<![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> Whatever it is, I'm against it.

DonPardoCalrissian

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]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> Having had similar "Nair gave me chemical burns and made me smell like a toxic wasteland" experiences as many of you, i'd like to point out that the idea of using Nair on my ladybits makes me flinch in fear - as it will many of the 12 year olds who decide to Nair their legs.

So maybe its a good thing? In a reverse-psychology kind of way?

And also, de-hairing your legs when the hair starts getting darker b/c of puberty is fine. Why all you perverts assume girls will be going completely bare everywhere is beyond me.

CherriSpryte

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> Is there a product that encourages hair growth? Cause I don't want my daughter near you perverts.

Kim Gordon's Panties

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> Trend that continues to baffle and disgust me. See another interesting article at
[4twk.com]

Kate.N

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> The age of the target market isn't so out of line, but check out this ad copy:

I am a citizen of the world...I am a dreamer. I am fresh. I am so not going to have stubs sticking out of my legs.

Proof that, to paraphrase Nick Carraway, the capacity for shame was handed out unequally at birth.

TheLorax

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> And now presenting....

KY for Kids!
with the slogan "I'm a KY Kyd!"


scarletmenace

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> @NotAndersonCooper: They should never have approved the war on pubes. Fucking congress.

I always thought it was obvious that there was no link between pubes and al Qaeda.

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> I still have scars from My First Chemical Burn when I was twelve. They're near the scars from My First Accident With a Razor when I was eleven. I grew up to be a total slut.

SylviaPlathWasFramed

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> I used it when I was younger. Nothing like smelling of chemicals from navel down.

lovely nigerienne

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> It's all part of the war on pubes.

NotAndersonCooper

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> Sigh... In case it should become obvious for some reason, yes, HotCheetos and I are from the same household. She was so proud of the profile pic she chose.

Pherdnut

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> What?!? And rob a young girl of the sacred rite of passage that is cutting the shit out of yourself when you try to shave your legs for the first time at your slutty friend's slumber party?

hotcheetos

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> @MadameEducatrix: P. S. Stacey, have you met Kurt Eichenwald?

MadameEducatrix

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> Dear Stacey Feldman,

Once you start laying on the bullshit, it grows back thicker and darker every time you shill for "The Church and Dwight Company,"

MadameEducatrix

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> @mollmoll: One would hope they've since worked on the rancid perfume odor. (& thanks for the prosaically vivid memories!)

Obviously Not Omniscient

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> @Yank: I was being silly/sarcastic. (See@Colonel Mustard's link/reply above)

Obviously Not Omniscient

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> Imagine mom's suprise when she is all ready with the reasons why Susie can't get her ears pierced and Susie asks, "Mom, can I rip all of the hair from my crotch?"

vicksmydawg

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> Ah yes, when I "removed hair" with Nair 1.0 for the first time, it truly was a "life-changing moment," Stacey. All excited that my smooth 7th grade legs would distract all the cute boys from my frizz and lankiness, that sweet smell of dog pee emanating directly from my newly Nairy legs just opened up my world. Thanks, Nair, for ruining middle school. Truly life-changing.

Molly Friedman

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> I'm just going to coat my still-hairless daughters with shellac and prevent the noxious weeds from growing in the first place.

c_webb

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> @Pope John Peeps II: @Shanghaibaby: @theobviouschild: these are hysterically, scarily sick but completely imaginable possibilities. To which I add the Shrek and Fiona home waxing kits marketed to both boys and girls.

shesaidwhat

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> @theobviouschild:

There is no European ad...no market...

Yank

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> they should totally do a tie-in with American Girl.

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> The first-timer stache bleaching ad is much more risque

princeCapsaicin

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> Prepubescence: No longer just for girls in their twenties.

Pherdnut

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> @gefilte_fish_blues: the vagina airbrushing.

ellagood

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> @Colonel Mustard: and @Colonel Mustard: Agreed, and Haaaaa.

Obviously Not Omniscient

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> @theobviouschild: [www.nothingsville.com]

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> @theobviouschild: Anyone who hands their daughter a Bratz doll, and then later wonders why that girl dresses like a whore and sleeps with 45-year-old men, should have their reproductive organs harvested.

