NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch' - Gawker Comments

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

OppsOhMy — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 16:26:16 EST

Ummm. I could have sworn Sean Patrick Murray was gay. At least he was when I picked him up at Splash and he sucked my cock.

OppsOhMy

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

designmartini — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 14:37:36 EST

I went to NYU, and I am still getting over the shame of it.

designmartini

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

spielarama — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 11:17:34 EST

Thank you Gawker. I just wrote this whole diatribe about as cool as NY is, you are still forced to deal with the douchebaggery that has become the village because of the NYU bastards and my one friend who has never lived here but "loves" it in her head thought I was crazy and going too far. Now I can show her this pile of crap and explain my frustration simply in 7 minutes.

spielarama

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

cousinavi — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 23:07:54 EST

Cue Sam Jackson: When you just have to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.

cousinavi

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

exleysdavenport — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 22:45:03 EST

One vote here for "total tool." oh, and now i won't get so disgusted when Julian Schnabel makes a film. tuition refund mom and dad?

exleysdavenport

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

MordecaiStein1 — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 22:20:30 EST

Lounging in the littoral zone of heteronormative behavior at NYU is going to be so fun. More than lounging in SoakZone even.

MordecaiStein1

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

temporary — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 21:50:56 EST

Is he Canadian?

temporary

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

Moimeme — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 20:48:56 EST

Psch, I could have done this much better in my days. The whole point of NYU, from my perspective, was the presence of the brown people (myself included). If they weren't literally brown, they were at least proudly and defensibly ethnic (Jewish, Irish, Italian) - and if they were WASPs they had to be gay. It rocked. These people effing suck. It's Felicity's fault isn't it?

Moimeme

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

notthatpopular — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 20:46:49 EST

You know this kid thinks he is a genius for copying a format invented by MTV with Laguna Beach and such about 5 years ago. Plus if they were really trying to represent NYU, where are all the Jsppy girls from Long Island, the terribly dressed Euros, and all the gay kids?

notthatpopular

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

Mr_Doe — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 19:08:05 EST

Nobody did any drugs; the blond on the roof has a very strong jawline and looks like a tranny in the still; and, as for the ladies, one looks like a trailer park stripper from toledo and the other is definitely a heffer, probably why they only did an upper body shot. Vapid douchery should involve at least a little cleavage or something.

Mr_Doe

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

messica — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 18:54:47 EST

@gefilte_fish_blues: Ok, and maybe you could draw a picture I could give to her! I hear girls like pictures.

oh yeah.

messica

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

NinaHagen — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 18:51:56 EST

I think every NYU student has to shoot on that roof - seriously - I've seen like 10 films from this viewpoint. At least they didn't kill a dog. apparently, all film students have to read the same short story and they all cop from it.

NinaHagen

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

Yanee — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 18:45:01 EST

My impression of NYU students was significantly more blown.

Yanee

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

gefilte_fish_blues — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 18:23:46 EST

@messica: Kewl. Tell her she's, she's lookin good in them jeans / I bet she'd look even beter with me in between.

gefilte_fish_blues

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

NikkidNYC — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 18:21:23 EST

Just like Laguna Beach... rehearsed and ridiculous.

NikkidNYC

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

PoMo — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 18:20:23 EST

I thought you said there weren't any ugly students? Liar!

PoMo

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

Grimple — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 18:17:47 EST

It's Tales of the City for generation brat. What a horror. The entire abomination is here if you want those extra minutes of exquisite pain:

[www.youtube.com]

Grimple

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

RufusV2 — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:51:54 EST

That makes me wanna take everything out of baby Rufus's 529 college savings account and spend it on myself.

RufusV2

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

TedSez — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:48:37 EST

Not that this guy is one, but most geniuses are total tools. See: every biography ever written.

Also: my semiautobiographical coming-of-age novel.

TedSez

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

DorothyMantooth — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:47:22 EST

@mathnet: Gasp! You mean that was scripted?!

Seriously, though, the fact that someone took the time to write all that up is just tragic.

DorothyMantooth

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

messica — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:46:13 EST

OK, I know Lora. This is weird.

messica

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

Freshrinse — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:41:01 EST

Degrassi Soooo Whooops this shits ASS!!

