<![CDATA[ - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[ - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[]]> okays...all this talk of bananas and rap stars got me itchin to know....whats the hoop?

and is it worth it all? Ben Affleck? what is his take other than he is a big gambler?....hmmmmmmmmmmmm? Bet Jenny from the block knows...

Streeter

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Pat is such a hottie, although I do think he looks better with shorter hair. Fly suit though.

fay

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @JamieSommers: Only if he gets rid of that perm ....

BooWahBabe

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I'd hit it.

Then I'd hate fuck it.

Jamie Sommers

]]> <![CDATA[]]> He'd be super cute with the right haircut.

hhpeterson13

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Atelier:
Yeah, but I have this fantasy where Ben Affleck coaches Matt Damon for all his movie roles. And tells him what to say during interviews. And wrote absolutely all of GOOD WILLING HUNTING. Sorta Cyrano-like.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Atelier:
Ben Afleck (sitting on couch drinking beer): "Oh crap I gotta play Henry the XIII in 20 minutes. Hello...Hello...Ello...Ello...Got it." (continues drinking and watching TV).

Wrath of Farrakhan

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Yeah, that's the right Healy, although he looks like he lost a fight with an Afro Blowout Kit.

DaeSu

]]> <![CDATA[]]> John Krasinski shoved in a diaphanous Ben Affleck-shaped sausage casing.

Gregoire

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I interned at the Globe when he was the education reporter there and are names are very similar. As such, I mistakenly had a bunch of his phone calls transferred to me that summer.

So while he got the byline and the breaking scoop, I technically was the first person to hear that John Sibler was going to step in as interm president at BU that summer. Big thrill.

xhack

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @CodePink: I think that Matt Damon did most of the work on that one... Did you see the Family Guy scene about that? It was funny.

Atelier

]]> <![CDATA[]]> What bothers me more is this "Guanabee" ad with the hirsute man in a speedo and dangling maracas.

BottomOnTop

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Atelier: Yeah, but, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon wrote GOOD WILL HUNTING which I thought was quite lovely. Sorry, it's like EARNEST GOES TO CAMP up in here right now.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @mathnet: No lie. Where was this tag with the whole Moberg fiasco?

Wrath of Farrakhan

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I would totally do him.

scarletmenace

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I like curls, I would do him. What's wrong with ME?????

BottomOnTop

]]> <![CDATA[]]> No. 1: Pat Healy..har har, he's named after a Matt Dillon character in a Farrelly Bros. movie! No. 2: I'll race. Away from him.

M. Pompadour

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Is this seriously the first and only item to bear the tag HOW NOT TO FLIRT?

mathnet

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @collegecallgirl: I would, but all he'll say is that his name rings bells from Atlanta to Sicily.

Wrath of Farrakhan

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @CodePink: Well he can write a semi-coherent sentence, so I think that takes Ben Afflek out of the equation altogether.

Atelier

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @collegecallgirl:
Yes!

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @TVAddendum: Ask Ludicrus.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @CollegeCallGirl: If you find yourself in an interesting and mentally stimulating new environment, is that called a juxta-ho-sition?

TVAddendum

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Is that the right Pat Healy? Aren't there two writers by that name over there?

ZiggyStardust

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @CodePink: With a dash of Dane Cook.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @LolCait: beat me to it.

FracturedAcetabulum

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Big Tuna!

FracturedAcetabulum

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @LolCait:
Jim Halpert and Ben Affleck's love child?

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[]]> does the name vince foster mean anything to you pat?

the cajun boy

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Oh, the one where she admits to calling Obama O'banana and confesses her love of corpophagy, is that the one?

GayatriSpivak

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Jim Halpert's evil twin.

LolCait

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