<![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads? - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads? - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> I know plenty of very productive and awesome female pot smokers. You know, just for reference. I also know many male high productive pot smokers. This whole gender and pot stuff is just crap.

poonariffic

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> I dunno, but the last fling had some sort of problem with me doing bong rips at 4:20 a.m. in the morning when I happened to need to get up to take a pooper. What's wrong with that?

Anybody on here who supports 4:20 a.m. bong hits in the crapper? Female, and good looking preferably. With a large stash.

Dolomite

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Clean? You could perform surgery in my kitchen! And W mag is even better!

whatahoot

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @babystrange72: Bang a Gong, Shred a Thong, Get It On...

Dubnacious

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Puh-Leeeeeez! I've sold TONS! of Bud to hundreds of Lady Potheads.

Babystrange72, Lurve your handle, I had no idea they gave awards for that. I bet you know how to do the Spaceball Ricochet as well.

Boogie on Sister

Dubnacious

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Totally wrong-- But speaking of stoner equality, I have noticed that guys always feel the need to 'tutor' girls on weed smoking. But I'm high right now, so...

Dollfacekilla

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> I know many women who smoke pot, including myself. Overall, we're lifestyle smokers. Having a 15ft bong is very guy-like. I of course will be glad to take a bong hit from one if the guy was willing to hold me up.

peachkellipop

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> women smoke just as much pot. we're just always skewing studies by denying it every time the damn gynecologist asks us if we habitually use any illicit drugs. after the lies we have to pull off about our extremely safe sex habits, no way are we bringing our bongs into the picture...

the.bleach

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> I went to college and grad school in the Mid-West, which means there was little to do other than smoke as much pot as one could lay ones' post- (and pre-) masturbatory paws on.


My favorite stoner activity was to visit a gigantic, local supermarket for a little shopping. Typically, I would wander through the aisles for an hour or two and pack a bunch of snacks into an unreasonably tall pile in an always-broken cart.


Inevitably, each visit ended the same. I would slowly (but surely) realize that I was out in public feeling perfectly wonderful but wearing Berkinstocks, a white t-shirt, a pair of oversized boxer shorts, and a big, curly, black wig with a baseball hat pulled down low to squeeze the curls over my ears and forehead (again!).


I was always embarrassed when I "woke up" and would rush home for some melon and several more hits (followed by vigorous masturbation to the Juliet Lewis ,oral sex, scene in Natural Born Killers).


Despite my private shame over the substantially similar endings to my grocery excursions, I always returned for new adventures -- often with friends (who rarely found the experience as overwhelmingly pleasing as I).

Ahh. Good times.

prattler

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Hrm. Or maybe it's because women are busy having jobs, raising children and the such. Not that men don't - it's just that...well, men don't *grin*

warmaiden

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Ladies most def toke it up. I always make my man go pick it up, but I always figured that just made sense as a safety thing - what with shady dealers and all. Funny though, 'cuz now that I think about it - it's always me that picks up the other 'party favors'..hmph.

ThaKadinskyPapers

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Girls smoke weed. Legalize it already.
(Had to get that in the conversation.)

eys

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @mewx: That would be, like...I mean...whoaaaa. Now you got me buggin' out. I'M BUGGIN' OUT!!!

@krucoff: Gosh, I wonder why that individual doesn't have commenting privileges. I don't think it's bragging; I think it's a kind of catharsis that's part of getting over an addiction (or "habit"). You don't want to be the guy mass-emailing everyone that you just celebrated your 15th anniversary of sobriety, but a little release by way of writing about it is OK, I think. Also, I don't know for sure, but I thought Emily was older than 25.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> I remember in college the girls couldn't go at it as hard because pot interfered with their woman cycles. As did rain, pasteurized milk, tree pollen, oxygen and postcolonial literature. It was like shooting fish in a barrell.

vandusen

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> I haven't read this post or the comments (eyes covered, lah lah lah, I can't see you!) but someone without privileges just asked me to leave this comment:

DUDE...what is the deal with Emily Gould bragging about how much pot she used to smoke? I know she's only like 25, but even 25-year-olds should know how lame that is (bragging about it, not smoking it). It's one half degree of lameness up from "Dude, I got SO WASTED last night" conversations.

I mean, when Jessica used to write all that stuff about how much coke she did, it wasn't cool, exactly, but it was done with a certain amount of exaggeration so that you thought she might be kidding, even though she wasn't. But this...? Emily: EVERYONE YOU KNOW smoked a lot of pot in college. Get...fucking...over...yourself.

