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Britney Boy Gets TV Deal

Atelier — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 08:19:32 EDT

This is NOT a good thing for gay culture. If I were gay, I'd be really worried right now.

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Trackback — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 18:26:18 EDT

OLD FRIEND: We’re not surprised O.J. Simpson’s sudden return to the headlines finally lured Kato Kaelin from Hollywierdo hiding for a little more of that sweet Juice-knowing attention he loves so much. We’re just suprised it took him so long.

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notoriousbhc — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 17:59:24 EDT

he could use a zac efron spray tan. bitch be pale.

notoriousbhc

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mathnet — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 17:00:08 EDT

@Colonel Mustard: Haaaaaaaaaaa!

mathnet

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lovely nigerienne — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 16:29:02 EDT

This man will do to the gays what Paris Hilton has done to women: set you back 50 years.

lovely nigerienne

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newyorkese — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:41:04 EDT

For some reason, watching Chris' movements and mannerisms reminds me of the villian in Silence of the Lambs when he dances in his "woman" costume.

newyorkese

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PimpMyCouch — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:26:29 EDT

There is no faster way to achieve your dreams than posting a second-take video of yourself pretending to cry about insults hurled at a washed-up teen-pop starlet who has just given a completely appalling performance on a live music video awards show.

I am patiently waiting for Tiffany to make a comeback so I can fulfill my Crocker-esque dreams. Look out, world! Here I come!

PimpMyCouch

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valet_of_the_dolls — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:25:14 EDT

And with that, I have no more internalized homophobia. It's completely externalized now, and pretty focused.
Thanks?

valet_of_the_dolls

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freshnesst — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:19:24 EDT

Coming attractions from a trailer park near you.

freshnesst

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zaky — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:17:52 EDT

Austin Scarlet: Life After Project Runway

zaky

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StaciesMom — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:13:11 EDT

I hope the show is really just Chris and his grandmother sitting in an empty room, glassy-eyed, to the audio from 'Kate and Allie'.

StaciesMom

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lefty — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 14:24:04 EDT

"internet superstar" - oxymoron or contradiction in terms?

lefty

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Pherdnut — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 14:17:41 EDT

Damn! First I discover how easy HTML, CSS and Javascript are AFTER the '90s are over and now I discover how much of a success you can become by videotaping yourself at your most useless and my 20s are over!

Pherdnut

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fortqueenmean — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 14:17:27 EDT

Great-I needed something to ease the upcoming loss of Queer Eye. It's what we cocksuckers love to watch.

fortqueenmean

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spielarama — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 14:05:11 EDT

Whats amazing about this shitastic news is that this douche gets a tv show and "Arrested Development" was cancelled. Plain and simple: this is what is wrong with entertainment and America.

spielarama

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TheOG — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 13:55:53 EDT

Yup...it looks like the terrorists really have won...

I guess Mystery will be running in '08 next.

Kill me now.

TheOG

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depardoo — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 13:48:23 EDT

@TyraMale:

We're only more deserving in a short-burst sort of way.

depardoo

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NinaHagen — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 13:42:04 EDT

@Colonel Mustard: God, is that Scott Thorsen?

NinaHagen

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Yawn — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 13:22:27 EDT

Seeing as I'm planning to be him for Halloween, I'm glad he's staying in the news.

Less 'splaining to do on my part.

Yawn

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Colonel Mustard — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 13:14:34 EDT

Colonel Mustard

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SeeingI — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 13:13:39 EDT

Tennessee, huh? That's where I live. I'll watch out for locusts.

SeeingI

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The Dewd — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 13:10:50 EDT

Arrrr! In unrelated yet equally relevant news, today be National Talk Like a Pirate Day! Avast!

The Dewd

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gaynyernbama — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:57:45 EDT

i totally saw this coming.

gaynyernbama

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Queen of the Passive Aggressives — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:56:17 EDT

He will host fashion police, sell a line to H&M, and retire by December.

Queen of the Passive Aggressives

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TyraMale — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:53:22 EDT

@TyraMale: God, I need to go back to third grade and learn how to separate clauses. Oh, and punctuation would be nice, okay?

