<![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww" - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww" - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> I hope they get together before the conjunction of the three suns, while there's still time to defeat the Skeksis and unleash the power of the Dark Crystal.

AlexandraDuPont

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> Okay, I'm late and I can't possibly read all of the comments (busy, busy) but... This is not real, this is lonelygirl, this is (if you watch the incredibly mannered stuff -- not lice-picking! -- he does with his hair) the NEXT JAKE GYLLENHAL! May have spelled that wrong, but I am right, yes? He is auditioning for the next Catch and Release, in which Timothy Olyphant (my god, actors' names are hard to spell) was playing Jake G crossed with his own Go character. Jake is good, Timothy is good, but this guy is auditioning on the subway...

RSPitt

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> His Life is Brilliant
His Love is Pure
He Saw a Halfling
Of that I'm sure.

ZeroPersonality

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> I hope the girl he meets gives him herpes.

Two Piece and a Biscuit

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> Both of them have their hands in their pockets... That's because hands are really hard to draw.

Elle Menopi

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> taking bets on how many girls will be dressed as this pixie next halloween.

trucky

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @atipofthehat: You'd be amazed how many gorgeous babes want to trim my nostril bush.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @Mediahohoho: That one actually works almost every time. Even on supermodels.

atipofthehat

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @Mediahohoho: Drew Carey?

Queen of the Passive Aggressives

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @atipofthehat: It's either that or some mortuary student is lugging a cadaver around.

Ron_Obvious

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @IBentMyWookie:
Me: khakis with stains in the worst places, considerable paunch, overgrown crew cut barely covering back of head, dorky glasses, glazed, stoned look, vague air of hostility toward women, greasy book bag, nose hair.


You: very low expectations.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @Queen of the Passive Aggressives: Quebec rules in the area of delicious coffee. That's it. I'm moving to Montreal.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> This was the premise of a Lance Bass movie. If you're trying to pick up girls using a method used by Lance Bass in a movie, you have problems that are far-reaching and beyond help.

jack-of-all-trades

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @J DTZR: Doesn't he do stuff for Gawker?

GayatriSpivak

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> 1) The dude didn't man up and approach this pixie because he's a sensitive little emo pussy
2) But he's also clever enough to know that by handling his subway crush this way (instead of like an adult) will deflect all the attention back to him
3) This guy is a terrible illustrator

J DTZR

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @Pope John Peeps II: Quebec will forever rule - if only in their minds.

Queen of the Passive Aggressives

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @Queen of the Passive Aggressives: J'aime tellement les filles gamines du Quebec!

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @Pope John Peeps II: Thanks for the compliment!

Queen of the Passive Aggressives

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> I have learned the hard way that the man or woman "of your dreams" on the subway quickly becomes the "bumbling retard of your nightmares" on a date.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> omg- that IS a TN #. that's actually the area code for nashville. i could call him local and torture the shit out of him for my pleasure....but i guess the Haldol pixie is already up on that.

lele

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> You have to love how he modeled himself after the guys in those disgusting Lavalife posters

GayatriSpivak

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> You have to just go up boldly and talk to these 10-minute crushes or go home and forget it. There will be another girl of your dreams next week. I made move a on a subway cutie in 1999. I prentended I had read the book she was reading. We ended up dating for 5 years, and getting married, getting divorced. Anyway, she said she thought my obvious nervousness was cute. But drawing a picture? In which both of you look like dorks? I don't know. Dubious strategy.

Crotty

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> Judging by the size of the spandex lady's eyes, this guy is REALLY into japanimation.

hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> the tennessee hipster is actually quite similar to a canadian tuxedo.

hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> Dude! Totally viral marketing for douche.

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @psst: Frighteningly rosy cheeks, a dead-white pallor, a flower, a costume, a disinclination to speak?

