<![CDATA[Penetrating The Inner Sanctum Of The Tom Ford Store - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Penetrating The Inner Sanctum Of The Tom Ford Store - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Penetrating The Inner Sanctum Of The Tom Ford Store]]> I feel like I should pay by the minute to look at that picture. Guh.

joeyversion2

]]> <![CDATA[Penetrating The Inner Sanctum Of The Tom Ford Store]]> @cajun: hmmmm....

ellagood

]]> <![CDATA[Penetrating The Inner Sanctum Of The Tom Ford Store]]> ORCHID BOMB

FORD, TOM

the earl grey

]]> <![CDATA[Penetrating The Inner Sanctum Of The Tom Ford Store]]> @ellagood: silly ella, mike is "the underminer."

the cajun boy

]]> <![CDATA[Penetrating The Inner Sanctum Of The Tom Ford Store]]> "Mike" - who are you?

ellagood

]]> <![CDATA[Penetrating The Inner Sanctum Of The Tom Ford Store]]> I love Tom Ford. Really, I do. But this post did stir one great revelation, and that is that I do not want anyone's bottled ball sweat - not even Tom's. I'm really kind of surprised by this and do not yet know how to process it.

Victor Ward

]]> <![CDATA[Penetrating The Inner Sanctum Of The Tom Ford Store]]> Do they sell Tom's Spray On Hair? Vogue Italia says it contains "extract of Tom's taint".

BritneysBaldHoohoo

]]> <![CDATA[Penetrating The Inner Sanctum Of The Tom Ford Store]]> @MattGaymon: I know right?

I'm willing to accept the fact that feelings of this nature make me a bad, a dim, even a heinous person, but he and his his earlier thick-down-where? comments get me all hot and bothered in a craigslist-dry-spell kind of way.

I'm ready for the block now.

Engjell

]]> <![CDATA[Penetrating The Inner Sanctum Of The Tom Ford Store]]> the world is his Ayelet Waldman.

pinafore

]]> <![CDATA[Penetrating The Inner Sanctum Of The Tom Ford Store]]> @josh speed: Haven't you noticed? Gawker writes new tags for every post now, a witty way to delete the paper trail.

PatBateman

]]> <![CDATA[Penetrating The Inner Sanctum Of The Tom Ford Store]]> Whatever, people! Tom Ford thinks of Derek Zoolander every time he designs a collection! The man only has ONE LOOK!

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Penetrating The Inner Sanctum Of The Tom Ford Store]]> The key word of this piece is "nanotechnology".

TurdsAndWhey

]]> <![CDATA[Penetrating The Inner Sanctum Of The Tom Ford Store]]> So if I get intellectually aroused by the Underminer's hyperaware deconstruction of Tom Ford, is it finally acceptable to be physically aroused by Tom Ford himself? Because, um, I am.

SchmatSchmaymon

]]> <![CDATA[Penetrating The Inner Sanctum Of The Tom Ford Store]]> I'm thinking it'll be interesting to see what the next use of the 'the-pubic-loom' tag is...

josh speed

]]> <![CDATA[Penetrating The Inner Sanctum Of The Tom Ford Store]]> Geek squad strike! Horny "Bacchanalian" abandon.

P.S. That's actually Tom Ford's OWN jizz. He's orgasming so hard in Tom Ford Tantric Mode that it's seeping through the pores of his skin.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Penetrating The Inner Sanctum Of The Tom Ford Store]]> @Clevertrousers: It's not even pronounced "wah la" except by Russians. That's what makes me so crazy about that particular eggcorn.

VenusCloacina

]]> <![CDATA[Penetrating The Inner Sanctum Of The Tom Ford Store]]> "Wah la"?

Voilà

Clevertrousers

]]> <![CDATA[Penetrating The Inner Sanctum Of The Tom Ford Store]]> WOW.

Does TomScent work on straight women, too?

MommyDearest

]]> <![CDATA[Penetrating The Inner Sanctum Of The Tom Ford Store]]> I get the whole Underminer thing--really, it's fine, keep it up, go nuts--but did we really need the Tom Ford bukkake picture?

DeathOrGloryToad

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