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This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

MadameEducatrix — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 23:08:25 EDT

@Seeräuber Jenny: Got it. Excellent album.

MadameEducatrix

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

Seeräuber Jenny — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 23:31:53 EDT

@MadameEducatrix:

Hoppla! :-)

I like Ute Lemper's version, but prefer those by Gisela May and Lotte Lenya.

Below is my favorite Ute Lemper album. It's a collection of German cabaret songs, many of which were suppressed by the Nazis:

[www.amazon.com]

There's an English-language version, which I also own, but I don't see it right now.

I think I will try to see the Spiegeltent show.

Seeräuber Jenny

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

MadameEducatrix — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 00:39:28 EDT

@Seeräuber Jenny: Hey Jenny! Totally off topic, but Ute Lemper sang your song last Tuesday night at Spiegeltent. I thought of you.

The punning may resume.

MadameEducatrix

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

josh speed — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 10:05:05 EDT

@mathnet: The palm tree had better stop being so g-ddamn smug, or it's going to find itself in a heart of palm salad.

josh speed

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

Seeräuber Jenny — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 00:06:18 EDT

@Aatom:

Oh, stop being such a pain in the Maideneck!

Seeräuber Jenny

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

mathnet — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 23:18:16 EDT

"No shit, you're Amish? I thought. . .Hey! Let me wear your hat and I'll make us a great seafood sausage."

mathnet

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

fileunder — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 22:12:41 EDT

"i came this close to becoming a dish of tong po pork at this joint in chinatown.'

fileunder

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

NotAndersonCooper — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 20:22:45 EDT

Yikes!

NotAndersonCooper

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

el smrtmnky — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 19:53:36 EDT

but why is sideshow bob so tall?

el smrtmnky

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

MadameEducatrix — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 19:10:38 EDT

@Colonel Mustard: Look, Mustard, you go your way, and I'll golem-ine

MadameEducatrix

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

TedSez — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 18:16:58 EDT

Silly rabbi, pigs aren't for yids.

TedSez

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

mathnet — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 18:02:20 EDT

You know what brings us all together? CURLS! We wanna have pun.

mathnet

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

Colonel Mustard — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:57:49 EDT

@mathnet: I see what you did there, and it's brilliant.

@MadameEducatrix: Gimel a break! You've got a latke nerve asking for special treatment.

Colonel Mustard

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

Moff — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:56:23 EDT

@mathnet: After Effects? You mean "refractory period"?

Moff

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

mathnet — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:55:35 EDT

@MadameEducatrix: Things are getting Elizabeth heated.

mathnet

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

MadameEducatrix — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:54:14 EDT

@mathnet: Asher, Lev me alone, will ya?

MadameEducatrix

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

mathnet — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:54:06 EDT

@grandmoffbastard: It's a schmear campaign!

My temples. I'm still experiencing the After Effects of viewing your 'Toos photo.

mathnet

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mathnet — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:50:51 EDT

Potok about sensitive.

mathnet

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

mathnet — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:50:33 EDT

@MadameEducatrix: Chaim just kidding.

mathnet

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

mathnet — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:49:57 EDT

@Colonel Mustard: Suck it. GET IT?!

mathnet

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

Moff — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:48:50 EDT

OK, OK. Everybody kiss and Maccabee up.

Moff

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

MadameEducatrix — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:43:47 EDT

@mathnet: Must you drag the Jews through Talmud that way?

MadameEducatrix

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Colonel Mustard — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:36:47 EDT

@mathnet: My blood is moheling, now. I'm rabbinic with anger!

Colonel Mustard

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

Colonel Mustard — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:34:05 EDT

@LolCait: You too, you've earned it. Can't wait to see how that Gehenna rinse turns out!

Colonel Mustard

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mathnet — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:33:49 EDT

@Colonel Mustard: I'm sorry, Colonel. Torah good sport.

mathnet

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mathnet — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:32:48 EDT

@LolCait: You're leaving me out here with Colonel Mustard? Fuck Jews.

mathnet

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LolCait — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:30:05 EDT

@BaconCat: Sadly true. But really, this is just for kishkas.

Okay, I'm auf! Haifa a great weekend everybody.

LolCait

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

mathnet — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:29:31 EDT

@BaconCat: As would you be, BaconCat.

mathnet

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

BaconCat — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:28:18 EDT

You would all be going to hell if jews believed in it.

BaconCat

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

Colonel Mustard — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:22:51 EDT

@mathnet: Quit Abrahamming it up. I'm sick of your pork-barrel politicking!

Colonel Mustard

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

mathnet — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:17:43 EDT

@LolCait: SOMEthing. The Tribe, and the stench, have spoken.

mathnet

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LolCait — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:15:11 EDT

@mathnet: Must you always complain? I think they just need an Israeli flag or something Terezinstadt tree there.

LolCait

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

Aatom — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:14:19 EDT

alright, I'm out of here. I need a drink. I'm tired of being Sobibor.

Aatom

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

mathnet — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:12:33 EDT

@LolCait: Not short enough for me though. Oy, the heat on those two pigs. Auschwitz, schwitz, schwitz.

mathnet

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

Moff — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:11:05 EDT

@LolCait: Good God. Are you guys collaborating on these before posting?

Moff

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

LolCait — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:09:12 EDT

@mathnet: Oh, I love that show. But last season was so short. Treblinka and you missed it.

LolCait

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

MsMuffinMcGuffin — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:08:20 EDT

"Reform Judaism is looking pretty good about now."

MsMuffinMcGuffin

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

mathnet — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:07:21 EDT

This week on "Holocaust Survivor. . ."

mathnet

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

mathnet — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:06:16 EDT

Did Bivalve Curious actually pencil in the those waves before bringing in the big Sharpie guns?

mathnet

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

LolCait — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:05:19 EDT

@gonzosmom: Yeah, like someone gave me a conch on the noggin.

LolCait

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

mathnet — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:04:50 EDT

The palm tree cannot wait to see what the rabbi does.

mathnet

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

Moff — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:02:33 EDT

Even more so than with the bivalve one, you could just leave the caption off this one. Their faces say it all.

Moff

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

gonzosmom — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:01:03 EDT

This gave me a haddock.

gonzosmom

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

Jack S — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:00:12 EDT

A five pointed starfish? Oy, a schande!

But wow, this one is really good.

Jack S

This Faux New Yorker Cartoon Has A Rabbi

thepulse — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 16:57:55 EDT

I protest! This is far too "gettable" and actually funny to be faux New Yorker.

thepulse