This girl is obviously Marcy Marceau, daughter of the later Marcel, and the greatest street mime in all of the five boroughs!

atipofthehat

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> When the movie is made, producers will discover an "indie Meg Ryan" to play the girl. But will they get over the "not-meeting cute" premise?

atipofthehat

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> Here she is.
[gofugyourself.typepad.com]

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> He should have drawn a lonely cat in the picture... yuck, I tried drawing cartoons when I was in High School. The girls would get them and be sort of like, I'm so flattered, but what do you expect me to do next? It's a deaddnd, Patrick, and unless you are 14 it's creepy.

GayatriSpivak

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> Dear Patrick,

You say on your little video interview that there was some Meaningful Eye Contact. And yet, she didn't linger a bit on the platform to see if you guys would speak to one another? I'm sorry, Patrick: either she's got a man or she's just not that into you.

rosehobart

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> How it is possible no one has called him a tool yet? Apart from the rest, how about the little Ipod illustration or the double-hands-in-the-pocket posture.

What a fucking tool.

Mr_Doe

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> I don't know, mate. Illustrators who depict themselves without a prominent bulge...? I mean that says a lot about the boy's confidence...

shanghaibaby

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @Conbon: Valentine Wiggin has got to be the nerdiest reference on Gawker since I made the mistake of doing Sci Fi Page Six blind items.

the rzo

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> I can't decide if this is more creepy, or more shallow.

I mean, the girl of your dreams and you haven't even spoken to her? I know guys are more visual, but she could be a complete moron or have a horrible manly voice or be a total bitch - not to mention that it takes time to figure out if someone's "dreamworthy." You might think someone's hot, but "of your dreams"? How this is romantic is a mystery to me.

Also, who the hell tries to meet someone on the subway? The only thing you can pick up on the train is a staph infection.

VoxPopuli

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> She looks like a pissed-off 12-year-old.

psst

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> Tell that guy to stay the hell away from my imaginary girlfriend.

shitty pitty

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> hahahahahaha! I am going to count how many girls on the train dress like this tomorrow...

"I don't know what to write in this damned journal, but it makes me look deep and intellectual and maybe cute illustrator shy guy will notice me"

Elle Menopi

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @karion: He probably went to Notre Dame. (Too inside?)

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @decoud: Now your complaint should be that EVERYONE got the original reference. At least, that was mine.

@Itsjustcatnip: Ha. Then by 2045 or so, it will have come full circle. All the Legolases and Valentine Wiggins will be really outrageous and name their kids Michael and Jill.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @Conbon:

Heh. I was texting under the table (and influence), hoping for any type of rescue. I finally sacked up and told him that I would be cabbing it home.

I haven't done internet dating, primarily because real life dating is scarier.

karion

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @decoud: Oh, HA! Just read the rest of today's posts! Yay for after-hours Gawker-reading!

Decoud

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @VenusCloacina: Drizzt Do'Urden? Did you really type that?

I'm kinda surprised that I'm the first to say anything. Seems like there should be a few Gawker commenters/lurkers/complete nerds ready to jump on that reference...like me. Maybe they're all too embarrassed?

Decoud

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @cassandra: Reader, I married him.

VenusCloacina

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @Conbon: This is all too real a proposition (Anakin Schmegulsteink from Topeka). Just think in 20 years, you're going to be in a bar trying to pick up some girl, then she tells you her name is Arwen Daffydad Smith. Then you ruin your potential evening by cackling in her face.
I myself know FOUR goddamn people who named their child something from that movie. I don't know whether to slap the shit out of them, or shoot myself for knowing that many idiots.

