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]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> You know, I'm sorry, but she's actually pretty busted. I wonder if when they "met up for coffee" he thought "REGRET! She's NOT what I remembered!".

moneyries

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> I see that he plucked his unibrow. Nice.

smitty

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> I have it on pretty good authority that Patrick Moberg set Camille Hayton's apartment on fire himself, just to, you know, set the wheels of destiny in motion.

CaptainOblivious

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> i know how im finding my next lover. quarky internet drawings of people i awkwardly admired on the subway.

bjk31

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> It's always a bad sign when your family is proud of you for dating a girl.
Proud?

speaksoapcube

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> i am squealing with delight. i love it.

librarysmut

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> "We had plenty to talk about, just kind of going over everything, seeing what the other person thought." She seems perfectly nice but he seems perfectly boring.

SilverJacket

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> having to bear a conversation with either of these two would seem to be excruciatingly painful. put these two rats back under the subway please.

Soup

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> I see he was media coached out of the head scratching, earwax picking thing. They told him, sit on your hands if you have to. Also we'll put twice as much wax product in your hair so you won't touch it.

areiten

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @BaconCat:

Word.

But she is totally adorable, isn't she?

Owlygirl

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Hmmm. Nutcase flower in the hair, (bring the Santa Cruz chronic on first date for at least frottage!), prison colony issue, if they bring back UPSTAIRS, DOWNSTAIRS, she's a lock for the lowborn maid. What's not to stalk?

Icarustoo

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @Pope John Peeps II: But don't you understand how hard it is to talk to a woman? The vulnerability a man's soul undergoes as he waits, desperately, for his famewhoring to take root?

cassandra

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> They should be waterboarded into confessing that this is a publicity stunt.

gentrifriedchicken

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> I can't figure out why he didn't just use JackSawJane.com... I mean, they specialize in these subway "hot flashes" (PLUS it's all about privacy -- which I bet he totally misses!)

bauxite

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> I work all day, pull up the Gawk and lo and behold read this, and promptly ran to the bathroom.

STOP THE MADNESS!

This isn't real, and I know I'm not original in saying this.

Lodwick, checkmate you wanky doof. You won this one.

the-cubicle-dweller

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> I'm a detail freak, and thus... NO FUCKING WAY did *anyone* who knows Face Hayton who saw that picture Gay Pat supposedly drew of FH, and go, "That's you, kangaroo!". No. Fucking. Way. Or i guess the flowers in her hair are supposed to be the unique detail lending credibility to this farce. Gin. Martini. NOW!

Mackintosh-Typos

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> I bet they're tired of one another already. I know I am.

jasonelias

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> "The only difference between stalking and romance is the consent of the woman."

Flackette reminds everyone to Vote!

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Wait I thought that this was already exposed as a culture jam/scam/attention getting preformance piece to promote the places where they work?

Is Diane Sawyer (or her team) that dumb?

AnnaZed

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @collegecallgirl: I'd like to know what wardrobe items you'd grab in the same situation.

nickfarr

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Their hair clashes. His: Looks like he stuck semen in it. Hers: @VoxPopuli: Those flowers! Ugh!

plasticene

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> She really does dress like a crazy old cat lady. Not going to age well...

VoxPopuli

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @atipofthehat: dates for page views? why not cut out the middle men - the agencies and advertisers - and just take cash? Then they wouldn't have to bother with all that coding and content-producing that's so tiresome.

it takes a lot to laugh

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> What the fuck is her look: Mia Farrow meets polynesian puritanism? I know it seven-thirty in the morning, but the thought of waking up to that christian missionary every morning reinforces my gay pride.

fortqueenmean

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Throw in a unicorn that shits diamonds and rubies and you got yourself a Romance Network Movie of The Week.

Some of My Best Friends Are People

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @LolCait: You are in charge of starting a fake-daddy blog. Go.

olivia2.0

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> and i'll bet that at some point this weekend camille hayton will be spotted hovered in a corner weeping quietly to herself while repeating, "why did i let them talk me into doing this?!"

the cajun boy

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @atipofthehat: so sad. i can't wait for someone to step forward and expose this whole thing as a fraud. certainly there's an email trail that will show once and for all that this whole clusterfuck was orchestrated by the bespectacled pasty douche.

the cajun boy

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @atipofthehat: Honey, do something about those bangs so we can actually, you know, see your face.