That is all.

# # #

For the record (it's me, krucoff, speaking again), I recently bought TWO copies of Hex Education and I plan to get really high and read them in surround sound!

krucoff

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> I was smoking pot on my day off while eating TJ's brownie bites, watching "you've Got Mail" (I really wanted to see "French Kiss- yummy French Kevin Klein/cute Meg Ryan... but my high ass will have to settle..) and hitting a spliff when I read this. I'm obviously a woman. And a stoner. I've got a great job AND go to college.There are many women stoners, we just have enough sense to keep our shit together in the rest of our lives (unlike smelly, skeevy male stoners).
*Forgive my comment's length and noxious stank of "girl power" self promotion... after all I am one high byatch....

AFTRlame

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> I smoke just as much and just as irresponsibly as any man. FACT. Also, all of my best female friends are/were smokers.

I think there's a female stoner bond. Or just that we were high so much in college that we never left our apartment and interacted with other people.

winowino

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @banalover: amen (sister?)!

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> anything relatively creative i've ever done in my life has been thought up whilst stoned, and this includes ripping some award-winning farts.

Darth Funk

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> i think everything important has pretty much already been said, so i'll just try to sum up: women can be (and are!) proud stoners; stoner culture has historically been dominated by men, unfairly excluding the ladyfolk; many women have a knack for responsible - or at least subtle - pot use; college fucking rocked; and god i could go for some honey mustard pretzels right now. after i pack this bowl...

coreyander

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Complete bullshit. I party every day sometimes ALL day to deal w/my suckass job. I know a couple of other chicks who routinely consume 'edibles' made w/ pot to get through the day too. I can run a computer network, troubleshoot a pc, upload new records to the db and bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan, all while stoned. All Hail The MultiTasking Productive Stoner! Long may she reign.

banalover

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @grandmoffbastard: Do we lead the same life?

mewx

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> All the potheads I know are women. We take turns hosting a Thursday night pot and dinner party every week.

mewx

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @LittleLolly: haha. I am more into the mix of sweet and salty. I'll usually eat a bowl of cereal, some tuna (mayo, garlic, mustard mixed in) on crackers or bread, chocolate chip cookies, those stick crackers that you dip in cheese that you got in your lunchbox when you were little and some kind of ice cream (lately I've been alternating between chunky monkey and these delicious coconut freeze pops that I found at the corner bodega).

I have no idea how I don't weigh 400lbs.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @cmd: I did the same exact thing today to celebrate my last day of unemployment! Only I got out of bed to drive two blocks to the gas station to by some generic brand of mac and cheese.

jack-of-all-trades

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @ineffable.me: True, you haven't lived until you discovered the wonderful tastes of tuna and cream cheese on a poppy seed bagel or swiss cheese dipped in chutney.

LittleLolly

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @salsablaeu: High Times will often have some hot model next to some enormous bud on the cover so weed connoisseurs have something to spank to.

Vitamin B12

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @yellojkt: And in turn, my girlfriends and I would spark up while watching said film.

LittleLolly

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @k122n: I did one of my dealers a few years ago. I gained a lot of weight. It fell off as soon as I dumped him. My motto hence: don't poke where you smoke.

hotcheetos

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Um, yeah. It's not that girls smoke less pot, it's just that they're more highly functioning potheads. Also, all those stoner movies? Made by guys. For whom girls exist in the periphery, I guess..

janesays

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @thanksluckystars: smoking the wacky tobaccy every day isn't crazy, it's just plain smart.

k122n

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> OMG. I had been mixing up Jackie Brown and Foxy Brown this whole time. Now I totally understand all those posts.

cequirk

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @RandomHookup: That's what boyfriends are for!
---
I've never thought smoking pot was "a guy thing". But maybe that's because my college roomies and I used to smoke every day... crazy times.

thanksluckystars

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @CodePink: Yeah, I determined that I had a problem when I realized that I was dying to get out of work and go home and get high...and I'd been taking hits in the employee bathroom all day.

Moff

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Clearly, none of the parties referenced in this post have spent any time on the West Coast. Or Colorado.

Audif Jackson Winters III

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> The chicks thought the question was "do you buy pot?" And we know gals don't do that.

RandomHookup

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Maybe lady weeding goes underreported because it's like people who bum cigarettes at parties but don't actually classify themselves as "smokers" because they never actually break down and buy their own pack of Camel Lights or whatever. In the words of the Hold Steady: "You don't have to deal with the dealers, your boyfriends deal with the dealers."

