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Gossip Girl Is The Most Important TV Show About Manhattan Ever

Trackback — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 17:15:41 EDT

If Alessandra Stanley went to school with Serena van der Woodsen and Blair Waldorf, I suppose Gossip Girl would write something on her blog like, "A trashed B and S in the Times, but the whole school thought she sounded like a total moron.

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Gossip Girl Is The Most Important TV Show About Manhattan Ever

HowDareThey — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 19:58:03 EDT

I want to see heroin habits immediately.

HowDareThey

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arirang — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 01:35:04 EDT

Nice, this is like "Saved" but without the Jesus-land action.

@ascot-revival: At least there is an asian girl. All of those episodes of The O.C. and NOT ONE ASIAN??? SoCal is wall to wall Asians, what a rich fantasy out of wishful thinking.

arirang

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type_slowly — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 13:37:16 EDT

@Hortense de Beauharnais: I'm pretty sure this comes on after ANTM.

type_slowly

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resa — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 01:54:53 EDT

People, people. Any self-respecting skinny bitch wouldn't finish her yogurt because that's like, omgz, how many calories?

(Plus, Blair is bulimic, so she probably considers food in #-of-bathroom-trips quantities. And I would know. I read the book.)

resa

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jiquecesoir — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 23:10:07 EDT

I used to love those books...in middle school. I stopped around number 5 and there's gotten to be so many that I don't remember where I've left off. Anyway, I'll probably check out the show but I don't know how long I'll follow it for. Props to whoever put Ratatat music in the background though! :D

jiquecesoir

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rubyruby — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 22:13:58 EDT

Because I also recognized blondie as on the sisters in the sisterhood I took the liberty of looking up her age: 20. Not terrible, if she's supposed to be playing 18. If she's supposed to playing 15, then nah-ah. The brown-haired bitchy one is 21 years old. Thanks, IMDB.

rubyruby

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btrp — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 19:15:36 EDT

@thebomb: I may or may not have actually made a spreadsheet of all this. Or put premiere dates in my calendar.

btrp

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phoebecrack — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 19:10:09 EDT

ratatat + gossip girl????? wrong wrong wrong...but almost right?

phoebecrack

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nadarine — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 19:02:42 EDT

Shannon Doherty v 2.0 = I'm in love.

nadarine

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BaconCat — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 18:38:51 EDT

That was the wierdest denoument to a Law & Order eposide yet. Did they replace Jack McCoy with that skinny bitch?

BaconCat

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sing_michael_sing — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 18:38:00 EDT

@Fritzpeterson: stop looking at me! STOP LOOKING AT ME!

sing_michael_sing

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nowmedusa — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 18:08:48 EDT

@picardia: They filmed in Cobble Hill a few weeks ago - might be real NYC, but not necessarily the upper east side...

nowmedusa

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jasmine — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 18:01:10 EDT

@metroville: Dunno, but I'm pretty sure the African-American girl is named 'Tootie'.

jasmine

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picardia — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:46:33 EDT

@worth79: Actually, it's filmed in NYC. The fakest stuff on the show is the real stuff. Paradox!

picardia

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Lysergic Asset — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:43:43 EDT

It's bad enough when you're 30 and look 40, but when you're 16 and look 40... that's just sad.

Lysergic Asset

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MadgeicLife — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:39:48 EDT

Baloney! A show that's really about teenage brats would have dialogue written exclusively via text. Like, OMG.

MadgeicLife

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marie123 — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:39:14 EDT

@iwn2000: based on a torturousky written stupid series (which I admit to reading in HS...finally quit in the middle b/c all of the f*cking books became the same horrible story about despicable characters and the clothes they wore, in detail....I lost a couple hundred brain cells for my troubles). Blame the author for the stereotypical names

marie123

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bellethellama — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:35:31 EDT

This is going a long way to satisfying the emptiness that was the aborted series Manchester Prep, which was supposed to be a serialization of Cruel Intentions only with a young Amy Adams in a weekly hour-long smut fest. Sadly, Rupert Murdoch/FOX found it too smut-tastic even for their taste, so it got re-edited into the glory that is Cruel Intentions 2.