Freshrinse

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

girl_no_face — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:37:03 EST

wow, it's a hit. and i even dare to say that there are even stupider students at nyu (...and im an alum) who'd be more exciting to follow around. these kids are squares!

girl_no_face

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

gefilte_fish_blues — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:35:06 EST

I like when Lora says *it's so different here from back home* when, really, it's not anymore. Also, great ass on Lora.

gefilte_fish_blues

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

Malegirdle — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:24:08 EST

sometimes I stop watching porn for a little while to see what else is on the internets. always a mistake.

Malegirdle

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

Phyllis Nefler — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:23:42 EST

"Sean Patrick Murray" sounds like some amalgam of every male who has ever appeared on the Disney Channel or in the pages of Bop magazine.

Phyllis Nefler

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

kittivanilli — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:21:28 EST

I hate to leave a comment so inherently boring, but this has been really bothering me: em dash tags have to end with a semicolon in order to work properly. Or it just shows up as &mdash in the middle of your text.

kittivanilli

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

SharonTaint — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:16:34 EST

wtf is this vomit?

SharonTaint

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

Conbon — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:14:57 EST

Does Tisch not have an ADR facility? I guess that's why they're the #2 film school. Fight on.

Conbon

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

BadUncle — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:11:56 EST

I just want to cock punch whomever created banali-TV. It must be stopped.

BadUncle

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

parpadoo — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:09:58 EST

@MonkeyPants: i have to say, the exact same thing was running through my mind; i just forgot about it until you mentioned it. i kept on picturing the girl in the baggy gray beanie just rolling off the edge.

parpadoo

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

MonkeyPants — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:05:15 EST

Is it wrong that I totally thought, "Jump! Jump! Jump!" during the roof sequence?

MonkeyPants

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

OhBilly — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:03:26 EST

So, wait...did he choose Sarah or Madison? Where do we go to find out???

OhBilly

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

Diglett — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:03:02 EST

I was on the fence, but the way that kid said "I'm getting kicked out of NYU-- A-AGAI-AIN" provided clarity: complete genius.

Diglett

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

Metcalf — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:59:20 EST

I was in a restaurant on Waverly last spring next to two reliably stupid freshmen (I hope), listening to them talk about how totally cool it was that one of them had met this woman who was like a fashion designer called Anna Sui, who's completely famous, and had been offered, like, an internship! and, well it wasn't paid or anything but it was still totally cool because you got free clothes, because: like, it's an internship!, when the internship-getter interrupted herself to point across the room and coo "That guy over there is so totally hot - he's like Spencer from The Hills."

In short, yes, we need this. It's an untapped resource.

Metcalf

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

mathnet — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:58:42 EST

OMG I can't WAIT 'til Alex Blagg's high school FRIEND is on!

mathnet

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

mathnet — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:57:46 EST

Well. I watched it. So, who does he choose? Where are the other five minutes??

mathnet

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

hhpeterson13 — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:57:15 EST

Another point in the argument advocating a national draft.

hhpeterson13

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

iambillgates — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:56:56 EST

how much did that cost his daddy?

Well spent!

iambillgates

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

powerblonde — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:56:38 EST

Omigod, the scarf with anchors on it. The HORROR!!!

powerblonde

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

parpadoo — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:54:51 EST

to clarify: brilliant in its agony.

parpadoo

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

LolCait — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:54:06 EST

My feelings hurt.

LolCait

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

parpadoo — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:53:22 EST

hahaha just as awkward as laguna beach et al! i think it's pretty brilliant, especially with "hey there delilah" thrown in the last couple seconds for extra oomph. now the important question: who will be our justin bobby?

parpadoo

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

Mediahohoho — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:53:12 EST

Wow. Fucking agonizing. I think I made it through 30 seconds. Here's the problem. Young people are inherently good looking. And incredibly boring.

Mediahohoho

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

SchmatSchmaymon — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:52:53 EST

@irishbreakfast: FYI you cracked my shit up just now

SchmatSchmaymon

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

SchmatSchmaymon — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:50:17 EST

I totally saw them filming this in Wash Square Park! Pat Field has really lost her touch.

SchmatSchmaymon

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

irishbreakfast — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:50:10 EST

Okay&mdash!

irishbreakfast

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

BK_KT — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:50:02 EST

Not reality-- these people would not kiss each other in real life.

BK_KT

NYU's 'Laguna Beach': Drugs And Sluts 'Under The Arch'

intheoldforest — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:46:26 EST

Interesting&mdash.

intheoldforest