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@<a href="#c1988427">MisterHippity</a>: more people would
appreciate that one but, being culturally illiterate, I had to have
someone explain it to me. Oh well. "What a piece of work is Posh!"
still makes me giggle. </p> <p>shesaidwhat</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/news/gold-star-motel/crumple-face-cry-283312.php#c1988099">shesaidwhat</A>: Aw, thanks. Good to know somebody appreciated that.</P>
<P>Next time, I'll have to try something by Chekhov -- you know, like "Aye, captain, shields at 80 percent."</P> <p>MisterHippity</p>]]></description>
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Oovy's post was hilarious but I'm sorry that <a href="#c1944674">MisterHippity</a>'s Shakespearean homage to Posh was overlooked.  <br>
 </p> <p>shesaidwhat</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/news/gold-star-motel/crumple-face-cry-283312.php#c1986246">grandmoffbastard</A>: If that was for me (via sweet LOLCait), then thank you. And if not, then thank you.</P> <p>mathnet</p>]]></description>
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I'm still laughing at DonPardo's comment, and I'm not even sure I get it.</p> <p>Colonel Mustard</p>]]></description>
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@<a href="#c1985782">LolCait</a>: I agree.  That one  made me spit diet coke out my nose.  </p> <p><a href="http://craftsofthedamned.blogspot.com">Fishnets and Cigarettes</a></p>]]></description>
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Okay, I'm Auf!  Love y'all. Have great weekends.</p> <p><a href="http://damegomes.blogspot.com">LolCait</a></p>]]></description>
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@<a href="#c1986254">sexbot</a>: Splendid idea.  I'll meet you in the Gawker bedroom, which is full of teddy bears and cottage cheese.</p> <p><a href="http://damegomes.blogspot.com">LolCait</a></p>]]></description>
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@<a href="#c1986161">LolCait</a>: Let's all have sex!</p> <p>sexbot</p>]]></description>
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@<a href="#c1986161">LolCait</a>: True!</p>
<p>
Wow, between this and the repairman showing up to fix the window a few minutes ago after four no-shows, this is hands down the best hour of the year for me.</p> <p>Moff</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/news/gold-star-motel/crumple-face-cry-283312.php#c1985704">lululemming</A>: </P>
<P>So THAT'S what they're calling it these days?</P> <p>bimbassa</p>]]></description>
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Also, let's give Mathnet some love.  She's punderful.</p> <p><a href="http://damegomes.blogspot.com">LolCait</a></p>]]></description>
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@<a href="#c1985782">LolCait</a>: I second that COMPLETELY!</p> <p>sexbot</p>]]></description>
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Good job, commenters. But let's also thank our Jewish-ish bloggers for amassing their contractually obligated 12 daily items. A lot is forgiven if you're actually funny!</p> <p>TedSez</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/news/gold-star-motel/crumple-face-cry-283312.php#c1985910">ascot-revival</A>: That first sentence really didn't make much sense. On account of still being blinded/confused, of course.</P> <p>ascot-revival</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Reading all 5 gold star comments section at once is like staring into the sun. Because it is a sun. Or like one. I'm just confused/blinded by the brilliance of it all. </P> <p>ascot-revival</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/news/gold-star-motel/crumple-face-cry-283312.php#c1985704">lululemming</A>: Oh, I just got that! Eeeeeeeew!!! <BR>Congrats to all! </P> <p>PimpMyCouch</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>These were uniformly great from the uniformly great.</P>
<P>Jeez, Cait, take a week off, willya?</P> <p>KarenUhOh</p>]]></description>
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@<a href="#c1985782">LolCait</a>: Aw, thx! </p> <p>Diglett</p>]]></description>
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That's like a commenter All Star Team. But Karen's in front of a Congressional Subcommittee, taking the 5th about the use of controlled substances among the commenter community.</p> <p><a href="http://clarencerosario.blogspot.com/">Clarence Rosario</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>congratulations, kids! now go outside and let the sun and wind blow some of that office stink off you. have a great weekend...</P> <p>josh speed</p>]]></description>
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I'm happy for Oovy.  That comment was beautiful.</p> <p><a href="http://damegomes.blogspot.com">LolCait</a></p>]]></description>
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"Cottage cheese"? "Fridge"? </p>
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"Leftover taco", consider your euphemism crown USURPED.</p>
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HO HO! HA HA!</p> <p>HowDareThey</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Thomas Pynchon was right on on count, though! Singlefier for men:</P>
<P>- Emily Gould desktop background.<BR></P> <p><a href="http://www.davidwarrendeathwatch.blogspot.com">Pope John Peeps II</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P><I>"Eat the lite cottage cheese from a single lady's fridge."</I> Jesus. If ever I wished I was the overly-literal type....</P> <p><a href="http://trifective.blogspot.com">lululemming</a></p>]]></description>
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