- Gawker Comments

antisocialite — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:03:18 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: I can haz guiluini in 20008? kthks!

antisocialite

GorgeousGeorge — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:37:35 EDT

my nukz, let me show u them!

GorgeousGeorge

GorgeousGeorge — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:36:58 EDT

all ur monkz r belong to us!!!1!!!

GorgeousGeorge

TheHonJudgeSmails — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:33:56 EDT

@janesays: @Colonel Mustard: I iz hydin frum yr commentz

TheHonJudgeSmails

Some of My Best Friends Are People — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:30:37 EDT

*snif, snif* I invented myself. And all of you.

Some of My Best Friends Are People

Colonel Mustard — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:28:41 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: It would be GREAT if the whole "President Bush is Stupid/Spying on You/Hates Poors/Doesn't Care About Black People" schtick had run its course, but I think we have another year and a half to go.

Colonel Mustard

janesays — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:18:25 EDT

@janesays: and unlike Kim Jong Il, I am not an internet expert. oops.

janesays

janesays — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:16:22 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: im in ur commentz, luvin ur prezdnt.

also, who said anything about black people?

janesays

janesays — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:08:06 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: im in ur commentz, luvin ur prezdnt.

and who said anything about black people?

janesays

janesays — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:06:42 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Hey, I just wasn't sure North Korea actually had cell phones..

janesays

blogylonian — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:05:20 EDT

@Aatom: So solly!!! But you crealry didn't see the movie..

blogylonian

tammyfey — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:03:25 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Golly gee, why can't conservatives ever get a break in this country?

tammyfey

City_Dater — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:02:54 EDT

@Aatom:
It isn't just you. Even Mickey Rooney regrets it.

City_Dater

march_of_folly — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:02:22 EDT

It's been a while since I had an opportunity to bring this one out. I think the last time was when he claimed to have invented outer space.
[users.livejournal.com]

march_of_folly

Colonel Mustard — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:02:17 EDT

Freedm of teh pres. Is not so gret, aktuly.

Colonel Mustard

Aatom — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:01:27 EDT

Is it just me, or does the whole "so solly" chink-talk seem totally not funny, like, ever?

Aatom

Aatom — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:00:20 EDT

I bet he managed to save the nude Chris Crocker photos before they were taken down. Dude's whip-smart.

Aatom

BalknChain — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:59:11 EDT

@ElijahPollack: Tu words Erijuh: Arec Baldwin

Kim "Call Me Il" Jong

BalknChain

TheHonJudgeSmails — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:51:26 EDT

@janesays: I shan't. Pretty sure the whole "President Bush is Stupid/Spying on You/Hates Poors/Doesn't Care About Black People" shtick has about run its course.

TheHonJudgeSmails

Conbon — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:48:03 EDT

Mai OS, no has a GUI

Conbon

janesays — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:46:57 EDT

@TheHonJudgeSmails: um, fuck off? thx!

janesays

LolCait — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:40:27 EDT

Ur twentee yr old sunglarsses. Im wearin em.

LolCait

scarletmenace — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:39:11 EDT

If I wasn't afraid of getting executed I would post a link to my "lol kim jong il" teeshirts on cafepress. Hmmm....executions. North Korea. Gawker. Maybe Gawker is really a North Korean front?

scarletmenace

Gaytheist — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:36:47 EDT

ErOhErTyrant

Gaytheist

CodePink — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:35:56 EDT

I can haz ur childrn 4 sexx slavs trafiking? 8 yeer ol girlz pleeze k thnx bi.

CodePink

TheHonJudgeSmails — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:35:34 EDT

@janesays: How bitingly cutting-edge.

TheHonJudgeSmails

janesays — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:35:24 EDT

@janesays: sorry double post. not so goog wit teh teknolgy

janesays

ElijahPollack — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:34:56 EDT

Yew kan do wut u want Hans Brix. Saik!

ElijahPollack

janesays — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:34:43 EDT

Im in ur cellphone, monitorin ur wrdz.

or wait, that was OUR government. oops.

janesays

Conbon — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:34:19 EDT

Invisibul demokrasy!!1

Conbon

CodePink — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:34:03 EDT

Oh hai heers sum freedum. Aprill foolz!

CodePink

janesays — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:33:22 EDT

Im in yr cellphone, monitorin ur wrdz.

oh wait -- maybe that was bush, not Kim Jong be Illin?

janesays

iplaudius — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:32:52 EDT

ls -a
vi loltyrant.log

iplaudius

TheHonJudgeSmails — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:32:20 EDT

Awl yor internets are belong to me!

TheHonJudgeSmails

LolCait — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:30:12 EDT

Unilateral talks! Do not want!!1!

LolCait

City_Dater — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:30:04 EDT

Kim Jong Il is currently near the top of the list of men who look like elderly lesbians, but I bet he's not bragging about that.

City_Dater

KarenUhOh — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:29:54 EDT

He's only three artfully-constructed comments on Perez Hilton.com from having his own reality series.

KarenUhOh

StrategicallyPlaced — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:29:25 EDT

LOLnewks. I can no inritch uraneeum boo.

StrategicallyPlaced

Snarktastic — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:29:17 EDT

Translation error: He meant to say that he invented "eunuchs."
Either way, nice hair, asshole.

Snarktastic

Conbon — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:28:54 EDT

I has a DMZ. Is not so gret, aktully.

Conbon

blogylonian — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:28:06 EDT

Bewale, I can use intelnets to brow up Blookryn Blidge with lemote contLOL Hahaha!

blogylonian

collegecallgirl — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:23:47 EDT

there is hookerz in this intrnetts?

collegecallgirl

LolCait — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:23:18 EDT

O hai. Ur homage. Peigh it to mee.

LolCait

jo-si-ah — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:23:02 EDT

I can haz intrnetts?

jo-si-ah

Conbon — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:21:55 EDT

Holez in ones. I has 18.

Conbon

BalknChain — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:20:19 EDT

Al Goowr, wemeberw Hans Brix? ...So rong! hahaha!
Damn, I'm still ronery..

BalknChain

ElijahPollack — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:18:51 EDT

I bet he's NTJ.

ElijahPollack

notthatpopular — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:17:52 EDT

So that is where all of those B & T guidos get their hairstyle inspiration. Shaved on the sides, spiked on the top, who knew it was a dictator thing.

notthatpopular