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Mike Sitrick, Paris Hilton's New Best Friend

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Mike Sitrick, Paris Hilton's New Best Friend

Talaton — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 15:11:51 EDT

@MisterHippity: Mine, too! all the comments from last night were eaten by this post!

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Mike Sitrick, Paris Hilton's New Best Friend

MisterHippity — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 00:27:14 EDT

How did my "samwich" comment end up here? I've been looking all over for it. Comment, get back to the bush-eats-baloney-on wonderbread thread where you belong!

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Mike Sitrick, Paris Hilton's New Best Friend

MisterHippity — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 00:14:02 EDT

@The Brazilian: You are so right. And you just know he pronounces it "samwich" too. "Put some Miracle Whip on my baloney samwich, OK? Heh heh."

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Mike Sitrick, Paris Hilton's New Best Friend

Talaton — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 21:53:17 EDT

I'm interested to know what sort of deal NBC made with the Royals that had the Tina Brown "Diana Chronicles" interview go to GMA.

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Mike Sitrick, Paris Hilton's New Best Friend

Scout — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 18:14:36 EDT

PH is a public pariah at this point. Her games aren't cute* anymore.
I think the Larry King interview will be of Katie Couric-ian magnitude, all hype and no interest.

*games were never cute

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Mike Sitrick, Paris Hilton's New Best Friend

boinkingForjesus — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 16:15:42 EDT

Pedophile archbishop? Rush Limbaugh? She's in good and like-minded company. I'm living proof that we'll read anything about this bimbo, even though we hate her guts. The only bad publicity about this jailhouse romp was the unforgivable jogging suit/no makeup misstep. Girrlll!

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Mike Sitrick, Paris Hilton's New Best Friend

bettysue — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 15:33:33 EDT

I tend to interpret "collateral material" in the military and not the financial sense of the phrase, so I read Sitrick's remarks to mean that Paris will not be paid for her incidental or unintentional injury to the public.

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Mike Sitrick, Paris Hilton's New Best Friend

Spit — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 14:29:17 EDT

Sitrick's powers of persuasion are clear from the fact that he can persuade anybody to pay him $700 an hour to flack for them. Nothing without a happy ending should cost that much.

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Mike Sitrick, Paris Hilton's New Best Friend

bitterNewsie — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 14:22:00 EDT

Dammit. I was kind of hoping to see her jailhouse panties on eBay.

I guess we'll just have to wait for the new "stripes" collection to be released in her name.

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Mike Sitrick, Paris Hilton's New Best Friend

GothamTomato — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 14:17:59 EDT

No, of course Paris Hilton isn't being paid. It's Mom & Dad who are pimping her out. They'll cash the check.

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Mike Sitrick, Paris Hilton's New Best Friend

Rock_Hunter — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 14:09:50 EDT

I heard that when Paris was told she was getting some PR help, she remarked, "Good, 'cause these Mexicans can't clean anything worth a damn."

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Mike Sitrick, Paris Hilton's New Best Friend

Mariallena — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 14:06:28 EDT

Note the carefully worded statement: "Paris Hilton is not being paid" does NOT mean that no money will exchange hands or that such money will not eventually end up in Paris Hilton's hands.

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Mike Sitrick, Paris Hilton's New Best Friend

KarenUhOh — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 14:05:35 EDT

"Legitimacy"? "Back"?

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