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'Us Weekly' Totally Hung Up On Angelina Jolie's Past

LeanOnSheena — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 12:58:56 EDT

@ The Real JR

If we did that, it would be nothing but posts about white wine spritzers binges, Sex and the City parties and awkward pawing on the dance floor of Veruka.

LeanOnSheena

'Us Weekly' Totally Hung Up On Angelina Jolie's Past

picardia — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 10:27:13 EDT

This is exactly why I like Angelina Jolie -- she's weird. Before she was a showy, Goth kind of weird; now she's Mia Farrow weird, but she's authentically pretty strange and would be strange if she were completely unknown. There is weirdness there. Whereas 90% of the people in Hollywood are essentially Rachel Zoe iron-on stickers.

picardia

'Us Weekly' Totally Hung Up On Angelina Jolie's Past

The Real JR — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:02:05 EDT

Can we please spend a day digging up things from the USW's editors' twenties? That will be fun.

The Real JR

'Us Weekly' Totally Hung Up On Angelina Jolie's Past

depardoo — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 08:57:49 EDT

@Seanibus:

"Ausfart"?

depardoo

'Us Weekly' Totally Hung Up On Angelina Jolie's Past

Seanibus — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 08:30:17 EDT

Maybe we should just call it "To Jolie"

Seanibus

'Us Weekly' Totally Hung Up On Angelina Jolie's Past

raincoaster — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 21:37:41 EDT

To Weiseltier?

raincoaster

'Us Weekly' Totally Hung Up On Angelina Jolie's Past

Seanibus — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 20:52:16 EDT

Shouldn't there be some kind of word - perhaps the Germans have one we could borrow - that expresses the concept of maturing from "scary" to "pretentious" without ever losing the important quality of being "extremely boring."

Seanibus

'Us Weekly' Totally Hung Up On Angelina Jolie's Past

Fishnets and Cigarettes — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 19:52:52 EDT

@nigerienne: Time to stop lecturing on child rearing then. Oh shit....i skippped into Daily Slope territory.l

Fishnets and Cigarettes

'Us Weekly' Totally Hung Up On Angelina Jolie's Past

Colonel Mustard — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 19:21:16 EDT

@adminslave: OMG, I love your icon. That's my favorite one from TSG.

On topic: some friends of mine had pet rats, and I took care of them while my friends were on vacation. The female rat gave birth and then ATE THE BABIES. I draw no parallels, I'm just putting it out there.

Colonel Mustard

'Us Weekly' Totally Hung Up On Angelina Jolie's Past

panda — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 19:14:39 EDT

Ugh. I had a pet rat once. I resent this anti-rodent attitude, US Weekly!! He was a cute, albeit stupid, little bugger; white with grey speckles.

panda

'Us Weekly' Totally Hung Up On Angelina Jolie's Past

NYM — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 18:26:46 EDT

Next stop...Harvard Law Professor.

NYM

'Us Weekly' Totally Hung Up On Angelina Jolie's Past

adminslave — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 18:15:00 EDT

Oh to be a beautiful sociopath!

adminslave

'Us Weekly' Totally Hung Up On Angelina Jolie's Past

Archetype — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 18:10:41 EDT

@Cheap Shot: I've always thought of AJ as less antique and more like one of those assembled folded chairs you buy at IKEA for 20 bucks.

Archetype

'Us Weekly' Totally Hung Up On Angelina Jolie's Past

Cheap Shot — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 18:01:27 EDT

Hey, I had a pet rat named Templeton. I never kissed my brother... um, forget it.

What's funny is that Billy Bob once compared sex with her to fucking a piece of furniture AND he has a phobia of antique furniture!?

Cheap Shot

'Us Weekly' Totally Hung Up On Angelina Jolie's Past

lovely nigerienne — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 18:01:01 EDT

@NobodyLikesMe: I like my eggs unfertilized and there will be no foreign children. I admire parents, especially single parents, from a distance. Far enough to not hear their screaming children.

lovely nigerienne

'Us Weekly' Totally Hung Up On Angelina Jolie's Past

Fishnets and Cigarettes — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 17:56:43 EDT

"Everyone just starts to undress just when you get them dressed"

See...nothing's changed!

@nigerienne: I think you're lost. Urban Baby is just to the right of here.

Fishnets and Cigarettes

'Us Weekly' Totally Hung Up On Angelina Jolie's Past

jazzy — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 17:55:04 EDT

That tag should be "oh, yes, there will be blood vials"...

jazzy

'Us Weekly' Totally Hung Up On Angelina Jolie's Past

Colonel Mustard — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 17:54:20 EDT

Okay, but the REAL question is: how's Jen holding up? I haven't heard a thing about her hair in days!

Colonel Mustard

'Us Weekly' Totally Hung Up On Angelina Jolie's Past

MsMuffinMcGuffin — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 17:46:32 EDT

@TedSez: I'm dying here!

MsMuffinMcGuffin

'Us Weekly' Totally Hung Up On Angelina Jolie's Past

lovely nigerienne — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 17:45:34 EDT

I think that's called growing up. Unforeseen single parenthood will do that to a gal. If you remember, she and Billy Bob adopted Maddox. He bolted shortly after because he wasn't getting attention. An infant is time consuming and he didn't seem to know this before hand.

The pet rat is the most disgusting factoid by far.

Confession: I really liked the blood thing until people said it was creepy. I actually still like it, but I have to say it's disturbing because otherwise I'll have to justify it to people.

lovely nigerienne

'Us Weekly' Totally Hung Up On Angelina Jolie's Past

TedSez — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 17:39:42 EDT

I don't see what the big deal is. It's not like she was making out with her brother or something.

TedSez