- Gawker Comments

Koreanish — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 21:44:03 EST

This is part of the overall toilet theme of the day also, right?

Koreanish

fileunder — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 19:56:09 EST

i'm not in my joe mode today.

fileunder

Colonel Mustard — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:38:58 EST

I can't wait for this! I am totally going to d'oevour those hors d'oeuvres!

Colonel Mustard

ellagood — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:38:17 EST

@momo: oh, honey, we know you're not that particular.

ellagood

Itsjustcatnip — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:20:38 EST

That reminds me of the time I paid lots of money to have my marriage announced and they wrote my name down as Catnip Gingernut Nay Pillsbury.

Itsjustcatnip

Ace in the Hole — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:18:56 EST

it was one of those office deals where coworkers try to accommodate the gay guy to not make him not feel like an outsider ... and so we all end up at a gay bar ... and no gay guys hit on me ... so should I be offended or flattered?

Ace in the Hole

iambillgates — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:17:52 EST

Whoresgalore

iambillgates

atipofthehat — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:17:30 EST

@LolCait: Why can't Gawker raffle you off?

Why, it would be a great story!

atipofthehat

Mediahohoho — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:14:54 EST

Hors d'œuvre is just one of those things you learn to spell when you're a low level copywriter with who has to do all the invitation copy.

Mediahohoho

atipofthehat — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:14:37 EST

@La Cieca: I don't say nuttin. I make straight for those little pigs-in-a-blanket, shove everyone aside, grab the tray, and take it off somewheres quiet for a good munchin'.

atipofthehat

LolCait — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:14:26 EST

@LolCait: That didn't make any sense, Cait. Sober up.

LolCait

LolCait — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:13:46 EST

@RufusV2: No, I meant that my sexual reassignment surgery is six long months away.

LolCait

rod — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:11:44 EST

To be clear, I am not the client.

rod

BinkysDream — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:11:36 EST

Wait, what's happening? I don't know how to parse this thing. Is he "interviewing prospective dates for his client"? Sorry to be all grammer-focused, but as an attempt at communication this fails miserably.

BinkysDream

Mediahohoho — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:11:35 EST

Well, if it's reality TV, you know it's got to be demeaning and lifeforce-sucking...

Mediahohoho

RufusV2 — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:11:12 EST

@LolCait: You're 51?

RufusV2

koala325 — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:08:59 EST

@atipofthehat: @sexbot:

My last mixer was more like "whores devour." Buffet was gone in a jiffy.

koala325

La Cieca — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:07:53 EST

Thinking people say "light refreshments." Strictly speaking, canapes and finger foods are not hors d'oeuvres unless they are served prior to a meal ("outside the work").

Of course, a thinking person would probably avoide sending out so ambiguous an invitation in the first place. Are people interested in attending this event supposed to email a "confiration" or simply "show up?"

La Cieca

ellagood — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:07:30 EST

oh god. he has a "matt's musts" list for ladies that lists where we should go for cosmetic surgery, eyebrow waxing, etc. oh! and what perfume we should wear by season! i spy with my little eye a oft-rejected dude with a teeny weeny peeny.

ellagood

AndIAmTellingYou — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:06:12 EST

Whores d'jour?

AndIAmTellingYou

SchmatSchmaymon — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:04:28 EST

@Choire: can you start filing Sex and the City posts under the "Gay TV for ladies for gays!" tag pls?

SchmatSchmaymon

atipofthehat — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:04:02 EST

Maybe Norman Mailer mistook Truman Capote for a hors d'oeuvre that time he tasted him and found him tart.

I would have thought Truman would be more on the "tangy" or "zesty" side--with a touch of Dill!*

*To Kill a Mockingbird bonus!

atipofthehat

LolCait — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:02:52 EST

Missed the cut-off by a lousy six months!

Oh well. I'm sure not just any Joe Mode or John Runway would get picked, anyway.

LolCait

LilaFowler — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:02:26 EST

Matt Titus? Wasn't he just in the Times wedding section a week ago? They talk about how he had experienced a major epiphany in his dealings with women when he got into a huge motorcycle accident while racing to meet his girlfriend as his wife waited at home. Good luck to Wife #2!

LilaFowler

KarenUhOh — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:01:51 EST

The problem is, the fucking French. . .the word doesn't sound anything like it's spelled.

So from now on can we just call it those thingys on crackers you get when you poop?

KarenUhOh

ellagood — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:01:41 EST

shit in the bathroom stalls is ok here too!

ellagood

SchmatSchmaymon — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:01:26 EST

@atipofthehat: He just wants to see the whores' oeuvres before he makes his final cut

SchmatSchmaymon

atipofthehat — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:01:09 EST

@sexbot: Rampant!

atipofthehat

atipofthehat — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:00:46 EST

@atipofthehat: Or is that "ovaries"?

atipofthehat

sexbot — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:00:44 EST

I prefer "the whore's divorce."

sexbot

atipofthehat — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:00:25 EST

Ooooh!

If only I were not straight.

I love whore's oeuvres

atipofthehat