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @Pope John Peeps II: I feel strongly, but cannot prove, that there must be a middle ground between "I'm so sensitive that my soul cannot process the entirety of your human speech patterns" and "date raping gym rat."

cassandra

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> while PJPII and Toro were getting their shoulders waxed, Tatiana, my trusted waxer, told me the entire gory tale of her divorce while yanking hot wax from my nether regions.....

controlbeak

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> I agree with Cassandra - too many guys are getting the milk for free!!

controlbeak

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @cassandra: My new wingman's name is Toro. We just spent the evening together blasting our pecs and abs at the gym, and now we're warming waxing strips to remove unsightly hair from our shoulders.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @Pope John Peeps II: Pffft. Girls are easier than ever. A guy who gets past the first fussy stumbles in terms of gatekeeping finds easy sex with even respectable girls these days such as your grandfathers only dreamed of! Never have so many received so much play for so little effort. Also, invoking the name of Mystery is like the Godwin's Law of relationships. It's an argument-ender. However. I give your last post a 10 mostly because of a nearly perfect dismount.

cassandra

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @MisterHippity:
i see. multi-talented, that one. thanks for clarifying

billiejeanismylover

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @Conbon: Nice. Build me up a bit though, okay.
Less of the "emasculating harpy" and more of the "bendy, cheap drunk"

IBentMyWookie

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @karion: But how did the second date go?

@IBentMyWookie: I'll have him call you.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> Ok, that's twice now I've posted a comment that said the same thing somebody else posted one minute before I did. So I'm gonna shut down my computer and watch the Carol Burnett documentary on PBS now. Goodnight.

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> white people are strange.

prattler

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @cassandra: Actually, it's usually just because they're too shy.

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @cassandra: Sure, a lot of men can't handle talking to strangers. We're a big shy bunch these days. Though we like to talk about feelings and such. But a lot of women never even bother to develop that sort of skill. They just wait and wait out of some sort of idea that "this is the way it's done". A little effort from the female side of things would quite often be very welcome, is all I'm sayin. I mean, do you want us ALL to be Mystery, confidently rubbing our confident, tiny diamond shaped goatees confidently up and down your necks while we wink at our overly-tanned but confident wingman? I don't think this is what you want.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @Pope John Peeps II: @cassandra: That is the controversial Artistic Merit section of the judging. Technical Merit is easier to understand but that is only half your score. Keep in mind that while Artistic Merit seems totally subjective and even arbitrary the judges have developed a general concensus for what constitutes quality. There are differences as well. The Eastern European judges seem prefer trashier look. And Dick Button likes stuff that is really gay.

SheWalkedWithAZombie

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @billiejeanismylover: That would be Shel Silverstein. He drew the pictures too.

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @IBentMyWookie: Yeah, just like Tourettes. If I had Tourettes, I would want the swearing kind.

ElijahPollack

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @billiejeanismylover: that would be shel silverstein and he's dead.

SharonTaint

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @Pope John Peeps II:

Goes both ways. I broke all of my personal rules and accepted a date with a guy I met jogging in the park. He ended up being a complete asshole to the service staff, bitched about the food, and ranted against woman executives.

Then called me a dyke when I declined a ride home. Some of you menfolk are wound up way too tight, but I think crazy knows no gender.

karion

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> whoever illustrated shel silverstein's books should be calling their lawyer tout suite

billiejeanismylover

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @Conbon: Well what's the point of bipolar disorder if it's so mild as to be undetectable?
That's like having a million dollars that you're not allowed to spend.

IBentMyWookie

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @Pope John Peeps II: And also! Let's be honest that many men (not you, I am just saying)cannot handle the actual "talking" part of "approaching a girl" because many would rather have an empty canvas on which to project their hopes and dreams of what she should be and all the perfections she no doubt lays claim to, and "talking" to an actual "human being" inconveniently shatters the perfect-madonna-purity illusions with reality. Please see cartoonist emo head case above -- the girl of his dreams indeed! He didn't even talk to her! Let's talk about those snap judgements.

cassandra

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @NotAndersonCooper:

I look forward to his jailhouse cartoons!

koala325

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @IBentMyWookie: Er, um I think we are talking about different Anakins. I meant Anakin Shmegulsky? From Topeka? I don't think he has any unholy armies. But on the bright side, you barely notice the bipolar disorder.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @Pope John Peeps II: I have not hit on a girl lately. Or, like, ever. However! The collected works of John Cusack plus the plot of every romantic comedy in existence should have prepared you for the "judging" part of the mating dance. It's not easy! But also. That's the point. You get graded partly on the quality and extent of the effort.

cassandra

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @Pope John Peeps II: Have, too! The shorts/tights/hoodie combo just gives me that association for some reason. I agree with you, though -- just a little more on the insane than the beautiful.