Mr. B.

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> She should stay in profile.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> I hate this so much.

TheGintheCity

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> This whole thing just screams "genital warts."

MadameDecline

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @Fatso Sandlewood IV: And then there's the fact that one of Julia Allison's good friends was hyping the story on Fox News the other day.
Video here: [www.foxnews.com]

The One

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Suddenly, I'm starting to understand the "deport 'em all!" Tom Tancredo fans.

The One

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Wow I didn't realize there was a whole other page of comments. Now you get to see 'the process' of a poster going down in flames.

dola

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @ext212: More like thank god for Gawker. Without it this promotional stunt would've had all the legs of a brittle white boy. The sanctimony here, starting with Emily in a WTF of monumental proportions, is astounding.

dola

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Moberg sits there like Richard Simmons.

ohnothimagain

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> BLACK BOOK is whoring off its other interns now.

[www.blackbookmag.com]

I think we should enter her!
I mean, enter!

atipofthehat

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> "What are you going to wear?".
"The same thing I've worn everyday for the past year, how about you?".
"I have a left over Olive Oyl halloween costume I could try".
"Works for me".

princeCapsaicin

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Also, if Patrick is looking for little Dutch girls with flowers and braids and quaint little outfits, he could do much better in Amsterdam's red light district.

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> that's it, i now believe 9/11 was an inside job.

larrydarrell

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> "Hopeless Romantic" is code for "Golly gee whiz, so that's what a vagina looks like. I had no idea! It's so squishy! Guess that's what all the fuss is about!"

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> I don't think this was a shill for their respective brands. This appears to be a fameball experiment.

karion

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @Clarence Rosario:
"Come on, just kiss it. Don't you think you owe it to me? I GOT YOU ON TELEVISION, WHORE!"

Trampoline

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Does this fulfill Gawker's contractual obligations or will there be one more follow-up post?

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> It all kind of makese sense that this guy is an employee of Jacob Lodwick. I guess in the end everything does come back to Julia Alison.

bittergreen

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> His hair screams stale morning breath.

pooks

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Enjoy it while you can - the rest of their relationship will be strictly pay-per-view.

it takes a lot to laugh

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Um, why all the indignance? If it weren't for Gawker this stunt would've had the all the legs of a brittle white boy.

dola

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Only Hollywood could've brought this through three acts any faster. And it will, as soon as someone is paid twenty grand to transcribe this and sell it to a producer.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Oh, and fuck you Australia. Bunch of first-wife stealing piss artists.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @sexbot: Right? When straight, adorable, infantile moppets do it, it's "love." When the gays do it they put police in the bathroom stalls.

Or maybe it wasn't about lust, it was about two kindred spirits recognizing each other across a crowded subway car.

probablyawkward

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> I guess this is what you get when you dumb down the culture to the emotional age of 13.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Nice Leg Curl, Pattie. Ok, so obviously Diane is the manliest of the three, but the real question is who gets wetter when she rails them backstage, Patrick or the Face from Down Under?

iambillgates

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Suddenly, I'm not all that opposed to waterboarding.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @brian griffin: I was about to stand up for Australians, but in fact I won't: [www.smh.com.au]

"Just 8 million people waiting on the outcome."

SchmatSchmaymon

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> . . . and one other thing: notice that this whole thing broke over the course of a workweek, beginning to end. that gave it maximum time to germinate during prime Internet-surfing hours, when everyone's bossman is paying for the connection. convenient!

Fatso Sandlewood IV

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @Shanghaibaby: I think the chances that the sex between this pair would bore a 17-year-old Muslim shepherd are about 118%.

