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Is There A Celebrity Who You Would Actually Do?

Venezia — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 03:29:49 EDT

I seem to go the tall dark and handsome route with a bit of an edge:
Let's see...
Benicio Del Toro, Wentworth Miller, Oded Fehr, Clive Owen, and Gerard Butler

Venezia

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Sally Tomato — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 12:52:14 EDT

Christ, who *wouldn't* I do?

Sally Tomato

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katieee — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 19:55:27 EDT

Yes! I'm the first to claim James Franco (or, more accurately, Daniel Desario).

Jack White, Liam Gallagher (whoever described him as a "stupid fuck" - totally), Joaquin Phoenix, Stuart Townsend, Justin Theroux, Josh Homme. Oh how I loves my tortured artists.

And, if I had sapphic inclinations: Penelope Cruz and Justine Frischmann, formerly of Elastica.

katieee

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Oaxaquena — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 15:35:26 EDT

Hugh Laurie
Craig Ferguson
Tony Bourdain
Gael Garcia Bernal
Rafael Nadal
Olivier Martinez
Salma Hayak
'68 Comeback Black Leather Elvis
Duke Ellington

Oaxaquena

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shindoozle — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:20:53 EDT

Marcus Samuelsson

shindoozle

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Helman — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:15:10 EDT

Ryan Gosling

Mary Louise Parker

Stewart/Colbert threesome

Morrissey

and John Krazinski (or the #3 runner up on last season's Top Chef, in the alternative)

Helman

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SisterHavana — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 03:06:59 EDT

Oh yes, and Daniel Vosovic from Project Runway season 2. Even if he isn't into women.

SisterHavana

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MissGolightly — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 23:50:28 EDT

Gregory Peck, hands down. Is that creepy?

MissGolightly

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Madame_Ovary — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 23:22:51 EDT

Prince from the late '80's

Bob Marley

Mick from Exile on Main St.

Dennis Rodman and Michael Jordan from their mid 90's prime

Al Green from the '70's

Marvin Gaye

Ken Watanabe

Robert DeNiro from 'Cape Fear'

Sacha Baron Cohen

Robert Downey, Jr.

Jeremy Irons

Giancarlo Gianini from 'Swept Away'

Djmoun Houson [sp?]

Barry White's voice

Madame_Ovary

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slinkimalinki — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 23:14:59 EDT

and dita von teese. but only in full make up, because you know she's got little piggy eyes under all that.

slinkimalinki

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fasthugger — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 23:03:17 EDT

Durr, slice my off a piece of Andy Samberg's Jew-nose-dimpled-chin casserole and we're all set.

fasthugger

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fasthugger — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 23:00:03 EDT

Jason Bateman
Henry Ian Cusick
Seth Rogen
Balthazaar Getty
John Krasinski
Will Arnett
Jesse Bradford
Michael Cera
Nate Berkus
Jake Gyllenhaal
T.R. Knight
Ryan Gosling
Jamie Oliver

...and Queen Latifah, but only because you know his dick is HUGE!

fasthugger

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slinkimalinki — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 22:52:28 EDT

a leonard sandwich -- cohen and nimoy.

takeshi kaneshiro

mackenzie crook, but only in character as "gareth" from the office. the real one. not that american thing.

christopher eccleston

jon stewart and george clooney once everybody else is done with them.

slinkimalinki

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WasatchMan — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 22:46:51 EDT

Jenna Fischer, duh.

WasatchMan

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SisterHavana — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 22:07:56 EDT

Ryan Phillippe
Josh Charles
Mark Prior
Kerry Wood
Theo Epstein
Kirk Hinrich
Michael Stipe
Tom Brady
Colby Donaldson from Survivor 2
Joe Elliott of Def Leppard circa 1988
and...ummm...Blake Lewis from the most recent American Idol.

SisterHavana

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theblues — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 21:18:48 EDT

Pink
Stephanie March
Katee Sackhoff (as Starbuck)

(by the way, Gawker, is this another way to find out who the gays are?)

theblues

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youknowverse — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 21:08:44 EDT

gael garcia bernal.
johnny depp.
adrian grenier.

youknowverse

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cynicchick — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:47:06 EDT

It's a toss up between George Clooney and Anthony Bourdain.

cynicchick

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MadameEducatrix — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:54:46 EDT

I'm a girl and I want Tim Gunn. What of it?

MadameEducatrix

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procrastinator, esq. — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:47:49 EDT

@nigerienne: Kenneth Eng.

procrastinator, esq.

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lovely nigerienne — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:36:26 EDT

Who WOULDN'T any of you do?

lovely nigerienne

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lugwrench — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:21:17 EDT

@bexwrex:
I want to eat mentos out of Dave Grohl's bellybutton

lugwrench

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lugwrench — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:18:22 EDT

Jon Cryer
Jerry Ferrara
Eric Stoltz

lugwrench

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scottorama — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:11:32 EDT

Why Famous Author Rob Byrnes, of course!

scottorama

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blusugie — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:09:49 EDT

andy samberg,milo ventimiglia,ryan devlin,damien fahey,john krasinski,and shia lebeouf.

blusugie

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blusugie — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:08:55 EDT

andy

blusugie

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beat royalty — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:08:21 EDT

Angela Lansbury

beat royalty

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zingbot — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:06:18 EDT

Bill Paxton. Totally.

zingbot

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Lysergic Asset — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 18:59:39 EDT

I am an avid (rabid?) fan of Gawker, and although I may lack the creative talent to become an ongoing commenter, please let me just say this:

Eric Bana: those lips, those eyes...