TyraMale

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TyraMale — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:51:37 EDT

@the cajun boy: Oopsy daisy.

TyraMale

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TyraMale — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:51:10 EDT

I guess my question now is, seriously ... should we be (and are we truly) outraged and/or disgusted that this dude is being "rewarded" in the media for essentially being a ... a ... what, exactly, a attention vacuum or whatever one's specific beef with him is, or are we more outraged and/or disgusted because the interest in attention vacuums is growing more and more and we wish that were not so, because we want it for ourselves because we are more legitimately talented and deserve to be seen or we wish that everyone else did not want to watch people who are attention vacuums? or a third option? sheesh--if my question made sense to you say "ho-oh!"

TyraMale

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josh speed — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:47:04 EDT

@KarenUhOh: Welcome back--I didn't see [read] you for a few days while they were totally yanging up the site!

josh speed

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ellagood — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:45:13 EDT

@LolCait: if that's who i am, then i'm really sorry for the roast we put on the other night.

ellagood

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Steverino — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:44:01 EDT

If they ever make Zelda: The Adventure of Link as a gay emo flick, he'll be first in line, with Britney as Zelda. At the end, he rescues her from jail, then they can't find the raft to cross the Colorada River to Vegas, so they get married in a cave in Arizona surrounded by fairies.

Steverino

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GorgeousGeorge — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:43:59 EDT

@collegecallgirl:

Bush-Cheney '08: Don't Change Horsemen Mid-Apocalypse!

GorgeousGeorge

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DeviSama — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:41:59 EDT

Its just a hair flip!

DeviSama

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bklyn4ever — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:40:32 EDT

B**** Please...welcome the modern incarnation of black face.

bklyn4ever

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C.H. Sanson — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:39:47 EDT

He belongs on The View.

C.H. Sanson

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Sarcastro — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:38:18 EDT

As long as they keep making booze, I'll get through this.

Sarcastro

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SlightlyLessDeliciousNoise — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:36:43 EDT

See, this is why I have no idea why people are so fucking thrilled about YouTube. Congratulations, dumbasses, now the biggest moron in the world has a television show for his moron e-friends to watch him on.

SlightlyLessDeliciousNoise

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ascot-revival — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:35:42 EDT

Gossip Girl hasn't even debuted yet and along comes a knock-off.

ascot-revival

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LolCait — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:34:27 EDT

@ellagood: The Academy of Television Arts & Sciences.

LolCait

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ellagood — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:33:01 EDT

i'd rather watch him than the hills or perez sez any day.

i'd also rather watch two and a half men over the evening news, so who i am i judge?

ellagood

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KarenUhOh — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:28:00 EDT

Fuck this shit. Time to cash in. I'm teaching my parrot to bawl, "O.J. is NOT HUMAN!! Don't [beep] his [beeping] [beep]!! [BEEP] OFF, [BEEPERS]!!!"

KarenUhOh

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Ed — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:27:48 EDT

As somebody on anotehr forum pointed out, take him out of his little posted home-videos context and things will seem different.

But at least he finally got a job.

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Clarence Rosario — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:26:51 EDT

Just wait until they get a load of the YouTube video I'm posting about my meltdown in front of the Continental counter at JFK when my flight to Minneapolis got delayed an hour.

Cha-ching!

Clarence Rosario

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werewolf — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:25:16 EDT

That's it. I'm moving to a Swiss village to live in a stone house and paint water colors for amusement and cut myself off from the rest of the world.

werewolf

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LolCait — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:25:03 EDT

LEAVE NO ONE ALONE, EVER!!

LolCait

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nowmedusa — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:24:55 EDT

perez has already destroyed idle channel surfing for me

nowmedusa

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La Cieca — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:22:42 EDT

By the time the "docusoap" get on air, Crocker will be at least 21. (He turned 20 a couple of months ago.) A 21 year old living at home with his grandparents lacks a certain rebel edge.

On the other hand, his unflustered webcam interview with Jimmy Kimmel suggests he might make a pretty good talking head for "I Love the '90s" type docutainment.

