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Pubic Hair Area Rug

ElijahPollack — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:50:36 EDT

@MisterHippity: (In Character) Um, in California it's only 6:50. I blog in bed, though. Don't tell.

ElijahPollack

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MisterHippity — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:47:50 EDT

@ElijahPollack: Isn't it past your bedtime?

MisterHippity

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ElijahPollack — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 20:27:32 EDT

@shesaidwhat: It was CollegeCallGirl on this post.

ElijahPollack

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ElijahPollack — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 20:15:11 EDT

@shesaidwhat: Yeah, that was funny. But you know what? I don't have to fucking impress him or anyone. I mean, yeah, I am thankful to him for making me famous (I never would have banged Apple Paltrow-Martin if it weren't for that,) but once I turn 18, I am such a ghost.

ElijahPollack

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shesaidwhat — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 18:39:41 EDT

@shesaidwhat: Also, of course, congrats comrades! These were hysterical. but all of these winners have been making me laugh since I started.

shesaidwhat

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shesaidwhat — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 18:26:54 EDT

@ElijahPollack: @HookerfaceAnon: Somebody this week (sorry I can't remember who) replied to ELIJAHPOLLACK: "everytime you break character daddy loves you a little less" and I just want to say that I thought that was hilarious.

shesaidwhat

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SarahHeartburn — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 18:24:12 EDT

Hey, LoLCait, not only do you have a sweet sense of humor, but your taste in awards shows a big sweet (but sharp as a lemon) heart. We mourn Balk, but you pick us up and send us on our way. Monday will be rough, but I'm sure that by Friday next, the bumptiousness will kick in again, thanks to you. The family will regroup and go on, ever stronger. Here's to more of the same, with a new kick. Besos y abrasos, cariño.

SarahHeartburn

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BalknChain — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 18:13:33 EDT

Congrats all. LOLCait, help us ease the pain of Balk's departure.

BalknChain

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ElijahPollack — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:32:38 EDT

@HookerfaceAnon: I know. I am just the worst kind of person.

ElijahPollack

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LolCait — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:31:16 EDT

@Conbon: I'M SORRY! i wuvs u.

LolCait

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HookerfaceAnon — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:29:18 EDT

@ElijahPollack: I can't look at your commenter name and pic without smiling and almost giggling.

HookerfaceAnon

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Conbon — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:28:47 EDT

@mcginstein: You're the only one who understands me.

Conbon

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DorothyMantooth — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:25:52 EDT

@GothamTomato: Yeah, yesterday was something, too. As was Wednesday, according to my calendar.
(I am the Worst. Jew. Evar!)

DorothyMantooth

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ElijahPollack — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:23:04 EDT

All I can hope is that Gawker posts more about Neal Pollack and myself. Without that, I'm destined to fade into utter obscurity.

ElijahPollack

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LolCait — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:22:54 EDT

@mcginstein: Haa. Yeah, I think I get his reference now. Or at least I get that it's a reference. And yes, it might be nice to not be so not not nice someday. And um. I have no idea what I'm talking about.

LolCait

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GothamTomato — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:22:12 EDT

@DorothyMantooth: I thought that was yesterday. Oh well.

GothamTomato

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mcginstein — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:20:51 EDT

@LolCait: I think you may have missed his point?

Speaking of not nice, it seems there's been a glitch in the Gawker system because you're not, not nice enough (which I mean in the nicest way poss).

mcginstein

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DorothyMantooth — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:17:55 EDT

@GothamTomato: I'm sure you meant that ironically. But, ironically, it's actually Simchat Torah today.

Still no excuse, Balk! Sob!

DorothyMantooth

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DorothyMantooth — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:16:02 EDT

@LolCait: Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Also, you look really hot today.
Damn these mood swings!

DorothyMantooth

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LolCait — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:14:16 EDT

@Conbon: Not nice!

But you're right, it's awful.

LolCait

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ElijahPollack — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:13:08 EDT

@mathnet: Not until the gag runs out of steam. So in other words, next Friday prolly.

ElijahPollack

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Clarence Rosario — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:11:52 EDT

@LolCait: Please tell me you LoJack'd him.

Clarence Rosario

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Conbon — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:11:38 EDT

This is still the worst feature ever. And these grapes still taste funny.

Conbon

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BrianVan — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:10:55 EDT

(here to be gracious, in the place of Brian Van, is Sacheen Littlefeather)

"you are vewwwy welcome! Bye."

BrianVan

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GothamTomato — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:07:47 EDT

He left? It's not even a Jewish holiday.

GothamTomato

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DonLaFontaine — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:07:44 EDT

I'm so happy for all of you winners I'm gonna go do a giant speedball in the bathroom at my place of employment before going home ... congrats!

DonLaFontaine

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CodePink — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:07:08 EDT

@ellagood:
It's true--I have totally been sexually harassing you in the cyberworkplace all week. Congrats on the Commie, woman.

CodePink

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GothamTomato — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:06:53 EDT

Why wouldn't we be nice? Who are you really? I will miss Balk and/or his cock (whichever one did the writing). But I still haven't gotten over the surprise that LOLCAIT isn't a woman. I don't know why.

GothamTomato

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LolCait — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:06:45 EDT

PS Balk has now left the office.

[crumple life]

LolCait

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DorothyMantooth — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:06:01 EDT

Gasp!!!!
So much happy at dear LolCait's recognition.
And so much sad at beloved Balk's leaving.
Definitely not gonna get over that whole bi-polar thing today...

DorothyMantooth

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the_mayoress — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:05:17 EDT

@mathnet: dis wrld b so smallz...

the_mayoress

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CodePink — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:04:42 EDT

Oh my, so happy! Hooray! Thank you.

CodePink

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PimpMyCouch — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:04:37 EDT

Good work everyone! And congrats, LOLCait, on your new level of internet fame - being quoted on a site based on mashing up two memes.
@ElijahPollack: I am really starting to like you.

PimpMyCouch

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ellagood — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:04:21 EDT

and yes, major props to codepink, my gawker f-buddy. stellar week.

ellagood

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ellagood — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:02:24 EDT

i actually removed my shift keys to make room for mini deep friers. can only do two fries at once, but fuck, it's worth it. mmm.

ellagood

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She_of_the_Socks — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:00:30 EDT

I love you so hard.

She_of_the_Socks

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mathnet — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:59:23 EDT

top of page

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u has anuthr faem!!!!!1!!!1

mathnet

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mathnet — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:57:51 EDT

i can has elijah's rel naem?

mathnet

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ElijahPollack — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:57:40 EDT

I just want to thank the academy known as LolCait, my mother, my father for making me famous, and most importantly, Baal. You're my man, Unholy One. I knew all those prayers and sacrifice(s) would pay off in the long run! Giuliani '08, bitches! Woooo!

ElijahPollack

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Moff — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:56:34 EDT

God, you are good at this, LolCait. I think ellagood's belongs in Bartlett's, frankly. So pithy, so inarguably true.

Moff

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collegecallgirl — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:52:23 EDT

Yay Code Pink! Called it!

collegecallgirl