<![CDATA['NYT' Metro Editor To Underlings: Faster, Bitches! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA['NYT' Metro Editor To Underlings: Faster, Bitches! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA['NYT' Metro Editor To Underlings: Faster, Bitches!]]> i heart joe sexton.

MsMuffinMcGuffin

]]> <![CDATA['NYT' Metro Editor To Underlings: Faster, Bitches!]]> @aisatsana: yup. haberman be dead man walking.

fishneversleep

]]> <![CDATA['NYT' Metro Editor To Underlings: Faster, Bitches!]]> if my writing gig was more like clyde's - that is, if i was paid to bitch and moan like an irritable little vagina monkey once a week - i'd file early too.

successories

]]> <![CDATA['NYT' Metro Editor To Underlings: Faster, Bitches!]]> I give haberman 4 hours before someone either a)tries to take his lunch money (or booze funds) or b)starts gluing shit to his desk.

bitterNewsie

]]> <![CDATA['NYT' Metro Editor To Underlings: Faster, Bitches!]]> @fishneversleep: seriously. haberman's getting swirlies as we speak.

aisatsana

]]> <![CDATA['NYT' Metro Editor To Underlings: Faster, Bitches!]]> We have a friend who says that when a guy writes you in all lower-case letters, it means he's trying to get in your pants in a non-threatening way (crafty!)

cajun boy?

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA['NYT' Metro Editor To Underlings: Faster, Bitches!]]> If Joe Sexton is really smart, this is all part of a Machiavellan plot to fuck over Clyde Haberman.

fishneversleep

]]> <![CDATA['NYT' Metro Editor To Underlings: Faster, Bitches!]]> ...and, in by 10, out by 5? Not a bad gig.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA['NYT' Metro Editor To Underlings: Faster, Bitches!]]> The columnist files his stories early... and the beat writers tell him to fuck off, we've got some REAL reporting to do, buddy!

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA['NYT' Metro Editor To Underlings: Faster, Bitches!]]> @TedSez: you forgot Rosie's Blog.

HeyThatsMyBike

]]> <![CDATA['NYT' Metro Editor To Underlings: Faster, Bitches!]]> hey doree what are you doing this weekend?

BoHan

]]> <![CDATA['NYT' Metro Editor To Underlings: Faster, Bitches!]]> @thedecider: Yeah, but this is the Times, where it takes either death or starting a war (a la Judy Miller) to get shit-canned.

MC

]]> <![CDATA['NYT' Metro Editor To Underlings: Faster, Bitches!]]> If they didn't spend all day on Gawker, maybe they could get their damn stories in on time.

meerkat

]]> <![CDATA['NYT' Metro Editor To Underlings: Faster, Bitches!]]> Urgent feels less urgent when the actual instructions start five paragraphs down.

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA['NYT' Metro Editor To Underlings: Faster, Bitches!]]> Seriously, is that all he's got? Metro section employees should work for my boss and try missing a deadline, certainly wouldn't be any of this " I hope I haven't lost friends over this" bullshit.

thedecider

]]> <![CDATA['NYT' Metro Editor To Underlings: Faster, Bitches!]]> When I see something written in all-lower-case, I assume it's either an e.e. cummings poem or a sub-seeking-dom ad on Craigslist. Neither one of which should have to be dealt with by Metro reporters.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA['NYT' Metro Editor To Underlings: Faster, Bitches!]]> p.s.: now drop and give me 20.

earlytimezone

]]> <![CDATA['NYT' Metro Editor To Underlings: Faster, Bitches!]]> Home. Home to your bartenders. God, that guy knows how to tug at your heartstrings. It's almost unfair.

DeathOrGloryToad

]]> <![CDATA['NYT' Metro Editor To Underlings: Faster, Bitches!]]> Three cheers for Clyde Haberman!

thwarted

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