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Elodie's Terrible Vengeance Wrecks Heidi's Dinner?!?

Trackback — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 07:21:42 EDT

They don’t pay me enough. I mean, they didn’t before, but no.

Elodie's Terrible Vengeance Wrecks Heidi's Dinner?!?

TopherMcGillacuddy — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 22:09:01 EDT

so this is what becomes of that asshole bratty toddler in the supermarket who screams "mommy! mommy! mommy!" and throws carton of cherry tomatoes, of which the contents scatter everywhere...
and SCENE!

TopherMcGillacuddy

Elodie's Terrible Vengeance Wrecks Heidi's Dinner?!?

notthatpopular — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 16:47:20 EDT

I am almost 100% sure Spencer is a robot with mechanical eyes that some nerdy MTV production assistant controls with a remote. It would explain how they rotate independently from each other and look as real and lifelike as his teeth.

notthatpopular

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queenbozaki — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 21:18:49 EDT

Like Spencer even knows what the word "working" means. He should just shut the hell up.

queenbozaki

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princeCapsaicin — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 19:53:00 EDT

Spence has a job, he's the albino geico cave man.

@Balk, you're totally covering for Emily next week right?

princeCapsaicin

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Sir Winston Thriller — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 15:32:00 EDT

This is so much better to read than Neal Pollack's crap.

Sir Winston Thriller

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b4nt4 — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 15:17:00 EDT

are spencer's tears blond too?

b4nt4

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DorothyMantooth — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 13:05:13 EDT

@Balk: Aww, you can't use "And now he's dead" yet! That makes my living in denial so much more difficult.
Sob!

DorothyMantooth

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ittakesonetoknowone — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 13:02:23 EDT

@jojosayno: far more concerning than the point, I think, is the glove.

ittakesonetoknowone

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Ceiling Cat — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:56:27 EDT

When Spencer exposes his teeth it reminds me of something a baboon would do right before it rips the shit out of another baboon.

Ceiling Cat

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bananappeal — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:55:29 EDT

Spencer really reminds me of our current President. It feels like I'm watching The Young W and His Robot Bride. Except Heidi didn't kill her previous boyfriend at a crossroads.

bananappeal

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crookedE — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:47:04 EDT

OMG Balk...how am I supposed to understand the complexities of The Hills without you? I am totes sad...

crookedE

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magic8ball — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:46:58 EDT

Balk, your Hills recaps are the best. I will truly miss them

magic8ball

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popapocalypse — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:46:28 EDT

@popapocalypse:
Also, long live Elodie.

popapocalypse

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popapocalypse — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:45:41 EDT

Does anyone think that Spencer has a bet going with one of his douchebag friends to see who can go without shaving the longest (a la Knocked Up)? I can't think of any other explanation as to why he would continue to grow that shit. Ugh, what a nightmare.

popapocalypse

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janesays — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:24:14 EDT

@jse82: wait, isn't it tuesday?

janesays

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Pope John Peeps II — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:18:07 EDT

I always save "You don't love me" for the moment right before the breakup. Why's Spencer playing all his best cards now?

Pope John Peeps II

Elodie's Terrible Vengeance Wrecks Heidi's Dinner?!?

jse82 — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:13:22 EDT

I have no idea how I am going to make it through Wednesdays without your Hills recap. Actually, I dont know how I am going to make it through any day without you.

jse82

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Molly Friedman — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:12:03 EDT

@Cheap Shot: Newport Hills is awesomeness and beauty and blonde hair and kisses and valley girls and daddy's girls and bikinis and cute boyz and I can't breathe.

Serously though, that Denise Richards lookalike gives me girl wood. I kind of want to put a picture of her on my desk and tell everyone I'm just a "huge fan" but secretly pretend she's my boyfriend.

Molly Friedman

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Dave J. — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:04:06 EDT

How did Spencer and Heidi go from engaged to married-for-20 years in the span of a week? Crazy. I guess that's technology for you.

Dave J.

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JojoSaysNo — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:55:30 EDT

@hamburgerhotdog: Seriously. Homeskillet is another day's growth away from being a blonde version of those "wolf boy" acrobats in the Mexican circus.

Except Spence is shorter than them, of course.

Also: can someone surgically remove Brody's pointing-at-my-peeps-in-da-club-howlee-shit-tonite-is-off-the-chain-etc finger?

JojoSaysNo

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NewMrsAstor — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:49:24 EDT

"big gay baby" - perfection.

NewMrsAstor

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meerkat — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:45:18 EDT

Absolute poetry, Balk. We'll miss your love-hate fueled recaps. And everything else, of course.

meerkat

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Mollyboo — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:45:17 EDT

Spencer and Heids are becoming quite depressing, aren't they?

Mollyboo

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jo-si-ah — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:39:48 EDT

Fat girl's name is Jill; I had to rewind and pause because she got a grand total of 3 nanoseconds of screen time.