This show better live up to the high expectations I have for it.

bellethellama

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antisocialite — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:35:11 EDT

I just checked the show's site and the bitchy brunette's character's name is "Blair Waldorf." Like, seriously? The writers couldn't come up with a better name than "Snotty rich girl from 'Facts of Life'" + "Fancy hotel/salad that rich people enjoy"?

antisocialite

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DorothyMantooth — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:27:20 EDT

@Phyllis Nefler: Ah, a method actress, then? I see.

@Huitzi: Holy crap! Can't say that I've actually seen it (I sorta expected it to be a horror flick, actually), but any movie with Vicki Stubing and Isaac is a Must See in my book!

DorothyMantooth

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the rzo — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:21:23 EDT

I especially like the Ratatat softly playing in the background. Josh Schwartz can always be counted on to popularize the stuff I used to care about.

the rzo

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GirlCat — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:19:16 EDT

Must. Not. Watch. But I totally want a T-shirt.

GirlCat

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sinikl — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:18:15 EDT

i was promised the opportunity to watch these chicks " as they drink, snort, and screw their way through high school." instead i got eye rolls and Ohmahgah face. my only consolation is that Balk's Cock probably hates him more than i do for having to watch this.

sinikl

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SinisterRouge — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:13:18 EDT

@skinnybonejonesey: Yes! That general bad sexy girls private school with white knee highs Britney when she was hot look.

SinisterRouge

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Ceiling Cat — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:12:35 EDT

@DorothyMantooth: Perhaps it was 1998's "Sandman."
Huh?

Ceiling Cat

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antisocialite — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:08:16 EDT

Why were those girls being so mean to their teacher? Don't they know she could flunk them?

antisocialite

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Cheap Shot — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:04:57 EDT

oopsI meant 'buy' that.

Cheap Shot

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Cheap Shot — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:04:14 EDT

@skinnybonejonesey: You Rule. I will by that immediately!

Cheap Shot

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slinkimalinki — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:03:31 EDT

looks like doree left balk her ovaries

slinkimalinki

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Phyllis Nefler — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:00:21 EDT

@DorothyMantooth: Soulmates!

Hm, perhaps you saw Blake Lively when she appeared on Entertainment Tonight playing the role of Herself? I heard that it was a masterful performance.

Phyllis Nefler

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Pherdnut — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:57:44 EDT

My empathy for a group of fictional New Yorkers hasn't fallen to these depths since Sex in the City.

Pherdnut

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skinnybonejonesey — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:51:37 EDT

@SinisterRouge: Or Cruel Intentions!

skinnybonejonesey

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skinnybonejonesey — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:36:19 EDT

@Cheap Shot: I'm gonna do it. Like, tonight. With iron-on transfers and shit. Badass.

skinnybonejonesey

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SinisterRouge — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:35:40 EDT

Why are they dressed like Alicia Silverstone in Clueless ?

SinisterRouge

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DorothyMantooth — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:28:37 EDT

@Phyllis Nefler: Ohmagah! Must refresh before commenting!

Also, are we the same person? 'Cause I'm pretty sure we are...

Oh! And while I'm here, IMDb tells me that "Serena" is one "Blake Lively" (let's just call her Gingerly), who I know I've seen somewhere -- and it wasn't in no sisterhood of no traveling pants. Halp!

DorothyMantooth

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thebomb — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:25:23 EDT

You're welcome, I mean.

thebomb

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thebomb — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:24:47 EDT

@Phyllis Nefler
@Hortense de Beauharnais: ANTM is 8pm, GG 9pm... start date Wednesday 9/19...your welcome. This vital information has been on a post-it on my computer for 2 weeks. Priorities in check.

thebomb

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What it is — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:23:47 EDT

@TheUptightMidwesterner: Or maybe it's the calcium boost for her osteoperosis cuz bitch look OLD!

What it is

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DorothyMantooth — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:23:15 EDT

@Hortense de Beauharnais: Wait, isn't ANTM on the CW? How do they conflict? (This is important for my own TiVo-scheduling needs. Er. I mean someone's TiVo-scheduling needs.)

DorothyMantooth

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TheUptightMidwesterner — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:20:01 EDT

@What it is: I played that clip 5 times. I need to know more about the yogurt!! Is she implying she has some trampiness-related yeast infection??

