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Goodbye To All That For A Week

Trackback — Fri, 23 May 2008 14:47:59 EDT

For anyone who has followed the saga of Emily Gould, this week's New York Times magazine cover story comes as a shock only to the extent that they would publish it.

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GrumpyMcGillicutty — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:38:04 EDT

wowza!!!

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Mediahohoho — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 12:57:33 EDT

@the cajun boy: Well, good thing you don't have to venture a guess, you being an idiot and all.

Mediahohoho

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BeeStings — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 13:27:34 EDT

'thats what she said.'

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jazzy — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:20:31 EDT

When you guys said you needed page views, you weren't kidding. You knew shit like this would bring it in!

jazzy

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sailor — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 10:10:37 EDT

@MisterHippity: The bookshop is actually behind an antiques store in the town of Savoy on the road to Brooklin. If Bill isn't in, just leave your money in the cup on his desk.

sailor

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Nard — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 07:42:18 EDT

@Redfox: Good points about Cabot Cove. I'll add one thing: If, while in Maine, you see a little kid get squashed by a tractor trailer, DO NOT bury him in the old Indian burial ground with hopes of reviving him. It will turn out badly. Remember, sometimes dead is bettah.

Nard

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nonethewiser — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 00:55:16 EDT

Emily, you look fantastic! Remember, living well is the best revenge. . . .

nonethewiser

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MisterHippity — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 00:43:48 EDT

@The Brazilian:

I'll be in the neighborhood of Brooklin in two weeks, when our family makes its annual pilgrimage to beautiful Deer Isle. I thought I knew every point of interest in that neighborhood, but I'd never heard of the Pushcart Bookshop before -- I'll definitely stop in!

MisterHippity

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MisterHippity — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 00:02:08 EDT

@alphadoggy: Has it lasted more than four hours? Call your doctor.

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Redfox — Sun, 15 Jul 2007 23:54:48 EDT

You're long-gone, Emily, but in case you check in to read the post-breakup, fuck-that-bastard! ego-soothing wolf whistles (heartily deserved, BTW) being sent your way by readers, I thought I'd just warn you about one thing in Maine. DO NOT, repeat DO NOT visit the little town of Cabot Cove.

Yes, it LOOKS all friendly and quaint, but there's this little old lady there who is TOTALLY A SERIAL KILLER! Sure, she has everyone fooled with her "I'm just a poor old widow-cum-clever mystery novelist with a nose for sleuthing and a seemingly inexhaustible supply of rich friends who don't seem to mind that I can't go anywhere without bodies piling up around me" act, but she's really just a modern-day Jack the Ripper! We can't afford to lose you; a week of Gayker is one thing, but permanent? *shudder* (And I speak as one of the 99.95%.)

Redfox

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Goodbye, Commenters! — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 19:41:03 EDT

LOWER EAST SIDE NO LONGER SAFE

Whoa, that roof is on my block.
Time to move to Brooklyn.

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alphadoggy — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 15:23:56 EDT

um.......anybody know how to fix priapism?

alphadoggy

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Nutgraf — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 14:37:36 EDT

Is it the lighting, or are you taking Balk's Cock with you?

Nutgraf

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cubewithaview — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 13:25:07 EDT

sacre bloody bleu and also merde. love the georgia ref!

cubewithaview

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boringpants — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 12:16:16 EDT

I love it when your secret yet barely-veiled love for Stevie shows through.

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the rat — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 09:18:56 EDT

...and by the way Emily, did I mention I own an apartment in a Brooklyn Heights brownstone?

the rat

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the rat — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 09:15:42 EDT

@the cajun boy: I totally have that photo in my hard drive now, no pun intended...

the rat

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the rat — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 09:13:42 EDT

@the cajun boy

the rat

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Chareth Cutestory — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 02:47:15 EDT

Emily, do you have a little lesbian in you?
Would you like some?

Chareth Cutestory

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mikeylikes — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 02:40:23 EDT

Now if only someone would break Choire's heart so we could get a pin-up shot of him. Team Gayker. Namaste.

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C.H. Sanson — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 02:05:17 EDT

O, Emily! This is torture.
If only I was twenty years younger, and single, and you had really bad taste in men, and kept the dark glasses on so that you couldn't really see what I look like...

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In Other News... — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 23:15:15 EDT

Dayum! I just broke my coccyx.

In Other News...

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BonnieLass — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 22:47:30 EDT

Yeah, you're hot. I'd totally do you.

