<![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> did she not watch Season 1 on DVD?

PRIsNotJournalism

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> DIVORCE! SURPRISE!

Pope John Peeps II

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]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> Why can these girls not find better looking boys in LA?!? Justin/Bobby and Spencer are so fugly. There are way better looking boys in LA who are also nicer, and I'm sure won't grafitti your walls if you move in together (WTF, seriously).

Also, not to sound catty- because I really think Heidi is being taking advantage of in this Spencer trainwreck - but she just looks weird this season. It's the nosejob or the veneers, I dunno, but her mouth -- the upper lip like doesn't move anymore. It freaks me out.

butterflygirl

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> I like to think theres good in almost everyone, but I only know him from TV, not in person, so:

1) He makes me feel sorry for Heidi, which takes work. 23 years old, and he likes to graffiti his own walls. Who says being spoiled and rich buys taste? (Fuck "taste"...he graffitied their house!!!)

2) He looks like an orange goblin rapist, esp. w/ the platinum facial scruff.

marie123

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> Boover, Boovey...blah. My bad.

foodiefoo

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> @HookerfaceAnon: Having read Boover's comments, I change my vote to Jason (since we appear to open this to all characters past and present...) because you know THAT GUY knows how to have a good time.

foodiefoo

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> @HookerfaceAnon: I'd have to go with JustinBobby on that one. Spencer would just want you to lay there and I'm too active for that. JustinBobby would find some artistic meaning in it and probably burb after. HOT! (Anywhoo...)

foodiefoo

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> @badteaparty: thank you

slinkimalinki

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> Whoops, meant to comment under the Doc Martens post. Justin Bobby was wearing "them" (Doc Martens) on the Hills. BTW. Okay, THIS is my last Justin Bobby comment. Hate self.

Twizzlers For President

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> Justin Bobby was wearing them on the Hills last night! Check it out around 5:19: [www.mtv.com]
Hey, I guess they're right. Hipsters, although vapid and useless in any position of responsibility, can initiate major fashion trends! Don't you go mainstream on me!
This will be my final Justin Ricky Bobby post of the day.

Twizzlers For President

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> Wow. Can you imagine how mean must have been before the boob job?

yoko

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> @meh: EEEW. I just got a visual of the two of them getting it on. Pass the bleach, please.

queenbozaki

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> Wowser. Seriously, he enrages me to points of violence and I see red whenever he's on the screen. I just want to put my hand through the TV and slap his smug, stupid, ugly face.

queenbozaki

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> Because no one else has written a transcript of the exact words spoke between dear Heidi and icky Spencer, I shall attempt at writing the closest quote possible-

Heidi- "I feel like I'm living in a playhouse or something. With "that" (a huge, hideous, graffiti like 'Hollywood' spray painted on the living room wall) and the video games *nervous chuckle*...
I told the girls at work about it and they said, "Don't you and Spencer make those decision together? It sounds like he's making all the decisions". So... *doe eyed stare at Spencer*"

Spencer- *shifts in his seat uncomfortable as if suppressing the overwhelming urge to just reach over and bitch slap Heidi*
"They're not decisions, they're surprises..."

heidimomeidi

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> Ow. My eyes...

Someone turn the teeth down.

Dusty in the Wind

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> @Twizzlers For President: OMG, totes!

Also, in the interest of being servicey, it's Talan, not Talon. He had a fledgling music career at one point, and was briefly engaged to Kimberly Stewart. And I'm very sad that I know that.

ChestyLaRue

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> @ConnPossible: I'm pretty sure he went to Bard - shoot me for knowing so much about these people's lives

blogissuchanuglyword

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> She does that fast-talking thing I used to do when I was very insecure and dating douchebags. You have some "concern" about the relationship, so you talk reallyfast and keep it kind of jokey, but underneath it you're like "DO YOU LOVE ME AND IF SO HOW COME YOU'RE SO MEAN," and unfortunately it's super easy to diffuse that by being condescending.

Surprise! You're in for a long road, baby girl.

SylviaPlathWasFramed

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> Justin-Bobby is way hotter than Spencer, but OH MY GOD, he is the Designer Impostor Jordan Catalano. And clearly Audrina never watched My So-Called Life because in about two and a half minutes, she was had forgotten all her misgivings about his inattentive rudeness and was completely bewitched by his "I'm uncomfortable in mainstream venues, can't we hold eachother next to a post-industrial boiler somewhere" fidgeting, his "I'm only a douche to your friends because this metaphysical voyage I'm on requires me to behave thusly, won't you join me on the spritual journey, my pert-breasted one" shitstream of excuses, and his capri cut-off canvas pants, motorcycle boots and misbuttoned flannel which he MUST have stolen from MSCL wardrobe.
I feel just how F. Scott Fitzgerald must have felt at the beginning of World War II.

