MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU - Gawker Comments

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

mintygreen — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:33:52 EDT

LC had a meltdown in the MTV offices last week, and threatened to leave the show unless the execs ditched the monster that is spencer & heidi. so this is MTV baby-steppin' towards that to keep their main "star" happy.

mintygreen

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

tudobem — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:56:26 EDT

Um, have we discussed Audrina's new boyfriend b/c he may be able to compete with Spencer. What a loser.

tudobem

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

TedSez — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:42:00 EDT

@KarenUhOh: All my best work is in Dog Fancy.

TedSez

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

Maya Twocents — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:07:34 EDT

@ellagood: It's a "zorse", actually. I can't believe that little piece of useless information just came in handy.

Maya Twocents

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

KarenUhOh — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:28:58 EDT

@TedSez: Ted, that was absolutely stunning. Will you please tell us when your scripts/screenplays/articles/stories/novels/whatevers are playing/being published so we can fawn over them and say "I knew Ted when"?

KarenUhOh

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

descent_into_votd — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 19:08:30 EDT

@barette: holy shit! while i wouldn't sleep w/spence if his were the last meat on earth, i'm a little scared that you live in my head, and w/the empty bottle of wine and ravaged starbursts, apparently my apartment too...

descent_into_votd

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

WendyKroy — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 18:09:37 EDT

Not that I don't love you, bubbeleh, but.. you don't think giving these twatwaffles a couple of column inches to whine about how they get too many column inches might be a tad hypocritical too?

WendyKroy

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

barette — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 17:42:46 EDT

Do you ever sometimes look at a person on TV and go, "I think I know what they smell like," and then scruntch up your nose and get all judgemental? Because surely it isn't good. But then you're like, maybe I'd sleep with you still because that's not what you really smell like in real life, right Spencer? Then you look at the table and there's an empty bottle of wine and Starburst wrappers all over you.

barette

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

j_dot — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 17:42:34 EDT

@LolCait: I think you and your sister should have your own little regis & kelly type morning variety show. I already have a mental note to DVR the whole season.

j_dot

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

ellagood — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 17:25:50 EDT

I've never seen a horse with zebra stripes before.

what do you call one? a hora? zebse?

ellagood

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

lovelyday — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 17:21:14 EDT

He looks like Beavis, but without the charm. Or braces.

lovelyday

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

Chaim Gnadelstein — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 17:17:22 EDT

@TedSez:

I would totally subscribe to your tabloid magazine, dude. And that just sounded...so wrong.

Chaim Gnadelstein

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

Colonel Mustard — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 17:12:43 EDT

Looks like someone put Smilex in the Max Factor again.

Colonel Mustard

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

BoHan — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 17:05:59 EDT

If you must know, Spencer has gone postal because MTV refused to promote Heidi's fledgling singing career via scenes he wanted filmed of her in the recording studio making her new single. Basically, Spencer's Heidi money-train is going to hell in a handbasket, and he is pissed, causing the unusual MTV reaction to what should be free publicity.

BoHan

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

LolCait — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 17:00:01 EDT

@epg: Obviously confused, Pratt will blame the ass on the "Puertomenians."

LolCait

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

jupiterspaw — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:57:59 EDT

So it seems that Spencer Pratt is this year's Brandon Davis.
Creepy - check. Shiny/Greasy - check (although Davis wins the gold medal in that category). Inexplicably gets women to sleep with him - check. Fan of the derogatory vag-comment - check.

jupiterspaw

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

TedSez — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:55:02 EDT

Nobody and her fiancé Who the Hell bashed Unjustly Famous on the Inoffensively Talentless show, and Destroying Kids' Souls With Crass Commercialism complained. That's quite a scoop for Half-Truths About People You've Seen Pictures Of Weekly.

TedSez

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

edwinap — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:53:58 EDT

@LolCait: And whose heritage will they blame their ass on?

edwinap

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

LolCait — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:50:04 EDT

@epg: They will only have one child, a tranny version of Jonathan Lipnicki.

LolCait

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

edwinap — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:49:00 EDT

@LolCait: I'm curious to read your thoughts on what their children will look like.

edwinap

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

LolCait — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:44:46 EDT

@Huitzi: Yeah, but you have to lay him down on his back to get them to close.

LolCait

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

Ceiling Cat — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:43:11 EDT

Does Pratt have eyelids?

Ceiling Cat

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

bitterNewsie — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:42:51 EDT

@LolCait: Add the phrase "greasy motherfucker" in there somewhere, and I, too, would agree whole heartedly.

Oh, and club soda should get that wine RIGHT out. Still investigating whether it will do the same thing to the Hills.

bitterNewsie

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

hypocriteoath — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:42:32 EDT

@GorgeousGeorge:
Wesleyan has "THE hill", we should just send them there seeing as they would fit right in.

hypocriteoath

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

KarenUhOh — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:42:19 EDT

I thought that guy in the picture was Tad Hypocritical.

KarenUhOh

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

preppylouche — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:41:23 EDT

@GorgeousGeorge: Think of the synergies! And isn't that American Taliban kid from California, too?

preppylouche

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

HookerfaceAnon — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:39:00 EDT

WHAT ABOUT THE WEDDING?

Does anyone else think that LC complains perhaps a tad too much for someone who has been on numerous reality shows for simply being at the right place at the right time? Those places and times being Laguna Beach High School circa 2004.

HookerfaceAnon

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

genevieveyorke — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:38:47 EDT

spencer pratt: best. aptronym. ever?

genevieveyorke

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

GorgeousGeorge — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:35:33 EDT

@preppylouche: That would be convenient, because they could still call it "The Hills."

GorgeousGeorge

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

preppylouche — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:32:40 EDT

Maybe we can make them move to one of those Taliban caves. I'd watch that show.

preppylouche

MTV Tells Publicity Whores Of 'The Hills' To STFU

LolCait — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:32:28 EDT

My sister said to me recently: "Doesn't Heidi's boyfriend look like what would happen if a Ken doll and Chucky had a kid?" After I spurted out white wine all over myself, I heartily agreed.

LolCait