Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland - Gawker Comments

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

josh speed — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 14:20:35 EDT

@Creepmouse: That is *funny*!!!

josh speed

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

sessionseven — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:25:13 EDT

I went to junior high with Mr. Laliberte. He always claimed he wanted to be "a diplomat." I suppose he's finally living the dream...

sessionseven

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

Creepmouse — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:52:14 EDT

How long until the "Doucheland Uber Alles" t-shirt?

Creepmouse

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

TawnyFord — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:58:04 EDT

United Arab Effeminates?

TawnyFord

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

TawnyFord — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:57:00 EDT

Djidoucheti?

TawnyFord

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

TawnyFord — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:56:27 EDT

Douchebai?

TawnyFord

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

depardoo — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:50:31 EDT

Grand Douchie of Fuxembourg

depardoo

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

josh speed — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:29:44 EDT

You guys should get a fact-checker: Mr. Laliberte is actually the new UN ambassador from Douche-takistan.

josh speed

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

MsMuffinMcGuffin — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 08:34:48 EDT

@hughman: Bingo. Exactly.

MsMuffinMcGuffin

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

KarenUhOh — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 08:33:21 EDT

Think of the blisters he's going to get making all those life-size cardboard cutouts of the celebrity guests.

KarenUhOh

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

Pope John Peeps II — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:40 EDT

Wow. Eve Ensler? How does she have time to hit the town when she's sooooo busy WRITING NEW PLAy- oh.. RIGHT.

Pope John Peeps II

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

mr hotpants — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 21:10:11 EDT

Hey look everybody, its Grimace's gay lover!!

mr hotpants

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

valet_of_the_dolls — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 21:01:20 EDT

@Aatom: Well that's just silly. Use his head instead.

valet_of_the_dolls

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

Clarence Rosario — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 20:16:24 EDT

@DorothyMantooth: You're on: You steal the cement truck, I'll drive.

Clarence Rosario

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

DorothyMantooth — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 19:40:40 EDT

@Clarence Rosario: Ohmagah! The addition of the All Tom Jones! All The Time! soundtrack just made this the Must See Movie Of The Summer for me!

So, uh... Wanna come crash the U.N. with me?

DorothyMantooth

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

TVAddendum — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 19:38:15 EDT

(UNODC)You Know Dick.

TVAddendum

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

hughman — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 19:28:12 EDT

"I am writing on behalf of... the United People of Beneton."

hughman

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

NewMrsAstor — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 18:30:44 EDT

Hey can I return the 2 illegals I hired to trompe l'oiel my bathroom to this event? They totally went Tuscan when I specifically said French Empire! Isn't this something Kristian and his UN friends can help me out on? Hello? Hello??

NewMrsAstor

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

fileunder — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 18:21:21 EDT

NATO's so gay.

fileunder

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

noasalira — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 18:16:10 EDT

speaking as one in the building, pink-boy could get himself in a wee bit of trouble by saying that he is speaking for The United Nations, especially if he used the UN logo when he did it. Junior Committee of what? The UN doesn't have a junior committee department, and uhm, if someone dropped a dime on him....

The UN delegates dining room is indeed magnificent, it is also easy to get access to it and I'll be having a meal there tomorrow. In the coming months, I'll also be organizing an event there, tickets won't even be half that amount, and promise to post an invite on gawker so everyone can exaggerate themselves in poorly written emails to invite friends.

But still, isn't it nice of him to mention trafficking in his description of an event full of celebrities?

His devotion to the cause (of celebrity, ego, shallowness) is so rare to see in young people these days. He indeed represents the next generation of influential young people.

btw: next generation of influential young people? does he mean people his age? aren't they young now? or does he mean the ones younger than his generation? does he mean they aren't influential yet? if they aren't influential yet, how does he know they are next? maybe some other generation will cut in ahead of them?

noasalira

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

Clarence Rosario — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:49:55 EDT

@DorothyMantooth: Totally. With Tom Jones crooning "Sex Bomb" on the soundtrack.

Clarence Rosario

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

depardoo — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:39:54 EDT

Isn't there (and if not, why not) some international treaty prohibiting Mr. Laliberte from speaking or writing the phrase "UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon"? It seems so wrong.

depardoo

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

DorothyMantooth — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:39:47 EDT

@Clarence Rosario: Right?!
I'm wondering how many girls they get out of the sex trade by blowing them up.

