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Beauty Pageant Contestant As Smart As The President

I-heart-Rien — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 12:59:53 EDT

America? i'm from like, South Carolina, and stuff and such as.

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Surlier Texan — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 20:53:14 EDT

Actually, "US Americans" is more correct than the shorter but more melifluous "Americans," which happens to apply to South Americans, Central Americans, and Canadians as well as we US Americans.

Really, if you have to make fun of a girl, make fun of her for the her actual mistakes. Like when that shining moment of accidental correctness on her part was in turn corrected by everything else she said.

I mean, shit - I'm from Texas and even my ass was flabbergasted by the nonsense spilling forth from those purty lips. Like, fer real, or, like, I-rack....wooooOOOOOOo!

Surlier Texan

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the earl grey — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:49:46 EDT

L.O.V.E LOVE !!!

the earl grey

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Bentpost — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:14:18 EDT

I have not laughed that hard in a long time. LOLCait, KarenUhOh, Ellagood, etc. Thanks for that.

Bentpost

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Curse_of_NursePornstein — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 10:14:44 EDT

She was on the Today Show this morning and totally unrepentant. Apparently we are the ones with a problem. She's like the Tionna Smalls of the pageant world.

Curse_of_NursePornstein

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DonPardoCalrissian — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 06:48:25 EDT

Holy Motherloving Awesome! But in her defense she went to Andover and Yale. How does she feel about turtles?

DonPardoCalrissian

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mathnet — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 22:53:03 EDT

Maybe there was a problem with the satellite feed bringing the answers to her earpiece from Merry Miller.

mathnet

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mathnet — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 22:50:41 EDT

Is there a not-laughing award in television?

mathnet

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slinkimalinki — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 22:25:10 EDT

@Chaim_Gnadelstein:
so it's about balls?

slinkimalinki

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Queen of the Passive Aggressives — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 22:08:48 EDT

My brother-in-law likes to call us United-statesians. He said we shouldn't steal "america" from mexico or canada. PS - In 10 years she'll be married to a congressman.

Queen of the Passive Aggressives

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 21:55:57 EDT

It essentially explains, in so many words, the reason for debutante balls.

Chaim Gnadelstein

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Madame_Ovary — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 19:54:30 EDT

I personally believe she should be spayed before she reproduces. If she is third runner up does this mean she cain't visit I-Rak now? Maybe South African-Americans will take her in and learn her some geography.

Madame_Ovary

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jennilyn — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 19:02:58 EDT

Why do the contestants no longer have names? All ML says at the end is, "Thank you, South Carolina." Not Miss, not her name, just the state! Huh? That never happened back in the days when Dick Clark hosted!

jennilyn

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TedSez — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 18:11:37 EDT

Mario Lopez was sympathetic, because he remembers the time Jessie mixed up her caffeine pills with roofies and ended up speaking for the wrong side in the debating contest... a debacle that eventually led to her starring in Showgirls.

TedSez

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The Dewd — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 18:10:44 EDT

also, she loves lamp.

The Dewd

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brokenface — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:57:58 EDT

Maps? They're for ugly people, y'all.

brokenface

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MsMuffinMcGuffin — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:54:09 EDT

She'll probably end up being the trophy wife of some ambassador.

MsMuffinMcGuffin

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lovely nigerienne — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:38:29 EDT

Oh dear. This is all that needed to say, "there are problems in our education system and we need to invest more energy in making it better so we can all have flowers and rainbows and lollipops."

lovely nigerienne

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daddyneedshismedicine — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:46:18 EDT

Actually, in a calculated move to impress the increasingly important Latino dedmographic, she has singlehandedly invented a new term --"US-American" -- a reconfigured English translation of the Spanish adjective Estadounidense and far more precise than "North American," which includes Mexicans and Canadians. Bravo, camarada. As Che said, from Baffin Bay to Tiera del Fuego, we are all Americans.

Also, she is blonde and pretty and I would like to draw the outlines of the continents on her firm, naked flesh.

daddyneedshismedicine

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GirlAtTheCafe — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:18:43 EDT

Now the words were coming out which is a good thing but I think that Ms. Upton clearly couldn't figure out how to construct a proper sentence. I imagine her equally aethetically perfect coach saying something to this effect just before she went on stage "Now honey no matter what happens just keep talking. It makes you appear intelligent. Works for President Bush all the time."

GirlAtTheCafe

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dango — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:14:51 EDT

sama people?

dango

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Honoria Glossop — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:07:32 EDT

@Clevertrousers: HE IS! he's from charleston, and the palmetto state thanks you for pointing that out.

Honoria Glossop

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botoxtastic — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:03:14 EDT

@ellagood: Oh holy hell....that was hilarious.

You win.

