<![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> Those aren't flags: they're just festively decorated!

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> RCMP Bukakke!!!1! (Say in your best cheerleader shout.)

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> @cassandra:

Right?

Like I said, I will never understand Fabio, no matter how many people try to explain it.

City_Dater

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> @josh speed: They don't call it a Musical Ride for nothin'.

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> So he waxes his chest but leaves his thighs looking like hairy hams?

cassandra

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> i can has hozdown?

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> @josh speed:

They're not holding flags in mine.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> Halp! Ur doin it rong!!1!

mysterygirl

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> i has a skrunchee. iz not so gret aktully.

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> @josh speed: AND their horses.

ellagood

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> I haz nek geespot. Pleez rub heer. Thanx.

AndIAmTellingYou

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> @collegecallgirl: I know: ever have that fantasy with 50 RCMP officers circled around you?

josh speed

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> Ahm in yr vertybray, mekin u swoon.

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> @momo: jaw dropped. Who actually shops at Marc Jacobs? Suddenly, I decided this was a two pudding night.

mindbling

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> Mah membir. Is throb.

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> @crookedE: hehe, oh and

do not want!1@

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> @mindbling: ... one time, one a dank dark evening, I was walking down Perry Street on my way to Magnolia for some pudding. From out of the Marc Jacobs store came my high-school sweetheart, Darren Abernathy. Our eyes locked and my ...

rod

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> oh hai! i wuz jus tuchin maiself n the bafrum n now m uzing you keebored.

ellagood

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> Dear HarlequinRomanceReport.com,

I never thought this could actually happen to me but ...

mindbling

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> @shesaidwhat: I can haz gulden showerz?

BinkysDream

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> @City_Dater: It's the abs.

I <3 abs. and men in uniform. Oh wait, that was unrelated.

gingirl

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> She looks like she's peeing by the roadside.
And apparently Fabio just has a "wide stance."

shesaidwhat

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> I can't believe it's not better.

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> @BalknChain: HA! Jinx. I was just reminiscing about my favorite fantasy, in which Fabio is riding a rollercoaster dressed as Apollo and is hit in the face by a goose. Oh wait - that actually happened?

crookedE

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> My fantasies make these lady's fantasies look like Everybody Loves Raymond.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> A friend of mine used to write romances.
Apparently, Harlequin readers report having a lot of sex, though the books are full of candlelit flirting and not much actual banging -- my friend's theory was the women use the books as a substitute for the foreplay they aren't getting from their bored, over-in-three-minutes husbands.

Despite many conversations with her about her work, I still do not understand Fabio. At all.

City_Dater

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> Unfortunately, I think he may be diddling her with his--ahem--big toe.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> I can't believe it's not baby butter

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> Think more than one bird has whacked into Fabio's head? Just askin'..

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> Sure wish I hadn't spent my ration of exclamation points on LOLbandgeekz 'cause something's dangling

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> "His strong manly hands probed every crevice of her silken femininity, their undulating bodies writhing in sensual rhythm, as he thrust his purple-headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding."

j.blo

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> Fabio's thighs make me tingle. EWWWW on me.

miss_msry

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> @MisterHippity: INVISIBLE BAK VAJINA!!!!111!

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> @MisterHippity: I believe clavicle-fucking has been mentioned here, so why not shoulder-blades?

@Emily: "Bonjour to some serious tristesse!"
Only Tuesday and you've already made me laugh enough for the whole week. Keep it up, we may not miss Balk after all.

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> @MisterHippity: "The man on that book cover" is Fabio's real name.

rod

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> Ok, I've heard of titty-fucking, but the man on that book cover is apparently getting shoulder-blade-fucked. And, strangely enough, it looks like she's having more fun than he is.

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> I just fantasize about Balks Cock. That is all.

gonzosmom

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> So if this is like a Postsecret version of Harlequin, I must inevitably ask, when do we get LOLHarlequinSecrets?

kgibbs

]]> <![CDATA[Harlequin Wants You To Confess Your Sex Thoughts Online!]]> Let us know what Denton decides, k?

Conbon

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