<![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> omg i had to look up nate berkus too. hey gurl. im a bottom though. eeech.

clandestino

]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> It's because the Republicans stole all the Kinky Sex mojo. Everyone else is sort of forlorn and dejected.

Trai_Dep

]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> i am still trying to piece together the clip art with the subject matter. who are the rave kids and why are they upset about the decline of anal sex? are unicorns a plallic symbol? these kids look like they are going to a concert, not a gay orgy. or maybe it's the san diego pride parade!

SeaBassTian

]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> Why are people gloating?

Michael Musto has alerted us to a crisis.

laura_pinkstone

]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> Musto got it all wrong.

Maybe he's still riding his bicycle around town unaware that New Yorkers are bottoming for MTA sans lube.

Some of My Best Friends Are People

]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> Oh, puh-leez. It's all a front (so to speak).

@ellagood: My mother introduced me to Nate Berkus. And she's a power top.

AndIAmTellingYou

]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> Try living in Alabama.

gaynyernbama

]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> @IBentMyWookie: Believe it or not, we are just behind San Francisco in gays per capita. I just think Mormons are used to being fucked in the ass, so when they divorce their wives and leave their kids, it just comes naturally.

bitchyenglishmajor

]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> @bitchyenglishmajor:
The shortage of tops in Salt Lake City can be accounted for by the fact THAT IT'S SALT LAKE CITY.

IBentMyWookie

]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> Nobody wants to bottom? Oh please. Every place I have lived has been like Valley of the Bottoms.

Oh, and I love guys who try to pretend they are not. "I will bottom for the right guy" means "I will bottom for you if you have a dick."

Looker

]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> Hmm... We seem to have a shortage of tops here in Salt Lake City. And that's not just me talking. Perhaps we should set up some kind of exchange program?

bitchyenglishmajor

]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> The Fire Island conversations I'm not writing down:
- "I'm a top. Which means after an hour of foreplay and rubbing up against it you better have a condom ready."
- "House rules say no sex in the hot tub. But rules are meant to be broken."
- "I have coke dick. So fuck me."
- "I haven't been fucked in years. Gay years that is. As in, like, a week."
- "I usually don't get fucked, but that's such a nice cock."
etc.

(By the way, the concept of tops and bottoms is so pedestrian. Anyone claiming to be strictly one or the other is what I must say is one of limited ability and desire. Viva versatilité!)

rod

]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> @josh speed: Talks like a charmer, spells like a ree-tard.

josh speed

]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> @ellagood: Touché, prety lady. :-)

josh speed

]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> I think Michael Musto is missing the point: no one wants to go out back to split a cord of wood with him.

fortqueenmean

]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> @josh speed: anyone who IS Nate Berkus is a bottom.

ellagood

]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> My Cock will be very disheartened by this news.

depardoo

]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> I'm wondering who his sources are on this topic.

I used to know a pathological loon who sent celeb tips to Musto, and he printed them.

GothamTomato

]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> @fileunder: Oh meow, you!

josh speed

]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> Sucks to be him.

MsMuffinMcGuffin

]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> I feel like Blue States Lose alone kind of pokes a hole, so to speak, in this theory.

Aatom

]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> @josh speed:
would it be safe to say that holds true for a man that knows who Nate Berkus is?

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> @Cory: Hello! Feminism?!

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> @Cory: I found the link!

Who's On Top [nymag.com]

Cory

]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> I swear I read something a few months ago (here, even, maybe?) that tops were hard to find in New York because nobody wanted to actually do any work while having sex?

Cory

]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> Further evidence that Mystery is a bottom.

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> Wait. Michael Musto is a top?

contradicto

]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> Solely a heterosexual activity? Not around my house, it ain't.

Hello, sailor!

Elektra

]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> "This week's Dan Savage indicates that getting popped in the butt is solely a heterosexual activity now."

Whew. I was getting worried for a while there.

actorpull

]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> Any man wearing capri pants is a bottom. Carrying a Nate Berkus book? Bottom. Pinkie ring? Bottom.

josh speed

]]> <![CDATA[Michael Musto Mourns The Culture Of Rear Entry]]> Isn't that what meth is for?

depardoo

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