<![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> So Tucker Carlson admits on national television that as a young man he assaulted another man in a public restroom over sex...and no one cares. Both assault and public sex are against the law...yet Carlson was not arrested. How is Carlson any different from the panicked guys who attacked Matthew Shepard?! And what was he doing there in the first place? Dude. Your name is Tucker and you wear a bow-tie. You deserve to get your self-righteous dumb ass beat.

beyondyou

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> K122N,SMIRK, I'm with you all the way. I am so sick and tired of hearing straight men rant about getting "checked out" by gay men - whether it be a perceived look, comment, or perhaps the dreaded toe-tap! Often, this egregious offence is just that - perceived. Many straight men are so homophobic that they assume all gay men are out to violate them. I hate to break it to you guys, but most of you are not that hot.

We women go through this garbage on a regular basis, from straight men. Yet as K112N points out, we are only "allowed" to fight back after the harrassment has already seriously begun. Unlike straight men, we do not have the god given right to beat up a man who grabs us, rubs against us, calls us a bitch if we don't want to flirt - the list goes on and on. When "straight men-bashing" becomes a reality, then Gibstein can talk to me!

For Mel Gibstein to describe a dance club as an outlet for "natural hormonal exposure" where women go to "experience physical contact" makes it sound like women are expecting, perhaps even hoping to experience some sort of sexual violation. Unlike a men's room however, where a mere look or word validates a serious beating!

Tucker Carlson is either a proud gay-basher or a flat-out liar. When asked about the incident at Georgetown, he implies that he was verbally hit on, then brags about the manly way in which he had to get a friend to help him beat up this sicko. In his later statement, he insists that he was physically assaulted, ran away, then returned with a friend and the police - who then did the bashing. Carlson was clean. So either this man is a homophobic bully who gets off on beating up gay men, or a pathetic loser who needs to make up macho lies in order to justify his own (obviously lacking) manliness.

Tanzie

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> You have to wonder why Joe Scarborough didn't mention that he killed a female aide in his office back when he was a Republican member of congress and she was about to reveal their affair. I mean, talk about awkward...


Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> i actually quit soccer when i was younger because having sex in the bathrooms at the park was more appealing.

bjk31

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> This reminds me of the George Michael bathroom incident of years ago. Except G.M. admitted to enjoying the blowjob.

queenbozaki

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]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> What he really needs is a good spanking

gingirl

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> come on, nobody has EVER wanted to fuck tucker carlson.

ellagood

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> But wait. Isn't he also saying he'd totally beat the crap out of Senator Craig?

Koreanish

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> I have a feeling this one's going to be sweet before it's all said and done. Which is to say, yes, he did just admit to a crime. He's been gay-baiting previously with his whole thing about 'special rights' and it's only going to get worse.

Koreanish

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Tucker Carlson needs a pipe shoved far down his throat.

A rusty, metal one that is.

plasticaisle

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @demetria23: isnt EVERYTHING funnier than an episode of ELR?

k122n

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> This is funnier than an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond.

demetria23

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Funny, how he feels the need to say that he's the least anti-gay right winger out there -- I think this is the next wave from those who doth protest too much.

They've gotta know the jig is up -- if they're on the record as being anti-gay, we all know what that means: They're gay as a tree full of canaries.

And he's worried about the creepy guys in the public bathrooms? Come on. The really creepy guys are the talking heads on the pseudo-news shows.

GothamTomato

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @katastic 12:48: So this means he can literally go fuck himself?

mainiac

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @crotchety: d'oh! you are so right

@backslider: thanks for backing me up!

hugs all around, and i promise not to beat anybody if they spring a boner.

k122n

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @k122n: You forgot to include Backslider. His was the earliest and a very articulate rebuttal to Mel.

crotchety

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Sigh. I wish more girls would grope one another in bathrooms. Gay boys have all the fun.

TenderPervert

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @SinisterRouge: Absolutely. And what I find so risible about the supposed Gay! Menace! is that whole "whoa! better not drop the soap in the shower" bullshit. Oh yes, all gay men simply can't help involuntarily sodomizing any male creature within a 10-mile radius.

tammyfey

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @crookedE: Dan Abrams? Never. Not in a million gazillion years. Not possible. Convinced yet?

AndIAmTellingYou

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> More disturbing to me is that whenever of these wingnuts gets caught being less than hetero they always equate homosexuality with pedophilia like Tucker's mention of 'creepy guys' around the soccer field where his kid is. Gay = Pedophilia.