Lysergic Asset

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marie123 — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 18:57:47 EDT

@hollywood_damaged: I second Peter Sarsgaard.

marie123

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Colonel Mustard — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 18:48:54 EDT

Ooh, I almost forgot about Cillian Murphy and JRM! Both, please!

Colonel Mustard

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hollywood_damaged — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 18:35:05 EDT

i forgot 2:

Peter Sarsgaard (when you're that attractive, size doesn't matter. did i just say that???)

and...

Jack Black (jack, leave the cellist for me; i'm totally unmusical. also, i love tenacity in bed.)

hollywood_damaged

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goodfootie — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 18:31:55 EDT

Michael Imperioli- and proud of it! Yum yum. Good on you, Tete Rouge.

goodfootie

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marie123 — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 18:20:21 EDT

But for the purposes of the fantasy, they'd be fuckable, subdued, kind, and not self-absorbed/pathologically insecure/trailed by the scum of the earth (or one faction)--paparazzi!...and agents.

I'm so full of sh*t...but add Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Those ads for "The Tudors"--the one where he has three sets of cleavage hovering over him, with a "You're my bitch tonight" pouty-lips steely eyes look on his face...Jesus.

marie123

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bexwrex — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 18:06:44 EDT

Michael Pitt and Dave Grohl. Together.

bexwrex

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Imipolex_G-Unit — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 17:53:19 EDT

Being a celebrity is a deal-breaker. Do not want. They are welcome, however, to go fuck themselves.

Imipolex_G-Unit

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EvangelicalAgnostic — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 17:25:31 EDT

@hauspa: Regarding D'Onofrio, OMG yes, yes, a thousand times yes. Ever since "Adventures in Babysitting."

And the guy from "Dirty Jobs".

EvangelicalAgnostic

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marie123 — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 17:24:06 EDT

Damn, I forgot the (obviously popular, with good reason)Ed Norton/Christian Bale

marie123

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woolfman — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 17:20:24 EDT

Clive. Owen.
Also, John Malkovich.

woolfman

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marie123 — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 17:18:11 EDT

@fortqueenmean: Agreed...agreed.

And in addition to that Scottish stud--dear, sweet, kinda goofy-looking Hollywood goldenboy Jake (looks like a puppy!), Clive Owen, Daniel Craig, Christopher Meloni (at least, during "Oz"), John Krasinski (one of the few people who can actually make the irritating "scruffy haired boy" look adorable), Paul Rudd (from "Clueless" and ever after...he is awesome), Anderson Cooper (doesn't his being gay make him that much more attractive to helpless straight girls?), Jeremy Renner, Jon Stewart if he were younger and unmarried (my hero...married to the same woman for years, loving father, heart of gold, and with Stephen Colbert, he's doing a public service), JFK Jr. (I know, he's dead...don't judge! He was handsome, while he was around), and--shamefully--Benjamin McKenzie, who played Ryan on "The OC".

Those are just the obvious ones. There is a list of "He IS handsome and seems so charming, why the hell not?" names, including (but not limited to) Cillian (sp?) Murphy and Gael Garcia Bernal, who, indeed, is very pretty.

My pathetic list could go on for miles and miles...sigh.

Graduated from an all-girl Catholic high school two years ago...sigh, not ALL of us get the chance be the stereotypical "sluts in plaid skirts who get more ass than they know what to do with" :(

marie123

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EvangelicalAgnostic — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 17:12:43 EDT

I was in the hospital for a week and now at home in bed for a week - there's only so much percocet one can take and remain amused, but not comatose. Thank you, Gawker, for making my day ahelluva lot more amusing.

Oh, and John K all the way. I'm in bed already!

EvangelicalAgnostic

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LelainaPierce — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 17:12:32 EDT

Any of the Geico cavemen with their makeup (that is makeup, right?) Especially the one with tennis racket at the airport. Homo erectus hot?

LelainaPierce

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DonPardoCalrissian — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 16:50:44 EDT

This whole exercise has made me realize what a wonderful world this is. Thanks Gawker! Truly half a day of work was never better spent.

DonPardoCalrissian

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O-RLY — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 16:41:44 EDT

Half the cast of Ocean's 11 and
Jake Gyllenhaal.

O-RLY

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DonPardoCalrissian — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 16:40:29 EDT

Olivia Williams

DonPardoCalrissian

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ToadAway — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 16:37:56 EDT

@PikachuMcHeidegger: Oh WORD! Irene! Protean-libido-formation flashback! I think I need to cut out early. See you at the bar, where (since I'm already hallucinating) Monica Vitti and Diana Rigg are slicing limes and pouting because I haven't showed up yet.

ToadAway

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DonPardoCalrissian — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 16:36:30 EDT

@HokeCabit: Like those jock fratboys who thought they were the Deltas from Animal House when they were Omegas to the bone.

Veronica Lake in Blue Dahlia, Pamela Brown in I Know Where I'm Going, Kristen Bell, Carolyn Murphy, Carmen Kass, Elettra Rosselini, Isabella Rosselini (still), Ingrid Bergman (1941) (that's a triple decker), Tracie Thoms, Aisha Tyler, Winona Ryder (probably still but definitely in Beetlejuice), Theresa Russell, Emma Caulfield, Padma Lakshmi, Shilpa Shetty, Mary McDonnell, Grace Park, Kandyse McClure, Alicia Keyes, Maria Bello, Segolene Royal, Jennifer Granholm (America's first GILF), Princess Mary of Denmark, Princess Victoria of Sweden (probably just for the chance to found a dynasty), Aung San Suu Kyi (ca. 1990).

