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bombed_pop — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 18:28:32 EST

@CherriSpryte: it's crips, thank you.

bombed_pop

CeeMoney — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 17:19:59 EST

I really hope Paul stole her leg and hid it before he threw her out. Or uses it as his mike stand.

CeeMoney

scroll_lock — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:27:49 EST

@BalknChain: that's what it's all about.

scroll_lock

CaptainFantastic — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:16:24 EST

@collegecallgirl: The only difference is you need a couple of phone books for, uh, doggy. So, you keep one old phone book when the new one comes, instead of recycling it.

CaptainFantastic

BalknChain — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:15:09 EST

I bet she's fun to do the hokey pokey with...you put your right leg in, you put your right leg out, you put your right leg in and you shake it all about, you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, you put your right leg in..

BalknChain

FracturedAcetabulum — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:59:53 EST

Irene

FracturedAcetabulum

TheHonJudgeSmails — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:52:42 EST

Her lawsuit has a one-legged man's chance in an ass-kicking contest.

TheHonJudgeSmails

What it is — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:48:41 EST

@AndSheSaid: jeeeaaalous?

What it is

FracturedAcetabulum — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:48:20 EST

Eileen

FracturedAcetabulum

scarletmenace — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:47:04 EST

I don't think she has a leg to stand on.

scarletmenace

MisterHippity — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:39:28 EST

@collegecallgirl: I've heard that it takes some getting used to, because you keep going around in circles on the bed.

MisterHippity

ellagood — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:38:21 EST

@collegecallgirl: i know more about three-legged men. sorry.

ellagood

CherriSpryte — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:37:55 EST

In the textbook-sized "Guide to Getting it On", which I've been borrowing from a friend for oh, three years or so, there's an entire chapter on how to fuck the disabled. ... Is disabled PC anymore? Should it be the differently-abled? Oh fuck it. Anyway, there's a section on how to screw gimps and tards.
And there are pictures. If you're interested.

CherriSpryte

MisterHippity — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:36:53 EST

That Heather Mills is such a slut.

I mean, she never could keep her legs together.

MisterHippity

Furious George — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:33:41 EST

@collegecallgirl: I'd tell you what it's like to sleep with a no-legged girl, but my attorney informs me that I should not until the trial is over.

Furious George

dado — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:32:03 EST

Never marry a woman who swims in circles, I like to say.

dado

TheHonJudgeSmails — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:28:03 EST

@collegecallgirl: In my experience, it's hilarious.

TheHonJudgeSmails

hypocriteoath — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:27:02 EST

Now Cindy, you know I don't speak spastic.

hypocriteoath

Chief Wahoo — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:23:46 EST

Heather Mills is the ideal reason to have land mines, not get rid of them.

Chief Wahoo

collegecallgirl — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:23:26 EST

I dated this guy whose girlfriend previous to me only had one leg. And I kept trying to find out what it was like and he kept saying that he didn't really think about it, even in bed. And while that made him a really good guy, I find it hard to believe there is no adjustment period for having sex with a person who is missing a limb. I guess what I'm trying to say is can't somebody tell me what it's like to sleep with a one-legged girl?

collegecallgirl

brendastarlet — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:22:16 EST

I had this weird thought today that Benazir Bhutto is turning into the Heather Mills of politicians -- calling NPR to say she'd asked the troops outside her house why they weren't off searching for Bin Laden.

brendastarlet

xhack — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:20:08 EST

Call IT.... Cindy Adams is malfunctioning again.

xhack

Queen of the Passive Aggressives — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:18:30 EST

So that leg thing is why she gave up johns for bedpans?

Queen of the Passive Aggressives

ellagood — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:17:29 EST

i'm stumped.

ellagood

SheWalkedWithAZombie — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:17:21 EST

This reminds me of that Amy Poehler character on the dating reality show skit who has one leg and and bad gas and thinks she's totally hot.

SheWalkedWithAZombie

TheHonJudgeSmails — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:16:39 EST

"Heather is a f - - -ing liar. I wouldn't be surprised if we found out she's actually got two legs."

HAH. That's good comedy, right there.

TheHonJudgeSmails

koala325 — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:16:11 EST

I have no idea what Cindy is talking about...but it sounds really romantic.

koala325

LolCait — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:15:36 EST

Does the book talk about that weird month when she had that enormous gun affixed to her stump?

LolCait