SinisterRouge

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Despite the recent Onion hating it was once a notable place for jounralism, and I think I remember Tucker doing some work for them under a pseudonym and discussing this story more openly in the past. I actually thought he was describing an awesome thresome and then realized he had to back peddle on TV with the whole hitting and cops nonsense. Notice the pause after him and his friend grabbed him and having to be prompted to say what went next. For a brief moment, he was free.

JesusKong

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Is it just me, or was there a whiff of repressed homosexuality in their awkward giggling? They couldn't keep a "straight face." (ha ha)

crookedE

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Does anyone even watch his show anymore?

Sir Winston Thriller

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> There is no greater measure of a man than the number of friends he has to recruit to help him beat up a faggot.

NoFo

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @Smirk: @Smirk: @crotchety: aww, thanks guys for backing me up. i seriously was starting to get all victimized and shit, like it was wrong of me to feel rage toward the men who are inappropriate like this all the time.

i think most men would be SHOCKED to find out how often their mothers / sisters / girlfriends experience this kind of shit on a DAILY BASIS. but i guess i'm kinda off topic now...

k122n

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @Smirk: Let me be clear here: unwanted physical groping, no matter the setting, is wrong. If all that happened to PreppyMan on MSNBC in a bathroom was a "wink and nod", then no, of course not. By his description, it sounds like something more. If someone groped me in a mens room, I might take a swing myself. I have no idea as I've never had that happen to me. I *have* been hit on by guys on many occasions, and my only reaction was a "no thanks", and that was it.

A physical "beating" is not in order for anyone with a friendly approach. But Preppyman seems to be insinuating that it was something more. No one knows but him.

There are some REALLY gross people out there, and I'm sorry, but I'm not going to feel bad for creepy old men trolling for tricks in bathrooms.

Mel Gibstein

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @momo:
THAT'S IT!!!1!

He was afraid his secret would get out: smooth down there like a Ken doll!


OMGBestFriendForever

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> BTW? Is that Tucker's O-Face in the freeze frame? Very disturbing!

LittleLolly

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Aren't the mere allegations preposterous? The allegations of Carlson having a penis, that is.

rod townsend

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @ Mel Gibstein

Let me get this straight. According to you, it's ok for a guy to rub his hard-on up against a woman's ass because he's in a dance club (i.e. he can physically touch her with her penis), but it's NOT ok for a guy to wink and nod at another guy (indicating a sexual advance) because it is in a bathroom? As a clarification, nowhere was it said that said guy grabbed Tucker's junk (ew).

What are you smoking?

So, in line with your logic, I guess the next time you get in an argument you'd prefer to be beaten heavily around the face and throat versus somebody glancing your way and giving you the "frowny face." As long as it is on the dance floor, of course. Gotcha.

Smirk

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> "One time I date-raped a girl after we watched the Vagina Monologues together. Haw haw haw! She didn't seem to appreciate the irony! But seriously! I'm an asshole!"

earlytimezone

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @katastic: I would guess that he's smoking pole from time to time, but he's not really, like "gay" or anything.

backslider

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @spielarama: Um, what? Tucker never said that some guy "grabbed his junk". He seems to say that some guy hit on him. Which, although possibly obnoxious, does not merit an attack. What are you smoking?

katastic

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @LolCait: fuck you fuck you fuck you!!!

i was so eager to post "tuck ever bashing" and you...you....AAAAAHHHHH...a pox on you for beating me to that lolcait!

the cajun boy

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @Mel Gibstein: You might be getting a little out of hand here, too, Mel. All we know is that Tuck was "hit on". That could be eye contact and a gesture. Even Tucker doesn't use the word "molest" to describe the incident.

crotchety

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Tom Cruise and John Travolta feel exactly the same way about public bathrooms, and we all know there's nothing more masculine than an action film star!

OMGBestFriendForever

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Dear Tucker,

When you told me your name was, "Tucker," and I said, "Are you fucking queer?" I wasn't trying to hit on you. Thanks, though, for providing my attorneys with the evidence they needed to move forward with the assault charges. I do think it is nice that you refer to your mother as your "Friend," though. Man, can she hit!

Love,

The Plaintiff

damiannyc

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @Mel Gibstein: Hang on. What exactly did some dude do to Tucker in the men's room? Did he grab is junk or did he wink at him?

And if we're going to talk about the need to beat and arrest anyone who makes untoward advances towards men in restrooms or anywhere else, we also need to arrest every man who rubs up against women on the subway.