That's minus names mentioned by others. Yes, I geek.

DonPardoCalrissian

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Kathy — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 16:08:38 EDT

@rubyruby: Shamefully, for the both of us, you're not alone with the Bobby Flay thing. Even my mother made fun of me for that one, and she still cites the male cast of short-lived Tyne Daly Appalacian drama "Christy" as "really hunky."

Kathy

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fishnotfried — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 16:04:16 EDT

Catherine Keener, Tina Fey, Mary Louise-Parker, and Bruce Springsteen (at any age, even when he was wearing bolo ties non-stop).

fishnotfried

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TedSez — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 15:56:21 EDT

@GorgeousGeorge: I couldn't be with anyone who's been with Borat, knowing where Borat's been.

TedSez

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no_id — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 15:46:41 EDT

Gale Harold
Jon Stewart

no_id

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nyobserver — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 15:37:10 EDT

addendum:
penelope cruz.
gavin rossdale.
gwen stefani.

nyobserver

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Victor Ward — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 15:16:30 EDT

I would begin, but it would just be an illustration of the metaphor about a hole with no bottom.

Please don't point out how that works on multiple levels.

Victor Ward

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TheGintheCity — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 15:14:22 EDT

Topher Grace

TheGintheCity

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bellethellama — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 15:01:32 EDT

Steve Carell
John Krasinski
Anthony Bourdain
Al Pacino when he was Michael Corleone (sorry, I just watched The Godfather Saga on Bravo last night and I can't help it, he is a fox in the first film)

bellethellama

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rubyruby — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 14:58:22 EDT

Ohh! And Peter Krause. Nate Fisher may have been annoying and, you know, extra mortal, but Nate was hot.

rubyruby

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dweeb — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 14:58:14 EDT

Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.

dweeb

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PimpMyCouch — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 14:57:45 EDT

@Catastro-Nom: A kindred spirit! Seth Green has been on my list since "Byrds of Paradise". I don't care how weird it is, he will be mine.

Also: Krasinski, Ioan Gruffudd, Christian Bale, Martin Starr, Paul Rudd, Trey Parker, Jon Stewart, Nate Corrdry,Denis Leary and Matthew Perry.

And even though I know it will only last two seconds, I'd have to be drunk, and I may catch something - Colin Farrell. Damn that Irish charm!

PimpMyCouch

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SylviaPlathWasFramed — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 14:55:42 EDT

err, "with" Chunk. Otherwise it sounds like she did it with a limited edition pint of Ben & Jerry's.

SylviaPlathWasFramed

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SylviaPlathWasFramed — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 14:54:28 EDT

@katastic: A friend did the horizontal Truffle Shuffle Chunk from Goonies on vacation in Mexico a few years ago. She swears he's hot now.

SylviaPlathWasFramed

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rubyruby — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 14:54:02 EDT

daniel craig, christian bale, and-- please don't banish me from the comments but-- bobby flay (baby can cook). as for my ladycrush? emily haines.

rubyruby

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mymanicpixiedreamcatsnores — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 14:44:45 EDT

Takeshi Kaneshiro (from House of Flying Daggers)
Alan Rickman
John Darnielle
(I know my audition post should be cleverer, but I'm hoping to coast in on good taste alone)

mymanicpixiedreamcatsnores

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msAnthrope — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 14:44:34 EDT

hmmm~~ depending on the day, my mood, what i've been doing:

craig ferguson
trent reznor
cate blanchett
bono in the mid 90s
leo dicaprio
forest whitaker
liam neeson
hayden panettiere
patrick stewart

msAnthrope

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Ambition_is_pretension — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 14:43:41 EDT

@bowlingfordollars:
Did you see My Summer of Love? HOT.

But mostly: Justin Theroux, Paul Banks from Interpol (but not when he gets fat...), Jack White (married hottie), Christian Bale (damn you married man), and pretty much any man from The OC other than Tate Donovan, bc he seems funny but not in a hot way.

Ambition_is_pretension

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kityglitr — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 14:41:05 EDT

It's as if the entire world has forgotten that Johnny Depp exists. The man has somehow managed to stop the forces of time on his body! He smokes, drinks, dresses like a pirate, and I'd still do him. Really. Give me 21 Jumpstreet Johnny, give me Gilbert Grape Johnny, hell, give me Edward Scissorhands Johnny... just give him to me. If Johnny is not to be had, I will accept Gerard Butler in a kilt.

kityglitr

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Astro-Nom — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 14:40:37 EDT

@thanksluckystars:

I like your taste! Ben Foster was on my list, but I had forgotten Jesse Bradford.

Also: Matthew Lillard, Seth Green, and Matthew Gray Gubler.

Astro-Nom

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bananafish — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 14:40:07 EDT

Where's Ed Harris?! Never mind the 30 year age gap.

bananafish

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Colonel Mustard — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 14:34:50 EDT

Topher Grace
Chris Evans
Christopher Gorham
Christopher Gorham (bears repeating)
Michael Vartan

Colonel Mustard

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Clarence Rosario — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 14:33:35 EDT

@kisskisskiss: Holy shit, I'm screwed. When did my girlfriend score commenter privileges?

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procrastinator, esq. — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 14:31:51 EDT

@jazzy: Oh, shit, I forgot the musicians. Thanks for reminding me of my sincere desire to have Sufjan Stevens jump from offstage and serenade me, personally, in the audience, before succumbing to our mutual lust right there in the aisle of the Wiltern Theater.