Also: Diet coke burns the inside of your nose. Such as.

botoxtastic

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ellagood — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:40:38 EDT

i'd hit it. with a globe.

ellagood

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Clevertrousers — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:38:38 EDT

Isn't Stephen Colbert is also from South Carolina? They sort of even each other out, no?

Clevertrousers

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kassner — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:27:15 EDT

"Our bovine public"?
I don't know, was the Cribs album that good, Balk?

kassner

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crookedE — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:23:58 EDT

Is our beauty queens learning?

crookedE

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nonethewiser — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:52:24 EDT

I didn't even know they had a "Special Teen Miss USA" pageant. It's always nice to see tolerance being advocated.

nonethewiser

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picardia — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:39:50 EDT

I remember one year, on the Miss Universe pageant, they shocked the contestants by asking real questions. "Miss Peru, you say in your bio that you particularly admire the work of Mario Vargas Llosa, one of your nation's most famous authors. What about his work speaks to you?" ::crickets:: It was absolute hilarity -- but best of all, the one contestant who was actually able to compose a coherent answer to a difficult question won the whole thing. She was Miss Norway, I think. I also remember that she sewed her gown herself. Basically, they should've stopped beauty pageants right there.

picardia

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GorgeousGeorge — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:28:29 EDT

Not everyone is as smarter as you, folks. Such as life.

GorgeousGeorge

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zaky — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:23:12 EDT

Aww. She studied a long time for this question, going over things like everywhere like such as, and.

zaky

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LATTEFACTOR — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:20:32 EDT

Thank you, thank you, thank you. I was having one of those days where I thought I was a complete idiot. Now I feel like I belong to Mensa!

Such as, indeed!

LATTEFACTOR

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SpecialK — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:11:28 EDT

@the cajun boy:
Yeah, I eradicated mine as well. Harder than the accent, though, were key words like "yall," (and "Fuck all of yall"), "come see" (SEE WHAT?), "get down" (as in "you gettin down from the car, hanh?") and, of course, the phrasing, "My mama, she went to da store, her" and "He caught a stroke."

SpecialK

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GorgeousGeorge — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:08:01 EDT

@Paddington: Don't you mean "the Afghanistan?"

GorgeousGeorge

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Gaytheist — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:07:54 EDT

Michael Gerson Hot.

Gaytheist

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Smartleby — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:03:53 EDT

The secret worst part: They give all the questions to the contestants beforehand so they can study up.

I mean, she's just so stupid! South Africa? Everyone knows the real problem is in Lesotho! LESOTHO!

Smartleby

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Paddington — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:02:26 EDT

Substitute Afghanistan for South Africa, and it makes much more sense. I think that's what she meant.

Paddington

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GorgeousGeorge — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:59:15 EDT

I'm a US American (And So Can You!)

GorgeousGeorge

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BowlingForDollars — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:56:01 EDT

This just in: CBS has announced Lauren Caitlin Upton and Merry Miller will replace Katie Couric effective immediately.

BowlingForDollars

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DonLaFontaine — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:54:26 EDT

Right about now, Lauren Caitlin is thinking that signing the last line of her centerfold biography, in which she proclaims her love for her "pet cat, Muffie," her disdain for "mean people" and her life ambition "to feed the starving children of the world with my own breast," is more her speed ...

DonLaFontaine

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LittleLolly — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:35:30 EDT

You guys are missing the genius in her statement. She has told us that unlike us U.S. Americans who don't have maps, Iraq is filled with them! This is why we have been unable to locate any W.M.Ds. We were looking for weapons of mass destruction but what we should have been seeking out was Wahidah's Map Discounters! Mapquest shows that it is in south Bagdhad just past Salwa's House of Falafel.

LittleLolly

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karion — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:31:27 EDT

It kind of sounded like a run-on Foxymoron.

karion

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the_marquee_de_lafayette — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:30:48 EDT

Or she could just go on the Colbert Report for a little Palmetto tete-a-tete...

the_marquee_de_lafayette

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the_marquee_de_lafayette — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:29:32 EDT

She could follow in the tradition of another fellow South Carolinian more famous for her product- and surgery-amplified beauty than her ability to speak coherently: The lovely Vanna White, of scenic North Myrtle Beach.

the_marquee_de_lafayette

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guevara284 — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:29:06 EDT

@EvidenceOfAbsence: Ok - I am from Connecticut and can find South Carolina on a map. In elementary were taught that was the little state in between North Carolina and Georgia labeled "KKK".

guevara284

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the cajun boy — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:26:50 EDT

@SpecialK: no shit! i wonder if i can find that clip on youtube? as for my cajun accent i worked really hard not to have one. i ALWAYS thought that it sounded dumb. i will admit that it does come out occasionally with certain words when i'm hideously drunk.

the cajun boy

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far-far — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:26:24 EDT