Damn you, Balk, for sanctioning such guilty webisode indulgence!

jo-si-ah

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narnio — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:39:34 EDT

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

narnio

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hamburgerhotdog — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:37:21 EDT

Spencer's face gets pube-ier with every passing week...

hamburgerhotdog

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Cheap Shot — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:36:06 EDT

Newport Beach makes The Hills look like Dynasty.

Cheap Shot

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dweeb — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:35:46 EDT

I thought The Cavemen wasn't premiering until tonight.

dweeb

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edwinap — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:34:53 EDT

Balk, I'll miss you?

edwinap

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BalknChain — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:32:19 EDT

@Balk: There is no way in hell I'm watching that show or any clips of it. That being said, the last two sentences made the post worth it.

What? Never Forget.

BalknChain

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mcginstein — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:31:52 EDT

@A.Twafeletta: Emily, pick up the ball! Gossip Girls is on Wednesday so you know your Mondays are totally open.

mcginstein

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Goodbye, Commenters! — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:28:42 EDT

I don't know why everyone's being so snarky. This couple was fantastic in Team America: World Police! Of course, in this show they're not as realistically conceived, but what do you want from spongy puppets?

Goodbye, Commenters!

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gingirl — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:28:25 EDT

Oh Balk, everytime you post about the hills I feel a little closer to you.

gingirl

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HookerfaceAnon — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:25:07 EDT

BALK! You can't quit now! Didn't you see the teaser for the rest of the season?!?!

Heidi and Spencer fight and she CALLS HIM OUT ON NOT HAVING A JOB.

Heidi and Lauren argue once again at a crowded LA nightclub and NO ONE AROUND THEM SEEMS TO NOTICE.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, HEIDI.

Jen Bunny says some shit.

Audrina says some dumb shit.

Brody (illiterate fuck) kisses Whitney.

Justin Bobby pretends that he's NOT a D-bag but a Johnny Depp/Eddie Vedder hybrid.

OMG! I TOTES LOVE MONDAY NIGHTS!

HookerfaceAnon

Elodie's Terrible Vengeance Wrecks Heidi's Dinner?!?

Balk — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:25:04 EDT

@the_mayoress: Clear it with Choire and it's MORE THAN FINE BY ME.

Balk

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ChesterCopperpot — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:20:57 EDT

I think Balk just puked all over my screen.

ChesterCopperpot

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dweeb — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:20:08 EDT

@LolCait: "I can see LOL's Britney."

dweeb

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janesays — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:19:20 EDT

I think my head just exploded

janesays

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karion — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:19:06 EDT

@collegecallgirl:

Blowjob etiquette still applicable?

karion

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A.Twafeletta — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:18:51 EDT

but, but, but, like, who's gonna watch the hills so I don't have to? guys? hey? no fair.

A.Twafeletta

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BK_KT — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:18:20 EDT

BALK is a GIRL?!?!??!?!?!

BK_KT

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Some of My Best Friends Are People — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:18:01 EDT

Bravo! Bravo! Pulitzer. Pe-ew-lit-zer!!!

Some of My Best Friends Are People

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LolCait — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:16:26 EDT

The Hag Heidi and the Elodie.

LolCait

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gonzosmom — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:16:02 EDT

Dis give mees a haddock.

gonzosmom

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Astro-Nom — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:16:01 EDT

Oh. My. GOD!!!!!!!!!!

Balk, you totes have to do, like, a weekly guest thing? 'Cause we NEED a leader into the meatgrinder...You're OUR Lo!

Astro-Nom

Elodie's Terrible Vengeance Wrecks Heidi's Dinner?!?

collegecallgirl — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:15:10 EDT

Now is the time to call Balk and pretend you want to catch up.

collegecallgirl

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SlightlyLessDeliciousNoise — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:14:24 EDT

Balk: now imbued with greater purpose.

SlightlyLessDeliciousNoise

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foree k. — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:11:57 EDT

@malegirdle: u r a genius.

foree k.

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foree k. — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:11:20 EDT

this day is off to a great start...

foree k.

Elodie's Terrible Vengeance Wrecks Heidi's Dinner?!?

Malegirdle — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:10:40 EDT

spencer angry. this new feeling for spencer: rejection. spencer want to text world: i h8 heide. but strangley, spencer realize he like this feeling. think maybe he will have heidi tie him up and spank him later, maybe let her use lexington steele sexual toy on him. now he want to text heide: i luv u.

Malegirdle

Elodie's Terrible Vengeance Wrecks Heidi's Dinner?!?

TheBigDoggy — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:08:29 EDT

Um, Balk, you know we love you and everything, and we know you are a short-timer and all but... how much gin did you splash into your cornflakes this morning?

TheBigDoggy

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the_mayoress — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:07:48 EDT

Balk, please, PLEASE do not write anything else. This is your beautiful, perfect swan song.

the_mayoress

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KarenUhOh — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:06:38 EDT

NO!!!

KarenUhOh