Less cool musicians I'd do: Adam Levine, Jakob Dylan, and, in his pre-bloat days (or even post-bloat; who am I kidding?) Stephan Jenkins. Although I have a crush on his music, I'm afraid that Ben Gibbard is not remotely attractive enough for me to even close my eyes and think of England while I'm having sex with him, so he's out of the running.

procrastinator, esq.

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Nunya B — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 14:26:43 EDT

Jenny Lewis. Duh.

(And, um, Zach Quinto- that's Sylar on Heroes.)

Nunya B

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rex — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 14:25:27 EDT

Laura Logan.

rex

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katastic — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 14:24:24 EDT

I'm sorry, but John Krasinski is TAKEN.
As are Ewan McGregor. And Colin Firth.

On an unrelated note, I know someone who slept with James Gandolfini just so she could say she did. Although to me, that does not seem like it would be a big source of pride.

katastic

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Tom Foolery — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 14:17:56 EDT

...but I wouldn't kick
Colin Ferrell
Ryan Reynolds
Ed Norton
Christian Bale
Clive Owen
Daniel Craig
Gerard Butler
(or any combination thereof) out of bed either...

Tom Foolery

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jazzy — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 14:12:35 EDT

Jon Stewart
Sufjan Stevens
Joshua Bell
David Remnick
and maybe Alex Balk if I knew what he looked like, I'm shallow enough that looks still count for something occasionally.

jazzy

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Tom Foolery — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 14:11:35 EDT

Jake Gyllenhaal
Tom Ford
Justin Timberlake
Chris Meloni

...or any combination thereof...

Tom Foolery

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jeweltones — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 14:01:39 EDT

Oh for just a taste of the Phoenix. I would probably buy Joaquin-themed bedsheets and footie pajamas if they made them. Wait, do they make them?

Also, Pete Sampras, but I'm make him wear a wig. I can't deal with his being bald since we're almost the same age and I remember when he was the kid prodigy AND NOW HE'S RETIRED. (sorry.)

jeweltones

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GorgeousGeorge — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:57:16 EDT

@TedSez: Elizabeth Banks is Jewish? Who knew? Sweet. Your list is missing Amanda Peet, but evidently, she's considered an acquired taste these days.

And, since I happen to think Isla Fisher is the sexiest woman alive, and since she converted to Orthodox(!) Judaism in support of Sacha Baron Cohen, technically she can be added to a list of hot Jewy girls.

Also, on the subject of Rashida Jones: hell yes. I was harboring naughty fantasies about her way back in the Boston Public days.

GorgeousGeorge

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RandomHookup — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:56:49 EDT

@Pope John Peeps II:

CHARLOTTE GAINSBOURG

Once again, Il Papa shows his infallibility and picks the ultimate. Perhaps the fact we have seen her naked in films since she was 12 and looked like little boy helps the old Popemeister, but I am definitely on board that train.

RandomHookup

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elizabethm — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:49:49 EDT

Daniel Craig and Angelina Jolie. Preferably at the same time.

elizabethm

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TedSez — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:49:28 EDT

Cripes.... I've been working all morning and missed a game of "who to screw"?

As I love the hot Jewgirls, let's start with Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman and Maggie Gyllenhahahal. Mia Kirshner, Shiri Appleby, Marla Sokoloff and Shoshanna Stern. (Hey, I know who they are.) Joss Stone! Evan Rachel Wood, but not for at least five years. Lisa Edelstein, although there's no way I could handle her. Rachel Bilson. Rena Sofer. Elizabeth Banks. Carrie Fisher. (Yes, still.)

Better yet, let me marry them all, Old Testament-style. Or else have just one date with Rashida Jones.

TedSez

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MadameDecline — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:48:47 EDT

Daniel Craig -- look up the bathtub scene in "Love is the Devil." Or Julian from Trailer Park Boys -- sometimes you need a big hairy chest and a lack of pretense.

MadameDecline

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gonzosmom — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:47:34 EDT

Lewis Black - I have a 'thing' about cranky Jewish boys.

gonzosmom

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Pope John Peeps II — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:47:30 EDT

Oh shit y'all. I've got the trump card!

CHARLOTTE GAINSBOURG.

Not only is she amazingly talented, and the daughter of Serge Gainsbourg; but she looks like the ultimate "girl in your apartment building who you're completely secretly in love with so much that you can't talk to her at all".

Pope John Peeps II

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swedish fish jr. — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:45:16 EDT

Ioan Gruffudd
Clive Owens
James Purefoy
(I like accents. Hot.)
Ryan Reynolds (sans facial hair)
Kevin Connolly
Balk's Cock

swedish fish jr.

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nyobserver — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:43:53 EDT

jake gyllenhaal.
oliver martinez.
joss stone.
hillary clinton.

nyobserver

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Hienry — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:42:05 EDT

1995 was spent being in love with Harry Connick Jr.
Since then it's been the usual, Johnny Depp, Harrison Ford, Jaret Leto before he turned into a douche which come to think of it he probably always was, so strike him, then this drummer I once saw at Galapagos who was slammin, then Penelope Cruz, ew Tom Cruise in Cocktails which I can't even watch anymore and now just the last few Bond's and that guy from Lock, Stock & three smoking barrels whom I totally thought was married to Madonna for the longest time but thankfully, it was that other guy.
Christ that's a boring list - how about the very first which I think must've been Sean Astin as Mikey Walsh in The Goonies.

Hienry

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sassypants — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:40:27 EDT

Ok, Johnny Depp. First, most and always.

Then, Ed Norton, Christian Bale, and....John Krasinski.