I can practically read her mind as she's answering:
"huh? i have to speak? ohmygodmy brainis meltingfromallthatsemen i ate earlier oh godi'mforgetting...whatdid mycoachtellmeto say beforeigotlockjaw from... ohyeah!... And The Future Will Be Better For All Our Children!"

far-far

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guevara284 — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:26:11 EDT

@LolCait: You forgot Jesus.

guevara284

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guevara284 — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:25:34 EDT

Somehow went I sent in this tip I knew that Balk would be the one to pick up on it. Introduce her to Balk's Cock, that ought to smarten her up.

guevara284

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SpecialK — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:21:26 EDT

Hey just because you got the Cajun in your handle doesn't mean you're the only one running around in these parts. The embarrassing moment I'm talking about happened when she was on Miss Teen USA and, like I said, when she still had her Breaux Bridge accent going full-tilt (I think she ended up runner-up in that one). I met her sometime after that at a house party in Opelousas and she'd done the necessary work on her accent. (I don't know if you still have yours, but unlike the Southern accent, most Northerners don't find the Cajun one charming.)

SpecialK

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msb2: blue balls machine — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:19:36 EDT

@LolCait: I piddled.

msb2: blue balls machine

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earlytimezone — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:18:20 EDT

Shouldn't that be As Smarter As the President?

earlytimezone

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el smrtmnky — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:17:57 EDT

@Meredith: and she won't be able to find her way back, apparently. hopefully she packed some bread crumbs.

el smrtmnky

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barette — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:17:31 EDT

Kelly Pickler was in Miss Teen USA?

barette

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the cajun boy — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:16:49 EDT

@SpecialK: hey watch it! ali's a fellow cajun AND a friend of mine. and for the record, she was miss usa, not miss teen usa. although i do think that she competed in the teen usa thing once upon a time. and mario's possibly a bigger douche than anyone can ever imagine. oh the stories that i could tell!

and don't knock frog-gigging until you've tried it. besides, we had nothing better to do growing up down there.

the cajun boy

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KarenUhOh — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:10:54 EDT

You'd better watch it, bub. The cows know where you live.

KarenUhOh

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SpecialK — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:06:39 EDT

I haven't seen a Miss Teen USA speech this good since Miss Teen Louisiana, Ali Landry -- before the speech coach beat the Cajun accent out of her -- told the whole world about her frog-gigging expeditions on Friday nights in Louisiana. (She lost that year... but later won the real deal ... and by that, I mean a brief marriage to Mario Lopez)

SpecialK

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the cajun boy — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:04:19 EDT

@LolCait: oh no...that wasn't a shot at you personally. it's just that her middle name is "caitlin" and she's "lol" in an oh so endearingly shitteous way.

thus, "lolcait."

the cajun boy

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Unfun — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:03:04 EDT

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some ... people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as South African, and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and ... I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children."

It's really too good to miss for all those without youtube access at work.

Unfun

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Nard — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:01:56 EDT

@Nard38: "have not"

Nard

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a_wintour_winter — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:00:34 EDT

I'm from SC, but I am smart enough to know that it should be

"Americans' inability"

I am embarassed for my state, but come on! the other girls got questions about Paris, Nicole, and Lindsay. Seriously.

a_wintour_winter

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Nard — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:00:11 EDT

@the cajun boy: I actually have gotten past "U.S. Americans." I'll keep trying.

Nard

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katastic — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:59:30 EDT

I am so proud to be a U.S. American.

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Helman — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:53:51 EDT

Is that the dude from Saved by the Bell?

Helman

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EvidenceOfAbsence — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:52:21 EDT

The actual problem isn't that of U.S. Americans finding U.S. America on a map. It's that New Jersey and Connecticut finding South Carolina on a map!

Not that Upton should complain. Lord knows she wouldn't have made third if it wasn't for her extra breast.

EvidenceOfAbsence

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brian griffin — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:52:01 EDT

Ummm . . . world peace?

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far-far — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:51:30 EDT

Trying to appreciate this when my computer doesn't have sound is like trying to watch Rock of Love with your Muslim grandmother, trying to watch a foreign film without the subtitles, trying to get high but not having any rolling papers then after smoking and when you've got the munchies realizing that the apple you used was the only food in the house, &c., &c.
Please for the transcription of this (or at least a smattering of favourite quotes). Much appreciated.

far-far

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atipofthehat — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:49:23 EDT

@LolCait: Check your calendar: it's actually Meanday.

atipofthehat

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atipofthehat — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:48:21 EDT

Isn't this where Merry Miller got her start?

