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Harvard Jerks Who "Can't Afford" Hotel Room Pass The Hat On Facebook

glitterati — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 14:41:31 EDT

have people stopped fucking in Widener?

glitterati

Harvard Jerks Who "Can't Afford" Hotel Room Pass The Hat On Facebook

VenusCloacina — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 15:38:00 EDT

@Ms.Smalls: Are both of your parents longtime publishing insiders? Because then you're golden.

VenusCloacina

Harvard Jerks Who "Can't Afford" Hotel Room Pass The Hat On Facebook

Ms.Smalls — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:01:33 EDT

Sold for 50K huh? then I know my first book better get that amount...

Ms.Smalls

Harvard Jerks Who "Can't Afford" Hotel Room Pass The Hat On Facebook

Pop Socket — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:50:13 EDT

@cyanidecygnet: But I bet they don't return the money.

Pop Socket

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clickable — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:50:39 EDT

How can someone fail so monumentally and spectacularly at life, that even though he is (a) white, (b) male, (c) in possession of a reasonably attractive face, good teeth, full head of hair, and commanding height, and (d) a graduate of Harvard, he has maneuvered himself into an economic status quo where he can't fucking afford a night at a decent hotel in Boston.

Is this a joke? Because it's entirely possible I don't understand Gentile humor; the air I breathe isn't nearly as rarefied. But if this for reals, then Jeebus, dude, kill yourself now. You're pathetic.

clickable

Harvard Jerks Who "Can't Afford" Hotel Room Pass The Hat On Facebook

ladyjaye75 — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 22:17:21 EDT

I guess they didn't like the attention after all -- their group no longer exists, and their individual profiles are set to Friends only.

ladyjaye75

Harvard Jerks Who "Can't Afford" Hotel Room Pass The Hat On Facebook

beppolina1 — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:29:56 EDT

Pop Socket: This gum tastes funny!

beppolina1

Harvard Jerks Who "Can't Afford" Hotel Room Pass The Hat On Facebook

RollsRoycehead-on — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:21:16 EDT

He's kind of cute, actually. I assume she has a stellar personality.

RollsRoycehead-on

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Sargasm — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 17:49:24 EDT

@VenusCloacina:
I am, um, 29 for the eleventh time.

Sargasm

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MsMuffinMcGuffin — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 17:46:47 EDT

Check's in the mail. Or check your paypal account.

Yea, right.

MsMuffinMcGuffin

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hhpeterson13 — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 17:24:50 EDT

@cyanidecygnet: If so, I take mine back.

hhpeterson13

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KillMeNow has a stalker named Yolanda — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 17:10:16 EDT

@City_Dater: And as a result, all the wrong people are getting hurt.

KillMeNow has a stalker named Yolanda

Harvard Jerks Who "Can't Afford" Hotel Room Pass The Hat On Facebook

Trampoline — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 17:05:29 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Yeah. She got the deal, big time. Somehow genius here found the only ugly AND poor chick at Harvard.

Trampoline

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VenusCloacina — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:57:12 EDT

@notoriousbhc: The Canadian History stacks in Widener always work well. And fewer vegan farts than in the Co-Ops.

VenusCloacina

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VenusCloacina — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:56:27 EDT

@Sargasm: Sorry, I thought you might be old like me and remember when pearls actually cost money.

VenusCloacina

Harvard Jerks Who "Can't Afford" Hotel Room Pass The Hat On Facebook

mathnet — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:48:13 EDT

@LolCait: Haaaa. . . I would laugh if you didn't work for Gawker.

mathnet

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Drew Kerr Jr. — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:42:18 EDT

If only a Facebook group were like a blind beggar's cup, and you could actually reach in and take all the money out of it.

Drew Kerr Jr.

Harvard Jerks Who "Can't Afford" Hotel Room Pass The Hat On Facebook

City_Dater — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:41:58 EDT

@KillMeNow:

We have one -- unfortunately, we also have no draft.

City_Dater

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cyanidecygnet — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:41:28 EDT

I'm pretty sure this was a joke, guys.

cyanidecygnet

Harvard Jerks Who "Can't Afford" Hotel Room Pass The Hat On Facebook

notoriousbhc — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:39:28 EDT

Uh, can't he just wait a couple of years until he's in investment banking training?

(Hey Daniel and Aleksandra... go find an empty room in Jordan Co-op.)

notoriousbhc

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Mediahohoho — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:35:24 EDT

Can't he put that tie on his door for the weekend?

