<![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs! - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> I'll take the Butterscotch Stallion.

flexy

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @collegecallgirl: Didn't horses help you figure out how to have an orgasm? There's a reason so many young girls love to ride....

CTMaggie

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> This is like a Veronica Mars joke come to life.

Gouda

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @IndianSlipper: love the boba. it's got jellyballs in it i like to chew 'em.

saltwatertaffy

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: Dude, stop making me laugh. That shit is seriously going to get me fired.

iplaudius

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @iplaudius: I meant horses like Seabiscuit Jessica Parker.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @ellagood: See? People listen to you.

iplaudius

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @iplaudius: yes! and it's true.

ellagood

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: So, you were the horse in the room, eh?

iplaudius

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @saltwatertaffy: I would totally hang out at Unicorn Beach drinking boba with you.

IndianSlipper

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @MOONYAP: Rats.

@olivia2.0: Neither A nor B are true.

TheHonJudgeSmails

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> That’s what I heard. The minx!

iplaudius

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @iplaudius: She must know my dad.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @The Real JR: holy shit. i had completely forgotten mia sara was in more than one movie. i thought all she did was look cute and drop in and out of that ridiculous quasi-british accent in FBDO.

iantenna

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> I look forward to seeing my avatar on a playing card.

skepchick

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @collegecallgirl: Didn’t the immortal ellagood once write something like, “If both of you know what you’re doing, nobody should taste anything”?

iplaudius

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @ellagood: will trade you for a Tori Spelling

drester

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @ellagood: Show us on the horsey where the bad man touched you, little girl.

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @saltwatertaffy: damn. tried to give the link to "unicorn planet" on youtube but it didn't take! well if it's not too much, search that on youtube; you'll see what i was getting at.

saltwatertaffy

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> right. "for little girls" my ass.

[youtube.com]

saltwatertaffy

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> Due to the commercials for this, the phrase "horse online" has become a multi-purpose utterance in my house. It is the answer to any question, simple or existential.

Diglett

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @iplaudius: My dad says smart girls swallow.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @BalknChain: @ellagood: Seriously. Yes, I made that user form out of whole cloth. But! Am I the only one creeped out by this?

iplaudius

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @collegecallgirl: Smart girlz keep secretz, right? :-x LOL!!!11!

iplaudius

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: TheHonJudgeSmails is either a) a chick or b) went to Oberlin.

olivia2.0

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> Is the Times taking it's trend tips from the Boston Globe, didn't they hear that hobos are the new unicorn!

all2soon

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> I'm totally getting in my Buick LeFemme right now to go to the stable.

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> Ahh, finally. The horse-manure-shoveling sim we've all been waiting for.

braak

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: The article said horses, not whores.

MOONYAP

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> I have one of these, but it's a webcam and instead of collecting horses, you collect dudes. They can be dressed up as cowboys, rentboys, or cowboy-rentboys.

Vitamin B12

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @collegecallgirl: it's so the pedophiles who run it can sort the young babes easier.

ellagood

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> I totally hated on Mia Sara for a minute because her dumbass led to the death of one of the unicorns and then she got all freaky with that evil dude with the giant horns on his head and dressed all goth and danced around with a giant knife like she was about to off the other unicorn that the trolls captures. And when she raised the knife above her head in front of the unicorn, I was totally like, oh noes she's going to kill the last unicorn and bring darkness and evil to this entire land. But then she totally okie doked us and the evil dude by actually using the knife to cut the unicorn's bonds letting him escape. Hooray! And then Tom Cruise showed up and rescued her.

She later left him for Ferris Bueller when he drove up in Cameron dad's convertible.

The Real JR

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> I'm gonna name mine "Emily" !!!!!!

atipofthehat

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @iplaudius: Maybe they just want to know how smart I am.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @iplaudius: I need a playmate for my Tamagotchi.

The Real JR

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> The best thing about unicorns is how they take me away to enchanting dream worlds. That, and they always have really good weed.

CodePink

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @collegecallgirl: JFP is their webmaster?

iplaudius

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @mcginstein: I got a George Bush, must have mixed up my stacks

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @ellagood: SJPs are so hard to come by! I keep getting Julia Roberts.

mcginstein

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @iplaudius: My Lil Predator Pony

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @concerned citizen: Sorry, I didn't hear you the first time. I was running to the work pantry to check out my new Freezie Freekies I put in the freezer. ZOMGZOKUHL!

The Real JR

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @iplaudius: Why do they need to know how much I weigh?!

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> Welcome to the magical world of Bella Sara!
Before activating your horse, you must create a user profile. All fields must be completed.

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iplaudius

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @ellagood: hah!

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> This is going to take the wind out of the sails of my Bella Tatas launch. I have created a joyful world of tatas, where every tata is special and uniquely beautiful. You can use the computer mouse to clean your tatas, but you can't trade tatas with your friends.

mindbling

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> My kids play on that site. Its just another web tie-in, like Webkinz. Webkinz are stuffed animalz with a web site to do crap on. Bella Sara is just trading cards with a web site thrown in. You play flash games and feed your horse / brush it etc on the website. The kids like it, but the website is hella slow......

djdavetrouble

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> I used to be really into horses, too, before I figured out how to have an orgasm.

collegecallgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> All of this 80's-nostalgia makes me want to share a couple phrases that I can't say aloud without grinning...

WHAM!-tastic
Tina Turna-tacular

[yeah, really, really slow day at my office]

Go Like Hell Machine

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @ellagood: No trading! Now go feed SJP some carrots, then make her wear them as earrings.

bifteck-frites

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @LolCait: anytime "pinprick" and "shaft" are that close together, it's to be taken as an insult

ellagood

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @ellagood: No, but I'm looking to trade my Camilla Parker Bowles, if you're interested.

CherriSpryte

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @sexbot: yeah really, where was blue states lose on friday?

b4nt4

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> When he interviewed me, he was very nice.

But then he called me "...a frustrated office worker yearning for pinprick shafts of fame."

So I don't know how to feel.

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> @The Real JR: I had the black and white checked one with the rebellious slashes of neon colors through the middle. I sort of wish I still did.
Hey, when are Umbros coming back?


Products Will Save Me

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> anyone have a sarah jessica parker for a hillary swank?

ellagood

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> Speaking of unicorns on mescaline!

sexbot

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> A "computer mouse"? What the heck is that?? I just don't get these things! I mean, next thing you know we're going to have telephones in our heads!

LolCait

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> Josh is such an intriguing combo of sophisticated and childish.

What? No, no punch line. I'm being earnest.

mark duffy

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> I totally had the black Trapper Keeper with the white Unicorn with wings up on two legs. My shit was so OMG FIERCE.

Don't even get me started on when I used to make those Hello Kitty runs to the Paper House.

The Real JR

]]> <![CDATA[Rainbow Unicorns Are Totally The New Pogs!]]> Funny - "an imaginative, joyful world of horses, where every girl is special and uniquely beautiful" perfectly describes my college dorm room on many nights after a visit from the Busch Light Fairy.

TheHonJudgeSmails

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