Twizzlers For President

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> Ha. I actually went to High School with that douche bag "Justin Bobby" or Justin Bresico. He was known for having a tiny penis. Not Kidding.

BOOVEY

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> HARRY_GREEK: "women love jerks" is something bitter guys say when they aren't successful with women. I'm not denying that there are morons of both sexes who like people for their looks or money and don't care how they're treated - but believe me if you're really a good person and looking for someone in your league, there's plenty out there. Thinking of all women as stupid enough to like only jerks might be your first clue as to why "nice guys" like you can't find one. Given the success of "Mystery" though I guess you're not the only person buying into this mentality.

badteaparty

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> I've never watched the show (that's a real 'never', not a 'I don't really watch any TV, except for Studio 60, because I'm a lying douche' sort of 'never'), perhaps because I live in Canada, but I must say, that clip was amazing. You could just see him panic as she came even a little bit close to criticizing him. For someone who's such a well-practiced manipulator, you'd think he'd have learned to iron the contempt out of his face.

gobblegirl

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> i definitely don't remember Spencer being so sweaty and puffy when i was yelling at my TV drunk last night.

not like my standards are high to begin with, but a glass of chablis later and they're like, nothing.

barette

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> @Harry_Greek: None of my friends are with jerks, believe it or not. I have observed girls/women with men who seem like jerks, but I figure that like attracts like. I still don't feel that you can view this as a rule.

Curse_of_NursePornstein

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> @HookerfaceAnon: Talon is in a band though...

brokenface

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> Heh heh. Spencer's only going to get worse. I'm just trying to figure out how Choire is blackmailing Doree into watching.

BoHan

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> @blogissuchanuglyword:

didnt he end up going to NYU?

ConnPossible

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> Spencer has an orange hue that isn't from spray-tanning... must be all the human sacrifice. The real enemy is this heathery bimbette Heidi.

hhpeterson13

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> @HookerfaceAnon: I'd go with Trey from Laguna Beach. He was like some sort of 1990's New York skateboarder kid who designed ugly trucker hats, but yeah I'd totally do him

blogissuchanuglyword

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> Wow, Spencer can teach Mystery from Vh1s "The Pickup Artist" a few things!

Ibrahim
www.BehindtheApprovalMatrix.com

Ibrahim

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> @BK_KT: And you surprised me with a BORING WHITE WALL

Phyllis Nefler

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> If I miss an episode, I go to MTV.com I watched last night's episode this morning. The sad thing is, there's only about 18 minutes of show per episode. And I hang on every word. And then I try to guess what clip gawker will post Tuesday morning.

Today I nailed it.

DownInDixie

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> @IBentMyWookie:

Can we just nominate MTV in general, as a curriculum? Like Terrorism 101?

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> Ok, we can open up this conversation to all Laguna Beach/The Hills/Newport Harbor D-BAGS.

I think Brody has been passed around quite a bit. From Kristen to Lauren to Jen Bunny and now in this season Whitney kisses him like she kisses her brother.

Talon (sp?) was disqualified due to massive amounts of man jewelry. You know that shit would get caught in your hair.

HookerfaceAnon

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> @HookerfaceAnon: No Talon?

brokenface

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> HoookerFaceAnon: To my horror, at this point, I'd go with Brody Jenner.

jupiterspaw

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> @HookerfaceAnon: JustinBobby, without a doubt. He can barely put a sentence together but I bet he's way better in bed.

$20 says some PA on The Hills went out and bought the paint and roller. And is it just me, or does Heidi bear a strange resemblance to Guy Smiley from the Muppets?

ChestyLaRue

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> Can we have him arrested now for the surprise rape and beating he will un- doubtably be serving up on some defenseless girl off camera?

brokenface

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> @Harry_Greek: I know. Teh gays are the same way.

AndIAmTellingYou

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> When she gushes, "I feel like we're literally in a playhouse" about the god-awful graffiti art, Spencer the Devil Seed bares his teeth with pride, as if to say, "I've got her FULLY HYPNOTIZED!"

TheBigDoggy

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> But seriously, who would you rather do: Spencer or Justin/Bobby?

HookerfaceAnon

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> @J_DOT: I'm with you on the Hills Aftershow. I loved their horror show montage of Spencer - that was brilliant.
For those of you who missed it, c'mon over and we'll watch it again on my Tivo. I can't get enough of these morons.


BowlingForDollars

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> "I've been fucking the next-door neighbor for a couple of months now."

"What? How could you?"

"It was a surprise."

Mystery has competition for being the biggest fartwaffle on the planet.

Truculent

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> @Curse_of_NursePornstein: look at all the girls / women in your life. How many of them fell for a jerk at some point in their life?

Yeah, it's apart of growing up and learning from it - but it still happens.

Harry_Greek

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> I certainly don't approve, but that doesn't mean I don't think this kid should get some kind of Pulitzer. If a lady is actually taken in by that crap, I have to say that he has earned her with flying colors.

