<![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> I read the Daily News for "Get Fuzzy." I love that evil cat. But as a "Sopranos" fan, I'm still trying to figure out who she was on the show. A commenter mentioned Artie Bucco - did she play his wife or the hostess at the restaurant? I honestly can't tell from that pic who she was on the show. Can anyone elaborate what character/episode?

jbk

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> Ambition is unattractive, the SJP of personality traits, and malethicism is no plus, but I read the article because I saw that hot picture.

DonPardoCalrissian

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> "oral adventure around every corner"?

Did no one else think this was funny?

fig

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> @ Ha Ha Sound

Ha! That's perfect! If I send some of my "special" photos, do I get a hefty advance as well?

Smirk

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> @shehatesme:

Thanks. Crappy day. I needed a pat.

depardoo

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> @depardoo: Fabulous!!

shehatesme

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> So, if she and Lockhart marry, she'll be Danyelle Steele?

depardoo

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> who cares. when was the last time one thought, "hmm, where should we eat tonight? i know, let's see what the Daily News recommends."

unless it's Scratch 'n Match Week - that paper is dead to me.

ellagood

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> She's Julia Allison's ass of the food world. Bitch has a moon pie face.

ElDub

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> @Smirk: Honestly, I wouldn't even bother with the book. Just send out the photos with a notes that says, "I can write". You should be fine.

Ha Ha Sound

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> You have to be able to write to be a food critic? Another career I have to strike off my dream job list.

yellojkt

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> People are just way too liberal with the word 'hot' these days.

ConnPossible

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> @bitchyenglishmajor: The kid on that show never struck me as particularly straight. I guess he could have programmed her to peg.

Nard

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> Well, here's to her getting food poisoning, alot.

ils vont

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> @ HA HA SOUND "Ah come on, she's attractive. Who cares if she can write? It's a well known rule that attractive people in New York deserve all the success they can get. I, for one, wish her well."

Is that how it works? Then next time I'm sending out query letters for my book I'll just throw in a couple of 8" x 10" glossies instead...

Smirk

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> Attractive? Seriously? Did I miss the memo, is ugly the new black?

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> If she fits the Allison mold, can we look forward to an average of 20 posts a week about her?

earlytimezone

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> @Darienlake: Is that video on the level or a SNL outtake? And what's with the 'theme song'? It sounds like the keyboard player fell off his stool at the end.

MissCast

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> I don't trust a skinny food critic.

VoxPopuli

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> She's OK-looking, I guess, by the lame attractiveness standards of newspaper hacks. Tough for me to get past her Belmont Stakes-worthy shnozola.

TheBigDoggy

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> @Darienlake:

I'm also old and bitter.

gonzosmom

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> @LolCait: Someone told me that kid was played by Billy Corgan. I researched it and no, it wasn't him. But yeah, I could totally have seen him programming Vicki to satisfy him sexually. What straight kid wouldn't?

bitchyenglishmajor

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> I'm with Baduncle on this. Might "ethically limber" appear on a Gawker T-shirt?

Smitros

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> If you're like me (ie a little colder, a little sadder knowing that this person is being paid by a newspaper to write *anything*), you'll want to leave this video playing in a loop as your y2k+7 suicide note.

Darienlake

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> She played Misty Giaculo in one episode of "The Sopranos." If Artie Bucco can write a cookbook, why can't she be a restaurant critic?

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> I'm getting really tired of the Blank-Girl/Grrrl moniker. I mean Restaurant Girl? Snore. I'd be much more likely to read "Bitch What Eats the Foods".

Diglett

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> One glance at that photo and I hear "Wicked Game" playing in my head. This could be the start of something.

ascot-revival

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> @bitchyenglishmajor: I'm convinced they had to cancel that show because the kid, Jamie, was getting older and the producers didn't want to deal with the obvious fact that he would most likely reprogram Vicki to do untoward things to him in the still of night.

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> Didn't Choire butter Bruni's buns a while back? I know I'll probably get executed for talking about this but I want to know all the juicy details. I love that man...

Also, Restaurant Girl's commentary on cuisine is about as intellegent as Julia Allison's commentary on politics.

friend_of_a_friend

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> @LolCait: My brother had a crush on Vicki when we were younger. Now that I am older and I realize how many people fuck robotic items, it's not so creepy.

bitchyenglishmajor

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> Josh, you regularly turn a mellifluous phrase. But "ethically limber" is my new favorite.

BadUncle

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> @GorgeousGeorge: You're gonna live the good life yet.

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> So what'd she eat to get her to make that face? Do not want.

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> @LolCait: Funny you should say that, because I actually insist on carrying around a pocket-sized casette player and playing the opening theme to 'Mr. Belvedere' every time I walk into a room. Or, I should say, every time I dropkick my jacket as I walk in the door.

GorgeousGeorge

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> Restaurant column hot.

nevin

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> It's about time you came up with someone to compete in the JA over-exposed category. Nice job.

NYMinute

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> I imagine Danyelle and Brielle's lives to be a constant loop of the opening to 'Laverne & Shirley,' only not funny and definitely more sad. So, scratch that. I imagine Danyelle and Brielle's lives to be a constant loop of the opening to 'Small Wonder.'

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> It's getting to the point where clicking on the "Julia Allison" tag is going to crash your fucking database.

SlightlyLessDeliciousNoise

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> Ah come on, she's attractive. Who cares if she can write? It's a well known rule that attractive people in New York deserve all the success they can get. I, for one, wish her well.

Ha Ha Sound

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> Danyelle, do you have a tede bayer on your bed?

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA['Restaurant Girl' Claws Her Way From Blogger To Food Critic]]> Tagging this article "Julia Allison" was key, because the subtext dripped from this post like port-wine-reduction sauce from Frank Bruni's mouth, or 'Alfredo' sauce from Julia's.

GorgeousGeorge

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