Aw, Are Your Diamond Shoes Too Tight? - Gawker Comments

Aw, Are Your Diamond Shoes Too Tight?

Smirk — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 16:50:01 EDT

@Ibentmywookie

I have not seen his new haircut but, since I'm a guy, his haircut is not the first thing on my priority list ;)

Oooh, SECOND on the pics from naked Ritalin Readings night!

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zkemeny — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:01:11 EDT

Prostitute Roommates? Expensive Shoes Gone Missing? Perfect for Gawker! A little TOO perfect... Is it just me, or does something stink here? Are we sure that the Unethicist isnt sleeping with the Ethicist?

zkemeny

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whokilledallthemandelas — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 16:47:34 EDT

@iplaudius: If she did, the child would know about paying the bills, bills, bills.

whokilledallthemandelas

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GoodGod — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 15:21:16 EDT

Hmmm. If the chick was hookin in my apartment and she didn't give me a cut? Take that Bitch! You get the money and you bring it back to me! Smack! That's how it works! He should have called up the ho and taken his commission.

And the second bitch: sweetie, Gabe, darling. That's how much shoes cost, maybe not for YOU, the $55k poverty line word hacker but for any reasonably sane climber couple in NY, that's what they cost.

GoodGod

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IBentMyWookie — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 15:11:42 EDT

@Mary Mouse: alright, but I want some jpegs from that naked Ritalin Readings night.

Yes, I know, that only exists in my head, but still.

IBentMyWookie

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Mary Mouse — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 15:06:48 EDT

@IBentMyWookie: O hai. Care to drop me an email? marymouse3 at gmail.

Mary Mouse

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IBentMyWookie — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 15:02:22 EDT

@Smirk: Ordinarily I would reply with a "word" to that, but um, have you seen his new haircut?

Dammit, I can't continue the charade for even the length of a comment: LAY ME ON A SILK DUVET AND HAVE YOUR WAY WITH ME, YOU CYNICAL FUCKWIT!

IBentMyWookie

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Smirk — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 14:26:40 EDT

@Venuscloacina

I don't know, he can autofellate himself in front of me anytime.

Smirk

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VenusCloacina — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 13:52:27 EDT

@Worker #3116: You're taking the "unethicist" thing way too far with the sock-puppet autofellation, dude.

VenusCloacina

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DorothyMantooth — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 13:41:49 EDT

@Worker #3116: Nice try, Gabe.
How totally fetch of you.

DorothyMantooth

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banjo_marauder — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 13:01:24 EDT

"Later, the shoes were miraculously found, and the valet service asked us to refund their $2,020. Must we? -- A. Mehta, New York"

The short answer, yes also, dump that fiancée of yours; you're clearly heading for divorce in 2-5 years. Now that'll be another 2G's for the advice douche bag.

banjo_marauder

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MyCubeHas3Sides — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 12:50:22 EDT

Will Destiny be traveling to Chicago soon?

MyCubeHas3Sides

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Gazelle — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 11:55:56 EDT

Can we submit our own questions to The Unethicist?

Gazelle

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Kevin Purdy — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 11:45:41 EDT

Being the white rap nerd I am, I have to point out that Audio Two was the source for that "I-I-I get money" sample in Mr. Jackson's terrible single. The mealy-mouthed "I wun new yoik" is all 50, though.
[en.wikipedia.org]

Kevin Purdy

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Worker #3116 — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 11:26:52 EDT

Haha.

"Unbearable Super Cow" is the new "c-word."

Write it down, guys. Your world just changed.

Worker #3116

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Chief Wahoo — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 11:13:40 EDT

Tell the rent hooker that there's a room free in Palm Beach.

Chief Wahoo

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PimpMyCouch — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 11:06:38 EDT

Wow. Why do you need three pairs of shoes for job interviews? It's called basic black heels at Shoe Warehouse, sistah.

PimpMyCouch

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Mediahohoho — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:50:30 EDT

Why do I feel like the author of both letter is the same and spells his name Jakob?

Mediahohoho

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SarahHeartburn — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:45:03 EDT

Are we sure both these weren't written by CajunBoy?

SarahHeartburn

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iplaudius — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:25:07 EDT

Tough question, that first one. Thank God Destiny did not have a child.

iplaudius

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Itsjustcatnip — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:15:39 EDT

The obvious solution is to offer the valet service sex.

If you're Julia Allison.

Come on folks, it's all for shoes.

Itsjustcatnip