No, it's not especially cool for gay dudes to hit on people in restrooms. But as a straight man I've picked up women in city parks, on the street, on the train and in bodegas. When I was single, if I thought a woman might be interested, I'd politely make some gesture to see if she was. Some were, more weren't. None felt the need to assault me and call the cops.

Gay guys have hit on me in all those places listed above and (yes) in restrooms. Somehow I lived through it and didn't feel the need to kick someone's ass because he found me attractive or merely open to a sexual encounter.

backslider

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> TC must be recalling this episode at double speed with the Benny Hill theme tune playing in the background. If not, its not as wacky as he seems to think it is.

rayolite

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Gaybashing With the Stars.

nappyheadedhoho

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Did this happen before or after Tucker forsook his once trademark bowtie? That guy always seemed a little fruity to me and there are plenty of studies that indicate that men who engage in the gay-bashing style assault he describes participating in think about dick at least a little more than they're comfortable admitting.

backslider

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> This reminds me of the time I was in Wyoming for a friends wedding.

D-Murder

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> This sounds like a Foxy Brown comment. "Tucker Carlson beats up gay men in public restrooms for not understanding what bowtie means in Hanky Code."

dirtydeer

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> "I can't even bring my son to the men's room at the park where he plays soccer because of all the creepy guys hanging around in there"

. . . who keep sucking my cock.

Creepmouse

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @KarenUhOh: Thanks. I don't know jack about DC except that it lacks hot gays. I always thought Georgetown was in Virginia. Don't you, like, have to cross a river to get there or something?

rod townsend

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> I second Mel Gibson. Him not wanting some guy grabbing at his junk in the bathroom seems to be an ok request and if some dude crept up on a chick in a bathroom, I would see nothing wrong with her getting some dude to beat him up. So Tucker was in his full rights to bring in a real man to do the tough talking to a bathroom perv.

spielarama

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @k122n: You're getting a little out of hand here. Nailgun? Also, you're going to compare the settings of a public MENS ROOM (place for natural physical relief) where one expects to go in and out without physical contact and a DANCE CLUB (place for natural hormonal exposure) where one expects to go to and receive physical contact?

That being said, I think you'd be justified in slamming said dance club boner boy against the wall and telling him to knock it off. : )

Mel Gibstein

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Actually after the friend and the cops showed up, they took turns giving the poor guy swirlies and giggling. Just to complete the collegiate feel of the whole affair.

WheatGerm

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> no gay guys willingly hang out in georgetown.

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @momo: If I heard right, this incident occurred in Georgetown, which, if I'm competing seriously for Miss Teen USA, puts it in D.C. So the D.C. Code would apply.

D.C. recognizes "enhanced penalties" for "crimes of bias," including assault based upon "sexual orientation." The penalties (fine and, um, pokey) are 1-1/2X normal for similar crimes not based on bias.

There are also enhanced civil remedies, including the availability of punitive damages. Seems this may have occurred when Fu-sorry, Tucker was a teen, last week mentally but likely outside the civil statute of limitations.

It's prolly moot since it happened long ago, which explains the free talk and jocularity, although one hopes Abrams and Scarborough were laughing simply because TC is such a complete wad.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @Mel Gibstein: i dont think anyone here is defending the 'right to cruise' - rather, admonishing tc for using violence in retaliation. and not right when the transgression happened, mind you - he actually went out, discussed with a friend, and went back and beat the guy. and then laughed about it on national tv.

lets put it this way - if i went and grabbed my roommate every time a construction worker asked me to 'bend over' or 'walk a little slower' or 'give him a kiss,' and then we went back and shot him with his nailgun, you don't think i'd be arrested? or how about every time a guy rubs his hard-on, unsolicited, up against my ass on the dancefloor of some club - would i be justified in using excessive force to slam his douchey face into the pavement?

i think not.

k122n

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Am I the only person completely unable to get past the idea of "Gay Mothra"? I have been drawing in my composition notebook non-stop.

Tearany

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> On the other hand, now the gay guy in the bathroom has proof when he tries to tell people Tucker fucking Carlson beat him up.

pinch_vintage

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Assuming "it's only gay if the balls touch," Tucker proves himself anatomically exempt from gay taint.

WideStanceRomancer

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> I haven't heard this much about seedy bathroom sex since I lived near that rest stop on I-81 in Virginia. Some of those truckers have some damn fine acoomodations in the back of their cabs, let me tell you.

Aatom

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> tucker carlson is in yer bathrms, beating ur gayz

k122n

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> What we need in America is more men like Tucker Carlson taking doodies near more men like Larry Craig.

gawkimo

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> While I agree that it's a bit wimpy to "get someone", I must defend Tucker here and say that said weirdo got what was coming to him. Sorry, but anyone who tries to molest someone in a bathroom and who clearly isn't asking for it deserves to be pounded against the wall.