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @Trampoline: The best part is--this will be the biggest news story in Australia for weeks. The country only has 20 million people and it's basically a small town; any time anything happens to an Australian abroad it makes the front page.

brian griffin

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> You know what, I call bullshit on this whole thing. How easy would it be for two people who already know each other to do this as a hoax? You claim to have encountered one another randomly, then reunited after the fact. Since no one on the subway really pays attention to the others around them, let alone which two individuals at any given moment are eyeing one another, there's no way to dispute it. But, you know, maybe my cynicism has run amok . . . .

Fatso Sandlewood IV

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @lucio: Deeper into Dante's Inferno?

GayatriSpivak

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> oh come on, all you cynical bastards. watching them together didn't melt your cold, black hearts just a wee bit? no? okay. never mind.

LAGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @reluctantentity: Going over their lines one more time.

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @GayatriSpivak: your just fell three circles.

TheLorax

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @BaconCat: I have unexfoliated skin flakes that are older.

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> THANKGOD her house burned down, or else we wouldn't have had this entertainment all week!

ext212

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> I feel so fucking old. These people were born in 1986. My copy of 'Real Genius' is older.

BaconCat

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @What it is: ah yes...I see, "his face"...that's true. but seriously, her face=giant, no?

What it is

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @preppylouche: Herpes or baby?' is the best party game ever.

ZiggyStardust

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Oh great, the next plot line for How I Met Your Mother.

jasonelias

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Wow, she really has flowers in her hair!

ext212

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @atipofthehat: nothing is larger than her face

What it is

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @reluctantentity: They were "just kinda goin' over" their lines.

TheBigDoggy

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> I think they're wearing the clothes from last night's date still.

ZiggyStardust

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @the cajun boy: You basically did accurately predict everything that has happened. They had to have a team of publicists working feverishly behind the scenes to give this the legs that it has had.

Douchebagus Maximus

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @Cheap Shot: Possibly? No, how about totes gay!
C'mon, where are the 'Mos to sling the conspiracies?!

BaronBo

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> who knew that somewhere, sometime, heidi had emigrated from sweden to the pit of the subway? good luck with your milkmaid, patmo.

cyanidecygnet

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Hmm.

If she's so Australian, why is she wearing the dress from Grant Wood's painting, "American Gothic"?

atipofthehat

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> *

H_Humbert

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @reluctantentity: going over things implies letting her know about the herp he picked up in Williamsburg last month.

hypocriteoath

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @Hockeymom: She doesn't hold a kangaroos chance in hell to look like the fantabulous Yulia Tymoshenko.

maveric1k

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> I think it's interesting that he says last night they talked, "just kinda goin' over things."

Who the hell says they were 'going over things' when they've presumably just met somebody? There's nothing to go over.

relunctant entity

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @atipofthehat: I pale in comparison to yours, but thanks. My heart really can't take any more of this though, not since I found out LOLcait was a dude. At this rate I'm getting coal for Krismiss. *sigh*
Color me a Peanut M&M, he does exist!

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> I felt awkward just watching this.

jann9884

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @maveric1k:
I think she's going for the Prime Minister of Ukraine look.

Hockeymom

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> The Jenkem tag is a thing of beauty, Em.

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> "Goodnight and please remember to spay and nueter your interns."

xhack

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> The best part is clearly the "SUBWAY LOVE AFFAIR" tag. Are we to assume the GMA producers confirmed Tom & Meg are already in love or at least had some quick, pre-appearance luuuuuv? Umm, nah. And didn't Matt Drudge trademark the grim phrase, "WORLDWIDE INTERNET SENSATION?"

TheBigDoggy

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @maehrc:
You say Zach Braff, I say Adam Brody. And Marcia Brady. Or Jan.

Hockeymom

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Looks like Pinky Tuscadero and Holly Hobbie had a love child.

BettyCrocker

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Next week the Times will write a Style "trend" piece about people who, more and more, are finding love on the subways. It will be based on this incident, and some self-delusion of Jennifer 8 Lee.

NYCF

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Thanks, Patrick. Now Australians think we're crazy. And hoodie wearing. This is the worst thing for foreign relations since Shock and Awe. Reckon. (That's both hillbilly and Australian for "I think").

