- Gawker Comments

jazzy — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 15:31:11 EDT

@Nick Denton: Here here! Couldn't agree more...

jazzy

earlytimezone — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:55:22 EDT

Thanks for the great mammaries, Balk.

earlytimezone

lilyb — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:32:06 EDT

@Nick Denton:
Best day ever. Thanks for the link.

lilyb

ellagood — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:11:30 EDT

@Nick Denton: thanks for keepin the webcam in your bedroom on last night. me-ow.

ellagood

Jory — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:55:59 EDT

wine/rack.

Jory

Goodbye, Commenters! — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:50:14 EDT

Now only the wine would only come out of the breasts, World Peace would surely come.

Goodbye, Commenters!

Goodbye, Commenters! — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:48:21 EDT

@Nick Denton: Thanks for posting that.

Goodbye, Commenters!

jetztinberlin — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:45:39 EDT

The fact that this stupid photo could ever make me feel sentimental speaks volumes about Balk's general awesomeness.

jetztinberlin

DorothyMantooth — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:43:50 EDT

@Wrath of Farrakhan: "You should put your mouth on that."

DorothyMantooth

What it is — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:39:00 EDT

sweater kittens

What it is

GorgeousGeorge — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:30:45 EDT

@Macktruck: I enjoy a full-bodied bored ho with nice mouthfeel and a smooth texture.

GorgeousGeorge

Nick Denton — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:27:57 EDT

Alex Balk can't be bothered to link any more, so it falls to me to link to Jessica Coen's last day on Gawker.
[gawker.com]
Pictures of cats lower down the page. Coen's tirade against Joe Dolce of Star Moagazine up top. That's one of the great vents of all time, which I hope Balk will emulate.

Nick Denton

mandarin — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:25:24 EDT

Ehh pasty skin..

mandarin

Wrath of Farrakhan — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:24:37 EDT

Where's the "Things I Like To Put In My Mouth" tag?

Wrath of Farrakhan

meh! — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:12:41 EDT

I miss the Already Over feature. It was fun. (Almost Gone tag made me think of this; also, fantastic shirt/rack combo).

meh!

DorothyMantooth — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:11:49 EDT

@Macktruck: Nice!

DorothyMantooth

MisterLincoln — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:11:04 EDT

The boobs. The booze. The long goodbye. I haven't teared up like this in days.

MisterLincoln

GorgeousGeorge — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:10:30 EDT

I can squeeze my man-boobs together and pose next to a box of Franzia! In fact, I hereby threaten to do this unless someone sends me a bottle of 2000 Chateau Margaux and a busty French maid.

GorgeousGeorge

blogylonian — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:09:02 EDT

@ElijahPollack: Ha! It's no "jug" wine, is it?

blogylonian

ElijahPollack — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:03:11 EDT

Whoever decided to pair that wine with those jugs should be shot.

ElijahPollack

heatmiser — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:57:08 EDT

This is the part when we all wake up next to Suzanne Pleshette, right?

heatmiser

Macktruck — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:53:47 EDT

You can't go wrong with a nice bored ho.

Macktruck

Clarence Rosario — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:53:32 EDT

Anyone else think that this could devolve into a full clam shot with a bottle of Barton's? And I'm not talking about BSL.

Clarence Rosario

MisterHippity — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:44:11 EDT

The days of wine and cleavage
Laugh and run away like a child at play
Through a meadow land toward a closing door
A door marked "nevermore" that wasn't there before

The lonely night discloses just a passing breeze
Filled with memories
Of the golden smile that introduced me to
The days of wine and cleavage and you

MisterHippity

PimpMyCouch — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:43:08 EDT

Tan lines!
I'm looking for something from the Burgundy region, myself.

PimpMyCouch

harbl_madness — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:41:39 EDT

@momo: And I'll send pics of furries. With nice pecs.

harbl_madness

City_Dater — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:35:01 EDT

Maybe if you ask nicely Tionna will contribute a cleavage photo or two. Although there might not be room for any alcohol in those photos.

City_Dater

jazzy — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:35:00 EDT

@Mediahoohaa: My thoughts exactly.

Actually, I was thinking I'd send over one even if he didn't ask. I'm a voyeur, what can I say?

jazzy

rod townsend — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:34:48 EDT

I'm assuming that is Julia Allison. Balk, I'll send you a pic of my furry pecs.

rod townsend

Worker #3116 — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:33:49 EDT

I used to work at a convenience store and we would spend downtime looking at the new magazines, which is where I saw the best thing ever, in Hawk: a naked girl sitting spread eagle on the floor, eating beans from the can, with a plastic spoon.

Whoops, I just made everything else irrelevant.

Worker #3116

collegecallgirl — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:32:16 EDT

I'm willing to trade pictures of my cleavage for alcohol.

collegecallgirl

blogylonian — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:30:29 EDT

Judging from the reddened area above the cleavage, it seems Balk's Cock contributed here too...

blogylonian

DorothyMantooth — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:30:16 EDT

The designation "Languedoc" has always sounded really dirty to me.

DorothyMantooth

ascot-revival — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:30:16 EDT