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Julia Allison Is New 'Star' Editor At Large

Colonel Mustard — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 14:32:37 EDT

@Pope John Peeps II: I don't know who's what, but Julia Allison needs to be Mirandized.

Colonel Mustard

Julia Allison Is New 'Star' Editor At Large

ZiggyStardust — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 13:32:48 EDT

So, from a brand perspective, this means that Star is the slutty cheerleader of the weekly gossip mags?

ZiggyStardust

Julia Allison Is New 'Star' Editor At Large

Terah Michael Belteshazzar — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:37:50 EDT

By the way, where the fuck did Blogorrhea disappear to? I wonder.

Terah Michael Belteshazzar

Julia Allison Is New 'Star' Editor At Large

Terah Michael Belteshazzar — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:37:05 EDT

Did I mention I hate this whore and I'm just patiently waiting for her to die? If not, I do and am.

Terah Michael Belteshazzar

Julia Allison Is New 'Star' Editor At Large

Sara Benincasa — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:19:36 EDT

@Pope John Peeps II: Wonderful. Wonderful. Wonderful.

Sara Benincasa

Julia Allison Is New 'Star' Editor At Large

bitchyenglishmajor — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:49:57 EDT

Sorry for the dup :(

bitchyenglishmajor

Julia Allison Is New 'Star' Editor At Large

bitchyenglishmajor — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:49:30 EDT

@emily: And just like Caliban, it's a shame anyone taught her language.

bitchyenglishmajor

Julia Allison Is New 'Star' Editor At Large

bitchyenglishmajor — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:31:31 EDT

@emily: Nice Shakespeare reference. I like it. When I pulled up this story I thought to myself, what connections can I find between her and Shakespeare? And you know what? You totally pulled it off. All I can say is, just like Caliban, it's a shame someone taught this bitch language.

bitchyenglishmajor

Julia Allison Is New 'Star' Editor At Large

the-cubicle-dweller — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:08:15 EDT

I don't think the pearl necklace should be standard uniform for Star appearances. Hannity and Combes sure, but nobody respects the pearls when it's NY1 or Fox 5 midday commentaries.

the-cubicle-dweller

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depardoo — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:54:13 EDT

@Pope John Peeps II:

Wrong play. Balk is definitely Bottom.

depardoo

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cmd — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:52:27 EDT

i made the mistake of reading her blog once. i want those two minutes back.

cmd

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Pope John Peeps II — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:42:19 EDT

@KarenUhOh: Aah, but he can't defeat the Caliban while Alonso Bin Laden remains at large.

Pope John Peeps II

Julia Allison Is New 'Star' Editor At Large

KarenUhOh — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:36:50 EDT

@emily: @Pope John Peeps II: But, our President thinks he eliminated the Caliban.

KarenUhOh

Julia Allison Is New 'Star' Editor At Large

Sara Benincasa — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:35:45 EDT

@emily: I think of her more as your griot. Her devotion to the sacred cultural oral tradition of talking about celebrities on the TV should inspire us all.

Sara Benincasa

Julia Allison Is New 'Star' Editor At Large

Pope John Peeps II — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:33:38 EDT

@emily: So would that make Doree your Ariel? With Choire as a tempestuous Prospero and Balk as his strong, independent daughter?

Pope John Peeps II

Julia Allison Is New 'Star' Editor At Large

IBentMyWookie — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:31:42 EDT

@Mary Mouse:

the next few minutes will determine whether or not one can actually die from jealousy. Hold on a second, I smell some toast burning....

IBentMyWookie

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Emily Gould — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:30:45 EDT

@DavidWatts: She's our Caliban.

Emily Gould

Julia Allison Is New 'Star' Editor At Large

crotchety — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:29:50 EDT

I'm not fond of this new uniform but it beats the cheerleader uniform all hollow.

crotchety

Julia Allison Is New 'Star' Editor At Large

DavidWatts — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:29:14 EDT

Gawker, is Julia your Eliza Doolittle? Or at least your Laney Boggs?

DavidWatts

Julia Allison Is New 'Star' Editor At Large

meh! — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:22:14 EDT

What's happening here with the crossing out. No deal for Julia?
Also @ Mary Mouse-- who did you meet?

meh!

Julia Allison Is New 'Star' Editor At Large

ellagood — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:17:19 EDT

why offer up a quarter when the ride is free?

ellagood

Julia Allison Is New 'Star' Editor At Large

sailor — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:16:53 EDT

Jealous not much.

sailor

Julia Allison Is New 'Star' Editor At Large

Mary Mouse — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:13:22 EDT

Hi, Wookie! You'll never guess who I met last night...oh and, um, congrats, Julia!

Mary Mouse

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IBentMyWookie — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:07:10 EDT

@Talaton:
If 1971 were 1982, then yes, she would 25.

IBentMyWookie

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sven — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:04:32 EDT

Jealous much?

sven

Julia Allison Is New 'Star' Editor At Large

TedSez — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:03:46 EDT

According to Wikipedia, "Julia Allison is an American journalist."

Bob Woodward will be so proud.

TedSez

Julia Allison Is New 'Star' Editor At Large

depardoo — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:00:50 EDT

I thought it was nickels. Inflation is a damnable mistress.

depardoo

Julia Allison Is New 'Star' Editor At Large

Talaton — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 09:59:15 EDT

Wait--she's only 25? I haven't been paying enough attention because I thought she was at least a decade older than that. My opinion of "She's coming off a little desperate in that silly cheerleader uniform" will have to change to "She's some sort of media-whoring wunderkind who needs to get a better moisturizer."

Talaton

Julia Allison Is New 'Star' Editor At Large

KarenUhOh — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 09:50:53 EDT

Good for her. Remember though, Julia, success is fleeting, and in the long run, it may prove more auspicious to have an ass you can slap a wad of Silly Putty on to copy pictures of Snuffy Smith or Little Orphan Annie.

KarenUhOh