<![CDATA[ - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[ - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[]]> @sexbot: And Shannyn Sossamon is wondering where she went wrong.

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA[]]> This sounds like the beginning of a really boring dirty joke.

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Sorry for the double post.

Like all natives of Perth, he's probably been looking to Mount Helena all of his life.

dweeb

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @sexbot: Well as long as she is not making out with Busy Phillips and that girl's ex boyfriend, she is fine.

spielarama

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Celebrity threesomes, they never last.

jupiterspaw

]]> <![CDATA[]]> God, I hope she's showered since that Chris Isaak video. It can be really tough to get sand granules out of the fleshy folds of one's nutsack.

Sara Benincasa

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Somewhere in Brooklyn, Michelle Williams is pouring Six Point Ale on her face and screaming like a madwoman. 10 bucks says she gets involved in some sick Scientology threesome with TomKat.

sexbot

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Clearly yhis fledgling relationship is already experiencing its ups and downs.

dweeb

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Clearly this fledgling relationship is already experiencing its ups and downs.

dweeb

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Heath is fucking everything.

TheBigDoggy

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Heathena Ledgeworth.

Seriously, that little rendezvous adds up to maybe 250 pounds. It must have sounded like one of those old wooden bikes on a cobblestone street.

SlightlyLessDeliciousNoise

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I hate word problems.

koala325

]]> <![CDATA[]]> It would be in extremely bad taste to mention "noose porn" on this thread -- so please don't!

atipofthehat

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Heathworthensen?

SlightlyLessDeliciousNoise

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