It used to be Matt Damon, but now he just seems like a horse's ass.

sassypants

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jennilyn — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:39:22 EDT

Dane Cook
David Duchovny
Mark Wahlberg (Um, Italian Job)
Ed Norton
Jon Stewart
Topher Grace
Josh Radnor.
Apparently I like smart asses.

Ditto on Jude Law or the Cloon if I wasn't 100% guaranteed to get something awful.

jennilyn

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polypam — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:39:14 EDT

Justin Long...seriously, those Apple commercials are like porn to me.

polypam

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Ted Striker — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:36:05 EDT

Zooey Deschanel. Probably the only female celeb of her generation that wouldn't have inane post-coital banter. Plus she has amazing legs.

Ted Striker

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BeSarcastic — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:35:05 EDT

I'm surprised no one's mentioned him, but: Jon Stewart.

JON STEWART, people.

BeSarcastic

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DorothyMantooth — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:32:28 EDT

Sigh...
Oh, Krasinski Krasinski Krasinksi.
Absolutely the only celeb I'd do.

I'll totally fist fight you for him, Em. Or, ya know, I'm open to sharing...

DorothyMantooth

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GigiB — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:29:49 EDT

S. Epatha Merkerson from L&O and Bill Clinton. Don't judge me!

GigiB

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Kathy — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:24:01 EDT

The one I talk about: Adam Brody
The one I forget about: Louis Theroux
The one I do not regularly admit to: Isaac Brock. He can pet my modest mouse any day.

Kathy

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maehrc — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:19:24 EDT

::pushes glasses up nose::

justin theroux(!!!)
joseph gordon-levitt
daniel craig
seann william scott

can put it wherever they goddamn well please.

maehrc

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EugenieRose — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:18:15 EDT

@hauspa: I also think Vincent D'Onofrio is totally hot, and have a DVR full of L&O CI to prove it.
Also would do in real life:
Jon Stewart
Colin Firth
Elvis Costello

EugenieRose

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EyesRolling — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:16:36 EDT

Marcello Mastroianni. Anouck Aimee,
and when I first watched Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels i totally wanted to nail that guy who later appeared in Snatch, and then the transporter and then Crank. Needless to say the lust has been on a downward spiral with each new release...

EyesRolling

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scarcat — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:15:27 EDT

Robert Mitchum *sigh*
Tom Waites

scarcat

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Bentpost — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:13:50 EDT

... and Chris Evans. Actually, I can't even look at him. It's too painful.

Bentpost

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Sue Duhnim — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:13:07 EDT

I forget which movie this is from, but a gay guy answers that question with Yoko Ono. Dumbfounded everyone asks Why?? He answers, "to see the apartment!"

Sue Duhnim

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Newacademy — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:12:41 EDT

Crackin up on the JT love-
High school memories......

Newacademy

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Unfun — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:12:33 EDT

@I DON'T GET IT: You stole mine! Ewan McGregor. My god. The man can dance and sing, has a huge c*ck, isn't afraid to show it, he's totally punk rock, a family man, the accent, the motorcycle...Oh, my. And Javier Bardem.

Unfun

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hollywood_damaged — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:09:59 EDT

Larry David and the Jew on Deadwood, John Hawkes. (Tim Olyphant is as pukeacious as Brad Pitts, folks.) Also, Kirsten Dunst. (Forgive me.) Oh my gawwwd: circumcised men and WASP women...just like mommy and daddy! And for someone further from my own gene pool: a very young, before he was at all famous Denzel W. (c.f. Mississippi Masala.) Okay, Robert Downey Junior too, for when I feel really self-hating.

hollywood_damaged

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Clarence Rosario — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:08:18 EDT

Winona Ryder
Angelina (since Hackers, haters)
Salma Hayak
Jessica Biel

Jessica Rabbit

Clarence Rosario

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PikachuMcHeidegger — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:06:41 EDT

Daniela Bianchi in From Russia with Love
Lady Hamilton. Have you seen those portraits by George Romney?
Lou Andreas-Salomé ("A
dangerous across, a dangerous on-the-way, a dangerous looking-back, a
dangerous shuddering and stopping.")
Jeanne Tripplehorn
Lynda Carter
That redhead who posed for Dante Gabriel Rossetti
Pamela Widmerpool
Patricia Holm, the Saint's girlfriend

PikachuMcHeidegger

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Dwayne Provecho — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:54:08 EDT

@asketchymess: It was slightly cockney, wasn't it? Love that man.

Dwayne Provecho

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deadmonkey — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:52:10 EDT

She probably weighs one-thousand pounds and has two vaginas, but KarenUhOh is on my list.

deadmonkey

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TipsyRussell — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:50:30 EDT

I forgot Josh Charles! I haven't seen him in a while though.

TipsyRussell

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HokeCabit — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:50:02 EDT

I have a love-hate relationship with John Krasinski. On one hand, I love his character on the office (in the platonic sense; I'm straight). On the other hand, I fucking HATE how every dude in my office wants to be Jim Halpert. Some are even under the delusion that they are Jim Halpert. Even the IT guy, who is basically Dwight Schrute on a good day.

It's like, yeah, I get it, Jim Halpert is basically the Steve McQueen of our era. But try to be cool on your own freaking terms and not on the basis of your living impression of a TV character.

HokeCabit

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PikachuMcHeidegger — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:50:00 EDT

That girl who used to hang around with Encyclopedia Brown.

PikachuMcHeidegger

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Kona — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:48:04 EDT

John Krasinski is the perfect choice for this because unlike with most celebrities, if I got the chance to bang him, I don't think I'd end up with some skank's lipstick ring in my hoo ha. Or herpes. Now I know "he looks clean" isn't the best plan for STD protection, but Jim Halpert does not have raging cock sores. He just doesn't.

