<![CDATA[ - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[ - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[]]> @flathead: ROCKbaSTARdization

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[]]> can anyone suggest a formal name for the illegitimate child of one R&B legend procreating with the illegitimate child of another? think of the musical dynasty potential!

flathead

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I hope I'm still procreating after my death

Fishnets and Cigarettes

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @BinkysDream: Apparently it's not only a Man's World, it's a Man with Four Daughters and Six Sons' World, too.

Ha Ha Sound

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I just got my results back. James Brown is not my father. Also, I have low iron.

mindbling

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Damn! I just lost five bucks. I was SURE that Prince von Anhalt was that chick's father!

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Come on. The man kept saying "Please, Please, Please". How could any woman resist? I think he may give Screamin' Jay Hawkins a run for his money...

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[]]> How did it keep from slipping out with all the grease?

gross.

ellagood

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Ha Ha Sound: Whoops! You got me...

BinkysDream

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Someone, apparently, had no problem gettin' on up.

AndIAmTellingYou

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Papa's got a brand new brood

BinkysDream

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Tionna Smalls

gonzosmom

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Apparently Papa's Brand New Bag was having illigitimate children.

Ha Ha Sound

]]> <![CDATA[]]> The Hardest Working Dead Man In Show Business

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Is what you call givin' it up and turnin' it loose.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[]]> At least this lets Eddie Murphy off the hook.

ascot-revival

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Terrence Howard.

mcginstein

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Foxy?

mathnet

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