I was first runner-up four times for Miss U.S.A.

Was the contest broadcast on TV?

No, but I was on TV for Fear Factor.

So what you're saying is Joe Rogan once tried to have sex with
you.

He did, actually. But he's really funny.
Absolutely hysterical. Wait, so what
sort of film do you do? Are you in pornographic film?

Close. Romantic comedies. I just had a meeting with Lisa Kudrow actually.

Oh really? What for?

Trying to get her to star in this Bollywood adaptation of Romy and Michelle's High School
Reunion. Figured she wasn't up to anything now.

I love that movie! Are you looking for anyone else?

Interested?

Definitely. We should have dinner next week to discuss me being in your movie.

Sounds good.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> So it appears if you want to be a contestant you just have to email someone, there aren't even state level competitions. WTF? If she proud of just emailing and asking for the sash?

http://www.miss-international.us/directordetails.php?id=17...

coutorture

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> What, nobody tracked down which porn movie is her so called "indie feature"? Which issue of LegShow her "print work" was in? This is half a story.

scarletmenace

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> "I tried to play a board game with Miss Connecticut International 2007 but she just kept saying she wanted to be the pink glittery shoe. And it was Scrabble."

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Thanks for the clarification.

Sincerely,
Miss North Dakota Intergalactic

SylviaPlathWasFramed

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> At least someone wants to hang out with Ann Coulter.

MsMuffinMcGuffin

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> @Miss_Millie:

You know how they claim Hartford is "a little chunk of Paris?"

Something like that.

All right, they claim nothing of the sort, but you get the idea.

BulletPark

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Dang. I didn't know you could be less hot and more annoying than Shannon Elizabeth, but here's Miss Connecticut International (what? how?), proving me wrong.

PS: I love that she's done "theatre," not that stinky lowbrow "theater." Bitch an artist, y'all.

SylviaPlathWasFramed

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Can someone please explain how the whole "Miss Connecticut International" thing works?

Sincerely,
Miss Ohio Intercontinental

Miss_Millie

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> "as well as runway work for various labels in Manhattan" ??

Nyet. Chu hof not.

leMaldeTete

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Her "who I want to meet" list reads like a dream cast for a Celebrity Real World.

karion

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> I love how the lighting in that photo obscures the word international from her sash so that she ALMOST looks as though she was Miss Connecticut.
I'm assuming Miss Connecticut International is the equine equivalent of the Miss Connecticut pageant.

YourDoctrinaire

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Hmm...she's a trial lawyer, but an avowed republican. She's proud, but so much so that she's a tad boastful. She's Italian but is literate (weird that I'm ripping on Italians twice this week now...oh well).

She's an enimga wrapped in a riddle shrouded by mystery, she is.

kjc9

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Night of the Living Fredericks of Hollywood.

BulletPark

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Hot mess.

That is all.

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> I'm more worried about the wish to meet Nic Cage...Then again, he could provide some useful facial reconstructive insight.

Little Mintz Sunshine

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Next up: TAG bodyspray commercial.

rchick

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> How did you befriend her?

Flashman

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> here's hoping her roman a clef gets published soon!

unutterable

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> No one this horrible could be real.

Kittenloss

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Italian, Republican and Damn Proud. What unexpected juxtaposition!

depardoo

]]> <![CDATA[Miss Connecticut International 2007]]> Oh, well, I won Miss Tijuana Tits-N-Ass 2006 and placed second in the Miss New York East Coast USA Hooker Ho-Down 2007. And I met Antonin Scalia, and he told me he thinks you're ugly, and now I'm married to him, so...

girlinterrupted

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