Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet - Gawker Comments

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

Sebaceous — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 16:49:22 EDT

...but she didn't even mention that Jack Black was there!

Sebaceous

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

RollsRoycehead-on — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 21:22:21 EDT

@slinkimalinki: Funny, it's because of the photos that I assume she's locked in a basement somewhere.

Where is Lizzie Grubman in reverse when you need her?

RollsRoycehead-on

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

slinkimalinki — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 19:22:01 EDT

if it weren't for the photos i'd swear she was locked in a basement somewhere.

slinkimalinki

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

bombed_pop — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 17:27:17 EDT

I stole her friend's cashmere sweater last Thursday at the bar. She spent the whole time complaining about how jezebel.com was trying to smear campaign Glamour bloggers. She had an irritating voice.
In honesty, the sweater was left on the chair and I took it home.

bombed_pop

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

the_mayoress — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 17:24:05 EDT

@Teabiscuit: they do? (packs bag, exits)

the_mayoress

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

Teabiscuit — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 16:16:00 EDT

She doesn't really blog, though. She just mentions the names of events, products, and PR agencies; it's essentially an infomercial, without any production values. Also strange that there are never any attractive people in any of her event photographers, but that's closer to reality -- in the hamptons cougars outnumber kittens by a huge margin.

Teabiscuit

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

LolCait — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 15:13:30 EDT

@GeorgeBabbitt: I generally don't watch the movies I write.

LolCait

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

GeorgeBabbitt — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 15:03:07 EDT

@LolCait: So I take it you skipped Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm then?

GeorgeBabbitt

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

the_mayoress — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:52:07 EDT

@josh speed: people with real money won't marry bloggers. threat to the family. she will end up with a low-level finance guy, or more likely, have her quarterlife crisis and move back to from whence she came and marry some douche from college.

the_mayoress

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

josh speed — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:49:10 EDT

@vandusen: ...hey, O'Connell comes out smiling! he just married Rebecca Romijn last weekend...

josh speed

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

vandusen — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:40:53 EDT

"...After the third date with Ms. Shelasky, Jerry O'connell promtly returned to his 'Stand By Me' size and made himself gay."

vandusen

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

Curse_of_NursePornstein — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:38:45 EDT

@josh speed:

Best address that question to the definitive expert, Julia Alison.

Curse_of_NursePornstein

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

vandusen — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:38:04 EDT

"...After the third date

vandusen

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

scarcat — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:36:20 EDT

@Colonel Mustard: would that it were so. "They float, they all float...".

scarcat

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

LolCait — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:35:37 EDT

@GeorgeBabbitt: It's true. Though, I haven't seen him in anything recently, so he may as well be dead.

LolCait

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

mathnet — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:35:12 EDT

@Koala325: Clearasilly you're trying to be Proactiv.

mathnet

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

koala325 — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:31:24 EDT

What was the music pumping? And will she also be writing about the ultimate 'zit' clique?

koala325

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

depardoo — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:29:29 EDT

How many yards of fabric does "bolting" out a ballad entail?

depardoo

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

Colonel Mustard — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:27:09 EDT

The 'It' clique is comprised solely of an evil clown whispering, "Everyone floats in the Hamptons..."

Colonel Mustard

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

Hortense de Beauharnais — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:25:38 EDT

I am irritated by the fact that insecure freaks feel the need to imagine that "The Hamptons" are an elite club. They are the reason that it sucks.

Hortense de Beauharnais

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

GeorgeBabbitt — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:23:56 EDT

@LolCait: Rumors of Dom DeLuise's death have been greatly inflated.

GeorgeBabbitt

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

hugomania — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:19:05 EDT

Emily -- waste of font and space. Stop it...although you gave me a good laugh with the photo. She could be the postergirl for Hampton Horrorfest.

hugomania

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

Doc Benway — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:18:03 EDT

Its a slow week at "Roll Your Own Celebutard"

Doc Benway

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

Pope John Peeps II — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:15:27 EDT

Vanessa Carlton? Wasn't she that young chick with the nice tits who maybe could play piano and hummed along with the Counting Crows to fucking murder a Joni Mitchell song.

(BTW. Posture, young lady. Posture. You can't say "HELLOOO, Feminism?" with a hump in your back and a stringy neck. Believe me. I tried it at my brother's bachelor party and all it got me was kicked in the sack. Kicked. In. The. Sack. Do you hear me Alyssa? Do you spend your hours on the elliptical hunched over the bars, leaking tears of self-doubt into Fitty's new vitamin water? No! You stand tall and proud while you leak tears of self-doubt into Fitty's new vitamin water!)

Pope John Peeps II

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

LeanOnSheena — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:12:47 EDT

@Ricky Roma: She's always missing something. A leg, a chin, a soul ...

LeanOnSheena

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

Smirk — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:12:41 EDT

I love her writing.

"She was radiant and real, bolting out ballads about heartbreak and, well, more heartbreak."

"All in all, a true Hamptons memory. Thanks, girl."

Ah, yes. A REAL Vanessa Carlton to go along with her TRUE memory of the event. Thank goodness her Total Recall injection wore off before she killed Vanessa Carlton/Sharon Stone and then blew up Mars.

Smirk

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

glitterati — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:12:07 EDT

although you berate alyssa shelasky for her (very poor) writing, you're making her more famous and date-able just by writing about her...

glitterati

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

Ha Ha Sound — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:09:39 EDT

The models were mesmerizing? It's true, I've been fascinated by their eloquent discussions of Schroedinger's Cat before, myself.

Ha Ha Sound

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

josh speed — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:04:30 EDT

C'mon, people! How many people does this woman have to blow before she can marry money, already? Social climbing and aspiring upwards must be exhausting.

josh speed

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

Ricky Roma — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:03:48 EDT

I love how she only has one leg in that picture. Either she's peeing on Fat Corey Feldman or the party had a pirate theme.

Ricky Roma

Alyssa Shelasky Is Still Blogging Up The Internet

LolCait — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 13:59:02 EDT

Pictured: Blogger Alyssa Shelasky parties it up with Dom DeLuise's ghost, a member of the 'It Clique.'

LolCait