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> P.S.: Any idea on what the European ad campaign looks like?

Obviously Not Omniscient

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> @Shanghaibaby: Also coming soon: Pez-flavored birth control pills in Bratz-doll dispensers.

Obviously Not Omniscient

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> I have some jokes I could make, but I'm afraid the FBI would use them to blackmail me into revealing where I've hidden the Lost Diamond of Zanzibar.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> Currently working on Pre-rainbow Nair. A hair-removing creme designed for 'special' tween boys. The ads will be targeted to their gym teachers.

shanghaibaby

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> @grandmoffbastard: No kidding. My parents were damn strict, and I hated it, was never going to treat my kid like that. Now, I'm way stricter on my kid than my parents ever thought about being. Surprise. Those "dumb rules" make a hell of a lot more sense once your grown.
Before I had a kid, I figured I would be the "cool Mom" Nope. I'm the Mean Mom. But's that's okay, because one of these days (not now) my kid may just understand why.


flyoverstate

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> What part of that ad is aimed at the mothers?

gefilte_fish_blues

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> @ellagood: I always use my roommate's nose-hair clippers.

moff

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> @flyoverstate: My lady and I have pretty much decided that our kids are not going to ever get anything ever. Because we never did, and we turned out fucking terrific, thank you.

moff

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> this is fine by me so long as gilette starts showing young boys how to trim. way too many men missed that fucking boy scout lesson...

ellagood

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> thanks to the mother fuckers behind the now-discontinued flick razor, this life-changing day simultaneously produced a bloodshed akin to that of truly becoming a woman.

ellagood

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> @Conbon: If he'd kept a tighter rein on that girl, maybe she wouldn't have been making out with her own brother all the time.

moff

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> Does that child in the picture have her belly button pierced? Yes. She does. Sigh. And no way I would buy a chemical hair remover for a middle school child. Those chemicals are strong! If she's got to shave, a good old fashioned razor and shaving cream work just fine.

flyoverstate

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> @Conbon: Perfect!

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> If there's a Tweentoys in Prebabeland now, don't tell me about it.

atipofthehat

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> @grandmoffbastard: Lord Vader will not abide such talk about Leia

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> This reminds me of the time I asked my really sweet-natured boss if he thought his 10-year-old daughter was going to want one of Abercrombie & Fitch's new-at-the-time thongs for preteens and nearly got punched in the face.

moff

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> This post makes me feel guilty.

unutterable

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> You know, with Emily not around and Doree gone, it was a missed opportunity to talk about man things and manliness and manatees today.

rod townsend

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> The first time I removed hair from a 14 year old girl, it was a life-changing experience for me. Following this event, I became more athletic and enthusiastic, learning how to run and jump over medium-sized obstacles. Later, in prison, I practiced my ability to barter! In conclusion, these are the reasons I would be perfect to work at your company.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> @Conbon: Haaa!

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> @Colonel Mustard: And Abigail Breslin was beginning to look like a swarthy Greek merchant. Oh - What's that? She...She is?? Oh. Never mind then.

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> I want so desperately to comment, but I feel the icy spectre of Chris Hanson / Dateline NBC looming over my shoulder. Is this one of those traps of theirs?

GorgeousGeorge

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> Oh great, now I have to flag my thoughts.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> It's about time they came up with this. Dakota Fanning practically looked like Robin Williams in that rape movie, and it totally ruined the scene.

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> Wait, this isn't Jezebel? Whoops.

sheistolerable

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> @srosenb: Nah, she's way too hairy-looking.

And Balk, as a fellow MoT, I will cop to shaving for the first time around 11 or 12. So I don't find it distressing from a target demographic standpoint -- only from the depillatory creams are naaaasty standpoint.

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> What? I wasn't allowed to shave my legs until I turned 13 and suffered peer scorn the whole year I was 12.

sheistolerable

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> "HELLO?! FEMININEPRODUCTISM!"

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> Pigtails, a pierced navel, and depilatory prowess -- whoever these 10-to-15 year-olds are, I know where they'll be working in 11 to 7 years.

City_Dater

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> Nair do ill.

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[Bring On The Smooth Young Girls!]]> Sarah Silverman is their spokesface.

srosenb

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