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the supergoddess — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 10:00:24 EDT

@Clarence Rosario: *raises hand, blushes, avoids eye contact* so hey - hi! I dusted off this'n here secret commenter decoder ring to fess up… sorry gang, I tried my darnest, but I guess he's really gone. If anyone needs me I'll be on my couch, weeping into the decorative pillows.

kisses & bourbon!

the supergoddess

Jack Szwergold — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 23:43:28 EDT

Now that's marketing for you! Suddenly I want a cute naked lady. Oh yeah, booze.

Jack Szwergold

josh speed — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 04:31:30 EDT

dude, i'm a gay man and this is the best-looking image i've seen all day.

josh speed

MisterHippity — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 20:26:50 EDT

Damn! Nipples and tipples!

Dude, why are you leaving this job again?

MisterHippity

NobodyLikesMe — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 18:50:59 EDT

I hope this isn't some sort of "gotcha!" trick. First Lolcait is a dude...who works there. Now I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop and read somewhere that Balk's cock is gay.

NobodyLikesMe

HeyThatsMyBike — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 18:48:05 EDT

Oh, Balk. Thanks for the mammaries.

HeyThatsMyBike

SarahHeartburn — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 18:30:02 EDT

Pretty is as pretty does.

SarahHeartburn

Lizzard — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 18:00:27 EDT

You LOOKED! And here I thought they poached you and shit. I said good day sir.

Lizzard

Jay-C — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:59:39 EDT

That light at the top isn't a camera flash, it's a heavenly glow (sigh)

Jay-C

Smitros — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:54:37 EDT

Product placement indeed.

Smitros

GBrown — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:51:29 EDT

Will miss you, Balk. With no offense to anyone else here, while they all have their own merits, but to me you, your posts, were always the best thing -- the snarkiest, the funniest -- about Gawker. And don't even get me started on how upset I'll be if you cock doesn't, at least occasionally, slip out from the covers and bunched-up crotch folding of your pants and shoot out your rapier-sharp witty comment right on this very happy (to be reading you here again) reader's face.

I look very forward to reading your trenchant writing at Radar.

P.S. Have you deactivated your profile from Facebook?

GBrown

PimpMyCouch — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:49:46 EDT

OMG. I can't believe my server didn't block this. I see nip! Two nips!

PimpMyCouch

GorgeousGeorge — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:48:19 EDT

I kind of have a thing for tan lines, so this wins purely for that reason alone. Also: boobs. Also: liquor.

GorgeousGeorge

Clarence Rosario — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:42:16 EDT

OK, gang, fess up. Raise your hand (the one with the bottle in it).

Clarence Rosario