Mr. B.

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> He's no Dimitri the Lover. Note to mathnet: another famous Canadian!

VenusCloacina

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> Bowling Green? Sunday 9:30pm? Hate to break it to you Patrick - she was heading back to Staten Island cause it's a skool nite.

NotAndersonCooper

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> That's my girlfriend. Fucking asshole, I'm going to rip his nuts off.

GayatriSpivak

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @AndSheSaid:

And no feet!

Plus, the more I look at her, the more it seems as if she belongs on the Island of Misfit Toys.

koala325

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @MisterB: You have obviously never actually seen a French Canadian girl. They are fucking insane but beautiful. Like insane, beautiful wild horses. INSANE. Awesome.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> Love is dead - murder-suicide pact with authenticity, or at least so says that flower in her hair.

preppylouche

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @cassandra: Have you tried talking to a lady anytime recently? Seriously. Have you? You can be a fucking MEAN gender. The last time I talked to a strange girl (about two weeks ago) I felt more judged in two seconds than my italian mother can whip up over a whole four course meal.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @cassandra: Hear, hear, hear! Boo, hoo, hoo.

tracybluth

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @IBentMyWookie: Please call me. Not a mouthbreather (I swear!).

My guess is she's a French-Canadian philosophy major at Columbia. And did anyone else notice this guy's cell phone has a fucking TENNESSEE area code? I seriously hope she can get over the fact that Cassanova here made this creepy/douchy website after having spent 10 minutes across from her on the subway and couldn't make eye contact or come up with some semi-cute pickup line. Then they'll hook up, have some whispery sex, and get the hell back to the central time zone where they belong.

Mr. B.

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @Conbon:
Ooh, I love a man with an evil, unholy army of his own. That's why I can't hate on Wendi Deng.

IBentMyWookie

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @IBentMyWookie: Anakin will be so pleased.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @Conbon: I'm in no position to be picky. So not only does it qualify, it puts you (or your hypothetical friend) in the lead.

IBentMyWookie

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @Koala325: Here is how he chose to represent himself: as a guy with (1) no neck; (2) a strangely shaped goiter for an Adam's Apple; and (3) wearing jeans that are so low-rise that his pubes are probably showing.

SheWalkedWithAZombie

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @IBentMyWookie: Does "heavily, exclusively through mouth" qualify?

@Cesare_the_Somnambulist: Forever.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> Hmm. The haircut is a little butch for me. She looks good, though. Crudely-drawn-illustration hot.

koala325

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @cassandra: Hear, hear!

persephone

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> ooh, let's all do one!

Me: high heels, multicoloured coat, faded jeans, cropped hair. Air of insecurity coupled with general disdain. Struggling to get lighter to work and finally swearing at it and looking around embarrassedly to ensure that no one saw that I can't properly light a cigarette.

You: Male. Breathing.

IBentMyWookie

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> Is one of the things wrong about boys today that they draw like girls?

Because this guy draws like a girl.

MisterHippity

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> THAT'S MY WIFE MOTHERFUCKER. STAY AWAY FROM HER.

zibby

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> Wait, someone was attracted to someone on the subway? That happens? Cool.

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> The fact that he didn't talk to her when he could, but just stared and memorized every detail of her being in order to draw it and post it later on the Internet, is exactly what is the Problem with Boys Today. Pansy little fucked-up emo stalkers.

cassandra

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> Confused about your feelings?

Then you DID like the watermelon!?

atipofthehat

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> It's in the next panel when we see Cathy for the first time, getting off at her stop on the 5 and yet again overlooked by male admiration. At home she stands by her mirror, pokes at her middle-section once or twice and then posts on Craigslist for only her 2nd time ever: "BBW4SBM: Must be older and professional looking. D&D free. No thugs please!" for the sexual encounters section.

