<![CDATA[The Bancrofts Were Totally Outgunned - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Bancrofts Were Totally Outgunned - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Bancrofts Were Totally Outgunned]]> @Choire: Wait, shit, I just thought of something. "Jury duty" isn't code for "Promises", is it?

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[The Bancrofts Were Totally Outgunned]]> Balk is just the type of person I'd want to fill my jury box.

Curse_of_NursePornstein

]]> <![CDATA[The Bancrofts Were Totally Outgunned]]> I always thought Balk would be more likely to end up on the stand than in the jury box.

cassandra

]]> <![CDATA[The Bancrofts Were Totally Outgunned]]> @Choire: What's the benefits package like? I'm adept at blogging, I've got a ton of initiative, I'm a team player, and motivated to drink as much as Balk.

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[The Bancrofts Were Totally Outgunned]]> @KarenUhOh: What the fuck good is an anthropomorphized cock otherwise?

TheLorax

]]> <![CDATA[The Bancrofts Were Totally Outgunned]]> I blog! I blog good. @Choire: I kinda think he'd be amazing on jury duty. Someone would say "This guy's obviously guilty of rape", and then Balk would pipe up "Well, yah it's rape. But it's not like... Braunstein-style rape. Chill out, sweetcakes."

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[The Bancrofts Were Totally Outgunned]]> @lucio: I don't see why he doesn't just leave My Cock down there. As a stand-in.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[The Bancrofts Were Totally Outgunned]]> @Choire:

The world works in mysterious ways. He was so happy when the Conrad Black trial was over...

Astro-Nom

]]> <![CDATA[The Bancrofts Were Totally Outgunned]]> It's just that the voir dire has dragged on two days? I do want him judgin mai crimes. But I don't think most lawyers do. Smart people, you know, too many opinions. He won't be seated. Impossible. Isn't it so, Karen?

TheLorax

]]> <![CDATA[The Bancrofts Were Totally Outgunned]]> @IBentMyWookie: Wow, you just made me want to strangle myself dead! Is there any worse document in the world than a resume? I'm including the 1040EZ here.

Choire

]]> <![CDATA[The Bancrofts Were Totally Outgunned]]> @Catastro-Nom: Jury farging duty. Can you imagine? Do you want him all ON YR JURY, JUDGIN YR CRIMES?
@KarenUhOh: Circle-jerk of vituperation, activate!

Choire

]]> <![CDATA[The Bancrofts Were Totally Outgunned]]> @Choire:
Ooh, yes let's do tradesies!
I'll blog and you can review resumes all day. Do a shot every time you read the words "adept at [insert name of software program]" or "motivated", "team-player", or "initiative."
You'll have alcohol poisoning within the hour.

Hmm, sounds more like a job for Balk...

IBentMyWookie

]]> <![CDATA[The Bancrofts Were Totally Outgunned]]> @Choire: Love to help you. But I'm kind of busy trying to arrange a three-day weekend around Ted Turner's schedule. Oh, and, you know, vituperating and shit.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[The Bancrofts Were Totally Outgunned]]> @Choire:

Did Balk finally walk out?

Astro-Nom

]]> <![CDATA[The Bancrofts Were Totally Outgunned]]> @KarenUhOh: Does anyone want a job blogging? It's hot, and I'm too lazy to make coffee. Sorta feeling done for the day?

Choire

]]> <![CDATA[The Bancrofts Were Totally Outgunned]]> @Choire: From the Latin, "We're fucked."

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[The Bancrofts Were Totally Outgunned]]> @Catastro-Nom: Right? I love how Christopher Bancroft took such a principled stance, then it turned out he was just holding out for News Corp to pay his bills.

cassandra

]]> <![CDATA[The Bancrofts Were Totally Outgunned]]> @KarenUhOh: Two dirty words here today: VOIR DIRE.

Choire

]]> <![CDATA[The Bancrofts Were Totally Outgunned]]> @Choire: I'm sure Ed Butler will finish his next e-mail within a half hour or so.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[The Bancrofts Were Totally Outgunned]]> @Catastro-Nom: >They treated this whole thing like good ol' Rupe woke up one morning and said, "I have a whole lot of money...What can I buy today?"<

Actually, that's exactly how it happened. But I think it was more like, "Smithers, I have a whole lot of money...What can I buy today?" / "How about the Wall Street Journal, sir?" / "Excellent."

GorgeousGeorge

]]> <![CDATA[The Bancrofts Were Totally Outgunned]]> They treated this whole thing like good ol' Rupe woke up one morning and said, "I have a whole lot of money...What can I buy today?"

The investors outside of the family who thought this was a great idea and the advisors who were paid to say this was a great idea deserve any karmic retribution coming to them more than R.O.B.

Astro-Nom

]]> <![CDATA[The Bancrofts Were Totally Outgunned]]> @ModestProposal: Oh, you should be careful what you wish for....

Choire

]]> <![CDATA[The Bancrofts Were Totally Outgunned]]> It's to the point where I'd rather see a post on Julia Allison than another post about the Bancrofts/Rupert/Dow Jones.

I haven't cared this little about a story since Barbaro was headed to the glue factory

ModestProposal

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