- Gawker Comments

c_webb — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:43:50 EDT

They forgot vomit.

c_webb

Mediahohoho — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:11:33 EDT

Also breaking:

Republican, evangelical gays more likely to be closeted
Women willing to sacrifice male attractiveness for money, power
Proliferation of Viagra ads on sports programming possibly connected to sedentary leisure activities

Mediahohoho

mcginstein — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:46:43 EDT

I hear the jury's still out on science.

mcginstein

KarenUhOh — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:43:11 EDT

These febrile women in their dying chairs will soon meet their match in Jerry Lewis's illiterate cigarettes.

KarenUhOh

ascot-revival — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:37:59 EDT

And to think that those sweet little hussies on Rock of Love are going to all that trouble.

ascot-revival

Smitros — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:32:23 EDT

The world's awash in this stuff.

I recently edited a paper finding, among other things, that high school students found attractive by their peers are more popular than others.

Who knew?

Smitros

eastvillageidiot — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:30:25 EDT

Hey, I'll have you know that studying the sex lives of rockers is on the list of most dangerous professions, right behind cab driver and postal employee.

eastvillageidiot

Clarence Rosario — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:29:23 EDT

@Dwayne Provecho: And the attendant study of comical papal haberdashery.

Clarence Rosario

Aatom — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:28:58 EDT

In an ironic subset of data, it turns out that most gay men do NOT want anything to do with married creeps cruising airport bathrooms. But they could find very few statistical differences between gay men and rock stars.

Aatom

MisterHippity — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:27:07 EDT

@LittleLolly: I'll wait for the shortened versions to appear in Duh Digest.

MisterHippity

Henifer Hropes — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:27:03 EDT

What's the average SAT at the Tautology University?

Henifer Hropes

MisterHippity — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:24:06 EDT

But who will conduct the scientific research into whether rap stars are more likely than average to be involved in shooting incidents?

MisterHippity

LittleLolly — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:23:18 EDT

These and other cutting-edge studies may be found in this month's issue of "No Shit Sherlock Monthly"

LittleLolly

DorothyMantooth — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:20:00 EDT

@Dwayne Provecho: Curses! Beaten to the punch -- and more wittily, at that!

DorothyMantooth

DorothyMantooth — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:19:23 EDT

Also that study about the theistic beliefs of the world's great religious leaders.

DorothyMantooth

MisterHippity — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:19:22 EDT

So it isn't just me? What a relief! I've felt like such a freak for all these years ...

MisterHippity

Dwayne Provecho — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:18:33 EDT

To say nothing of the well-funded study on pontifical religious affiliations.

Dwayne Provecho

TedSez — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:18:30 EDT

Combine both studies, and you'll understand why the hottest women only date ugly rock stars.

TedSez