CleophusWayne

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> One thing missing from the drawing of the guy is an arrow pointing to his ipod and an explanatory note that says: James Blount's "You're Beautiful" playing on a continuous loop.

SheWalkedWithAZombie

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @Cesare_the_Somnambulist: Ah, the Nog. I've fallen under its spell before. Whither thou, Xmas 1998?

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> The previous draft of the site -- "I love you so much I just want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday!" -- was rejected at the last minute in favor of this slightly-toned-down version. Which is a damned shame.

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @Conbon:


)) > > ((

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]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @Conbon: Blarghhhh.

(That is a good thing.)

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> I don't think John Hawkes stabbed anyone at the end of Me and You and Everyone We Know. Which is obviously where this is headed.

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> Not a good illustrator, but as a stalker, admirable game.

Hope this works out. I want to know more...

Dusty in the Wind

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @COLONEL MUSTARD Laughing out loud at the sous chef comment

bridgeburner

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @ellagood: Hmm. Two can play at that game. Which Ricky's?

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]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @Colonel Mustard: I think American Apparel does accept bottom-half employees, but they have to integrate horizontally.

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]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> me thinks there will be a ton of desperate women shopping american apparel and the wig section of ricky's tonight.

ellagood

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> Nashville pussy.

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @pooks: fuck! thanks for reminding me. thanks for reminding me. thanks for reminding me.

ellagood

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> I hope everyone else has better dreams

ekates

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @TedSez: I can't wait for the Holiday Season to use my never-fails pickup technique, the Nog.

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]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @bridgeburner: I thought her top half was a sous chef and her bottom half worked at American Apparel. I, too, am confused about the boys/girls today.

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @TedSez: KILLING.

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> Also, Emily? NO LINKIE TO THE VIMEO OR THE TUMBLR. Because that puts money in you-know-who's pocket. And it's your asterisk.

VenusCloacina

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> I hear ya, Emily.

[crumple romance]

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @actorpull: He was too busy drawing the ad.

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]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> Unfortunately, the fat guy from "The Pickup Artist" was on the same subway car. And while you were doing your cute website, he was doing her on a futon that smelled like pizza.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> I used to do things like this. They worked!

All but once, and it turned out that was a good thing.

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]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> She looks like an elf. Perhaps he needs to take a hint from Drizzt Do'Urden on how to hunt elves properly?

VenusCloacina

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @pooks: Fucking hilarious, great comment.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> @pooks: Pure genius.

Also, why didn't he just go over and, you know, try to start up a conversation with her?

actorpull

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> Blue tights, braids, blue gym shorts and a flower in her hair?? I'm guessing what she was writing in her diary was somewhere along the lines of, "Don't forget to take Haldol tomorrow. Don't forget to take Haldol tomorrow. Don't forget to take Haldol tomorrow.Don't forget to take Haldol tomorrow. Don't forget to take Haldol tomorrow. Don't forget to take Haldol tomorrow. Don't forget to take Haldol tomorrow..."

pooks

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> Thinking about doing one of these featuring myself, and adjectives like "paunchy" and "disappointing".

actorpull

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> I am confused by her outfit and her fancy braided hair with flower. Her top half wants to attend a fancy gala, yet her lower half wants to head over to Studio B to see Mobius band.

bridgeburner

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> The girl of his dreams dresses like a whimsical little semi-employed superhero.
I think this says way more than he (or Emily) realizes about Boys Today.

City_Dater

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> I often have those dreams. And I always wake up screaming, with the bedroom smelling faintly of clove cigarettes and vegan farts.

VenusCloacina

]]> <![CDATA[Prince Charming Searches For "NY Girl Of My Dreams," Or Just One Of The Million Other Sucker Girls Who Saw This And Were Like "Aww"]]> Dennis Kucinich should stop walking around with flowers in his hair; it's sending all the wrong signals to Zack Braff.

Furious George

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