La Cieca

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the cajun boy — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:22:38 EDT

@TyraMale: seriously, i just said this in the JA post, but the day of the locusts is truly upon us.

this is so depressing.

the cajun boy

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sexbot — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:20:24 EDT

Jesus!

sexbot

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City_Dater — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:20:17 EDT

That sound you just heard was every actor on two coasts throwing up again and again before calling an agent/manager/best friend to scream "why did I bother with years of training and crappy regional theater gigs?"

This is going to be worse than the first time some Real World bimbo starting turning up everywhere.

City_Dater

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KarenUhOh — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:19:57 EDT

What the fuck took so long?

KarenUhOh

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jse82 — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:19:45 EDT

We are the last remaining souls on earth not to have a reality TV show.

jse82

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Ha Ha Sound — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:19:31 EDT

The most interesting thing about his new show is that it's a remake of Miami Vice. Tay Zonday plays Tubbs.

Ha Ha Sound

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Truculent — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:17:01 EDT

SATAN'S BALLS. Is there ANY piece of shit that won't somehow make it's way to the Great Glowing Eye? "He's a rebel character"? More like a shreiky, very annoying drama queen. 44 Blue needs to understand that most of those eight million downloads are people who wanted to see an on-screen gay meltdown about a white trash singer meltdown. Shit, I'd watch a Mystery marathon before I would dedicate 5 minutes to this kid.

Truculent

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:16:49 EDT

Oh, and homosexuals: mind that pendulum -- it swings back fast.

Chaim Gnadelstein

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BK_KT — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:15:55 EDT

I'm sooo watching this.

BK_KT

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Darth Funk — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:15:46 EDT

that's it. i can't take this ridiculous world we live in where success is now merited by the number youtube views one receives! has it really come to this? aww shux, i might as well admit it: i'm just jealous cause my youtube videos don't get many views, meaning i'll be sitting in this cubicle until the world ends. the good news is that will be very, very soon.

Darth Funk

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perfectionista — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:15:12 EDT

Come on, everyone knows by now it wasn't a second take. It was the second of two videos. In the first he was just getting worked up. The second half of it was the now-infamous "Leave Britney Alone!"

perfectionista

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Nately — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:14:30 EDT

@DavidWatts: Exactly. The lesson is never apply yourself to achieve anything useful. Ever.

Nately

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:13:05 EDT

If the horsemen need a fifth, I'm in.

Chaim Gnadelstein

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NYCF — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:12:06 EDT

@LolCait: "Elves Gone Wild!"

NYCF

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ThighHigh — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:11:54 EDT

So it's not fag-bashing if it's done with a contract and a camera?

ThighHigh

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jse82 — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:11:53 EDT

OMG, I cannot WAIT for his show. It is so going to be this season's "Rock of Love"

jse82

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MsMuffinMcGuffin — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:11:41 EDT

Will they be there to document it when the local rednecks beat the crap out of him?

Yuck all around.

MsMuffinMcGuffin

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DavidWatts — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:11:24 EDT

Why did I go to college again?

DavidWatts

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MissTicklebritches — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:10:34 EDT

Will the entire show be filmed in his sheet fort?

MissTicklebritches

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Products Will Save Me — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:10:32 EDT

And he talks.

Products Will Save Me

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LolCait — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:10:14 EDT

The happiest boi in all Middle Earth!

LolCait

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SinisterRouge — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:09:30 EDT

Of course he did.

SinisterRouge

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depardoo — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:09:21 EDT

If I see his puss even inadvertently while clicking through channels, my head is going to explode.

depardoo

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collegecallgirl — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:09:18 EDT

In related news, pedestrians are reporting four horse-like figures hovering in city skies.

collegecallgirl

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GraniteInMyVeins — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:09:15 EDT

wow, he just screams meth addict.

GraniteInMyVeins

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NYCF — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:08:52 EDT

"Leave Chris ALONE!! He's a HUMAN!!" [sic] [bawling, sheet-clutching ensues]

NYCF

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MissTicklebritches — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:07:39 EDT

LEAVE US ALONE! YOU BASTARD!

MissTicklebritches

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TyraMale — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:07:01 EDT

Endtimes, ya'll.

TyraMale