TheUptightMidwesterner

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BK_KT — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:15:25 EDT

@Phyllis Nefler: Pretty sure its on CW AFTER ANTM. And yeah, my wednesday night schedule is getting full. Monday has already suffered some losses. Note to programmers: If you spread out all the good shit, I will be glued to my couch for the whole week, so all your ad dollars can go to work!! Bitches.

BK_KT

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rod — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:12:01 EDT

@What it is: yogurt is for eating compulsive that are all, "oh, but it's okay, cuz, like, it's fat free"

Also, duh, backwards?

TRU GOY

rod

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far-far — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:09:12 EDT

I don't understand why the Asian girl is there. Shouldn't she be at, like, Stuyvesant or Hunter?

far-far

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What it is — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:07:08 EDT

ohh....I get it, because yogurt is for poor people. Or wait, did she mean yogurt was for slutty people?
Maybe it was just the quantity of yogurt in general?
...this show is SO confusing...

What it is

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Cheap Shot — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:06:29 EDT

When will NBC create the "Park Slope Princess" Series?

Cheap Shot

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Cheap Shot — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:05:16 EDT

It's like "The Facts of Life" meets "Melrose Place".

Please make me a T-Shirt that reads:

"Your Kinda Not Invited."

Cheap Shot

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Hienry — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:05:01 EDT

@Huitzi: Savior. God that was annoying.

Hienry

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:04:32 EDT

Fine, but why is she dressed like Barry Lyndon?

Chaim Gnadelstein

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rod — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:04:09 EDT

and it's filming outside my office tomorrow on East 25th ... and I'm swampted with work ... i sooooooooo want a walk-on part ...

rod

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metroville — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:01:36 EDT

Which one is Brenda, again?

metroville

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gazprom — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:00:35 EDT

i've seen the pilot and it made me want to wrap my car around a telephone pole. so did schwartz's other show "chuck" but more for the tired "quirkiness" outlined in that article posted here yesterday. so logically both will be huge.

gazprom

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BottomOnTop — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:00:10 EDT

It's like "Popular" but 7 years later.

BottomOnTop

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Hortense de Beauharnais — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:59:34 EDT

@Phyllis Nefler:
You're right. Maybe they're messing with the schedule to get people hooked. Those bastards probably already know I need me my hateful bitches.

Hortense de Beauharnais

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Aatom — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:59:07 EDT

@momo: or XES

Aatom

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Moff — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:58:32 EDT

@momo: Only if you can prove you only use it for work purposes and never for entertainment, according to my sources.

God, I need to go outside.

Moff

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the cajun boy — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:58:04 EDT

@momo: it can. i've been doing it for about 4 years now.

the cajun boy

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Moff — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:57:25 EDT

@collegecallgirl: Also, Cedric Diggory dies.

Moff

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rod — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:57:02 EDT

@the cajun boy: Raises hand, wonders if cable can be written off on taxes.

rod

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Moff — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:55:36 EDT

@gootah: Yeah, the cops were really surprised, too, but they still booked me.

Moff

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collegecallgirl — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:53:39 EDT

@Huitzi:

God, spoiler.

collegecallgirl

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Moff — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:53:19 EDT

Actually, I don't think I've ever seen an Asian on the Upper East Side. Seriously, now that I'm thinking about it. God, that's weird.

Moff

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Colonel Mustard — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:50:39 EDT

@sexbot: I know exactly what you mean. This show is going to break my vaginity all over again, and I CAN'T WAIT.

Colonel Mustard

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Moff — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:49:23 EDT

I appreciate how careful they were to include all the various ethnicities found on the UES: blonde, also blonde, brunette, and Asian.

