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bizasizzalizzyizzo — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 11:08:14 EDT

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not-you — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 16:38:11 EDT

#8 OMG how did you get Leotard's yearbook picture? It is his yearbook picture, right? Because it positively reeks of seventeen-year-old suburban Mississauga kids blowing cheap coke off the toilets between class while listening to Le Shok on their pink ipods and pontificating ideals such as "Fuck, man. Canada is so fucking gay. But like not in a chic way. We will fucking rock LA someday," and as a Torontonian I would consider myself an expert on hipster douchebag classification, so don't even try to deny it. Seriously though, going out and finding that shit now that MisShapes is gone is the epitome of journalistic dedication. Well played, Blagg. Well played.

And should he e-mail you with a bribe to blow you for taking it down, I don't hate to say I told you so.

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KarateFace — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 09:58:22 EDT

@Clarence Rosario:
LOL. (Why am I laughing?)

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the earl grey — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 02:29:28 EDT

so people are still doing don hills but its just not the same since misshapes left??

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Clarence Rosario — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 01:57:20 EDT

#10 is kind of a knockout.

What?

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TimeWarnerRhymeAnaheim — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 00:57:55 EDT

Oh -- there's a missing 'r'.

Damn... you see it!

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TimeWarnerRhymeAnaheim — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 00:56:53 EDT

I think all "Blue States Lose" entries should have an appropiate Coleridge reference as an introduction, as you did recently.

That way -- I will feel edified... even when I'm looking at This?

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youtalkwaytoomuch — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 00:09:36 EDT

I find #1 to be a bit sinister.

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drewheyman — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 22:13:19 EDT

@Truculent:

they are not friends.

And shouldn't your username be:
"Shut up, you truculent lout, and let the cute little pixie sing!" as a reference to Brix Smith's time in the Fall?

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drewheyman — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 22:03:28 EDT

According to downtown legend, he has sex with rainbows, never sleeps and only eats disco balls.

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Nope, the description was stolen from Jeremy Clarkson and is for the The Stig, not the guy in #4. Unless he is The Stig. Then whoa!

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Luiggi — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 17:51:14 EDT

#3: "Derelicte", anyone?

Luiggi

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Truculent — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 17:05:05 EDT

What the hell is going on with #1's nipples?

Truculent

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Smirk — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 16:54:06 EDT

Wow, #10 is, dare I say it, actually...attractive?

In all the long months of looking at the jacktards here at BSL, I was beginning to lose hope that there were any attractive people at all in the younger generation. Well, except for the ones greeting me at the door of Abercrombie.

Not that I'm super-good looking myself. But I at least try to not put cow vomit in my hair and then roll around in gravel before going outside. I have standards.

Smirk

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bizasizzalizzyizzo — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 16:01:06 EDT

@messica: Don't hate!

Chris Crocker has gone from living in the basement of his grandparent's house in Tennessee to winning every single John Cameron Mitchell/Hedwig look-a-like contest on the eastern seaboard and hasn't let it go to his platinum, 19 year old head.

At least he has the sense to only be photographed with clear alcoholic mixed drinks that kinda look like ice water/sprite or not drink at all.

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paco — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 15:17:20 EDT

@NYCF: Then she incessantly combs her hair, repeating "Must be pretty" over and over again.

paco

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mcginstein — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 15:17:11 EDT

@kathotdog: -ier than usual.

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NYCF — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 15:08:20 EDT

You just want to shake #3 and yell "How can you be so fat?!" and then sit back w/ a bowl of popcorn and just watch her desperately whip out a scalpel to remove what little is left of herself. . . oops, sorry, that's mean! I meant to say, "Bitch, eat, wouldja?!"

NYCF

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collegecallgirl — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:50:55 EDT

@Cheap Shot:

Most models kind of look like aliens in real life.

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spielarama — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:49:40 EDT

To quote the genius that is Rodney Dangerfield, everyone in those pictures could be " the poster child for birth control".

And something tells me that the douchetard in #5 has read Mystery's book repeatedly to learn how to be a "master pick up artist".

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El-Sonambulo — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:46:10 EDT

#10 - When you're the younger sister of a celebrity, in this case Ginnifer Aniston, Jennifer's youngest, boxing gloves and a pair of scissors leading to a B will do just fine...absolutely fine, folks.

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Cheap Shot — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:39:04 EDT

So glad I'm old and don't have to share air with those retards. I can't stop looking at Lydia Hearst in #3,
she's like an alien!

Cheap Shot

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LeanOnSheena — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:32:23 EDT

It's kind of cute how in #6 the girls are waving their hands in the air like they just don't care. Somehow, I always end up caring. :(

LeanOnSheena

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The Default Attorney — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:32:14 EDT

After scrolling through the entire index of lastnights party's "style wars" I have to say...

I think the Christian Right is onto something.

The Default Attorney

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fortqueenmean — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:30:16 EDT

Thank gawd I didn't eBay those legging yet.

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City_Dater — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:18:38 EDT

#10 is #2's stylist -- she walks around with those scissors and offers to help the little hiptards cut up whatever they're wearing.
Or she stabs people.
Either way, matters not...

City_Dater

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jack-of-all-trades — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:14:44 EDT

You'd think Bronques would have an awesome job, but how he doesn't go home at night (at morning?) and pour bleach all over his eyes is beyond me...

jack-of-all-trades

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HeatherNumber1 — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:11:32 EDT

Oh good god, chickie at the right of #6 is 'feeling the bass' or whatever it is people are doing when they wave their forearm up and down (aside from jerking off)

Don't know why, but #2 is the funniest, to me. What an eejit! She put her pants on her head!

HeatherNumber1

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NewMrsAstor — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:08:23 EDT

Halston would so not approve.

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messica — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:03:19 EDT

Is #7 Chris Crocker? If so, ew. If not, ew.

messica

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KarenUhOh — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:02:48 EDT

@KarenUhOh: "till." Christ.

@xhack: What's your secret? Mr. Pibb always spits at me.

KarenUhOh

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JackieTreehorn — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:02:19 EDT

@JackieTreehorn: Works. How a Cleveland Steam works. Damn your fingers, Jackie.

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KarenUhOh — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:01:45 EDT

#7: Yeah, well wait to you see the John Fitzgerald Page knockoff. As modeled by John Fitzgerald Page.

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xhack — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:00:43 EDT

#2 plus the commentary made me spit Mr. Pibb all over my desk.

That's right, Mr. Pibb, M Effers.

xhack

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JackieTreehorn — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:59:35 EDT

No. 10: Jen Aniston?

No. 3: Someone didn't read the directions on how a Cleveland Steamer words.

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collegecallgirl — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:58:24 EDT

Unrelated, but are we ever going to get a post explaining all the crazy new commenting features like friending and feedback and whathaveyous?

collegecallgirl

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Brad Walsh — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:56:39 EDT

isn't #5 casey spooner?

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kathotdog — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:55:18 EDT

Todays Blue States Lose is making me feel stabby.

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miss_msry — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:52:57 EDT

I'm olds. Wasn't it bad enough being poors? And #10 looks like Tara Reid's youngers sister. Or should I say steak Taratars?

miss_msry