Valcatraz

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @GorgeousGeorge: I would do shitty movies for just HALF of what she got.

Harry_Greek

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @GorgeousGeorge: you mean, besides justin's pole? ha! beard or no, my bet is she knows how to tongue the anaconda

k122n

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Clearly, the women I am not, but should be, meeting are gathered here... can we set up that LA service thing right here, right now? Please?

Dusty in the Wind

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> A friend of a friend of a friend of mine claims to be Jessica Biel's pot dealer, and also claims that she is a huge pothead. Granted, this friend of a friend of a friend is a less than 100% reliable source. But given some of Ms. Biel's career choices over the years ("Stealth," anyone?), I've often wondered what the fuck she was smoking. Now I kind of know.

GorgeousGeorge

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @gilligan: thanks for the vote of confidence - my mom keeps trying to tell me it's cos i have daddy issues. i keep trying to tell her it all stems from the day, at age 12, she told me her nickname in high school was DOOBIE!!

k122n

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> And if you go to Hempfest, mind the runaway hacky sacks.

StrategicallyPlaced

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @k122n: That says you love the pot!

gilligan

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @bimbassa: I'm trying to parse out just what they're offended about, but it's Feministing. I'm waiting for the entry that claims air has an inherent male bias.

King of Pants

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @Sigerson Holmes, Part Duex: Yes. It's fantastic.

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @LaPretentieuse:Brilliant!

gilligan

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Back in the day, Private Benjamin lit up with her female basic training buddies and hilarity ensued.

yellojkt

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> This girl once told me she wanted to be a pot model, I wasn't aware there was such a thing.

salsa

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @LaPretentieuse: Shhh...Not too loud or people might hear us. But yes, Fresh Direct found out how to make the real cheddar in the delivery game...

gilligan

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @gilligan: does his name start with a 'g?' and also, dont you totally want to date him?!!? what does that say about me, that i want to do my dealer?

k122n

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Holy shit, where have I been? [nymag.com]

LaPretentieuse

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> "Their sloth is kind of adorable."

I don't own a sloth, let alone an adorable one. Does that mean I'm not a man?

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Whatever, I spent my lost year getting high with the biggest stoner in the universe, a chick. Who is now two months sober. So go fig.

Vitamin B12

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @gilligan: Wow, so you're saying Fresh Direct is...wow...I thought those ads were just being cutesy. I guess that explains why Miranda is so on edge when the delivery guy gets there. Also why Spike Lee is so not.

LaPretentieuse

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @Sigerson Holmes, Part Duex: I can't speak for the ladies, but I finally realized that the main reason why I have dated a lot of stoners over the years is that I really like to smoke up before getting it on.

This post reminds me that I really need to call my herbalist.

asketchymess

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> "being stoned is part of their farting, pajama-wearing, video-game-playing pantheon of acceptable male relaxation techniques"

Then according to this article I'm a man?

bimbassa

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Women like Julia Allison are the reason men smoke pot at all.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> I think girls and guys smoke the same until roughly age 30. After that, you see a lot more guys, at least among those who smoke regularly. Women either give it up or cut down or something. Don't know why.

picardia

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> I loved a recent radio spot here in LA for "www.potpartners.com". At first, i thought it was a comedy bit in the morning show. Female voice: "Hey Mary Jane, where can i go to find a partner who won't be put off by my attraction for the occasional bowl?" 2nd Female: "I've found some great guys on Pot Partners dot com. It's a super place to find like-minded guys who know where i'm coming from"

The announcer assured us after the spot that it was, in fact, legitimate.

Only in LA, kids, only in LA.

Woody_90046

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @Sigerson Holmes, Part Duex: I always tell my bf to take advantage of me when I'm doing my "therapy". It's pretty much a slam dunk that I'm always in the mood. If I'm not, then it takes merely the suggestion, and about .5 seconds to get there. It's def pretty sweet.

B-NaNa

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @Sigerson Holmes, Part Duex: Oh my god, yes, yes, yes, yes. YES. Oh yes.

