Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs - Gawker Comments

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

northernlights — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 18:33:23 EDT

I'm more interested in George and Brad. Saw a pic where Brad positively glows in George's presence!

My point is: There is such a scarcity of love on this planet. Kudos to those who find it. Hope they don't let anyone rob them of their inalienable right to love!

I've seen macho men love each other. Throughout history, that love has been lauded. Only recently, have i noted that for a man to love another man is not acceptable. That is utter nonsense!

LOVE MUST TRIUMPH!

northernlights

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

Trackback — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:09:00 EDT

Food fan and chronic kitchen helper Jake Gyllenhaal, while not putting his acting career on the back burner, plans to open an organic restaurant with his chef pal (and onetime rumored boyfriend), Chris Fischer, as soon as a space is found. The partners are looking at real estate in Los Angeles.

Trackback

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

VineyardLee — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 00:19:03 EDT

HA I live on the Vineyard and used to date Chris' sister, Jake is a family friend of the Fischers so basically...i find this entire situation hilarious...because neither of them are gay...at all.

VineyardLee

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

HelloBastards — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 11:59:35 EDT

Overheard on the set of John from Cincinnati:

"Jake G should get back in the gay."
"Some things I blow and some things I don't blow."

HelloBastards

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

CrankYank — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:44:58 EDT

@fileunder: He could eat them with a Fischerspoon?

CrankYank

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

Creepmouse — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:32:36 EDT

Re: Jake and Austin Nichols, it's impossible to decide between, "See God, Jake!" and "Catching is not ringin' a bell."

Creepmouse

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

fileunder — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 21:56:06 EDT

i've been waiting to see if anyone can come up with an excellent Fischerspooner comment, because i certainly can't.

fileunder

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

CrankYank — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 21:11:47 EDT

Dunno, the Toothy item just doesn't sound like Jake, too wild. He brings his mother everywhere he goes, for god's sake.

That chefosexual tag gave me the happies. Let's start compiling a list.

CrankYank

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

Lysergic Asset — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 19:44:26 EDT

@slinkimalinki: That's why I said it would be a non-issue.

Lysergic Asset

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

cassandra — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 18:58:08 EDT

Heath Ledger still isn't jealous.

cassandra

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

lalalina — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 18:41:20 EDT

i wonder who's the "top" chef.

lalalina

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

slinkimalinki — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 18:31:36 EDT

@theobviouschild: i'm going to out-sincerity you here by asking what the hell the issue would be if he was dating a woman of another race. apart from the fact that she would be his beard, that is.

slinkimalinki

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

Koreanish — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 17:38:42 EDT

They're faux beaus.

Koreanish

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

the-cubicle-dweller — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:41:43 EDT

Think about it, if YOU had to see your sister's lactating boobs in every trade mag and at the family table, you'd go gay in a heartbeat.

the-cubicle-dweller

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

depardoo — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:37:02 EDT

He definitely has a limp wrist thing going on there.

depardoo

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

Librarian_X — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:23:22 EDT

Hey Gawker you might want to step back and do your fact checking. Was it ONTD, IHJ, or WFT that found that sighting of Jake on the Run? Oh no it was....the scoop was made on Wicked's Wonderful World blog. Yeah check the times and then we'll talk.

Librarian_X

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

dnbanana — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:18:47 EDT

c'mon people, they are talking in the middle of the street to one another! they are obviously completely in love.

dnbanana

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

Mariallena — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:15:21 EDT

@Patricia2:

He is not gay. His boyfriend is.

Mariallena

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

Tom Foolery — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:07:21 EDT

God, where is the photo taken after the above, which shows Chris throwing Jake up against that wall and shoving his tongue down his throat?

Tom Foolery

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

Patricia2 — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 15:58:16 EDT

I don't think he's gay, but I've got a few friends who'd go bananas if he were.

Patricia2

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

genevieveyorke — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 15:55:00 EDT

where's the toothy tile tag? OMG. maybe that toothiness refers to his love of using teeth on delicious food!

also, new blind item re: toothy, which hints at the whole it's-not-austin thing.

genevieveyorke

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

guevara284 — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 15:44:28 EDT

Please god let this be true. And let there be videos.

guevara284

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

scarletmenace — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 15:39:33 EDT

I dunno until I see a picture of Jake actually getting his butt reamed by one of his boy BFFs in a puptent I'm agnostic.

scarletmenace

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

jupiterspaw — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 15:32:33 EDT

But what does this mean for the future of Gyllenspoon? You mean the greatest and most passionate romance of the 21st century could be *gasp* FAKE?

jupiterspaw

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

DorothyMantooth — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 15:29:05 EDT

@theobviouschild: I think with Jakey G, here, the only "issue" is everyone wanting to claim him as their own.
And I can't blame any of 'em.

DorothyMantooth

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

Sara Benincasa — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 15:27:19 EDT

Mama mia! You think he like-a to get-a Ledged in his Gyllenhole by a nice-a salami?

Sara Benincasa

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

SchmatSchmaymon — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 15:25:47 EDT

Jake and Chris do have that homo tendency to date what could be their fraternal twin brother-thing going on. Also, I hear Jake has a counter-clockwise hair whorl.

SchmatSchmaymon

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

Lysergic Asset — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 15:20:57 EDT

I look forward to the day when this is as much of a non-issue (a celebrity being/not being gay) as if he were dating a woman of another race. It will probably yield less page views, but more equality for freedom of sexual choice.

Lysergic Asset

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

CrankYank — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 15:15:39 EDT

So the key question is: is this a fetish for Italian or an Italian fetish?

CrankYank

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

LolCait — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 15:14:31 EDT

@the cajun boy: P(r)oof?

LolCait

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

the cajun boy — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 15:12:49 EDT

@Rock_Hunter: donnie homo

the cajun boy

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

TedSez — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 15:08:58 EDT

Chef: My Salty Chocolate Balls must have rejuvenated him!
Kyle: You've got the best balls in the whole world, Chef.
Chef: You're damn right.

TedSez

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

mickeyitaliano — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 15:08:29 EDT

Jake just needs to hang with fugs and this would be a non issue.

mickeyitaliano

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

Rock_Hunter — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 15:04:20 EDT

Right now the New York Post is trying to decide between "Short Stack Mountain???" or "Baby Back Mountain???" as their headline on this.

Rock_Hunter

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

KarenUhOh — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 14:58:16 EDT

Please. Every time I read the "Brad Pitt Was a Giant Chicken" story I feel compelled to send a check to PETA.

One more and they're putting me on the board of directors.

KarenUhOh

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

ascot-revival — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 14:58:15 EDT

I kept expecting an explanation for why Jake was talking to Jason from Laguna/The Hills in the picture.

ascot-revival

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

lovelyday — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 14:55:57 EDT

Maybe they were filming a scene for Brokeback Summer Home.

lovelyday

Jake Gyllenhaal Just Loves Chefs

LolCait — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 14:54:43 EDT

I was once on a plane that crashed into the Andes. It was thoughts of Jake Gyllenhaal being gay that kept me warm and alive.

That, and I ate a rugby team.

LolCait