Kona

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Untranscribable Sound Of Unmanly Anguish — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:47:50 EDT

I totally forgot about female athletes. Well, that's gonna take a while but Gabriella Sabitini and a pre-stabbing Monica Seles. Also, the Brazilian women's soccer team and numerous swimmers. Oh, and Mia Hamm.

Untranscribable Sound Of Unmanly Anguish

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fortqueenmean — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:46:46 EDT

Gerard Butler could turn my arse into haggis if he wants to.

fortqueenmean

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HeyThatsMyBike — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:46:37 EDT

Jason Bateman then and now.
Embarassingly, Channing Tatum. White boy fake-thug hot.

HeyThatsMyBike

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Heather Fink — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:45:06 EDT

Oh man, I saw Krasinski at a party one time and his face was angelic and perfect. You could get right up to him and his hotness was completely unspoiled. Drooollls.

My personal picks are: Peter Krause, Trent Reznor, Mike Patton, and young Steve Jobs.

Heather Fink

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procrastinator, esq. — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:44:36 EDT

@fabulousrobots: Hear, hear. I forgot about all those hunky nerds. Except I've seen Peter Sarsgaard naked (thanks, Kinsey!) and I have to say I'm looking for more in the sausage department.

procrastinator, esq.

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Nard — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:44:32 EDT

Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Where's the love for Elaine? Have you seen her lately?

Nard

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Aatom — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:44:21 EDT

oh! and Rafael Nadal, who just BARELY lost to Federer again. Next time, Rafa! holy crap, I'm talking about sports...

Aatom

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taylorklong — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:43:50 EDT

@ladyjaye75: holla. you know what's up. Huge Jackman can have me any day.

taylorklong

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procrastinator, esq. — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:43:09 EDT

@ellagood: you just reminded me to add in three major, quasi-embarassing crushes, each of whom I would get down and service* like there's no tomorrow:

Andy Samberg (like a hotter, less irritating Adam Brody; also has DSL)

Jason Sudeikis ("30 Rock" made me want to gay marry him)

Seth Myers (soooo pretty, but would strictly be for sex only, since I imagine he's a flaming douchebag)

*Or, you know, they could service me; I'd be more than fine with that.

procrastinator, esq.

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asketchymess — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:43:07 EDT

@Jerseylicious: I would be pleased to provide you with some of my slash fic in which Serenity encounters Galactica, featuring a Captain Mal-on-Helo-on-Apollo three-way. What the hell, I'm letting my nerd flag fly.

asketchymess

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Ned B — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:42:49 EDT

Time travel: Honor Blackman and Diana Rigg, both in their Avengers prime.

Ned B

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ninety_nine — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:42:07 EDT

@Macloserboy: fine, but don't think that means I'm going to give a shout even I even get within the same zip code as them (which I probably am most of the time).

And Mart Stuart Masterson as Watts? No doubt.

I wasn't even thinking historical: Vitti -- that may well be the unimpeachable. Antonioni's female leads across the board: Redgrave, Moreau etc.

And here's one no one ever seems to agree with: Elizabeth Taylor in Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

ninety_nine

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lovely nigerienne — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:41:44 EDT

Also, Alanis Morisette's ex. Not Joey. The actor. I'd sop him up with a biscuit.

lovely nigerienne

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fabulousrobots — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:40:18 EDT

Peter Sarsgaard
Ryan Gosling (bearded, preferably)
Jason Schwartzman

fabulousrobots

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Aatom — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:39:53 EDT

I might win gayest comment of the day here: Cloud (one of Madonna's dancers). oh my god, that body and those eyes.

Aatom

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sexandphilosophy — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:39:15 EDT

I don't care if i end up with every disease known to man (and probably some unknown ones as well), i would do Colin Farrell and die a very happy person.

sexandphilosophy

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lovely nigerienne — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:37:04 EDT

If I were a lesbian:
Halle Berry
Jessica Biel
Angelina

...but now, I'd just like to have the figure of the former two. I actually thought I was possibly bi when I saw Girl, Interrupted because of AJ. This was before it was trendy.

lovely nigerienne

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TipsyRussell — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:36:38 EDT

Unconventional: Rob Zombie (I don't quite understand either)
Pervy: Peter from the Chronicles of Narnia

TipsyRussell

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TheOG — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:36:18 EDT

@The Deity Formerly Known as GOD: i'll have to agree with on those too....connelly, basset, and mirren.....totally doable.

TheOG

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zibby — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:34:44 EDT

Ok. My serious entry:

Current: Rachel Leigh Cook, Julie Benz, Julianne Moore.

All time champ: Soledad Miranda

zibby

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Maulleigh — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:34:34 EDT

You really can't go wrong with David Beckham. Or whoever is on the cover of People's hottest this year.

Maulleigh

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Twizzlers For President — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:34:28 EDT

Also I have this fantasy about the main cast of Saving Private Ryan. Not a gangbang fantasy; they're all hitting on me and I have to choose just one. I can never decide. God help me, more often than not it's Tom Sizemore. He's so manly and brave in that movie.

Twizzlers For President

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AndIAmTellingYou — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:33:01 EDT

Who is the Cheyenne Jackson and why have I never seen this hot specimen of hunk before?...

AndIAmTellingYou

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PikachuMcHeidegger — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:30:44 EDT

@FracturedAcetabulum: Call me old-fashioned.