SylviaPlathWasFramed

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Favorite girl-stoner memory, in the back of a cab with this punk rock girl I was dating at the time, on our way to Squeezebox at Don Hill's. We're making out, and she's rolling the tightest most perfect joint I've ever seen, with one hand! She grew up on a hippie commune, so maybe she has an excuse. But damn. I really don't know if I've met a woman who didn't go through a pot-head phase, at some point or other.

lionel-mandrake

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Not sure who they asked about this but it was none of the women I know! My mother and I have never been closer since the day I found out she had reefer madness!

lynneboston

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @Sigerson Holmes, Part Duex: This is probably a little TOO telling, but I don't remember the last time I had sex w/out, um, herbal enhancers. So, yeah, it's pretty dope for women, too. At least this woman for damn sure.

trayday

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> I used to be, I shit you not, a half ounce a week of the good stuff stoner. Wake-and-bake, work-and-bake, watch-TV-in-the-evening-and-bake, sleep-and-bake that was me. The first Mrs. Mandrake though, she could put me to shame. That woman could smoke and unimaginable amount of weed, truly astonishing.

lionel-mandrake

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> GRRRR. ahem: GGW

Katie

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Perhaps The Stranger has never seen Girls Gone Weed?

Katie

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @katastic: None other than Laura Silverman, though she's forgettable. What I would give for a girlie stoner movie starring Jodi from Knocked Up (she's the giggling girl who wonders how Heigl feels about having to share her food with the baby.)

HeatherNumber1

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Quick question: Is sex while stoned equally awesome for both sexes?


cuz it is great for us dudes.

Sigerson

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Almost all of my girlfriends (and my sister, pre-pregnancy) smoke up from time to time. I envy them. I can't smoke pot - it goes a little something like this:
(me hitting the bong) Man, I'm kind of hungry. Ooo! A couch! (zzzzz)

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @epg: I can relate. The day i graduated high school, my mom (a teacher at said high school) forced me to smoke her out. She got a migraine and complained about it for going on 4 years now. Never again!

TXlissa

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> I pretty much had to give up weed after I landed that DC-10 at the wrong airport.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> So you're saying putting on makeup isn't relaxing? Also, women don't seem to need to be stoned to eat a pint of Half Baked. Oh, and maybe men need pot to deal with the stress associated with knowing they are going to die seven years before their identically aged gal pals.

jimstoic

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> well this was a fun one to read on a day when i decided to get high around 11am and take a nap. unemployment + rain = staying in bed all day.

cmd

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> They're absolutely right. . . if the only women you know are coked fag-hags.

gawkimo

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> I am a devoted pothead and so are most of my girlfriends.

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> This has me depressed. With all the other things we women have to be concerned about, now I have to determine exactly how high I've got to get to break the gonj glass ceiling.

I guess I start researching this on my couch tonight after work.

Herb Tarlek

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Great. Now whenever I overhear to publishing sluts in line at Olive's talking about how they don't "get" men that I should just give them my dealer's number and say, "This should help."

sexbot

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @LittleLolly: Exactly. Except, being a design major, I made sure to smoke before I had to sit down and really concentrate on "being creative".

Also, eating is pretty much the best part of smoking. Selecting stoner snacks is an art form itself.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> When I used to smoke (and BOY did i used to smoke!), I was high, like, all the time, and did everything and everyone high and most people didn't have any idea. I even went to therapy stoned and never brought it up until the day I ran out of pot and said I felt extra weird that day and then she was like, Why? And I was like, I haven't smoked in days, and she's like, Cigarettes? And I'm like, No, pot. And she was like, Are you usually high during therapy? And I had to think about it. I guess that's what REALLY being a stoner is. Forgetting you're stoned. And being stoned is KNOWING that you're stoned. P.S. Bridget Fonda just got finished with her Jane Fonda work out in that picture except there's no cardio, only mega bong hits. (long live Foxy post!)

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @LolCait: It's true...it runs the length of her right arm.

What it is

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> But all the stoner guys I know have stoner girlfriends!

edgyspice

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> On the weekends I do everything stoned: laundry, apartment cleaning, showering (so much fun!), movies ... hell, sometimes, I even go run on the treadmill stoned.

I don't know what these Stranger peeps are talking about because it's pretty much been 4:20 since high school for this lady.

LittleV

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Um, girl stoners? You know where to reach me. I'll have my boy hook you up with some good ish. He runs that new delivery service...

gilligan

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> pussies.

rod

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Plenty of women are potheads - myself included. We are just unnaturally adept at inhaling grass without exhaling out of our asses. It's just one of the many things that makes us the superior gender.

Herb Tarlek

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Guess I'm a dude, then.

And there was totally a chick in Half-Baked! Peripherally. Somewhere.