But seriously, what did y'all decide on the Stevie Nicks song? I kinda like both myself.

BonnieLass

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Lena Chen — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 22:14:16 EDT

Also, hot pic. Have fun! With both Maine (?) and being single.

Lena Chen

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Stark_pigeon — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 22:12:13 EDT

Hawt!

Ring me up, Emily!

Stark_pigeon

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Lena Chen — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 22:11:49 EDT

I'm pretty sure Miss Allison IMed the exact same thing to me last week. Way to go copy&paste!

Lena Chen

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superba — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 22:01:03 EDT

Is Emily a Georgia Nicholson fan?! omg and Yay.

superba

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Slackferno — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 21:33:22 EDT

That tears it---I'm taking up yoga.

Slackferno

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Madame_Ovary — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 21:12:11 EDT

@c_webb: True that, though I am more of a Good Egg at the Pepperclub kind of gal. I used to like 158, too, but now the baking folks are at Willard Beach, yay! Portland has some weird inverse restaurants to lawyers ratio - we have the most of both for such a small place. Em, there are plenty of writing gigs here, hint, hint.

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DeliciousNoise — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 21:03:06 EDT

Hurr Emily's hot hurr.

Sorry, I'm really not capable of more advanced discourse. You know, penis and all.

I like the new look. Very "I'm single again!"

DeliciousNoise

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jse82 — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 20:22:49 EDT

@ SYLVIAPLATHWASFRAMED: Dont hate on Maine. You'll be singing a different tune after moving there, TRUST ME. There are like opiates in the water or something, it just makes you love being there and when you leave you go through withdrawal.

jse82

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sailor — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 20:14:14 EDT

Emily, if you're in the neighborhood of Brooklin, Maine (site of E.B. White's salt water farm), stop by the Pushcart Press Bookstore on the way into town. (Occasionally) run by author and publisher Bill Henderson who founded Pushcart, it has a small but inspired selection of new and used books.

sailor

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LittleB — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 20:07:17 EDT

Try the 3 A.M. night L.L Bean run, and Cook's Lobster House on Baily Island. Maine is the best, you can wear Tevas with socks and your good flannel shirt to the bar and still get hit on by a cute boy.

LittleB

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slinkimalinki — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 19:54:15 EDT

how come 50% of the commenter population seem to be commenting about how they're .5% of the commenter population?

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lovelyday — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 19:53:24 EDT

That bathing suite...is the color "Rusty Trambone'r?"

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filipo — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 19:34:42 EDT

See, Rupert? *This* is what $40 billion should get you.

filipo

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BinkysDream — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 19:33:38 EDT

Nice... that pic should be on a calendar for the boys at Jalopnik.

BinkysDream

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BoHan — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 19:04:19 EDT

Wow, she's like totally become the Madonna of blogging, circa "Blonde Ambition" tour.

BoHan

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ThomasPynchon — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 18:46:59 EDT

Why?

ThomasPynchon

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c_webb — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 18:36:07 EDT

@Madame_Ovary:

Don't forget Becky's for breakfast!

P.S. LOVING the cardigan, Emily. Really. But might want to bring an extra one up north -- it gets chilly at night.

c_webb

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Madame_Ovary — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 18:25:59 EDT

@SylviaPlathWasFramed: et al. re: Maine best State. Emily is coming to the right place, glad to hear Don Carlo agree. The peanut butter cream pie at Moody's is fine; Belfast is terrific, Portland's North Star Cafe on Congress St. is my new office. It is SO reasonable here, plus lots of interesting folks from Somalia, Sudan, El Salvador, Eastern Europe etc. so we have lots of good food and not so white as it once was. Plus lots of lovely water, clean air and low crime. Please don't all move up at once. Jetblue is my favorite way to get between the two points - the A train to JFK, less than an hour in the air and vacation land! Just don't tell anyone else, 'k thnx.

Madame_Ovary

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PimpMyCouch — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 18:19:56 EDT

Rowr. 'Nuff said.

PimpMyCouch

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Ron_Obvious — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 18:11:16 EDT

Emily, you look fantastic.

Ron_Obvious

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InsideOut — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 17:55:28 EDT

HAWT is right!!! Your boyfriend is a clueless douche.

InsideOut

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SylviaPlathWasFramed — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 17:26:13 EDT

@jse82: Oh, ferfucksake. My boyfriend is moving to Maine for grad school and all anyone does is talk about how awesome it is there. Once Emily gets there looking all hot and smart and sex-ay, it'll officially be hotter than perfect. (I imagine the glow will linger even after she goes back home.) Guess I'd better start trolling the Portland job boards.

