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The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

Fishman — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 01:04:17 EDT

@collegecallgirl: You had me at hello.

Fishman

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

bridgeburner — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 12:51:25 EDT

Sexy fairy...sounds like my best bud Brian. Also, a curious thing: Halloween golf balls.

bridgeburner

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

TimGunn — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 12:36:58 EDT

So who is responsible for referring to every costume as "sexy _______" ? I trace it to Tina Fey and Mean Girls.

TimGunn

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

Political Party Girl — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 11:30:13 EDT

"Pigrim?" What's a Pigrim? Spell check!

Political Party Girl

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MisterHippity — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 10:34:20 EDT

@ext212: His name is "Chart Wizard." And I agree his work really Excels.

MisterHippity

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

ext212 — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 10:30:47 EDT

I don't know who's responsible for Gawker's pie charts, but s/he's awesome.

ext212

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

canstrains — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 10:27:16 EDT

can we blame Jerry Bruckheimer for the "sexy pirate" epidemic?

canstrains

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

scroll_lock — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:59:38 EDT

My slutty Benazir Bhutto costume was a huge hit.

scroll_lock

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

Clarence Rosario — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:51:10 EDT

Imagine my surprise when I discovered last night that people find Larry Craig very sexy.

Clarence Rosario

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

collegecallgirl — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:28:38 EDT

@Fishman:

I wear that costume EVERY DAY!

collegecallgirl

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

KarenUhOh — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:21:22 EDT

Oh, fuck. It was yesterday? No wonder those people were staring at me.

KarenUhOh

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

GayatriSpivak — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:08:52 EDT

I can't believe ther aren't more witches

GayatriSpivak

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

groupie — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 01:24:05 EDT

Mary needs a raise. And a drink.

groupie

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

RocketSurgeon — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 00:36:55 EDT

@MisterHippity: You males do get the easy costumes. Next year I'm going as a comfortably dressed female in reasonable shoes who enjoys Pinot Noir. I'll be scary...and drunk.

RocketSurgeon

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

Colonel Mustard — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 23:58:43 EDT

@dirtydeer: Personally, I just love the juxtaposition of "Sexy Fairy", "Sexy Tin Woman", and "Ape Mask". You could totes combine some of them, if you wanted, and you could be a Sexy Ape Witch With Opaque Tights!

Colonel Mustard

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

antisocialite — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 23:35:44 EDT

@AndSheSaid: Could be Pluto as in the Roman god of the dead, too, though I would have thought he'd be more into togas than thongs. Probably mandals too.

antisocialite

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

misspie — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 23:20:25 EDT

i'm perplexed by "Alice in Wonderland - toddler." i'd google how that could be sexy, but i don't want to go to prison.

misspie

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

htotheomo — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 23:02:33 EDT

@ellagood: Don't you find [redacted] sexy?

htotheomo

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

MisterHippity — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 22:29:21 EDT

So, the lesson here is: On halloween, the women like to get sexy.

We men get scary, gory or ugly. And then drunk.

I think we get the better end of the deal.

MisterHippity

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

Fishman — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 22:24:36 EDT

I'm going as "Dude that shits on your porch" and looking for "Big Titted alcoholic nymphomaniac".

Call me.

Fishman

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

CherriSpryte — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 22:12:58 EDT

Based on my highly informal research carried out on a DC pubcrawl last weekend, there were a LOT more Slutty Rainbow Brites.

Also, more people than you would expect were that damn pixellated banana that sings about "peanut butter jelly time" that's at least 5 years old, if not 7. I'm still befuddled by this. Then again, DC does tend to run 5 years behind on all trends. Right.

CherriSpryte

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

VenusCloacina — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 21:26:12 EDT

@dirtydeer: I think that costume name is officially "Sexy Witch (Plus Size)" but Intern Mary didn't want to type out all of that.

VenusCloacina

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

dirtydeer — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 21:18:55 EDT

I'm disappointed by the dearth of sexy plus-size witches, nuns, clowns, and ape masks. Why can't they be sexy, too? In fact, let's just put away the jack-o-lanterns, put on the red lights, and rename it Sexy-ween.

Or wait, that's a cover band, sorry.

dirtydeer

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

Tuvoistuvois — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 20:47:25 EDT

I want to know about the statistical overlap, here. Do you think that some women are wearing Spandex Shorts (.44%), T-Shirt (.44%), and Halloween Chuck Taylors (.44%) simultaneously? More importantly, do you think that those wearing Ape Masks (.44%) are also sporting Pluto G-Strings (.44%), because I could only hope so.

Tuvoistuvois

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

kaflop — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 20:36:36 EDT

On my way to a job interview today I had the pleasure of sitting next to a very slutty ladybug

kaflop

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

SheWalkedWithAZombie — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 20:06:03 EDT

Is the Pluto G-string the Disney character or the former planet? I hope it's the former planet. That would be a more creative costume. Although it is kind of insulting to one's package now that Pluto's been downgraded for its size.