PikachuMcHeidegger

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Twizzlers For President — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:30:29 EDT

I am so glad to see the outpouring of support for Christian Bale! I LOVE him-- ever since viewing the Winona Ryder Little Women in seventh grade.

But really, my one true celebrity love? Lucas Black in Friday Night Lights (the movie). (He was also the little kid in Swing Blade.) He is literally SO HOT in Friday Night Lights I can't breathe. One day he will be mine.

Twizzlers For President

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NotThatClever — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:28:43 EDT

@Mary Mouse: God yes, GGB for sure. I also have to own up to a huge girl crush on Samantha Bee.

NotThatClever

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etconsumimurigni — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:28:30 EDT

Donald Sutherland!

etconsumimurigni

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lovely nigerienne — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:27:52 EDT

@asketchymess: Add Nathan Fillion to my list. I dated a guy named Nathan and I'd think of Nathan Fillion while we had sex. Very hot. I'd like to try the real thing.

lovely nigerienne

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Maxwell3.0 — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:26:52 EDT

Keeping the Office theme: Jenna Fischer. SO girl next door cute.

Maxwell3.0

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econdave — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:25:13 EDT

@bacon-yum:

Damn, beat me to it.

Also: Mary Stuart Masterson c. "Chances Are". (For some reason I love that movie.)

econdave

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cathoholic — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:24:29 EDT

unconventional music hotties!
cat power
amy winhouse
jeff tweedy ("post-rehab integrity hot")
damon albarn
liam gallagher (stupid hot)
justin timberlake (at least i think he's funny looking)

cathoholic

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hhpeterson13 — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:23:42 EDT

-The B'Scotch Stallion Owen Wilson (if he wasn't into all that ass stuff)
-Benicio del Toro (if he performed better contrary to Radar report)
-Justin Theroux
-Johnny Depp (if he didn't smoke)
-Angus MacFadyen
-a young Orson Welles
-Steve Martin
-CHRISTIAN BALE

hhpeterson13

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PikachuMcHeidegger — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:22:32 EDT

@ToadAway: "Weren't you at the Coke convention back in 1965?"

PikachuMcHeidegger

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ihatethatchick — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:21:56 EDT

Without hesitation, Kiefer Sutherland. If I had to choose more, I'd pick Kiefer Sutherland a second time, a third time.

ihatethatchick

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AndIAmTellingYou — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:20:47 EDT

If I hit for the other team:
Monica Bellucci
Demi Moore
Angelina

Then the gay in me takes over and I have to add Kylie...

AndIAmTellingYou

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Jerseylicious — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:20:39 EDT

@grammar_queen: My sister would fight you for Sean Bean. God bless obscure doables.

Also, I'd happily take part in a threesome with Dr. Cox and Jordan (ok, John C. McGinley and Christa Miller) circa season three of Scrubs.

Jerseylicious

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thanksluckystars — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:20:23 EDT

Ben Foster and Jesse Bradford are at the top of my celebrity to-do list.

thanksluckystars

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beppolina1 — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:20:04 EDT

Alan Rickman. I like 'em craggy, old, and snaggle-toothed. But after Dogma (and despite Harry Potter) I've been smitten.

beppolina1

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karion — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:19:31 EDT

Piven and Cusack, without question. Toss in Christian Slater for the hell of it.

Depp is so pretty and talented - I think I would rather have a conversation with him.

I had a thing for the late John Spencer, too. Weird.

karion

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bacon-yum — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:17:25 EDT

If it's fantasy doable. Grace Kelly in Rear Window. The shot where Jimmy Stewart is just waking up from a nap and she's bending over him. Bright red lipstick, that black and white dress. Sends chills up my spine every single time I see it.

bacon-yum

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CaptainOblivious — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:17:15 EDT

@AndIAmTellingYou: Let's keep those Tim Tebow fantasies on Deadspin where they belong. Seriously...Tebow?

CaptainOblivious

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lovely nigerienne — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:17:08 EDT

Tom Ford
Boris Kodjoe
Jared Leto (DON'T JUDGE ME!)
John Krasinski
Angelina Jolie
Hugh Jackman

lovely nigerienne

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Queen of the Passive Aggressives — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:16:41 EDT

Space Ghost or Racer X

Queen of the Passive Aggressives

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Diglett — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:16:21 EDT

@jupiterspaw: Oh crap, yes, Ladyhawke Rutger Hauer. I mean, not as the dog.

Diglett

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hurleyburley — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:15:48 EDT

80's Rob Lowe ("Soda Pop" era)
Jake Ryan (I can't believe I'm the first to mention him)
Pacey Whitter
Eddie Vedder circa 1990-95

I recognize that all these people are either fictional or require time-travel, but all the hot famos these days are either too dumb, boring or gay-seeming to hold my interest.

hurleyburley

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TheUpMyAssPlayers — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:15:19 EDT

@spazandmojo: I amend my earlier list by adding the ever so fine Daniel Craig.

TheUpMyAssPlayers

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zibby — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:14:43 EDT

PARIS HILTON. Duh.

zibby

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Bug a Martini — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:13:10 EDT

If I were to bed outside the cannon...
Jeff Bridges (long hair and beard in King Kong, so doable)
Liam Neeson (doable in Schindler's List, is that wrong?)
Jason Schwartzman (he's my Rushmore doable)
Sean Bean and Danny Houston (obscure yet highly doable, IMDB them)

Bug a Martini

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BiscuitDoughJones — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:13:10 EDT

Bruce Lee during the Kato years. The mask is hot.