Herb Tarlek

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Somebody should tell him about the quarter BJs on the A train....

Dolomite

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> In light of the WGA strike, this WILL be made into a reality show.

Tuvoistuvois

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> this was cute on tuesday. it's friday now. things change.

and god forbid there be a zach braff-directed/written/starred in vehicle based on this.

maehrc

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @BalknChain: @BalknChain: argh. beat me to it. The Swiss Miss girl may be applicable as well.

maveric1k

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> I hate happy heterosexual people who talk about "destiny"!

fwah-mawvaze

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @City_Dater: YES.

Diglett

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @atipofthehat: Midwest may mistake "subway" for the sandwich chain.

Queen of the Passive Aggressives

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @lucio: Of all the things people say on this site, date rape is what makes you mad? Not that it isn't a scourage, but come on! She could take this doofus out with a mean pout.

GayatriSpivak

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> How many boring real people need to be famous for nothing before Hollywood will go back to the studio system, pushing carefully created personalities into the spotlight for our worship and hiding their little meat puppets when they do anything illegal and/or undignified?
Because I'm ready for that now.

City_Dater

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Baby or herpes?

preppylouche

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @BalknChain: Brilliant!

atipofthehat

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Does this mean I might get on the Today show for hooking up twice with the same dude in the Crunch steam room?

sexbot

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @the cajun boy: Know-it-all. Go suck some Peychaud's Bitters.

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Also, Gawker: take back everything you said about poor old Malcolm Gladwell's hair!!

atipofthehat

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> So does Paddykins have to stick his fingers directly into the electrical socket to make his hair do that? Or did Nikola Tesla invent a special hairdryer?

Conbon

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> "Happy ending", indeed, Diane. Next week they'll dabble in joyless, awkward fellatio.

Clarence Rosario

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> The St. Paulie girl is real!

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @Cheap Shot: You are SO right. Patrick stop bobbing and weaving already. And get a new less-pointy haircut.

hhpeterson13

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> This was the only way he could approach a non-Asian [read: stereotypically geek friendly] girl. Hope he slips on her bulimia barf, cracks open his skull and dies.

GayatriSpivak

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> OK, Diane Sawyer. Now it's time to help bring Choire together with his train crush, for a heartwarming, made-on-the-Web romance!

[gawker.com]

Choire: what, no drawing?

atipofthehat

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> The idea was totally stolen from On the Line, a bad movie starring D-List stars. Yes, I was forced to watch this crap and now this whole episode is just making me relive bad memories.

[www.imdb.com]

GoThem

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> This is like an ugly baby.

Colonel Mustard

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Um, Patrick, you went to all that trouble for... that?

Her house burned itself down because it was repulsed by her outfit. It was hoping to singe her collection of hair-flowers, but unfortunately she grabbed them just in time.

procrastinator, esq.

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> He's totally going to bore her. A girl with hair like that can't be tamed. I'm sure Julia Allison is pissed these two are stealing her fire.

Unfun

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> What about: they went on GMA because they could (and even Aussies are attention-seeking whores), and GMA asked'em to because they're fresh out of writers.

Trampoline

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> She was cuter and more normalish than I expected. He, on the other hand, has clearly been in front of the mirror for 72 hours practicing the perfect timbre for tomorrow dusk's quiet proclamation that this song will change her life.

Diglett

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @GayatriSpivak: thanks for elevating the conversation, bro. Also, go to hell.

TheLorax

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> I think that the fact that I think this is a huge marketing ploy makes me both cynical and sentient. And nauseous.
Plus, "worldwide internet sensation"? Hyperbole much?

PimpMyCouch

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @collegecallgirl: Your arm's too short to box with Gob!

atipofthehat

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> I'm looking forward to seeing Al Roker tells jokes while the happy Camille -- with adorable self-conscious Patrick doing something tic-ish with his hair! -- gives birth in front of a live studio audience.

NYCF

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> When she mentions the subway, and they cut to the clip of the subway train coming in and people getting off? GREAT television.

atipofthehat

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> In english please!

brokenface

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Isn't anyone attractive anymore?