DorothyMantooth

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

depardoo — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:38:22 EDT

@Babraham Lincoln:

Yes.

depardoo

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

Colonel Mustard — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:38:15 EDT

"My mom hired us a fortune-teller, too -- and not one of those phonies with a fake Hungarian accent who 'taaahhhks like zeeeees', but like an ACTUAL psychic -- and we can make s'mores in the fireplace, because it's gas and my mom said it's cool. I have Coke and Diet Coke and Sprite, but if you want like ginger ale or something, you have to bring it yourself, and Butros Butros Gali is bringing cheese dip and Tostitos! Hope you guys like Mean Girls and Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants as much as I do! TTFN!"

Colonel Mustard

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

Aatom — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:24:11 EDT

I think it's the quizzical head tilt that he always affects for pictures that makes me want to pound my face against a brick wall the most.

Aatom

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

BinkysDream — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:22:33 EDT

Wow, does this mean that Gawker is actually invited (provided, of course, that you pony up the dough)? Or is he authorized to deploy the UN Peace-Keepers to keep your photogs out?

BinkysDream

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

CherriSpryte — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:15:31 EDT

@Babraham Lincoln: gay, or you're a seven-year old girl looking for new outfits for Ken.

CherriSpryte

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

stew — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:15:29 EDT

the cult people with the nikes called and they want their super-creepy mass-suicidal look back.

stew

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

Herrmann W. Kotyatko — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:12:13 EDT

I suppose that I can't hire an escort for this event. At least one can smoke in UN HQ.

Herrmann W. Kotyatko

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

Clarence Rosario — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:08:04 EDT

Roland Emmerich? Oh, fuck you. Godzilla sucked.

Clarence Rosario

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

stew — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:07:07 EDT

arrgh, I hate when you send an email but forget to take out the part that makes it clear you're trying to get in Zac Efron's pants.

stew

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

the_mayoress — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:05:31 EDT

I'll watch anything based on The Girls Next Door!! Holly is my favorite!!1!

the_mayoress

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

IHateWhatYouHaveOn — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:05:31 EDT

@PimpMyCouch: I don't believe you even get a seat at the kid's table for that-maybe standing room out in the hallway.

IHateWhatYouHaveOn

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

MisterHippity — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:04:54 EDT

I think it looks real cool when guys stuff crap into the front pockets of their pants, so that they walk around with two pocket-lumps on either side of their crotch. That, and the dual pink collars (one popped, one not), are the dead giveaways that this man must be a professional stylist.

MisterHippity

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

CafeConLeche — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:02:58 EDT

Kristian, Perez called and needs this outfit back.

CafeConLeche

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

collegecallgirl — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:59:47 EDT

I hear the sex traffic in LA is really bad on the freeways.

collegecallgirl

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

eastvillageidiot — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:58:21 EDT

@bodreeyard: But Sex Trafficking is Yum-O!

eastvillageidiot

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

gonzosmom — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:57:41 EDT

Kristian will be performing the selfless act of personally opening his home to a number of boys between the ages of 9 -14 (provided they're pretty and look good in leather).

How can they ever repay him?

gonzosmom

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

Baberaham Lincoln — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:57:25 EDT

Am I gay for actually liking his outfit?

Baberaham Lincoln

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

bodreeyard — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:56:26 EDT

Isn't Kristian worried that the white slavers will mistake Rachel Roy for Rachael Ray and abscond with the wrong fame-whore?

bodreeyard

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

TedSez — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:56:06 EDT

I used to support this cause wholeheartedly. But then he went and misspelled Zani Gugelman.

TedSez

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

PimpMyCouch — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:54:05 EDT

Junior committee? So he's at the kid's table?

PimpMyCouch

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

LolCait — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:53:46 EDT

"P.S. Look at my pink dress! I mean shirt! I look like a pagina. I hope you come to my party because I'm going to be soooooo sad if you don't!!!!! OMG I'm freaking out!!!! EEEEEEEEE!!! Partteeeeee!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and could you bring potato chips or dip or salsa or something? I made a mix cd so no worries about that. I love you, whoever you are (or maybe I don't.) -K, bitches."

LolCait

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

LaPretentieuse — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:53:21 EDT

Send this letter to 10 other people by midnight, and you will escape a horrible death.

LaPretentieuse

Kristian Laliberte Is The New U.N. Ambassador From Doucheland

rod — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:50:11 EDT

Sally Struthers?

rod