<![CDATA[Beyonce's Florida Face Plant Is Looking So Crazy Right Now - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Beyonce's Florida Face Plant Is Looking So Crazy Right Now - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Beyonce's Florida Face Plant Is Looking So Crazy Right Now]]> I actually feel bad for Lindsay Lohan. She's basically like every junkie on the streets, except she doesn't have to turn tricks for her coke money.

lovely nigerienne

]]> <![CDATA[Beyonce's Florida Face Plant Is Looking So Crazy Right Now]]> I used to work for Tyra's new boyfriend. Douchebag insisted his coffee be brewed with Evian. I'm sure they will be happy together.

Enola ####

]]> <![CDATA[Beyonce's Florida Face Plant Is Looking So Crazy Right Now]]> @winowino: That's why this one hangs out with a "movie star" from Long Island. I guess you can take the girl out of the low-class burbs, etc., eh? (Pretty soon, with the momentum they're rocking, they'll be duetting in the corner next to Hudson News at Penn Station. THAT I'd pay to see, unlike Georgia Rule.)

Pangloss

]]> <![CDATA[Beyonce's Florida Face Plant Is Looking So Crazy Right Now]]> I hope that hip isn't irreplaceable.

cassandra

]]> <![CDATA[Beyonce's Florida Face Plant Is Looking So Crazy Right Now]]> @earlytimezone: that was pretty awesome. (you just have to take the period off the end of the url to get it to work.)

cdmunch

]]> <![CDATA[Beyonce's Florida Face Plant Is Looking So Crazy Right Now]]> WAIT. Socialites can't be from New Jersey. That's the biggest fucking oxymoron I've ever heard.

winowino

]]> <![CDATA[Beyonce's Florida Face Plant Is Looking So Crazy Right Now]]> She knows we are going to dis her on the internet--because our mamas didn't teach us better than that.

Steverino

]]> <![CDATA[Beyonce's Florida Face Plant Is Looking So Crazy Right Now]]> @KarenUhOh: Wait until you see her Darby Crash.

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[Beyonce's Florida Face Plant Is Looking So Crazy Right Now]]> This version is much better

[www.youtube.com]

AdverJRitch

]]> <![CDATA[Beyonce's Florida Face Plant Is Looking So Crazy Right Now]]> @Koala325: I don't think she was ready for that jelly.

josh speed

]]> <![CDATA[Beyonce's Florida Face Plant Is Looking So Crazy Right Now]]> @KarenUhOh: Rather, Courtney Love, no?

Pangloss

]]> <![CDATA[Beyonce's Florida Face Plant Is Looking So Crazy Right Now]]> @the_mayoress: You're reading more into that than I meant. I could have said "crap music" but I really like Prince.

earlytimezone

]]> <![CDATA[Beyonce's Florida Face Plant Is Looking So Crazy Right Now]]> Please. Beyonce stole that move from Sid Vicious.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Beyonce's Florida Face Plant Is Looking So Crazy Right Now]]> @earlytimezone: "black pop" - really? what year is it??

@Pangloss: my favorite is: "the part during /before her fall, isnt sung.. it never is, never has been at any of her many ring the alarm live performances.. only beyonce fans will know this.. beyonce does not sing her choruses, she sings her verses and then sings over playback/backing singers singing chorus--which are constant beatlines, with more elaborate runs and notes...if anyone knew anything about live performances/music today, they would know that they are made up of many aspects..video, computerised playback and live bands, and singers all coming together in sync to give a brilliant performance."

well thank you, professor beyonce!!

the_mayoress

]]> <![CDATA[Beyonce's Florida Face Plant Is Looking So Crazy Right Now]]> @maevemealone: My favorite part is when he crouches real low and gets ready for an insane Prince solo, but one sour chord clangs out and falls flat to the stage. And his unearthly screech sounding all drugged up.

earlytimezone

]]> <![CDATA[Beyonce's Florida Face Plant Is Looking So Crazy Right Now]]> Best comment on that video: "my baby BEYONCE i love u so much!! and you were so strong and u got up very fast!! good job!! keep doinq it big and i hope our not hurt!! ii love u!! take care && keep doinq it biq!! love u," by DATKiDFAZAD.

Honorary gold star of the day? Anyone? ... Anyone?

Pangloss

]]> <![CDATA[Beyonce's Florida Face Plant Is Looking So Crazy Right Now]]> @earlytimezone: Wow! That's the black version of Ashlee Simpson's jig except he took his clothes off and loved himself up on stage.

maevemealone

]]> <![CDATA[Beyonce's Florida Face Plant Is Looking So Crazy Right Now]]> It was destiny, child.

koala325

]]> <![CDATA[Beyonce's Florida Face Plant Is Looking So Crazy Right Now]]> @earlytimezone: Well, the link isn't working for some reason, but type "james brown and prince" into youtube and you'll see.

earlytimezone

]]> <![CDATA[Beyonce's Florida Face Plant Is Looking So Crazy Right Now]]> That was pretty classic, but the best piece of black pop meltdown remains this: [www.youtube.com] It must be shared with a discerning public.

earlytimezone

]]> <![CDATA[Beyonce's Florida Face Plant Is Looking So Crazy Right Now]]> @ellagood: She couldn't stop the momentum of that stuff whipping forward.

Valerie Flame

]]> <![CDATA[Beyonce's Florida Face Plant Is Looking So Crazy Right Now]]> finally gravity catches up with her.

i mean she wears at least, what, 35 lbs. of water buffalo weave, right?

ellagood

]]> <![CDATA[Beyonce's Florida Face Plant Is Looking So Crazy Right Now]]> In frame 367 Beyonce's neck jerks back and to the left. By frame 372 she in clutching her head and crumbling forward - all consistent with single assailant theory.

NotAndersonCooper

]]> <![CDATA[Beyonce's Florida Face Plant Is Looking So Crazy Right Now]]> Man, those guys at the Filipino prison can do ANYthing!

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Beyonce's Florida Face Plant Is Looking So Crazy Right Now]]> Poor Lindsay. That fucking Herbie. He's been out of control ever since "Herbie Goes Bananas" tanked.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Beyonce's Florida Face Plant Is Looking So Crazy Right Now]]> At this rate, she'll be fucking Conrad Black in the recreation yard in two months.

Pope John Peeps II

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