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This Faux 'New Yorker' Cartoon Will Blow Your Mind Away

Debussy Fields — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 09:41:09 EDT

@INAHANDBASKET: Roger Wade- he was played by Sterling Hayden. "BALLS, BABY, BALLS!"
He was impotent.

Debussy Fields

This Faux 'New Yorker' Cartoon Will Blow Your Mind Away

HeyThatsMyBike — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 09:29:07 EDT

Maybe at the end of it we should add a "SUCK MY WEEEENIEEEE!! SUCK IT!!!" for good measure.

HeyThatsMyBike

This Faux 'New Yorker' Cartoon Will Blow Your Mind Away

depardoo — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 08:44:57 EDT

He is kneeling in deferens to the two ladies.

depardoo

This Faux 'New Yorker' Cartoon Will Blow Your Mind Away

kurtswarm — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 07:50:14 EDT

Is it me or do you feel like singing "balls balls balls..." to the tune of "Spam Spam Spam Spam..."

kurtswarm

This Faux 'New Yorker' Cartoon Will Blow Your Mind Away

KarenUhOh — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 07:35:11 EDT

Nuts.

KarenUhOh

This Faux 'New Yorker' Cartoon Will Blow Your Mind Away

The Default Attorney — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 02:59:27 EDT

This is actually anatomically correct. The one on the left is larger and lower to the ground.

I saw what must have been the inspiration for this take place outside the W. 4th Street exit.

The Default Attorney

This Faux 'New Yorker' Cartoon Will Blow Your Mind Away

slinkimalinki — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 00:49:14 EDT

@fivehole: ok, lets not go nads about it.

slinkimalinki

This Faux 'New Yorker' Cartoon Will Blow Your Mind Away

fivehole — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 23:11:26 EDT

@mathnet: they are rather sacreligious.

fivehole

This Faux 'New Yorker' Cartoon Will Blow Your Mind Away

mathnet — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 20:55:46 EDT

@slinkimalinki: You're right, they do hit below the belt.

mathnet

This Faux 'New Yorker' Cartoon Will Blow Your Mind Away

slinkimalinki — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 20:33:53 EDT

@mathnet: these puns are diabolical!

slinkimalinki

This Faux 'New Yorker' Cartoon Will Blow Your Mind Away

ellagood — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 20:23:42 EDT

that crabby "shoebox" chick looks fucking fabulous.

ellagood

This Faux 'New Yorker' Cartoon Will Blow Your Mind Away

MadameEducatrix — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 19:34:17 EDT

@mathnet: ...his recurring ejaculations of "Balls!" was terribly inappropriate in pubic.

MadameEducatrix

This Faux 'New Yorker' Cartoon Will Blow Your Mind Away

mathnet — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 18:28:37 EDT

@earlytimezone: Helen and Sylvia were torn. Seemed like a nice enough fellatio but. . .

mathnet

This Faux 'New Yorker' Cartoon Will Blow Your Mind Away

mathnet — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 18:24:27 EDT

@Colonel Mustard: I know! It's nutsack!

mathnet

This Faux 'New Yorker' Cartoon Will Blow Your Mind Away

Colonel Mustard — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 18:22:15 EDT

Everyone sure is teste today.

Colonel Mustard

This Faux 'New Yorker' Cartoon Will Blow Your Mind Away

earlytimezone — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 18:22:07 EDT

It's nice to see Gary Larson has found a second career as a raving lunatic.

earlytimezone

This Faux 'New Yorker' Cartoon Will Blow Your Mind Away

DorothyMantooth — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 18:05:14 EDT

@Helman: It's the result of a cathartic exercise suggested by Mischa Barton's therapist after her painful break-up from Cisco Adler.

DorothyMantooth

This Faux 'New Yorker' Cartoon Will Blow Your Mind Away

Tulletilsynet — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 17:57:10 EDT

@Helman: "Balls" is Englandish for "bullshit", as in, "It's balls to say you get this joke".

Tulletilsynet

This Faux 'New Yorker' Cartoon Will Blow Your Mind Away

miss_msry — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 17:53:40 EDT

But are they Schweaty?

miss_msry

This Faux 'New Yorker' Cartoon Will Blow Your Mind Away

blogylonian — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 17:51:18 EDT

Anybody remember the author in "The Long Goodbye" with Elliot Gould?

blogylonian

This Faux 'New Yorker' Cartoon Will Blow Your Mind Away

TedSez — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 17:39:08 EDT

Wow, Andrés Cantor has really let himself go.

TedSez

This Faux 'New Yorker' Cartoon Will Blow Your Mind Away

therealgoogle — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 17:38:15 EDT

Is that young Emily and is that Jimmie Kimmel?

therealgoogle

This Faux 'New Yorker' Cartoon Will Blow Your Mind Away

therealgoogle — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 17:36:26 EDT

@Helman: It's about chanting "balls" to baffled ladies who just got off the tube

therealgoogle

This Faux 'New Yorker' Cartoon Will Blow Your Mind Away

friend_of_a_friend — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 17:35:13 EDT

@Helman: If someone needs to explain a faux 'New Yorker' cartoon to you, you shouldn't be reading the faux 'New Yorker'.

friend_of_a_friend

This Faux 'New Yorker' Cartoon Will Blow Your Mind Away

HeatherNumber1 — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 17:34:07 EDT

Hasn't anyone ever played the New Yorker Family Fun Game(TM)? Half the people playing write a one-liner, the other half make doodles. Then you scramble them and match them up, with hilarious results!

HeatherNumber1

This Faux 'New Yorker' Cartoon Will Blow Your Mind Away

depardoo — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 17:27:26 EDT

@Helman:

It's about balls.

depardoo

This Faux 'New Yorker' Cartoon Will Blow Your Mind Away

depardoo — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 17:26:00 EDT

I kin haz ballz?

depardoo

This Faux 'New Yorker' Cartoon Will Blow Your Mind Away

Helman — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 17:22:55 EDT

Can someone explain this to me? Seriously.

Helman

This Faux 'New Yorker' Cartoon Will Blow Your Mind Away

Sally Tomato — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 17:22:30 EDT

LOL Balls.

Sally Tomato

This Faux 'New Yorker' Cartoon Will Blow Your Mind Away

LolCait — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 17:21:42 EDT

Apparently the cast of "Miss Nelson Is Missing" incurred the anger/sorrow of ROB.

LolCait