Mediahohoho

Harvard Jerks Who "Can't Afford" Hotel Room Pass The Hat On Facebook

hhpeterson13 — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:32:43 EDT

With a name like hers she's going to start fucking Jeffrey Epstein once he gets out of the joint, trust me, dear Daniel. Save your money.

hhpeterson13

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Sargasm — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:32:36 EDT

@VenusCloacina:
As somebody who is going to shell out $300 a night for my own hotel room in a nice place later this week, I was actually going for humor and as happens so often, missed.

Sargasm

Harvard Jerks Who "Can't Afford" Hotel Room Pass The Hat On Facebook

sheistolerable — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:32:19 EDT

The comments on the Facebook group show that one or two Harvard kids still have the sense God gave peanut butter. I like the one who offered $5 a minute for video (his style . . . not his taste in porn.)

sheistolerable

Harvard Jerks Who "Can't Afford" Hotel Room Pass The Hat On Facebook

FracturedAcetabulum — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:31:25 EDT

@KarenUhOh: hey, wait a tick, I thought you were in Michigan?!

FracturedAcetabulum

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TheHonJudgeSmails — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:22:32 EDT

@notan-ism-ist: Wishing I had a Facebook account for the sole purpose of posting something to that effect.

TheHonJudgeSmails

Harvard Jerks Who "Can't Afford" Hotel Room Pass The Hat On Facebook

KillMeNow has a stalker named Yolanda — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:16:20 EDT

We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks.

KillMeNow has a stalker named Yolanda

Harvard Jerks Who "Can't Afford" Hotel Room Pass The Hat On Facebook

TheHonJudgeSmails — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:12:03 EDT

@SlightlyLessDeliciousNoise: She's not attractive. At all.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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crookedE — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:11:15 EDT

I hear the Cross Bronx Motel is lovely this time of year...

crookedE

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VenusCloacina — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:10:16 EDT

@Sargasm: Pearls cost less than a hotel room these days. Unless that string she's wearing has something special that doesn't show up in a photograph [belonged to Jackie Kennedy or something], it should retail for about $200, tops.

VenusCloacina

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VenusCloacina — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:05:56 EDT

Greg Atwan graduated from college? Shit, I remember him when he was 5 and I was doing some work for his dad (Robert Atwan of Best American Essays renown).

I'm so old. Wait, I knew that. But this somehow brings it home.

VenusCloacina

Harvard Jerks Who "Can't Afford" Hotel Room Pass The Hat On Facebook

gonzosmom — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:01:26 EDT

Did they even think to call Sally Struthers to help them out with this horrible problem. She could take a few dollars from the poor kids who don't know what they're missing and pass it on to this seriously deprived couple.

gonzosmom

Harvard Jerks Who "Can't Afford" Hotel Room Pass The Hat On Facebook

gonzosmom — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:59:10 EDT

@KarenUhOh:

Ok.

gonzosmom

Harvard Jerks Who "Can't Afford" Hotel Room Pass The Hat On Facebook

surferrosa — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:58:39 EDT

How does this fit into the whole "Who pays for the date" discussion? Is it acceptable for the man to beg a third-party to pay?

surferrosa

Harvard Jerks Who "Can't Afford" Hotel Room Pass The Hat On Facebook

LolCait — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:58:11 EDT

He's also hoping that someone will donate a penis.

LolCait

Harvard Jerks Who "Can't Afford" Hotel Room Pass The Hat On Facebook

jobbotch — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:57:49 EDT

One upside is that these two are clearly meant to be together. I mean, there's going Dutch... and then there's looking on in approval as your boyfriend begs strangers to pick up the tab.

jobbotch

Harvard Jerks Who "Can't Afford" Hotel Room Pass The Hat On Facebook

Pope John Peeps II — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:57:39 EDT

@atipofthehat: Isn't that just a regular oven?

Pope John Peeps II

Harvard Jerks Who "Can't Afford" Hotel Room Pass The Hat On Facebook

Wrath of Farrakhan — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:55:54 EDT

@notan-ism-ist: And here I was, about to make a pearl necklace joke.

Wrath of Farrakhan

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mindbling — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:53:15 EDT

@City_Dater: But they have earned it! They have been together for an entire year. In today's dating atmosphere, that's, like, a lot.

My bigger problem, referring to Boston as civilized.

mindbling

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Pop Socket — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:52:41 EDT

Is there a separate collection for quarters so they can get some condoms at the truck stop?