If I see Julia Allison one mor etime on Gawker I will scream.

katastic

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> The monthly curse is greatly eased
when you lay in bed with a bowl of greens.

And I don't mean salad.

NoWireHangers

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Well they didn't ask this chick because I smoke daily (with pride!). If it weren't for a leafy haze I'd never have the stomach for the Lower East Side and all their insanely (cough) cool residents (gag). And! If you're not high what's the excuse for leg warmers or little Fidel hats and Vans (Vans for fuck's sake)??

SavingJeebus

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @ellagood: Ms. Lakawana's particular brand of catatonia was actually caused by a zombie bite.

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> The oddest graduation gift I ever received was watching my godmother get high.

edwinap

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @Pope John Peeps II: No, it makes you a person of class & refinement. Like me.

Your Sister-in-law's Baby Cousin Traci

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> If there are no lady potheads, then who crotches the weed when you get on a plane?

pinch_vintage

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Padma Lakawana (whatever the fuck her name is) just read the title of this post and...after re-, re- and re-reading it said...'whaaaa? are...you...serious...."

ellagood

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @TedSez: They're sort of related to The Feminine Mesquite.

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Bridget Fonda always seems stoned.

meh!

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Farting is a relaxation technique? Because Kate Keyes-Morgan sure makes all that bowel emission stuff seem stressful somehow.

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> I don't find male stoners adorable. They piss me off. And I don't like farting. Does that make me a girl?

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> This is complete and utter bullpucky. Stoner-women rule the world. Just look at Paris Hilton.

mommacomma

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @LolCait: Followed by The Smokin' Sex, Smacklash and A Shroom of One's Own.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @B-NaNa: So true, so true. It's like you can really see those dust particles!

Phyllis Nefler

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> No. Women are just good liars. And good multi-taskers. I can smoke a joint and go about the business of the day with no problem.
But you stand on the street polling people about their drug habits? Dude, I don't know what the fuuuck you talkin' bout.

trayday

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Just be a functional stoner and you're all set. How else do you think I get all my tedious errands done? But you have to beware of the occasional mishaps like coming home with a diamond-encrusted lint roller by Jakob the Jeweler ... "it just looked so pretty!"

Phyllis Nefler

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @KarenUhOh:
of course my phone had to ring at the exact moment I read that. My name just came out a garbled giggle, and I had to control myself while responding to a question that pertained to head injuries, of all things.
3 1/2 DAYS TO GO!

IBentMyWookie

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> This is probably more healthy anyway, Emily.

Reviving the Cilia.

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> The two biggest stoners I knew in college were my friends Whitney and Cara - they could smoke any guy under the table. I would be passed out on the floor and they would still be hitting the bong hours later.

guevara284

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @Smitros: Or, being so high and stoned, they don't mind the fat hairy bastard inserting his penis into her vagina.

Harry_Greek

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> apparently The Stranger isn't a fan of Weeds.

megissoawesome

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> I'm proud to be a closet smoker. The only difference between me and the image you automatically get when you picture the typical stoner, is that I know when to allocate my slovenly time and thus do it accordingly. You must know your limits and your skills when under those influences. Studying? No. Cleaning my entire apartment in 2 hours when I haven't for two weeks? Yes.

B-NaNa

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Jackie Brown? Smoking all those "concentration sticks" has finally paid off! Yay music school. What were we talking about?

audiogeek

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> @Helman: It's Jackie Brown... and if you're looking for a female role model, you can't go wrong with ass-kicking Pam Grier.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> BULL.
SHIT.

This is like saying women have less sexual partners than men.

Women fuck, smoke and party like every other person on this planet.

Well, maybe not so much in the Middle East.

But, if it wasn't for the insecure male dominated secular governments, ALL women would be human beings.

Harry_Greek

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Doobioous.

Still, some women may avoid the herb because of concerns about munchies and weight gain.

Smitros

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> What IS the name of that Bridget Fonda movie?

Helman

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> She is the best part of that movie. Bah DeNiro/Tarantino!

Sandy Magic Jackson

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Women do smoke pot, they just do it in a responsible manner. For instance, when I was attending CU-Boulder I would make sure that I had finished any schoolwork I needed to do before breaking out my personal one-hitter.

LittleLolly

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Jackie Mason.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> Mary Louise Parker makes dealing look so good, though.
More MILF Weed please.

mcginstein

]]> <![CDATA[Are There Really No Lady Potheads?]]> you had to consult julia allison to help you with a pot-smoking post?!?! oh emily....

the cajun boy

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