BiscuitDoughJones

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Untranscribable Sound Of Unmanly Anguish — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:12:18 EDT

Let's see... I like athletic and smart girls who age well.

Famke Janssen
Monica Belluci
Angela Basset
Jennifer Connelly
Helen Mirren

It's really hard for me to name an actress around my age who is attractive because I don't believe that they look for intelligence when casting young, female actresses. Also, we know too much about them so it's hard to take them seriously. There are many more who I am attracted to but I am keeping this reasonably short.

Untranscribable Sound Of Unmanly Anguish

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AndIAmTellingYou — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:11:23 EDT

adding: Prince William, Prince Felipe de Borbon of Spain, Andy Roddick, James Blake, Rony Seikaly, Tim Tebow (QB of the Florida Gators)...

AndIAmTellingYou

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ellagood — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:07:05 EDT

joaquin pheonix
sasha baron cohen
bill murray
jim morrison or val kilmer playing jim morrison
judd nelson
jeremy piven
james caan
dennis quaid
kevin spacey (i know)
andy samburg

ellagood

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FracturedAcetabulum — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:06:42 EDT

Any feature with this many comments, I expected to see Pikachu with a list. An ambiguous list.

FracturedAcetabulum

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TheOG — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:06:13 EDT

hmmmmm......definitely barbara stanwyck or audrey hepburn. parker posey too....she's wacky. wacky is good. karen-o for that matter as well.

gibby haynes if i were gay.

TheOG

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wyldhoney — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:06:11 EDT

Paul Bettany, oh god! I would take my clothes off for him in an instant.

wyldhoney

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Macloserboy — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:05:43 EDT

@ninety_nine: Maura Tierney, Catherine Keener and Mary Louise Parker? Were we separated at birth!?! You just named the women who make up a great deal of my wallpaper.

Yes, I know what Tina Fey looked like "before" and it was not pretty. But I also like her more now than in her agressively thin stage. She's perfectly curvy now, post-baby.

Macloserboy

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CaptainOblivious — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:04:51 EDT

As long as we're sticking with unconventional celebs:

1) Natalie Merchant

2) Terry Gross

Perhaps this proves my love of aural sex after all...

CaptainOblivious

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DaveJ — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:03:37 EDT

The mistake is to concentrate on actors. Professional athletes are rarely disappointing in person. Taller than expected, and reeking of testosterone, male athletes are exceptionally hot in person. There's very few members of the Yankees that I would have any problem with.

DaveJ

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TimesSquared — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:01:12 EDT

@narnio: Good on you, Narnio. Beat me to it. I'm flabbergasted it took the 99th comment to offer the money answer here. That appearance/smackdown on the Jimmy Kimmell show set any real man's heart aflutter. I guess all the other boys here really are gay. Now choose your weapons and let's step outside and settle this.

TimesSquared

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Tiger Lilly — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:00:56 EDT

Christian Bale is my first pick. Jude Law could be second, if I weren't afraid of catching the clap. Daniel Radcliffe if he were 18.

Tiger Lilly

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queenbkt — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:00:24 EDT

How can you forget about Henry Cavill? Lascivious side kick in the Tudors. Also in Tristan & Isolde.

queenbkt

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Macloserboy — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:00:00 EDT

@Ray Gunn: I believe the end result is the same. Who do you want that they *aren't* pushing at you which is still the John Krasinkis and Sarah Silvermans of the world.

Macloserboy

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Untranscribable Sound Of Unmanly Anguish — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:59:36 EDT

@leMaldeTete: and he went to Princeton - plus points!

Untranscribable Sound Of Unmanly Anguish

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Diglett — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:59:10 EDT

From the ages of 8-19, I would have given my right arm, leg, and pinky toe for John Cusack, and "The Sure Thing" might as well have been porn (I literally wore out my VHS copy). Now I'm less focused-- Paul Rudd, Clive Owen, and Edward Norton in his priest outfit are on the list, but I'm kind of blanking on my Ultimate right now.

Diglett

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tamsyn — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:57:35 EDT

Ricky Gervais
Humphrey Bogart
(Yeah, I've got an ugly fetish.)

tamsyn

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Mrs Smith — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:57:27 EDT

Am I the only one who thinks Vincent Dinofrio is totally hot?

Also Vince Vaughn cause he looks like my hubby, or he did about 40 pounds ago (Psycho era), but he's still doable.

Michael Madsen too... are you getting a theme here?

Mrs Smith

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ToadAway — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:56:21 EDT

@PikachuMcHeidegger: The man who squats behind the man who works the soft machine...

ToadAway

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Jerseylicious — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:56:06 EDT

@asketchymess: Holy crap how did I forget Nathan Fillion of Two Guys and Firefly/Serenity. I wouldn't think twice about doing Captain Mal.

I won't even get into my other nerd-crushes right now...

Jerseylicious

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spazandmojo — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:55:52 EDT

daniel craig. over and over and over again.

spazandmojo

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tracybluth — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:54:55 EDT

Jason Bateman, now and forever.

tracybluth

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Slackferno — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:54:52 EDT

Judah Friedlander.

No, seriously.

Slackferno

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StormyMes — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:52:18 EDT

Edward Norton, Joaquin Phoenix, Ryan Gosling, Jason Statham

StormyMes

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PikachuMcHeidegger — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:51:42 EDT

@ToadAway: "The only performance that makes it, that really makes it, that makes it all the way, is the one that achieves madness."

PikachuMcHeidegger

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PikachuMcHeidegger — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:50:45 EDT

Aishwarya Rai.

PikachuMcHeidegger

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konstantConsumer — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:50:32 EDT

cillian murphy

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