Pop Socket

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blogylonian — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:52:26 EDT

Entry from a member of the Facebook group, about says it all:
"actually I can help you!

Lick my balls for a while. Then I'll cum in your eye. Then I got your gas money.

Are you in or are you in?"

blogylonian

Harvard Jerks Who "Can't Afford" Hotel Room Pass The Hat On Facebook

collegecallgirl — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:52:15 EDT

PS, Nothing says romantic like "junkie flophouse."

collegecallgirl

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BK_KT — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:51:25 EDT

Happy Daliversary! You deserve every bit of scorn the internet heaps upon you. Here's to many more.

BK_KT

Harvard Jerks Who "Can't Afford" Hotel Room Pass The Hat On Facebook

collegecallgirl — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:49:08 EDT

You can find a place to stay on Craigslist and all you have to do is let a fat guy watch.

collegecallgirl

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NYMinute — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:48:39 EDT

Next it will be penniless Yalees pandering for airfare to Europe.
Oh, wait. There aren't any broke Yalees.

NYMinute

Harvard Jerks Who "Can't Afford" Hotel Room Pass The Hat On Facebook

spielarama — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:48:03 EDT

See I always knew the terrorists were confused about their targets.
Seriously, round up these douchetards, all those morons who wrote 8 paragraphs on their prep schools and any other trust fund kid looking for a handout and make them all move to an island....sort of like "Douchetard Nation"....

spielarama

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lawyergay — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:47:36 EDT

That's so weird...my parents are celebrating their 35th Daliversary next week. They're so cute. Dad's springing for that cut-rate nosejob Mom's been after, and my Mom got my Dad a tie from the Men's Wearhouse!

lawyergay

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City_Dater — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:46:05 EDT

I just read some trend piece in the Boston Globe Magazine about how this generation believes themselves to be special and worthy of attention and expects to jump the queue and attain things they haven't earned.
I rolled my eyes and dismissed it as a typical silly mess of generalizations.

I will stop scoffing at Globe Magazine trend pieces now.

City_Dater

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Chaim Gnadelstein — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:45:44 EDT

Then it's safe to assume their folks cut them off?

Chaim Gnadelstein

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Sargasm — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:45:14 EDT

Pawn the pearls, dear.

Sargasm

Harvard Jerks Who "Can't Afford" Hotel Room Pass The Hat On Facebook

Pope John Peeps II — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:42:47 EDT

Why would you think that facebook begging is more dignified than sitting outside a 7/11 next to a mangy old dog with a sign that says "please feed one of us". They should have a first-year seminar on dignity.

Pope John Peeps II

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KarenUhOh — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:42:24 EDT

I see we've moved from Bora Bora to Boston in the pay-for-vacay registry. So let me enter my bid right now: I'll sleep with anyone here at the Super 8 in Billings for $25.

KarenUhOh

Harvard Jerks Who "Can't Afford" Hotel Room Pass The Hat On Facebook

SlightlyLessDeliciousNoise — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:42:19 EDT

He's obviously spending way too much on expensive haircuts and adorable ties. Oh, and paying that much-more-attractive-than-him wife of his to sleep with him.

SlightlyLessDeliciousNoise

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depardoo — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:42:14 EDT

@cocoesq:

Stupid refresh function.

depardoo

Harvard Jerks Who "Can't Afford" Hotel Room Pass The Hat On Facebook

Sally Tomato — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:41:54 EDT

Haven't they heard of the Holiday Inn for a weekend special? Come on people, you'll only be looking up at the ceiling all weekend anyway.

Sally Tomato

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depardoo — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:41:34 EDT

In the old days, there was a concept known as "shame", which, evidently, has become extinct.

depardoo

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cocoesq — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:41:19 EDT

There was a time when asking strangers for handouts was considered unseemly.

This makes me really glad that the Harvard admissions board tossed my application in the trash along with the other undesireables -- apparently a Harvard degree isn't want it used to be.

cocoesq

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minx — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:39:22 EDT

I'll throw in 100+ for a sterilization fund

minx

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Conbon — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:37:26 EDT

Is Buffalo Bill still operating his Pit and Breakfast?

Conbon

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atipofthehat — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:36:21 EDT

Get them into a room with air conditioning, before they melt like waxworks in a matzoh oven!

atipofthehat

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mathnet — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:35:56 EDT

I think cost-prohibitive hotel stays is the reason people get married.

mathnet

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xhack — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:35:12 EDT

I live up the block. They can rent my room for 10/hour. I'll throw in clean sheets.

xhack