SylviaPlathWasFramed

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narnio — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 17:13:03 EDT

This is seriously too much for me.

narnio

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Smitros — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 17:10:54 EDT

HAWT!

That is all.

Smitros

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the_marquee_de_lafayette — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 17:08:48 EDT

Damn - nice across the board. Dov Charney should be very upset, given how much you've upstaged his harem, erm, models.

XYZ Restaurant near Southwest Harbor - make sure to reserve a table - might be the best authentic Mexican food north of Tijuana. I kid you not, and yes, the location is about as far from Mexico as one can get in the U.S. It's probably why the proprietor can avoid the Tex-Mex trap.

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ZiggyStardust — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 17:08:39 EDT

PS, for Emily's eyes only: You're pretty.

ZiggyStardust

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ZiggyStardust — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 17:08:11 EDT

I am going to have to look into this yoga thing.

(GAYKER, eh? Does this mean we get a week of Momo?)

ZiggyStardust

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TheBigDoggy — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 17:05:52 EDT

I'm in love.

TheBigDoggy

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the_mayoress — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 17:05:06 EDT

(okay, so what are we going to do while emily is gone? send tons of snail mail to gawker HQ? switch around all her furniture? drink?)

the_mayoress

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of_clem — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 17:04:34 EDT

Have a good week! I'm blinded now! K thnx!

of_clem

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AndYourLittleDogToo — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 17:02:44 EDT

If I smoked weed everyday, my thighs would be twice the size of yours. Oh wait--they are. Boo.

AndYourLittleDogToo

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jse82 — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 17:01:25 EDT

Have a great time in Maine, Emily. Its the greatest place in the world.

jse82

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hhpeterson13 — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:59:18 EDT

Emily, you're rockin' that Double-A suit like nobody's business! However, you flip the bird like my mom. Gotta make the 'nads more pronounced to make it go to 11.

hhpeterson13

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Pope John Peeps II — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:59:15 EDT

@Mary Mouse: An armlet of cherries on the upper right arm. Still there.

Pope John Peeps II

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ellagood — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:58:22 EDT

christ. that's the body you get from smoking weed? (i mean, you JUST quit).

i'm inhaling the wrong drug.

ps - don't ever even joke about julia subbing again. we have a cock posting now, we don't need a cocksucker (and i don't mean that in the good choire/momo way).

ellagood

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Steverino — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:57:07 EDT

Awesome. You look ready to drop a verse on a Peaches track.

Steverino

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Pope John Peeps II — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:54:48 EDT

Way to juxtapose this with Jezebel's "can you masturbate with other people around" post. That's just a full-on smoked ham of "fuck you".

Pope John Peeps II

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Mary Mouse — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:53:38 EDT

Pardon my mentioning it, but don't you have tattoos, Emily? Where did they go?

Mary Mouse

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Nard — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:52:48 EDT

Wait. Someone just told me how to do this. OK, here goes.

Baby, those must be space pants, 'cause your ass is outta this world. Wanna get some fries?

Nard

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ToadAway — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:52:20 EDT

@the cajun boy: More like .05%, but yeah, well done Gryffindor. This has to be the fastest, best-managed rebound from a highly public breakup in the history of the minor interweb celebrity. Thanks for thinking of us/flipping us off, Emily, & have a swell interlude.

ToadAway

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DorothyMantooth — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:51:51 EDT

@Sally Tomato: M'dear if I had a free line to Krasinski, I'm afraid I wouldn't be spamming him with piccies of our Em, luverly as she is.

(And the American Apparel ads that I would channel in my picspam might be even... pervier. If you know what I'm sayin'...)

DorothyMantooth

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earlytimezone — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:50:56 EDT

Mike in mosquito-ey New Hampshire wishes you a great trip to that Other State. No, not Vermont.

earlytimezone

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tammyfey — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:49:21 EDT

Is that the cover of Peaches' new album?

tammyfey

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sheistolerable — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:49:20 EDT

awww . . . so gorgeous, so funny and so feminist. aloha, or whatever they say up north!

sheistolerable

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karion — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:48:01 EDT

Bravo, Emily, that took balls. Brass balls.

karion

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NotAndersonCooper — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:47:30 EDT

@the cajun boy:
boner doner here.