Diglett

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> This isn't your self-esteem, it's your soul.

Sigerson

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> am I the only one who thinks his face looks like its made out of plastic? Its all shiny and fake looking... I think Spencer is really a robot...

jse82

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> I've got to say it was pretty great later on when Heidi repainted the wall and was like, hey bitch, it's a surprise! But then I thought he was going to kill her with bolts of fire from his eyes and I got scared so I was like oh man Spencer don't do it you already paid for the boobs and the nose and I'm sure you paid for those painter pants she was wearing that only look like they're old and cheap and actually maybe you should just go look in a mirror and shoot those death bolts at your reflection because you are a horrible, horrible, nasty little man.

tete rouge

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> @j_dot:
Thank you.

We just recently got the MTV channel in old Canadia, and there is nothing on but this nonsense (and then an aftershow, which I assume consists of mildly-learning challenged "veejays" [they wear headsets, for some reason]discuss the show) on a perpetual loop. As someone who has watched every episode of The Apprentice, America's Next Top Model, Flava of Love 1 & 2, not to mention The Search for the Next Pussycat Doll, I draw the line at this shower of shit.

@Chaim_Gnadelstein: I would nominate My Super Sweet 16 for that honour. Seriously, I registered for a handgun after watching one episode.


IBentMyWookie

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> Okay. I see Ron Perlman, but where's Linda Hamilton?

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> @Harry_Greek:

Says Mystery?

Curse_of_NursePornstein

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> so sad.

Big Girl Panties

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> "The Hills" isn't a TV show so much as it is an Al-Qaeda training seminar.

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> @AndIAmTellingYou: It works - don't deny it.

Harry_Greek

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> I dont know why Im not watching this show.
I secretly watched the first 2 seasons of Laguna and the first of the Hills, and now Im missing this shitacular spectacle.



ConnPossible

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> @IBentMyWookie: basically, spencer graffitied (sp?) their living room walls and got retro arcade games instead of a dining room table heidi says to her office friend "so i guess he's just making these decisions for me" and he responds (i believe! can't watch videos either) "its not a decision its a surprise!"

either way, i think the people who edit the hills aftershow need an emmy, like, yesterday.

j_dot

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> @IBentMyWookie: Oddly enough, I can see videos, but am getting no sound from this one. Curious. Maybe Jesus is carrying my computer over a beach, to salvation?

"see where the digital tracks cut out. That was me. LIFTING YOU" (creepy Jesus stare).

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> @Harry_Greek: And at the same time, a nation of adolescent boys just high-fived each other either yelling, "DUDE!" and "PLAY ON, PLAYA!"

AndIAmTellingYou

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> "I surprised you with a BEAUTIFUL MURAL!"

BK_KT

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> what does he say what does he say!

far-far

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> Additional surprises Spencer may have in store for poor, dear, beleaguered Heidi:

* Live boys
* Dead girls
* He was MAYBE just dating her to be on the tv...

Stay tuned!

sarahjessicaporker

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> How many more weeks until Spencer and Justin/Bobby are guest mentors on the Pick-Up Artist?

goldsoundz

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> in real life i picture him to be 4.5 feet tall, constantly drinking protein shakes, and using phrases like "dog" (sorry, "dawg"), and "fo' real".

blogissuchanuglyword

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> Too bad Leona isn't around to appreciate his charms.

MsMuffinMcGuffin

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> I am one of those who can't view videos at work, so I have nothing to say about this except I really hope someone dies on the season finale. Like, I want it bad enough where I might help it happen.

sexbot

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> "They're not decisions -- they're surprises."

Douché.

mcginstein

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> If I try that weak shit on the wife tonight -- "Honey! The $15k I just dropped on this new 71 inch plasma isn't a decision! It's a surprise!" -- I will get a shiv plunged into my solar plexus.

TheBigDoggy

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> I am confident one of Spencer's surprises for Heidi itches alot and burns when she pees.

meh!

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> Nice to see the Chester Alan Arthur look is coming back.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> Anyone hear that sound last night? It was the sound of a hundreds of thousands of pussies getting wet at the same time as they watched this.

Women LOVE jerks.

Harry_Greek

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> I made the decision to shoot my ex-husband, but I was sure to yell, "Surprise" first.

gonzosmom

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> I love surprises.

rod

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> For those of us who can't view videos at work ( I know! Fucking capitalist pigs!), would someone be a dear and provide a transcript? I want to know if what he came up with is more brilliant than, "no, I mean, I guess you look good in that. Yeah. I mean, no wear it, for real, wear it. It's fine. I mean, what does it matter, anyways? It's not like you're trying to pick someone up, is it?"

IBentMyWookie

]]> <![CDATA[Spencer Pratt Gives Ammunition To Manipulative Jerkfaces Everywhere]]> I became a double manipulatee after someone put a surprise in the engine of my Impala.

KarenUhOh

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