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Famous Author Celebrates Birthday With Live Nude Boys @ Home Sweet Home

gaycurmudgeon — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 13:53:05 EDT

"if I'm not getting a BJ, why am I here?"

I ask myself that question every time I go to the Eagle.

gaycurmudgeon

Famous Author Celebrates Birthday With Live Nude Boys @ Home Sweet Home

ThingvsThing — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 13:07:08 EDT

OMG! I'd Captain Mustacio if he didn't prefer manties to panties. That gentleman's a fresher catch than anything at Citarella.

ThingvsThing

Famous Author Celebrates Birthday With Live Nude Boys @ Home Sweet Home

oneninesevenfour — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 22:59:18 EDT

@Pope John Peeps II: You need a date. I need to get out of DC. WE CAN'T ALL HAVE WHAT WE WANT. Thank you.

oneninesevenfour

Famous Author Celebrates Birthday With Live Nude Boys @ Home Sweet Home

SchmatSchmaymon — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:56:48 EDT

I don't think you can use downtown as a discrete adjective anymore. And if you can, then Gore Vidal invented "downtown." Looks like a super fun party though!

SchmatSchmaymon

Famous Author Celebrates Birthday With Live Nude Boys @ Home Sweet Home

Pope John Peeps II — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:53:57 EDT

Those Sarah Lawrence girls are cute.

Shit... i need a date....

Pope John Peeps II

Famous Author Celebrates Birthday With Live Nude Boys @ Home Sweet Home

Tom Foolery — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:40:43 EDT

I used to date the guy with the mustache for two years - he's the "Friendster" artist in that group show in DUMBO a while back. Man, this is his SECOND time on Gawker - I totally suck.

Tom Foolery

Famous Author Celebrates Birthday With Live Nude Boys @ Home Sweet Home

the cajun boy — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:37:48 EDT

when i read is "like Gore Vidal but a little bit [Ed: Um, 21 years!] younger and more downtown" i thought for sure that this was going to be a post about ian benardo.

the cajun boy

Famous Author Celebrates Birthday With Live Nude Boys @ Home Sweet Home

rod — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:20:08 EDT

Little Flower, just wait till you get to my age. (Thirty-nine, feeling fine!) Then those "same ten guys I see at the Metropolitan every Sunday" (on the burger and hotdog welfare line) will become a whole city of "my ten friends and all the other gays in the city which either I or one of my friends already fucked/sucked/felched/dated/married/etc."

rod

Famous Author Celebrates Birthday With Live Nude Boys @ Home Sweet Home

heartbreakturnip — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:19:15 EDT

Wow, Bennett cher, you might want to update your Amazon profile at that point where it says you're into "girls who wear too much makeup." Because that smells a little like a lie, or like someone afraid to alienate his tween/teen girl readership with the revelation that Lulu Dark is a big queen!

heartbreakturnip

Famous Author Celebrates Birthday With Live Nude Boys @ Home Sweet Home

asketchymess — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:19:02 EDT

Oh My Gay Hell. Is that Aaron Hicklin in the third photo rocking rolled-up madras shorts with laced boots?

asketchymess

Famous Author Celebrates Birthday With Live Nude Boys @ Home Sweet Home

Mr. Kim Gordons Panties — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:14:42 EDT

Gay people always look like they're having the best time ever. But I bet, secretly, they're only having a pretty good time.

Mr. Kim Gordons Panties