Nightlife Of The Living Dumb - Gawker Comments

Nightlife Of The Living Dumb

El-Sonambulo — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:48:04 EDT

#1- is what happens when black effeminate gaydudes listen to beyonce's "to the left" too much.

El-Sonambulo

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giant_turtle — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 05:37:32 EDT

#4 - I made the assumption that Sears only sold those in black.

giant_turtle

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ElijahPollack — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:25:02 EDT

@shesaidwhat:
#1. Menopausal Donna Summer? Post-op Jesus? Luscious McCourt?

ElijahPollack

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shesaidwhat — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 12:26:55 EDT

#1. He's a black leprechan satyr. Paddy O'Pan? FaeryMcSuperfly? Milkdud McLeprechan? I don't think he's magically delicious. Looks a bit like he's gone off to me.

shesaidwhat

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crookedE — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 21:17:39 EDT

#7's hiptard/middle-aged peewee football coach/kidtoucher costume gives me the creeps.

crookedE

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iplaudius — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 20:03:52 EDT

@Clare: #6 Beltbuckle Man may not be old, but he’s a total hoar.

iplaudius

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ElijahPollack — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 18:08:56 EDT

@FromTheFuture: Ah, there it is. No, it's fine.

ElijahPollack

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mcginstein — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:38:08 EDT

#8 - creepshow. josh you look exactly like this dude i used to date.

mcginstein

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Brad Walsh — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:28:45 EDT

i mar mith joey. i mith marr jury.

Brad Walsh

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FromTheFuture — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:23:27 EDT

I wrote the most pretentious comment regarding this post talking about the ontology of the photographic image and walter benjamin. fortunately it didn't post b/c I would probably be banned and then sent to roam the streets alone at night and ultimately be eaten by hipsters. Yarnbaby, you mar miss Joey, but I miss Balk.

FromTheFuture

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Queen of the Passive Aggressives — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:15:28 EDT

#1 Bl*ckface gilligan?

Queen of the Passive Aggressives

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Clare — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:09:23 EDT

Sure, make fun of Old Man Beltbuckle, but I'll take him, thanks. I think he's pretty foxy.

Clare

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timbnyc — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:09:07 EDT

If the proof rests on a presumption, how is it proof?

timbnyc

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DisasterpieceTheater — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:05:46 EDT

#1. I was thinking something like Erroneous Monk, but maybe replace Erroneous with something better...

DisasterpieceTheater

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Layla — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:05:11 EDT

#1: Chocolate Jeebus of Douchereth?

Layla

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timbnyc — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:04:35 EDT

If the proof is based on a presumption, how is it proof?

timbnyc

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BalknChain — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:02:50 EDT

@#3:Yeah I'm talkin' to you. Poison is over.

BalknChain

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NinaHagen — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:01:09 EDT

#6 looks like a photo I took at Sarah Lawrence in 1980.

NinaHagen

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M. Pompadour — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:57:26 EDT

6. separating. sorry.

M. Pompadour

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hypocriteoath — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:54:26 EDT

#3 cummerbund.

hypocriteoath

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gracedissolved — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:52:30 EDT

#10 calls himself "captain awesome". not so much....

gracedissolved

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Itsjustcatnip — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:52:07 EDT

@Clarence Rosario: Is that fake Ben Affleck behind him?

Itsjustcatnip

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Brad Walsh — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:51:25 EDT

this is so supremely unfunny. i miss joey.

Brad Walsh

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NinaHagen — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:51:16 EDT

I don't know where to go - the JFP page is imploding...

NinaHagen

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Clarence Rosario — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:49:50 EDT

#7: Just drop him off at the corner of International and Seminary and call it a day.

Clarence Rosario

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GoodGod — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:49:40 EDT

#1 be nice to our sexually ambiguous hirsute sisters.

GoodGod

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ElijahPollack — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:49:05 EDT

Gawker is broken. #5: Still Josh?

ElijahPollack

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LolCait — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:47:50 EDT

#10: The guy right behind him: "Christ, what an asshole."

LolCait

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FromTheFuture — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:46:54 EDT

the hipster defies the ontology of the photographic image? by deconstructing the photographic process using neon and eyeliner. But how does this affect the aura? Where's Walter Benjamin when you need him? Oh right, dead.

FromTheFuture

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Gayyker — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:42:52 EDT

#4 is the first time I've ever seen a fat skeleton.

Also, to whoever coded this article, you left an a href tag open.

Gayyker

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gonzosmom — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:42:43 EDT

For once, I'm happy to be too old for something.

gonzosmom

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atipofthehat — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:42:36 EDT

@KarenUhOh: He meant "cucumber bundt."

Oh, great. Now I have a boner.

atipofthehat

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ElijahPollack — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:41:09 EDT

#5: Also Josh?

ElijahPollack

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KarenUhOh — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:38:04 EDT

You're going to hear about "cumberbund," I'm afraid.

#7: Commitment to Excrescence.

KarenUhOh