Moff

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gootah — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:49:19 EDT

the best part: the girl who plays serena is actually still in high school. my best friends younger brother goes to the a new york public clas for people in the arts, and shes in his math class. so sad.

gootah

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bess marvin, girl detective — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:49:09 EDT

as an innocent freshman in college, i wasn't able to pry myself from the cold, calculating world of "The O.C." (at least until i gave it up after the second season). But, as a smarter, college graduate, i can honestly say that i won't even give this piece of shit show a flying chance. sorry, josh, the hills already fills my "white, generic looking, overprivileged teens" quota. and i can't look at blake lively's face without thinking of that shitastic movie "sisterhood of the traveling pants."

bess marvin, girl detective

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TheBigDoggy — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:46:36 EDT

Please, baby Jesus, make the hot girl who purrs, "And you're kinda not invited," into a heartless, psycho-bitch. It's supposed to be a long, cold winter.

TheBigDoggy

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Fritzpeterson — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:46:10 EDT

Just the kind of show my wife will watch and damned if I don't wind up getting sucked in too.

But, having gone away to prep school in the seventies (showing my age, oops!) I'm a bit perplexed at the logic of sending the girl away to "boarding" school because she is loose. Didn't her rich parents go to prep school? I don't recall any loose girls being reformed at "boarding" school. To the contrary, I'm aware of quite a few who blossomed into particularly "liberated" sluts.

Fritzpeterson

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psych101 — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:45:29 EDT

The actress who plays Serena looks WAY TO OLD TO BE IN HIGH SCHOOL. For most of the episode we thought she was someone's mom.

That or the tutor who does all their homework. I will probably end up loving this show, although I predict a brief struggle trying to tear myself away from Bionic Woman (I love me some Kara Thrace).

psych101

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The Girl Also Blogs — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:45:15 EDT

But what KIND of yogurt?

The Girl Also Blogs

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ascot-revival — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:45:13 EDT

After all that porcelain skin and tweed, my retinas are on fire.

ascot-revival

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Phyllis Nefler — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:44:48 EDT

@Hortense de Beauharnais: Aren't ANTM and GG both on CW? I ask this frantically.

Phyllis Nefler

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the cajun boy — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:44:08 EDT

can we get doree back as a guest columnist to write, oh, i don't know, a thrice weekly analysis column?

the cajun boy

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Ceiling Cat — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:43:54 EDT

Blondie's the one who lost her virginity so devastatingly in Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants

Ceiling Cat

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freshnesst — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:43:15 EDT

Oral sex really says a mouthful.

freshnesst

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tylercoates — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:43:13 EDT

This show would be better if it was about fat indie-rock singers.

tylercoates

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Hortense de Beauharnais — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:43:05 EDT

For me to tivo this I have to not get Fashionista Diaries or America's Next Top Model. Hello, people who make the schedules, the same person watches all this crap!!! Please space out the crap in the future. I like to watch my hateful bitches on tv so it reminds me it's not me when I deal with the hateful bitches in real life.

Hortense de Beauharnais

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JojoSaysNo — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:42:15 EDT

"Looks like you got a lot of yogurt left!"

Ooooh! Burn!

Wait, what?

JojoSaysNo

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Ceiling Cat — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:41:10 EDT

"way too old" -- an homage to 90210, no doubt.

Ceiling Cat

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rod — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:39:56 EDT

I wonder which gay bar will be the first to have a viewing party? (Vlada, I looking at you.)

rod

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collegecallgirl — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:39:52 EDT

Oh my god, I watched the video before reading after the jump and I seriously thought Serena was their teacher.

collegecallgirl

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Dobosher — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:39:26 EDT

It's clearly on the steps of the Met.

Dobosher

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Dobosher — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:38:44 EDT

Not Toronto.

Dobosher

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Sigerson — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:36:22 EDT

Yeah, because the ruffled collar look is so classic UES....

Sigerson

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ascot-revival — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:35:18 EDT

Don't play into the submissive stereotype! Say something, Asian girl, SAY SOMETHING!!!

ascot-revival

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LolCait — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:22:16 EDT

I just gotta say that it's nice to watch a Gawker video where someone isn't shrieking in my face.

LolCait

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Truculent — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:20:34 EDT

Bored in 23 seconds, and that's WITH the adderal

Truculent

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worth79 — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:20:00 EDT

i thought this was reality tv. plainly not the case - that's toronto in the background.

worth79

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Metcalf — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:18:29 EDT

Martha Stewart got pwned.

Metcalf

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sexbot — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:18:11 EDT

This show is going to make me cum with no hands!

sexbot