People who hang out in bathrooms (or any public area) for the purpose of "getting some" are sexual deviants and should be exposed/arrested/detained before something worse happens. This isn't a gay/straight issue or a "hate crime". These people are fucking creeps.

Let's not compare to Matthew Shepard. PLEASE.

P.S. Tucker hasn't worn the bow-tie in a long time, people.

Mel Gibstein

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> tucker carlson, not-gay, obvs

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> The "gay dude" in the bathroom was totally Ann Coulter, that tranny.

treasuretroll

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> you know what else pisses me off? how tucker is so proud that he's the 'least anti-gay right-winger you'll ever meet.'

so what you're saying, tuck, is that you're still a LITTLE bit anti-gay? just not as much as those other right-wingers. still hate them tho, right?

k122n

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> My Toto Washlet® hit on me.

sanson

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @Elektra:
Yes, I agree. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.


OMGBestFriendForever

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Whatever happened to using the bathroom for its intended purpose of TAKING A CRAP?

SeriesOfTubes

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> But to answer the question at hand, whether Carlson committed a crime:

From HRC.org:
No provision of Virginia's hate crime law recognizes violence against individuals because of their sexual orientation. Race, religion, conviction, color and national origin are the categories explicitly recognized under Virginia's hate crimes law. Va. Code Ann. § 18.2-57 (2002).

So while there was not a "hate crime" per se, it does seem that Carlson has confessed to assault with intent to do bodily harm.

rod townsend

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> He can't take Tuck Jr. into the men's room because he's afraid that someone hanging out in there will call out to him using his secret name "Nibbles."

MadameDecline

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> If we had coed bathrooms like Ally McBeal things would really kick up a few notches.

nycheartbreaker

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @LolCait: Seriously!

How do you do it?

Is being brilliant your job or something?

Cripes.

botoxtastic

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> It's amazing how often this editorial is a fitting comment on Republican-related shenanigans:

[www.theonion.com]

nowimpissed

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Someone let this guy reproduce? That seems like the real problem here...

ae38

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Isn't it obvious? The "gay guy" wasn't hitting on Carlson - he was comparing the size of his bow tie to the size of his eensy, weensy babydick.

fasthugger

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @Carol Gardens: You're kidding! I always assumed ladies rooms were so exciting! I mean, you have a couch! And everyone brings friends, there must be a party!!1!!!?

brian griffin

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @katastic: One unarmed gay, even. Though I don't blame him. Those gays can be crafty, sneaking up on you with the blowjobs when you least expect it. If he has a friend there and something ends up happening, at least the two of them can sit around later and say, "Dude, you totally know that didn't mean anything, right?" "Yeah dude. We're cool. Let's go fuck some chicks."

brian griffin

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Wow. Ladies Rooms are boring. Once in a while, someone asks to borrow a tampon. (They don't really mean "borrow", btw.)

Carol Gardens

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Who knew that D.C. was such a hotbed of down low

miss_msry

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> If he did this, and it is beyond despicable if he did, why in the hell would he say so on national TV? What a dumbshit.

hhpeterson13

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> It's as if there's a direct correlation between the amount of chest-thumping these gay haters do, and their own secret queerness. And, FWIW, I'm a registered Republican, and kind of a right-wing nutjob on my own. Also straight. I just don't hate other people for living their lives in a way that makes them happy.

TheOldPooperoo

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @LolCait: Brilliant. Even more so than usual, and that's saying a lot.

TheOldPooperoo

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @LolCait: Only when he is wearing a gabardine suit.

LittleLolly

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Tucker just wants everyone to remember the last time his journalistic ethics were questioned.
Oh wait- probably not.


Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Sick. What an asshole. He should be fired. I suppose Matthew Sheppard was funny too?

MSC

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> In fairness, I was just trying to see if his bow tie was really a camera.

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> I think he meant "sword-fighting ensued, and this caused him to hit a stall with his head..."

chunkybunk

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Tucker stopped wearing the bow tie almost immediately after Jon Stewart made fun of him (on Crossfire) for doing so. Clearly he has a man crush...

CaptainOblivious

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Wait, he "went back with a friend"? What a wimp!

blogylonian

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @KarenUhOh: Me too. Although, since he had reason to believe the guy was gay, could it also be stretched to a hate crime? Please? So that he'll be punished more? And have to eat his bowties into eternity?