GayatriSpivak

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> My god, woman! Your earrings are larger than his face!

atipofthehat

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @Cheap Shot: I just don't see him throwing his shrimp on the barbie.

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> When Geeks Attract!

I'm really tired so I hope that wasn't already written somewhere today.

Queen of the Passive Aggressives

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> I don't know what pisses me off more, his hair or this farce of a freakin story.

AndIAmTellingYou

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> I love how, in Australia and New Zealand, the word "no" has 6 or even 7 syllables.

atipofthehat

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Sigh. Even I'm done defending these fuckwads. Day 1 was normal, but day 3 is like a full fucking zombie virus meltdown leprous puss ooze.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Instead of this, more Julia Allison coverage please.

La Cieca

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @GayatriSpivak: You are a sick puppy.

Cheap Shot

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> He's possibly gay with a bad haircut and Australian Julia styles will drop him like a hot potato after he refuses to go 'down under'.

Cheap Shot

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @rod: We really need to bring back dunking.

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @Shanghaibaby: Word.

britneyspearstears

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @Shanghaibaby:
i know! lose the fucking hoodie.

fileunder

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> "I heard the odd sounds of Bright Eyes and genitals being mashed together backstage. They sounded like wedding bells to me!"

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Fuck these Lloyd Dobbler motherfuckers, this is only going to start a chain of copycat events and a surge in restraining orders.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> I didn't get a teevee interview after I picked up my (now) bf at the bar after drinking many beers and shots of jaegermeister, taking him home with me and doing stuff that I don't remember.
She'll be tired of him in a month...

kathotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> I hope their inevitable breakup is just as widely publicized.

sexbot

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> I have the worst second-hand embarassment right now. Even worse than when I watch "The Bachelor".

BK_KT

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> told ya so.

the cajun boy

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> I'm telling you people - total Man of the Year potential.

Metcalf

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> A lesser man might be embarrassed to even admit this realization, but is he wearing the exact same thing he wore in the original "Patrick discusses the girl of his dreams" video?

britneyspearstears

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Wait. He's wearing the same clothes as in the vimeo video! great branding!

I used to think he was adorable. Now he's gone douchy. I hope the sex sucks.

shanghaibaby

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Yeah, as a publicist I can vouch that Good Morning America will just book anyone! They don't let being one of the most popular shows in America make them at all picky about who they let on, and you totally don't need some king of major push to secure a booking. Why, it could happen to YOU!

DavidWatts

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> I didn't know that the term "gob smacked" was limited strictly for Australian usage.

SophiaPetrillo

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> DIANE SAWYER: You have to tell me what you saw that moved you so profoundly that you would launch this kind of quest!
PAT MO: A girl with $$$$$$ in her hair!

TheBigDoggy

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> That's it. I'm moving to Belgium.

RocketSurgeon

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Also, are you seriously telling me that when her house was on fire, causing her to lose most of her clothes, the one outfit she valiantly grabbed to face her week with was her blue gym shorts and blue tights?

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Hee hee nervous body language vague story please don't find us out.

relunctant entity

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> I thought that was drew barrymore.

Queen of the Passive Aggressives

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> i just threw up in my mouth a little.

edisdead

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Whatever, I just hope that dress she's wearing has an important role in the eventual sex tape.

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Whew! Thank god she explained what gobsmacked means. I didn't know WHAT was going on.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Let's hope he date-rapes her!

GayatriSpivak

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> HA, I love Diane Sawyer. We have to explain gob-smacked, because you're AUSTRALIAN you little ROO.

SchmatSchmaymon

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> We really need to bring back the draft.

rod

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> No pressure. You just now have to get married and make the babies just to appease the masses.

The Real JR

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Oh dear. Someone please go check on VenusCloacina. It's possible her head has just exploded.

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: Thank you.

RosemarysBabyDaddy

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> Aww. Awhorable.

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> I didn't know that Kerik was part of this whole menage-a-twat!

irishbreakfast

]]> <![CDATA[Patrick Moberg And Camille Hayton Go On 'GMA' To Viral-Market Love]]> MAKE THIS STOP.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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