AWESOMIST, WHERE THE F ARE YOU. YOU CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU'RE MISSING!

NotAndersonCooper

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actorpull — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:47:19 EDT

@benmaimon: Emily looks like a very pleasant woman.

actorpull

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InfoEd — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:46:51 EDT

Are one pieces back? How 1981 retro!

InfoEd

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Maxwell3.0 — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:46:05 EDT

This is totally a giant "This is what you'll never again get to touch" message to the ex, yes? If so, well done! If you were my ex-girlfriend I'd be miserable as all fuck now. As it is you've just made my Friday afternoon.

Maxwell3.0

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Dusty in the Wind — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:45:46 EDT

Ehhh... not such a flattering pic... I'm sorry to say. Now, if I'd been able to art direct...

But I'm still yours for the taking. So please don't let yourself get fondled in Maine.

It's pretty lame up there anyway.

Dusty in the Wind

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benmaimon — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:44:36 EDT

Jimmy Kimmel's probably eating his kishkes out.

benmaimon

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actorpull — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:44:04 EDT

All this is missing is a guy in a mall-bought polo biting your left boob.

actorpull

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Audif Jackson Winters III — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:43:57 EDT

Who the fuck was the moron who broke up with you?

Audif Jackson Winters III

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the cajun boy — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:43:56 EDT

the hetero male demographic of gawker, a mere 5% of the total audience if i was forced to venture a guess, collectively just found their new screensaver.

the cajun boy

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TheOtherOtherGuy — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:41:49 EDT

Look at Emily, all disenchanted and--fuck it, those legs are gorge.

TheOtherOtherGuy

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BadUncle — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:40:25 EDT

Wow. Utterly Bone-o-genic.

BadUncle

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TimesSquared — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:40:19 EDT

We are not worthy.

TimesSquared

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DonPardoCalrissian — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:40:07 EDT

If you drive up the coast (I assume you're going to MDI) stop at Moody's in Waldoboro. If you go inland go to A1 in Gardiner. Or if you prefer the windowside service at Fat Boy in Brunswick you may see Chris Elliott and his family. This concludes today's segment of Cheap, Greasy Eats of High Quality in America's Only Legitimate State.

DonPardoCalrissian

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I Don't Get It — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:38:40 EDT

If you put this photo on your Facebook page, I think you will blow your shot of ever becoming Miss New York.

I Don't Get It

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Mary Mouse — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:37:43 EDT

Barely safe for work, but I love you for doing it.

Mary Mouse

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TedSez — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:36:11 EDT

I don't care how high the terror alert is, they should still let you wear some clothes when you go through the airport.

TedSez

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Sally Tomato — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:35:56 EDT

@DorothyMantooth: Send it to Krasinski! Send it to Krasinski! Cardigans be dammed!

Sally Tomato

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LolCait — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:35:45 EDT

@mathnet: I liked that a lot, too.

LolCait

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Fishnets and Cigarettes — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:35:31 EDT

That guy you were with is an asshole. Go have some lobster, anonymous sex and many drinks.

Fishnets and Cigarettes

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the_mayoress — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:34:34 EDT

"it's okay, Mrs. Emily, your daughter is just asserting her independence in light of recent events. she'll be blowing through stuffed animals again in no time."

the_mayoress

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SpecialK — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:33:38 EDT

So now that you're single-ish, can we expect more cheesecake? Yum!

SpecialK

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mathnet — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:33:05 EDT

nervy b

mathnet

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LolCait — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:30:06 EDT

I said goodbye to All That years ago. And Roundhouse before it.

I mourn the latter, and dance upon the grave of the former.

LolCait

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DorothyMantooth — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:30:02 EDT

Where's the "How Ya Like Me Now, Krasinski?" tag?

DorothyMantooth

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adropp — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:29:55 EDT

I was thinking you were do for a vacation, when you were expressing your love for Park Slope. Enjoy!

adropp

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KarenUhOh — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:29:21 EDT

Oh lord I wanna see this.

KarenUhOh

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SarahHeartburn — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:29:05 EDT

Stunning. Go home and burn your blouses. Lycra is your best friend. Maine won't know what hit it.

SarahHeartburn

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Harry_Greek — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:28:47 EDT

"save her relationship"?

You have your choice of prime beef right here baby!!

::grabs own crotch::

Harry_Greek

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whoneedslight — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:28:18 EDT

Is that really an American Apparel? It looks waaaaaay cuter than in the ads. Who knew?

whoneedslight