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @pinch_vintage: Yes, he meant he "hit him against the stall"... with his cock.

katastic

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @Tom Foolery: Ew.

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> If by "someone he knew" he meant a half gallon bottle of cherry flavored lube, and by "hit him against the stall with his head" he means play with his sphincter while jiggling his balls, and by "admitting it on the air" he means "come over to my apartment at 8 and do it again" then no, I wouldn't press charges either.

vandusen

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> The toilet video should air every time Tucker speaks.

TheBigDoggy

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> He looks exactly like my first roommate in college who tried to get me to beat off with him (on multiple occasions) - but it wasn't gay because we were in our own beds, of course.

Oh, and he was a Republican.

Tom Foolery

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> These guys are dicks. That is all.

swedish fish jr.

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> I love that he's proud that he had to GET HIS FRIEND to help him beat up ONE UNARMED GUY. Good job, Tuck. Not only are you a dick, you're also a pussy.

katastic

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Tuck ever bashing.

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> "So this guy I met in the bathroom told me he liked my outfit and I was all, 'Thanks, you don't think my ass looks fat in these pedal pushers?' And he was like, 'No I'd tap that in a second.' So then I go, 'Yeah? Thanks! That's so sweet of you to say!' Then he asked for my number saying maybe we could hang out sometime and that's when I got my buddies and kicked his ass. Fucking queers."

Products Will Save Me

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Yeah, I wonder how hard Tucker would laugh if the next uninterested woman HE hit on felt justified to knee him in the balls.

I'll knee him in the balls without him even having to hit on me first. Free of charge. Just so he can assess.

picardia

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> What he really means to say is that he brought back "someone he knew" carnally. Because he and Mike are really trying that monogamy thing right now and they don't need some bathroom hustler to upset the delicate balance.

pinch_vintage

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> For someone who's that defensive about his sexuality, it's strange that he still likes people to call him Tucker.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Oh, who is she trying to kid?

Elektra

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @paulrevere: No, because T.C. is a Mothrafucker.

atipofthehat

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Wait, this guy still has a career? Didn't he get "off" politics? Was demoted to a game show about recognizing lint that looks like crossword puzzles?

Liberace

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> was tucker wearing the bowtie when this happened? cos, you know, as they say, he was "probably asking for it."

k122n

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @nonce: I second mathnet's "Ha!"

mcginstein

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> How long did Tucker have to wait to get hit on?

Does he still have "Commode Cheeks" from the long wait?

atipofthehat

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Tucker Carlson couldn't deflect the attentions of one bathroom admirer himself? Are we talking about a Gay version of Mothra or something?

paulrevere

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> (the equivalent for women, I mean)

HeatherNumber1

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> The preppie gay bashers always hang around the parking lot to pick up the queens they just beat up.

Just sayin'.

yellojkt

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> So for straight guys, the men's washroom is pretty much the equivalent of the entire fucking world. Does this mean we get to curb guys who wolf whistle and grope?

HeatherNumber1

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @nonce: Ha!

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]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> @KarenUhOh: Encrapment.

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]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Poor guy, getting his head banged against the stall. Sometimes it's hard to tell which right-wing nut-job dandies want the blow jobblez.

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]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Dear Tucker,

Just a quick note to remind you about a) Dancing with the Stars and b) your bowtie collection.

Sincerely,

Your Repressed Homosexuality

nonce

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> & furthermore, as someone who hasn't taken a crap in ten years, what the hell was this twirp doing in a bathroom stall himself?

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> "I didn't beat him to death with a tire iron and leave him tied to a tree stump" = "least anti-gay right winger there is"

Nately

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> If there is a God, he'll go to jail and quickly find himself both the slamee and the slammed.

GorgeousGeorge

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> To answer your question, maybe/probably, although it doesn't sound like anyone's disposed to press charges.

What he has done, if this happened fairly recently, is confess to assault and battery, for which he could be sued civilly. And god damn it I'd take his little bowtied ass and pound it into the urinal of the American Judicial System.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> I once saw Tucker Carlson in a public restroom bent over himself, curled up into a little quivering, moaning ball. Occasionally his head would pop up and he'd say "Stop blowing yourself! Stop blowing yourself!"

Also, where is his bow tie? Was it too geigh for these proceedings?

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> "I'm the least anti-gay right winger you'll ever meet."

...in a men's room stall?

Withnail

]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> Tucker Carlson likes group.

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]]> <![CDATA[Tucker Carlson Beats Up Gay Men With His Friends]]> i love the video of the toilet.

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