SheWalkedWithAZombie

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

The Dewd — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:48:00 EDT

Where's Sexy Darth Vader?

The Dewd

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

mathnet — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:41:22 EDT

@Choire: I am 31 and one half, "Halloween Golf Balls." I just assumed the alsome costume suggestion was a reference meant for 20-somethings.

mathnet

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

lickherbeforebeer — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:24:33 EDT

I'm going as Renaissance. The complete historical period in time, replete with minutiae such as changing geo-political trade treatises and things with more popular recognition like the significant cultural and artistic developments.

lickherbeforebeer

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

far-far — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:23:04 EDT

If the 99.56% of women not dressing as "The Male Chauvinist Pig's Guide to Women" are dressing like the male chauvinist pig's guide to women, then I don't even want to know what they're going to be wearing... or maybe I do.

far-far

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PimpMyCouch — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:13:28 EDT

@mathnet: Indeed. I dressed up as Velma one year, and I got just as much attention as the Sexy Cops, et al. Nerds can be slutty too!

PimpMyCouch

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

Choire — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:13:25 EDT

@mathnet: Oh, you twenty-somethings. You should all be STABBED. Also that is what Denton's going as, since you asked. Velma. OR! "Velman"! (Wow that wasn't as funny as I thought it would be!)

Choire

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

VenusCloacina — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:13:04 EDT

@SharonTaint: That would actually be a great costume for the Olsen twins.

VenusCloacina

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

VenusCloacina — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:12:39 EDT

I'm going as Sexy Recluse right now. The Sexy Shearling Slippers and Sexy Turned-Off Porch Light are really all that is wonderful about Hallowe'en.

VenusCloacina

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

SharonTaint — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:09:51 EDT

I like that someone dressed as "plus sized opaque tights"

SharonTaint

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

scarletmenace — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:09:24 EDT

Damn, no Sexy Barbarian Pirate Nurse.
Also, no Sexy Blogger.

scarletmenace

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

mathnet — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:02:23 EDT

@PimpMyCouch: Ohhhh. The "sexy" is implied.

mathnet

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

PimpMyCouch — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:00:59 EDT

@mathnet: Dude! Scooby-Doo!

PimpMyCouch

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

PimpMyCouch — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:00:46 EDT

But what if I want to be a Sexy Clown? Where's the pie for that?

PimpMyCouch

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

mathnet — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:00:17 EDT

Will somebody tell me who Velma is?

mathnet

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

Jay-C — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:59:46 EDT

Halloween Chuck Taylors doesn't seem like much of a costume...unless that's the only thing you're wearing

Jay-C

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

smitty — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:59:46 EDT

Slutty Don't-Tase-Me-Guy

smitty

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

PimpMyCouch — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:58:20 EDT

I saw a Big Pink Vagina costume online last week. No joke.

PimpMyCouch

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

Notyourmother — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:56:07 EDT

But what if I'm NOT feeling sexy?

Notyourmother

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

fileunder — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:52:36 EDT

@mathnet:
haha! i liked 'Gloves' and 'Random Novel'!

fileunder

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

justagirl — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:52:04 EDT

Last minute suggestion for the men in the audience:

Just walk around shirtless and tell people you're Mathew McConaughhey

justagirl

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ellagood — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:50:05 EDT

"sexy" peacock?
am i the only one who finds ALL peacocks sexy?

ellagood

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

mathnet — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:49:53 EDT

This is truly 90% more enjoyment than I've ever gotten out of Halloween.

mathnet

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justagirl — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:48:50 EDT

I'm going as Mathnet going as Intern Mary

justagirl

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Sargasm — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:46:40 EDT

Sexy Rainbow Brite - bitch stole my idea.

Sargasm

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

mcginstein — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:46:12 EDT

Intern Mary, just wow. Lots of treats for you tonight...or tricks if you prefer, but only on 42nd Street.

mcginstein

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

mathnet — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:46:06 EDT

Fucking Christ, "Halloween Spray!" Twice as much pie as "French Maid!"

Also: "Inflatable Mannequin?" is a prop or a costume??

mathnet

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

collegecallgirl — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:45:21 EDT

If I stand outside Gawker HQ with a boombox, will Intern Mary come out?

collegecallgirl

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

mathnet — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:41:43 EDT

I'm going as Intern Mary!

mathnet

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

RocketSurgeon — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:41:17 EDT

Wow. Nicely done, though it makes my brain ache.

RocketSurgeon

The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay

modelbehavior — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:40:13 EDT

Halloween: An excuse for women to dress like prostitutes and not be properly ridiculed for it.

modelbehavior