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thomas — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:47:31 EDT

@stella_was_a_diver: I often saw Chris Burke ("Corky") walking around Union Square, looking quite dashing actually, decked out in classy suits. Next time this happens, I'm going to confront him, ask him what he thinks about the lack of maps in America and how South Africa might better be able to triangulate its location by adding pencil sharpeners to schools in Des Moines, and freeing sex offenders jailed prior to 1993. I will then slowly walk away, knowing I ruined his afternoon.

thomas

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atipofthehat — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:46:55 EDT

The man holding the microphone is doing a good job of not cracking up.

But why is Jessica Simpson in a beauty pageant?

atipofthehat

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LolCait — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:46:08 EDT

@the cajun boy: Hey! Why so mean on a Monday?

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NewRider — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:45:48 EDT

She makes George Bush sound like Noam Chomsky.
How embarrassing.

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mcginstein — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:43:19 EDT

December 20, 1860...if we'd have just let their secession stand we wouldn't have them dragging us down.

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the cajun boy — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:42:37 EDT

@Helman: i stopped with about 10 seconds left. too painful.

the cajun boy

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the cajun boy — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:41:59 EDT

and finally, the identity of "lolcait" has been revealed!!!

the cajun boy

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NYMinute — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:40:19 EDT

More proof that the results of "No Child Left Behind" are clearly debatable. Little Lauren Caitlin was obviously left behind the bus as it pulled out for smarts-ville. Must have been the fumes.

NYMinute

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Helman — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:40:18 EDT

That was harder to watch than the toddler getting kicked in the head.

Helman

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NYM — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:38:03 EDT

Awwww...at least she finished well. Her Colgate smile was super pretty!

NYM

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jollytime — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:34:06 EDT

What a brilliant satire of our president.

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atipofthehat — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:28:28 EDT

She's doing about as well as certain blog editors do with their apostrophes.

atipofthehat

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annab — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:27:12 EDT

I never thought I'd say this, but thank God I'm from North Carolina.

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sexbot — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:26:03 EDT

Actually, during the talent portion that came earlier in the night she snorted a bunch of ground up Plan B that was arranged in an outline of her home state. So she was just a bit fucked up, that's all. Jeez, give her a break.

sexbot

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sassypants — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:26:02 EDT

"The Iraq, everywhere like, such as." Awesome.

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sarahjessicaporker — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:25:16 EDT

You know, if Jessi hadn't kicked that addiction to caffeine pills, she could have stayed up all night and tutored Miss South Carolina on the tricky nuances of the world's geopolitical boundaries.

Damn you Zach!

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Nard — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:25:15 EDT

I wish Harry_Greek was here to tell me how to feel about this [fade to montage of dumb comments with "So Hard to Say Good Bye" playing in the background].

Nard

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GothamTomato — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:25:03 EDT

Made perfect sense to me.

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bifteck — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:24:23 EDT

Poor thing is a victim of No Child Left Behind.

bifteck

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yourfaceis — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:23:59 EDT

"And, world peace! But only for U.S. Americans."

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LolCait — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:21:00 EDT

Her parents would be so ashamed. Good thing they're just a pair of spark plugs and a boneless chicken breast.

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LittleLolly — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:19:53 EDT

All hope is not lost: I understand that the position of Attorney General has just opened up. I'm sure she would be shoe-in!

LittleLolly

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RufusV2 — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:19:27 EDT

She's purty.

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scroll_lock — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:19:25 EDT

You should see what little miss teen queen did with a folded map on her Facebook photos. "Miss New Jersey, line one."

scroll_lock

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uhhuh — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:19:06 EDT

Ladies and gentlemen, the pride of Greenville-Spartanburg.

uhhuh

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KarenUhOh — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:18:30 EDT

Talk dat isk.

KarenUhOh

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nycheartbreaker — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:16:48 EDT

That poor thing.

nycheartbreaker

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Honoria Glossop — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:15:31 EDT

go cocks! (GROAN.)

Honoria Glossop

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stella_was_a_diver — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:14:44 EDT

@thomas: Hell. Even Corky from "Life Goes On" vomited after watching that.

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globalnomad — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:13:12 EDT

@mlc

Third runner up apparently. I shudder to think of what the fourth runner up might have said

globalnomad

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jabber — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:13:09 EDT

@mlc: God, I hope she did.

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LolCait — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:12:31 EDT

"In addition, the Iraq and South Africa and other Asian countries should look at maps and take them to the other maps and then they should dig a hole maybe to China to show them the maps and then maybe all the maps will be better so US American school kids can know what a map of Asia looks like, especially where South Africa is in Asia, and then the US Americans will be smarter than the Iraq and then Osama won't be able to see the map. Also, freedom."

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fwah-mawvaze — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:11:38 EDT

U-S-Americans [!!!]

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thomas — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:10:13 EDT

Mario Lopez, cultural ambassador for The Betterment of Cartography, is disgusted.

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mlc — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:09:29 EDT

She won, right?

mlc